AN/: I do not own Harry Potter or Charmed.
Warnings: Violence. Language. Slash.
"Parseltongue"
Original text:
Agent Summers – Alright, here is the small dialogue requested by my Beta!
Ardex – You shouldn't be encouraging her like this.
Agent Summers – Oh hush Dexi, Amelia's kind of cute when she's all high on sugar.
Harper – SUGAR?
Ardex – You just had to give Harper a sugar addiction didn't you?
Agent Summers - *Smirks* It will make Harper running around Hogwarts with a lightsaber even funnier.
Ardex - *Grin* As long as I get to use my Taser spell on someone.
Amelia – Taser? Where?
Ardex - *Evil Smirk*
Amelia - *Gulps and grabs Dex's wand yelling TAZARO*
Ardex - *Twitches on the floor drooling.
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"I'm truly sorry for this Lord Gryffindor, Slytherin. I will be having very strong words with Auror Potter about allowing personal issues to get in front of his duty as an Auror" Madam Bones said firmly.
"I'm sorry Madam Bones, but I can't accept that" Harper said sadly "This marks the fifth time that Auror Potter has attacked us".
"I'm sorry, the fifth time?" Madam Bones said sharply.
Harper nodded "Attack not necessarily meaning physical Madam Bones" he said "He has made two attempts to slander our names and ruin us through the Daily Prophet; He attacked Ardex and I the week before the tournament; he broke the rules in an attempt to kill me during the tournament; and now he's casting a cutting charm at Ardex's neck in broad day-light during an illegal arrest".
He smiled softly as the shock on Madam Bones' face grew as she turned to glare at James.
"I must insist that he gets suspended and demoted at the least or we will just have to sue the Ministry. Something well within our rights, and our power I assure you" Harper continued.
"I'm afraid I'm going to need your memories as evidence before I can do such a thing" Madam Bones said sharply still glaring at James.
Harper and Ardex smiled and nodded at her.
Taking out the memories didn't take long and soon the two teens were smiling and bowing slightly to Madam Bones as they left her office.
"Ah Mr. Potter!" Fudge said as he saw them "What a pleasant surprise running into you here".
Harper and Ardex exchanged glances before they smiled at him.
"Minister Fudge" Harper said bowing slightly again "I'm afraid I must correct you, I'm actually Harper Lyccus now that I've formally been married to Dex" he corrected smoothly.
Fudge's eyes widened briefly before he smiled broadly "Oh my congratulations. Would you be averse to finishing this conversation in my office?" He asked subtly looking at all the people watching them.
"Of course not Minister, in fact we were just about to come looking for you ourselves" Harper admitted.
Fudge smiled at them as he led them through the Ministry pointing out various offices and important people.
He quickly ushered them into his office and collapsed into his seat.
"Forgive the lack of pleasantries Minister" Harper suddenly said coldly no longer smiling.
Fudge paled as he watched the two draw their wands and raise them.
"I'm afraid there are some things that just must be said" Ardex added pointing his wand at Fudge.
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A smirk flicked over Ardex's face as Dumbledore swept into the Minister's office.
"Ah, Harry my boy, what a pleasant surprise" he said as he spotted Harper sitting in a chair opposite the Minister.
"Lord Gryffindor" Harper corrected him coldly.
Dumbledore ignored Harper's words as he kept speaking "I must say I was shocked when I saw your owl appear at my window on Monday, I am pleased that you find your education an important thing, after all so many people today don't understand the importance of a good education".
Harper nodded to him "Most definitely, that is why I must admit I am confused as to why you would deny someone that right" he questioned innocently.
"Albus wouldn't do that" Fudge denied.
"The Minister is correct when he says that" Dumbledore said softly "I would never deny a child their right to an education".
Harper smiled and nodded again "Then can I assume that Ardex will be receiving his acceptance letter soon?" he asked Dumbledore.
Ardex almost laughed at the sudden realization in Dumbledore's eyes as he realised he had been played.
"I never received a letter from your friend I'm afraid, he has never applied to Hogwarts" Dumbledore claimed.
"Strange" Ardex mused "I sent it, and it was opened by you".
Dumbledore shook his head gently "I'm afraid I never received your acceptance letter, and besides, our classes were filled by Harper's place so you wouldn't be able to come" he said sadly.
Harper gave a sad sigh "I was afraid of that" he said sadly "I'm sorry then Headmaster but I must remove my application, I simply can't go without Ardex" he apologized.
Dumbledore's eyes widened and his jaw dropped for a moment before he regained his grandfatherly mask.
