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"Sesshomaru…what are you doing here?"
"I might ask the same for you." The demon answered coolly.
"I'm taking care of Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled, standing up sharply, unknowingly pulling Kagome up with him. He turned and looked at her when she squealed 'Weeee!!!' and tumbled to the floor. "Kagome!"
"I see that you are doing a fine job of that…" Sesshomaru stated.
As the two brothers were fighting over what Inuyasha was doing well, a familiar head popped through the open window. "Rea!" Kagome shrieked from her spot on the floor.
"Rea?" the two inus turned to look at the window, having followed Kagome's gaze. Before them stood a llama, a black and white llama. As the llama blinked its black eyes at the men, she seemed to be pondering something.
Inuyasha had no idea what had hit him, but Kagome did.
"Rea spit at Inu! Rea funny!!!"
Through the window, the llama named Rea was gathering spit in her mouth once again. Having seen what had happened to his brother, Sesshomaru stepped out of the sight of the demon llama, but apparently not out of her spitting range. Something resembling a large spit ball smacked Sesshomaru right in between his eyes.
Angered, Sesshomaru, with the intent of killing the damn beast from hell, walked to the window and raised his claws. At this moment, Inuyasha got up his spot on the floor, and seeing Kagome's distressed face, and his brother ready to strike, spoke.
"That thing ain't going down without a fight."
Sesshomaru turned towards his little brother. "What?"
Rea choose this moment to spit at the chest before her.
"These animals resemble the master," Inuyasha explained, "they keep kicking until their dead."
"And…?"
"Look, Sesshomaru, Kagome's rubbed off on the things-" Inuyasha was cut off by a spit ball, courtesy of Rea. Not even bothering to wipe it off, he continued, "-beautiful creatures, I mean," he got an approving grunt from the llama, "have a mind of their own. They will beat you in some manner of some kind, either they eat your shirt, or your car seats, they will get you."
"Strange…" Sesshomaru muttered…
"And it does no good to kill one of them, for anyone."
"WE GANG UP ON YOU IF YOU KILL ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!" Kagome screeched cackling like a mad man.
When Sesshomaru cocked and eyebrow at her, Inuyasha stepped in, explaining, "She injured her ankle, and is on strong pain killers, she's high in other words."
"Mug shots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"And that statement?" Sesshomaru questioned.
"…..I have no clue…."
"I see…" The Inu brothers watched as Kagome lied on the floor and blurted out random words.
"MILK………HOUSE…………PUPPY-EARS"
Sesshomaru looked over at his brother who was bright red. "Puppy-ears?"
"She has a secret obsession with them, if only I knew why."
"Well if you know about it, it's not really a secret is it?"
"……I guess…."
"SPAGGETTIE!!!!! INUYASHA!!!!! REA!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
At the point where Kagome decided to scream, Inu-kun, a white fluffy dog, came to sniff her. He was utterly startled when she reached up to bite his nose.
"Let's get her to bed." Sesshomaru stated, his eyes wide
"Yeah…before she eats her self…." Inuyasha agreed.
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I hope you guys aren't too mad about me not updating for so long…. It really wasn't your guy's fault…
GOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!
