Okay, listen up people! I need requests! I really do! So check out the rules in the first chapter and PM me! Now we should start the chapter. I might get annoying trying to remind you to send requests! And don't forget to review!
"We need requests!" I get out of my chair and shake Tim, "no one has sent me a PM about requests yet!" I sit back down, "So what do we do? They're no requests for this chapter. Should we run around destroying property? I can let you guys deal with the legal issues."
"NO!" Nile and Tim shout at the same time.
"So what can we do besides begging the audience for requests?" I grab my "Insane Authoress Suitcase of Insanity" and dig through the suitcase.
"What is that?" Nile asks.
"Good question," I grin evilly, "this is my 'Insane Authoress Suitcase of Insanity!' And it has a bunch of random stuff in it suck as fried chicken, my computer, all the stuff we need for playing paintball, sugar, signs in case of a protest..."
"We get it..." Nile does an anime fall.
"Why do you have that suitcase?" Tim looks rather shocked.
"It's to keep insanity available at all times!" I clap my hands, "but still, I'm bored!"
"We could look around Italy. The last time we were here, Demure, Dynamis, Tithi, and I were running away from you and your spray-paint gocty," Nile suggested.
"That would be a good idea," Tim nodded.
"Then it's settled, we're going around Italy while we're waiting for requests!" I grab my suitcase of insanity and walk out with Nile and Tim. I run around screaming, "We need requests!" Nile and Tim anime sweat-drop as I run through town.
"Gocty!" the Nile and Tim shout and start chasing me, "get back here and get your insanity under control!"
Everyone nearby stares at me whispering something about how crazy I am. I stop running at a water-fountain and pull scuba-equipment from my suitcase. Ten. I jump, "Let's see, how many coins can I find at the bottom of this fountain?"
"What are you doing in there?" someone asks me while their walking by.
"Looking for coins," I put on a serious face, "I'm looking for coins, and of you think I'm crazy... Oh well!" I grin and splash water on him for no good reason, "Do you want to jump in?!"
The man backs away slowly. Tim and Nile find me and yell, "Gocty?! What are you doing in a fountain?!"
"I'm looking for coins," I dive back under the water in search of more coins. Nile and Tim convince me to come out, and I take off the diving suit revealing my regular clothing, "These suits are really good at keeping cloths dry."
I pack up my suitcase and move on with Nile and Tim, "So what should we do now?"
"To be honest, I don't know," Nile looks around Italy, "this place is pretty nice though. Maybe we could just tour the place."
A spaceship lands in the middle of town. "It's the aliens!" I run up to the aliens, "hello!"
The aliens wave at me. Their translator waves his arm, "It's nice to see you Gocty and Nile!" The hug the aliens while everyone except for Tim, Nile and I stand there not knowing what to do.
Screams fill the air.
"AHHHH! Aliens!"
"We're being attacked!"
"An invasion!"
I holler, "CALM DOWN PEOPLE! ALIENS ARE FRIENDLY!"
People stop and stare at me, "Hey, wasn't that the crazy kid who ran through town?"
"We should go..." the alien translator tells me. The aliens blast the town with a beam that makes you forget certain events that happened. Everyone who saw the aliens forgot that they even landed here. Well, everyone except Nile, Tim, and I.
I see Sophie and Wales walking around town and wave at them, "Sophie! Wales! It's me! Gocty! Are you guy dating?!"
Sophie and Wales see me, "RUN!"
"What's gotten into them?" I wonder out loud and look at my watch, "I'll have to find out later. Looks like we're out time for this chapter! And even though this is a clichéd moment for this chapter, read, review, and PM my requests! And don't forget the request part! The rules are at the first chapter! Bye!"
"We didn't have enough screen time!" Nile and Tim scream.
"You can have more screen time when we get to the bold letter part and next chapter!" I yell.
Me: Hey there! Welcome to the bold part at the end!
Nile: Okay, here's the deal, we really need requests. And just incase you didn't catch all of the times Gocty reminded you to check the first chapter for request rules, do it after you read this! We really need requests. Wait, I just realized something. Gocty, you capitalized your name. You didn't do before.
Me: I just wanted to do it.
Tim: Read, review, and send in requests!
Me: And do that before I decide to end this fanfic!
Tim/; I wanted to say the last line!
Me: Oh well. To late *turns off the screen*