"Now now Harry my boy, there is no need to make such drastic measures, maybe your friend can get accepted next year" Dumbledore chided him.
Harper shook his head resignedly "Oh but I can't leave Ardex behind" he claimed "Ardex would die without his mate around"
Dumbledore couldn't hold his shock this time as he spun around and looked into Ardex's gold flecked amber eyes.
"I am most sorry to say Harry that werewolves aren't allowed at Hogwarts" he apologized sadly.
"Remus Lupin was, he was even allowed to teach" Ardex pointed out.
"And besides" Harper said "Lycans aren't werewolves".
"Lycans?" asked Dumbledore.
Harper smiled as he nodded "Lycans are related to werewolves, the werewolf virus in fact comes from the Lycans after a Witch cursed a Lycan because he found his mate in her sister when she herself was in love with him, the Lycan killed his mate as he transformed slowly and painfully as he thrashed, and when he realised his transformation had caused her death his mind broke because he killed his mate." he explained "Lycans are one with their wolf, not insane at all; They also can change at any time; And their bite is most certainly not contagious".
Dumbledore blinked as his mind raced.
"And the proof that Arpex is a Lycan and not a werewolf?" Dumbledore asked slowly.
Harper just smiled and looked behind him making Dumbledore turn around.
A huge Blonde wolf was standing before him, it's gold and amber eyes staring into his.
"Albus will find room for Ardex, don't worry Harper" Fudge said firmly, looking at Dumbledore "There will be no avoidable deaths because of something so trivial".
Dumbledore sighed "I'm sure we can arrange something" he agreed.
He turned to see Ardex removing a snake from his chair and sitting back down as the snake recoiled around his neck.
"Snakes are not allowed at Hogwarts" Dumbledore added hiding his smirk at his small victory.
"Familiars are though" Harper said dismissively making Dumbledore give a mental snarl.
"Ardex and I will leave you Minister Fudge" Harper announced as he stood from his chair "I'm sure you and Dumbledore have a lot to tale about".
"Now Harry, that isn't necessary, I would love to talk to you some more" argued Dumbledore.
Harper forced a smile onto his face "Then perhaps you should owl us with a time and date" he offered.
"I have been" Dumbledore said "But all my owls return unopened".
Harper smiled "That's because all letters with things like Tracking Charms and Portkeys in them get repelled before they can get to us" he told him hiding his smirk.
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Ardex laughed as Harper threw himself onto the couch sulking.
"I hate acting like I'm in charge" Harper pouted as he watched Ardex wave his hand in front of his eyes removing the golden flecks from his eyes. "I don't believe that Dumbledore didn't notice the glamours over your eyes" he added.
Ardex shrugged as he allowed Caine to slither off his arm and start exploring before he approached Harper on the couch "I don't believe that he can't tell a Lycan and a normal wolf apart" he said with a snort.
"I still think your animagus form is gorgeous" Harper admitted as Ardex fell to his knees between Harper's spread legs.
"And so is yours" Ardex replied "A sleek black Tiger is so you" he said "Especially in the bedroom" he added smirking.
Harper rolled his eyes and smacked Ardex around the back of the head "At least he only argued twice" he said "I want Dumbledore to forget about the whole Lord Slytherin thing as soon as possible".
Ardex smiled softly "You were right though, I would die without you" he said looking into Harper's eyes.
Harper snorted "I would die first" he claimed.
Ardex's smile turned into a wolfish grin as he began to lightly rub Harper's thighs from his seat in-between them.
Harper's eyes fluttered shut at the feeling and he spread his legs further allowing Ardex more room to slip forward.
"I think I need to remind you who the Alpha is" Ardex growled at Harper making him shiver. "Can't let your public speaking go to your head can we?"
Harper smirked, his eyes still shut "It depends what head doesn't it?" he purred.
He whimpered as Ardex stood and stepped back and broke contact "Please" he whined shuffling down the couch closer to Ardex.
Ardex just stepped back again his eyebrow raised.
Ardex's wolfish grin came back as he folding his arms "Run" he growled.
Harper shivered again before he leapt from the couch and shifted into his animagus form mid-step and sprinted out of the sitting room and into the hallway.
Ardex just watched him run through the hallway and through the backdoor running into the forest behind the Tower.
Ardex shifted into his wolf form and followed Harper's trail out the door and into the forest, knowing that his fun wouldn't be interrupted inside the Fidelius hidden forest.
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Ardex is NOT a Lycan. I hope that was made obvious in the previous paragraph but just in case it wasn't he's NOT a Lycan.
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