Author's Note:
I dunno. I'm just telling Finn to type whatever comes into my head. You guys want this, I'll give it to you.
P.S. Swearing will possibly ensue in this chapter... YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...
P.S.S. I still have Typer's Block. Someone give me an idea, for crying out loud! That's all I'm asking from you guys.
P.S.S.S. My buddy, Finn is typing for me while Marshall Lee tends to my wound, and Marcy still sleeping on the couch and Ice Queen making something in the kitchen. Whatever it is, I don't think I wanna eat it
P.S.S.S.S. CANDY CORN IS SO GOOD...MUST EAT MORE...OOOOWWWWWW!
Marshall Lee: Sorry, but you moved when I'm still trying to get the pieces of the icicle out. AND STOP EATING THE CANDY CORN!
White: Just shut the bleep up and tend to the fu-AHHHH!
Marshall Lee: *digs tweezers in wound* What was that, princess?
White: When I get my arm's feelings back, I will kick your arse. *growls and eats candy corn*
Marshall Lee: We'll see about that... *evil grin, and slaps candy corn out of hand*
White: HEY!
Marshall Lee: *hisses*
White: *whimpers*
It was a cool, clear night, five days after Finn proposed to his love, Marceline. There was a little wind, and the full moon and stars were out, giving their bright lights down to the Grasslands of Ooo...
Finn's shadow walked beside Finn, a large copy of darkness that looked like Finn, who wore a red shirt that showed his bulging muscles under a blue jacket, a pair of blue jeans, a pair of red converses and his pack slung on his back. He was walking back to his treehouse.
Walking back to his treehouse to tell BMO and Jake that he was getting married to Marceline, the love of his life.
It's been over three months ever since he was back home, and he was coming back to tell Jake all about it.
He couldn't wait to see Jake's and BMO's faces, ever since he was on a long road trip for a few months, then came back to visit Marceline and propose to her. He can't wait to tell everyone about the news. Everyone except LSP and Lumpy Space Prince. He doesn't really trust them, because then the whole universe would know about it...and he doesn't want every single thing that walks or breathes know.
Especially...especially the Lich and the Wich... {"Hey, I dunno what the female version is, so, I'm going with the Wich...NO JUDGING ME."}
...maybe...
Maybe...he should tell Ice King about it too, since he found Marceline in the middle of all that debris...
He was like...an uncle to her, or...well, he seems more of a grandfather than an uncle because of the way he looked when he found her...
Yeah. It's seems like a right choice. He just hopes he doesn't get frozen from Ice King so he can take Marceline as his bride, but that doesn't seem right at all. Finn only shuddered at that thought.
He was like...like...a part of family to her. I mean, they did meet in the aftermath(s) of the Great Mushroom War, so...why marry a girl that you only know as a part of family if you lost the rest of them in the war?
But, we all feel bad for Simon and Simone, right?
I mean, they were the ones that found the little vampire kids in the debris, and gave them a teddy bear from a broken widow of a toy store. But, you have to admit, it's a sad story to hear it from the two rocksters that know how to give a wild concert with one song...
But...the hero and the heroine hates me for speaking about it, and the hero also hates me for telling him to type this, and so does Fionna who is not in here right now, but...Finn does have feelings for the old man. And Fionna has feeling for the...er...um...I would just say "crazy blue woman that has white hair" for right now.
{Ice Queen: HEY!}
As I was saying...but, Ice King may be crazy, but deep inside, he just wants someone to love him again. Like his fiancé, Betty, before she had left him when he told her that he was hearing voices in his head, with or without the crown, and his skin was turning blue and his hair growing long and white...
He just wished that he never found that crown and just have his old life back.
Yet, Finn felt bad for him, but if only he can grant...if only he can grant Ice King's wish...so he can have someone to love him again.
The same with Ice Queen...if her fiancé Billy can come back...if only...
If only someone or something can grant those two their wishes...then, for once and for all...he can be...actually...happy for the two psychos.
Finn only sighed, and looked up at the starry sky, winking their little eyes at our hero.
Finn smiled, and kept on walking across the grasslands, until a voice called out to him.
"Finn?" the voice called, and Finn turned around to get tackled by Fionna and Cake.
"What the-Fionna? Cake?! What the fudge is going on?" he said, looking at them frantically.
"Oh, thank Grod, Glob, Gob and everything else that brought you back!" Fionna said, and putting her face to his bulky shoulder.
"Oh, Sugar, we thought we would never see you again!" Cake cried, and wrapped her stretchy arms around his neck.
"Girls...You're choking me!" Finn strained, trying to get the two off of him so he can breathe. At least give him a moment to breathe.
It's not like it's Christmas Time! {when it's about to be in the next 6 hours and some odd minutes...} This is August, ladies.
