Disclaimer: Well, I haven't done this in a while. Since I'm at work, I can actually stall with the bloopers this time. And to this day, I still don't own Naruto… Rest assured, I'm determined to finish the next chapter to Fire Chronicles.
Scene 2
Naruto: I forgot the password, so I can't make sure of this, but you're a fake Sasuke, aren't you!
Sakura: What are you saying, Naruto?
Sasuke: Baka! I am the real one!
Kairen: Iie! I agree with Naruto! The real Sasuke would have more emo hair than you! You can't match the Emo king with that amount of spiky-ness!
Sasuke: Wh-wha?
Naruto: Ooooh. Well in that case, The real Sasuke wouldn't be stronger than the great Uzumaki Naruto either and would ask for an apology for ever thinking that he is better!
Sasuke: What?
Mizu: I think the real Sasuke should get sucker punched all the time.
Hiyony: I think the real Sasuke is a playboy!
Akio: THE REAL SASUKE WOULD ADMIT HIS LOVE TO NARU-FACE!
Sasuke: DO I HAVE A SAY IN THIS!
Everyone: NO!
Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!
Scene 2 Take 2
Michiko: The real Sasuke is just as stupid as the fake one.
Sasuke: ~twitch~
Director: IT'S NOT YOUR SCENE!
Scene 6
Orochimaru: ~lifting Naruto's shirt while fingers are glowing purple~
Kairen: Oh my gosh! The man's going to rape Naruto!
Akio: NOOOOOO! ~tackles Naruto out of the way~
Naruto: Gahk!
Akio: DON'T WORRY! I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOUR MANLY BREASTS, NARU-FACE!
Naruto: E-eh?
Akio: SHH! DON'T SPEAK! YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!
Mizu: Akio… Not only was that Kairen's line, she was only joking.
Akio: …Oh. Don't play too rough then, Naru-face ~wink wink~
Naruto: ~shudders~ D-don't even joke around like that, Akio-chan…
Director: Can we get back to the script… Please…
Hiyony: OH MY GOSH! He said please!
Scene 1
Orochimaru: Looks like you defeated that big snake, Naruto-kun…
Kairen: Your new nickname… Lizard-breath…
Sisters: HAHAHAHAHA!
Director: Cut! Kairen, the script says Snakeman!
Kairen: I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth!
Director: You're not giving an oath; you're giving him a nickname!
Scene 1 Take 2
Orochimaru: Looks like you defeated that big snake, Naruto-kun…
Kairen: Your new nickname… Mr. Crocodile..
Director: CUT! Why would you call him that?
Kairen: Because you never smile at one?
Mizu: Wrong movie, Kairen.
Director: Just… Follow… The script…
Scene 1 Take 3
Kairen: Voldemort.
Scene 1 Take 7
Kairen: Scaly slug?
Hiyony: Michael Jackson?
Akio: EYE RAPER!
Mizu: Dead meat.
Orochimaru: …..
Director: ENOUGH! TAKE A BREAK!
Sisters: Awesome!
Scene 7
Kairen: Goshmyoh! The loser is back, dattebayo!
Orochimaru: I will take my time to see how strong you are.
Michiko: You don't have much time! We have like thirty more seconds of intent staring from the lower before we use up all the film!
Mizu: Aren't you the one wasting up the film by interrupting it…?
Hiyony: Uhh, guys? There's only about twenty seconds left in the film.
Kairen: Should I start over?
Michiko: Whoops! Maybe she should!
Director: Stop wasting time! Zoom in on Sasuke before-!
~No more film~
