Mission Successful.
As more and more incantations appeared, I learnt the story of what had happened. It was admittedly hard to understand. Something about the monster trying to kill herself with a piece of meat, and Professor Dumbledore's lack of bowel movements. The basic message was still there, though- Ebony was so upset she had tried to kill herself. Something actually effected her.
Maybe a few more of her "friends" should disappear.
I gazed out of the clock tower window to see students having a Care of Magical Creatures class.
I saw two monochrome specks that stood out from the others, and decided to go check on them.
When I got down to the grounds, Ebony was walking up to Vampire, probably wanting to talk to him. I leant against a nearby tree to listen to the conversation.
"Hi," Vampire greeted her.
"Hi back."
They spent a few seconds staring at each other, then Ebony jumped on top of Vampire and they began having sex.
My eyes widened. How does "Hi" turn someone on?
Everyone, including me, stood there in silence, watching the pair. The monster, so upset before, had apparently gotten over Draco's 'death' very quickly.
"STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!" McGonagall yelled, bringing the loud moans to a halt. The monster suddenly slapped Vampire and yelled at him.
I slowly backed away, deeper into the Forbidden Forest.
Slumping against a tree in the Forbidden Forest, I took out a cigarette and lit up.
Maybe the monster's grief was causing her to have mood swings. That would make some sense.
My main worry, though, was that she was gaining intelligence. I'm sure she would soon go after Voldemort herself, and that would be problematic.
I exhaled the smoke out of my mouth. This world is so illogical, I thought. I doubted it would take that long for her to find him. Somehow or another, she would get to him before I did.
There was nothing to do but wait. I took another drag.
A/N: Yumi is a magical author person thing who can't get cancer. Don't smoke. That stuff can kill you.
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