Author's Note
I don't own Sailor Moon.
I apologize for last week's freak Saturday posting, and for my new scheduling post. I will now be updating in a cycle. I am updating Looks Can Be Deceiving, Dearly Departed Dad, Gundam Wing Renaissance, and Ken and the Chickens this week, and next week will be Playing Pretend, Storm of Envy, Sailor Moon and the Alchemic Memories, and Bending Reality, As Told By Nara. So sue me if it'll make you feel better, but I have found that I cannot update eight chapters a week. It's too much to do. By the way, don't mock my mockery of slang and Ye Olde English! Enjoy!
Ken and the Chickens!
Chapter 8: Methinks
Okay, here we go—
"Now I'm going to have to get serious," the demon said, waving its hand. "Activateth!"
What did that do? Methinks you should read on to find out.
"That, methinks, was a horrid attack! Thou hast not even bore me one injury!" Sailor Mars shouted, and clasped a hand over her mouth. "I soundeth like a hag of ye olden lands!"
"No! Methinks the beaus of the land will run from my horrid speech!" Sailor Venus sobbed.
"Wow, that's a cool power," Sailor Jupiter said, her, her boyfriend, and Sailor Mercury looking at the two hysterical sailors.
"Too bad it's useless," Sailor Mercury said with a chuckle. The demon looked at the three of them, and laughed.
"Activateth!"
The three laughed now.
"You can't mess with this!" Tuxedo Jupiter laughed, smacking his rear end.
"Don't do that," Sailor Jupiter said quickly. "That's a mockery that is deemed uncool."
"Sorry."
"Who decideth such a mockery was unfit of the 'cool'?" Sailor Mars asked.
"Fer shizzel—what's up wit dis?" Sailor Mercury gasped. "Dis iz worse than losin my homedawg's bling bling!"
"That's funny," the demon said. "I thought I got rid of the gangsta feature when I upgraded."
"Thou dost sound more shameful than I!" Sailor Venus laughed.
"Word."
This wouldn't happen to be your handiwork, would it?
Why would I give a demon voice transforming powers? That's stupid, and you know how I feel about stupid—and blondes. Although this voice fits her quite nicely.
You've gotta tell me what you wrote down!
Nope, not saying a word.
"Okay Tuxedo Jupiter, looks like we've gotta face this thing on our own," Sailor Jupiter said, slamming her fists together.
"I thought we were supposed to surrender ourselves to save Sailor Moon?"
Sailor Jupiter face faulted.
"Right, we surrender!" Sailor Jupiter said. "We'll do whatever those demands were, just stop attacking us!"
"Gee, another well thought out plan," the demon yawned, as a door appeared beside it. "All right, step right through this door and it'll take you to your new home."
Find out what happens next time!
You call this a chapter?
Next time it's your turn to narrate
See you all next week—muhahahahaha!
Review, and don't forget to pick two sailor scouts who have a short-lived life!
