I don't feel like rambling this time…
Special thanks to Princesscupcakes, edwardsbelovedangel, and PeaceLoveJonas7894. Your ideas rock!
Disclaimer: I own nothing except my torture tactics, demonstrated below.
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale
1: Constantly remind her that she isn't human. Casually let it slip that Emmett wishes she was…
…and is now going out with the human, Jessica.
2: Blindfold her. Give her a Mohawk. Tell her Emmett LOVES a bad-girl. Get her to wear the hair-do on a date with him…
…watch what comes next, you'll need more popcorn.
3: Tell her that Emmett left her for Edward. A/N you know, I could really make a fortune selling popcorn here…
4: Constantly compare her to Bella. Wonder aloud why in the world Emmett picked her while Bella was so much prettier and kinder. Run. Fast.
5: Set her up with Sam (or if you're really feeling nasty try Charlie).
6: Lock her in a closet with Jacob Black. Don't let her out until she agrees to kiss him in front of Emmett..
7: Remember those love letters to Edward from "Victoria"? Change them around so they read "To Rosalie, from your dearest James". Take a picture of the look on her face when she gets those letters. Send them to everyone you know.
8: Paint her awesome red car a barf colored green.
9: Tell her Royce has come back from the dead and wants to say hi…
10: After the closet thing, make her read Jacob x Rosalie fanfiction.
WOW!! I have so many reviews I don't know what to do with myself! KEEP M COMING PEEPS!! YOU ARE ALL AWESOME!!
The winner of the people's choice contest is Charlie, so he is next. Second place went to the second-most-awesomeist Cullen bro: Jasper so he is after that.
Thanks for the attention you are giving me. Oh and I don't hate Rosalie, she is just very fun to annoy.
LYL!!
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