Disclaimer: Well, I haven't done this in a while. Since I'm at work, I can actually stall with the bloopers this time. And to this day, I still don't own Naruto… Rest assured, I'm determined to finish the next chapter to Fire Chronicles.

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Naruto: I forgot the password, so I can't make sure of this, but you're a fake Sasuke, aren't you!

Sakura: What are you saying, Naruto?

Sasuke: Baka! I am the real one!

Kairen: Iie! I agree with Naruto! The real Sasuke would have more emo hair than you! You can't match the Emo king with that amount of spiky-ness!

Sasuke: Wh-wha?

Naruto: Ooooh. Well in that case, The real Sasuke wouldn't be stronger than the great Uzumaki Naruto either and would ask for an apology for ever thinking that he is better!

Sasuke: What?

Mizu: I think the real Sasuke should get sucker punched all the time.

Hiyony: I think the real Sasuke is a playboy!

Akio: THE REAL SASUKE WOULD ADMIT HIS LOVE TO NARU-FACE!

Sasuke: DO I HAVE A SAY IN THIS!

Everyone: NO!

Director: CUT! CUT! CUT!

Scene 2 Take 2

Michiko: The real Sasuke is just as stupid as the fake one.

Sasuke: ~twitch~

Director: IT'S NOT YOUR SCENE!

Scene 6

Orochimaru: ~lifting Naruto's shirt while fingers are glowing purple~

Kairen: Oh my gosh! The man's going to rape Naruto!

Akio: NOOOOOO! ~tackles Naruto out of the way~

Naruto: Gahk!

Akio: DON'T WORRY! I'M HERE TO PROTECT YOUR MANLY BREASTS, NARU-FACE!

Naruto: E-eh?

Akio: SHH! DON'T SPEAK! YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH!

Mizu: Akio… Not only was that Kairen's line, she was only joking.

Akio: …Oh. Don't play too rough then, Naru-face ~wink wink~

Naruto: ~shudders~ D-don't even joke around like that, Akio-chan…

Director: Can we get back to the script… Please…

Hiyony: OH MY GOSH! He said please!

Scene 1

Orochimaru: Looks like you defeated that big snake, Naruto-kun…

Kairen: Your new nickname… Lizard-breath…

Sisters: HAHAHAHAHA!

Director: Cut! Kairen, the script says Snakeman!

Kairen: I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth!

Director: You're not giving an oath; you're giving him a nickname!

Scene 1 Take 2

Orochimaru: Looks like you defeated that big snake, Naruto-kun…

Kairen: Your new nickname… Mr. Crocodile..

Director: CUT! Why would you call him that?

Kairen: Because you never smile at one?

Mizu: Wrong movie, Kairen.

Director: Just… Follow… The script…

Scene 1 Take 3

Kairen: Voldemort.

Scene 1 Take 7

Kairen: Scaly slug?

Hiyony: Michael Jackson?

Akio: EYE RAPER!

Mizu: Dead meat.

Orochimaru: …..

Director: ENOUGH! TAKE A BREAK!

Sisters: Awesome!

Scene 7

Kairen: Goshmyoh! The loser is back, dattebayo!

Orochimaru: I will take my time to see how strong you are.

Michiko: You don't have much time! We have like thirty more seconds of intent staring from the lower before we use up all the film!

Mizu: Aren't you the one wasting up the film by interrupting it…?

Hiyony: Uhh, guys? There's only about twenty seconds left in the film.

Kairen: Should I start over?

Michiko: Whoops! Maybe she should!

Director: Stop wasting time! Zoom in on Sasuke before-!

~No more film~