Weasel time! Itachi translates exactly into weasel, that's really cool! Most of this is a short story, sorta like a filler chapter. Most of the fillers will be sorta funny.

I look at my Hawaiian Hat, love dancing pineapples, and do not own Naruto!


Kima-sensei: she was sensible, she was smart, she was a kind of genius. This is the story of my first mission, with my whole team.

Our mission was to travel to the village hidden in the stars, protect the ninjas that were digging for a secret elixir, and return safely. Yeah, a typical C- ranked mission. Now, you are probably wondering why our first mission was C-ranked. That's because of Kima-sensei. She was apparently a young genius and so smart, that her teams were never assigned on D-ranked missions. Well, I didn't like the thought of that at all even though my teammates loved it. Especially Itachi, who was so excited.

We got the village very quickly and began our task. Hito and I stayed on watch while Kima-sensei took a small nap in the shade. Itachi had to be the water boy and carry this huge jug of water that weighed like 1000 pounds. Itachi was carrying the water one day, (a few drops would spill occasionally and splatter all over his new neon blue sneakers) and he lugged it towards a guy that was digging in a 10-feet deep hole. Then, Hito saw an ant and began yelling excitedly. Itachi turned around to look, yet still continued walking, and fell head first into the hole. The water jug flew into the air, did a somersault, and landed right onto Itachi's head. So he screamed. The scream woke up Kima-sensei and she looked around tiredly. She looked at us questioningly and got up. Then she started walking towards the hole randomly. And woops, there went in another person. And another scream. I looked at Hito and we both laughed our faces off.

It was truly a weird mission. But, I'm sure that Itachi knows how to swim now.

That night, I visited Itachi. I rang the doorbell quietly and Itachi opened the door. He looked at me and I looked back. A silent agreement was made between us.


See ya all later, with much pineapple love to all of you out there.

-Naruto016, a pineapple lover