But either way, he's not wrapped in colorful wrapping paper that would make any girl drool over him and get her hands everywhere on his body that she can get or reach to...
Which makes me shiver...that's just creepy. Like Ice Queen would do sometime soon...
{Finn: WHAT? O_O Help me...
White: Just keep typing, boy. Or it'll happen a lot more sooner than you think...}
So, finally, the girls get off our handsome hero, and helped him up, wiping off the dirt from his clothes.
The last time Finn saw Fionna was three years ago. She was 15 years old, and Finn was 16. Instead of her natural shirt that was elbow length, a blue skort, thigh-high socks with two thin blue strips at the top, and Mary Jane shoes, this time, she wore a green shirt that had sleeves reaching to her elbows and had a cherry with a smile on it, a pair of skinny jeans, and her Mary Jane shoes, her bunny hat long gone.
Her hair was the same color as Finn's but wasn't shiny as his, since she was raised by cats, and cats don't like water... But it only reached to the middle of her back, and was wavy and curly like Ice Queen's, but three time's better.
Her eyes shone like the sky during the daytime, showing happiness that Finn wasn't dead and he was back alive.
Finn couldn't help but notice that her curves were curvier, and that she had a bit more muscles, and her cleavage was a bit...er...uhm...bigger. And that she had also had her pack strapped on her back, too.
{Ice Queen: WTF?}
Anyway...her skin was peachier than ever, the moon giving her skin a beautiful glow, almost making her look like an angel, while it made Finn seem a bit peachy.
He smiled at them, but then frowned.
Only one question...
"Wait. How did you know I was coming here?"
Fionna shrugged. "We didn't. We was walking to your house to pick up BMA's controller...until we saw golden hair and was walking to the tree house, which meant that you was back and we both ran up to you, and now we're in this situation." She smiled.
Cake nodded at said statement, and smiled up at Finn.
"Oooh, honey! You're a lot cuter than the last time I saw you. And stronger and bulkier too! Mm-mmm!" Cake couldn't help but grunt in approval.
Finn couldn't help but blush at the coffee-spotted cat.
"Thanks, Cake." Finn mumbled under his breath, but looked up at Fionna. "...so...where's Jake?"
"Why, he's over at Lady's with his Unippies/Puppicorns. (half unicorn/half puppy. Deal with it.) Everyone is there. Why?"
Finn shrugged. "I just wanted to know, is all. Is BMO there, too?"
Fionna nodded.
"PB?"
Cake nodded.
"PG?"
Fionna smiled and nodded, which only made Finn sigh.
"Flame Prince? Flame Princess? Marshall Lee?" he said, on the verge of giving up, possibly thinking that they were all there too.
Then suddenly, their happiness disappeared from their eyes as fast as Gunther can pull a fart without anyone knowing.
Uh-oh. That doesn't look good.
"Um...Cake...can you...?" Fionna said, her eyes swelling up with tears and wrapping her arms around herself.
Oh, Glob...what the hell happened?
Cake quickly nodded, and looked up at Finn.
"Um, Finny...um...Flame Princess couldn't make it..."
WHAT? What does she mean by that?
"And we don't know where Marshall Lee is. Ice Queen's not at her domain...so we don't know what happened to him...or her..." Cake only shrugged.
He didn't care about that. He was only worried for Flame Princess!
"What happened to Flame Princess?" he growled through clenched teeth.
Cake was surprised of his sudden mood, and hastened her statement.
"Um...Finn...Flame Princess was murdered with water. Along with Flame Prince. Some guy named Ash I believe...but the name was written in the ground, stating that it was probably him..." she said.
ASH. That motherfucking bastard that gave Marceline hell when they were dating.
That damned wizard of a boyfriend.
Before he said anything, Fionna wailed, and fell to the grass, her hands to her face while tears steamed down her peachy cheeks.
He just only stared at Fionna, who Cake walked over to and tried to calm down.
Finn's breathing was faster now, his nostrils flared, and he lifted his head up to the clear sky and yelled one word that rung out throughout the whole fields to the other side of the universe, making Cake and Fionna jump at his sudden wave of anger.
"ASH!"
Author's Note:
Comment if you like while I try to kill the bat named Marshall Lee. *glares at him while Finn snickers*
Marshall Lee: I said I was sorry!
Marceline: *STILL sleeping on the couch*
Ice Queen: *sitting on couch and eating cookies* This is SOOOO gonna be good...
Finn: Can I have one? *points to cookies*
Ice Queen: Suit yourself. *hold out plate*
Finn: Glob, these are good!
Ice Queen: *smiles* Why thank you, Finny...
White: GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!
Marshall Lee: MAKE ME, WHITEY!
Ice Queen and Finn: OOOOOOOOHHHHH...
White: WHAT did you just call me? *throws random stakes*
Marshall Lee: *screams like a girl*
-White D.
