Yosh! Anousa, minna-san! Okay, now that Naru-chan is safe and sound, let's take a look at Sasuke! So, what actually happen to him? Did he go to seek help from Gaara-kun and I? Or did he just faint in the middle of the forest and had to be helped by the two of us? Want to know? Well...find the answer in this chappy! Woot! Lol!

Gaara: Tell me he didn't faint in the forest...

Koneko: Um...I don't know! Just find out in this chappy! (smiles)

Gaara: Right... (sweatdrop)

Koneko: Okay, he didn't faint... He...well, just read on, okay? (rolls eyes)

Gaara: ...okay... (sighes in defeat)

Yay! Okay, so...what actually happened to Sasuke? Just find out in this chappy, ne? Woot!


Pairings: SasuNaru, implied KakaIru, ShikaTema and of course, GaaNeko!

Warning: Contains boyxboy actions! You don't like it, then go to hell this instant or I'll chop your head off! (takes out two katanas)

Disclaimer: I know, this is Masashi Kishimoto-san's work, but I like to do it! Please, don't sue me!

Note: May contain OOCness, AU and some other stuff...


Part Eight: Sasuke

Oww...where am I? It feels so weird...hm? Wait a second...where is my arm? Argh! I've lost my arm! No! ...oh, it's still here...but why can't I move it? Kami-sama, I'm paralysed! Shit! Now how the hell am I going to find Naruto?! Damn it! What the fuck am I supposed to do now?! ...how long will this poison last anyway?

Ugh, I can't even feel my leg! Argh! ...now I know how a paralysed person feels...I don't have time to think about sympathising other people when I myself cannot move here! Am I going to stay like this forever? ...no! I've a clan to be revived! ...but, now that I think about it...I cannot bear children by loving Naruto, right?

What am I thinking again?! Focus, Uchiha Sasuke! You have to find a way to overstand this poison, somehow! It's not the time to think about future! ...geez, I'm talking to myself again... Anyhow...ugh! Agh! ...phew, finally I can turn my body around! Now, what do I do? ...Kami-sama, don't tell me I've to crawl all the way from this place to a nearby village!!

Woosh!

Huh? What was that? ...somebody's here! Shit! I cannot even sense chakra with my condition! ...or is this person hiding his chakra? I've to be careful! ...wait a minute. How am I going to stand my guard when I can't move even the slightest? Kuso! Argh! I'm too young to die! ...I can't believe I'm acting like Naruto now...

(insert a gush of wind here)

The hell was that?! ...it's getting really chilly now...what exactly is happening right now? Is this person doing some kind of a jutsu on me? If he or she is...well, it's really not a small jutsu 'cause I'm really getting weaker and weaker by the second...Kami-sama, am I really going to die here and now? If I really am, please tell Naruto that...

"Sasuke! Daijoubu?!"

Huh? Am I dreaming? It's...it's...Naruto! Kami-sama, is this really happening? Did you send an angel that looks just like my Naruto so that I can rest in peace? Oh Kami-sama, I am really thankful to you for being so nice to me... Oh Naru-like angel, please come and take me to heaven so that I can be with you forever...

"Sasuke! Oi, Sasuke! Don't lose on yourself now! Sasuke-teme! Cut it out! Open your eyes already! Sasuke, it's me, Naruto! You're not going to leave me here alone, are you?! Sasuke?! Sasuke!!"

"...N-Naruto?"

"Sasuke!" he squeals and hugs me. "You're alive! Kami-sama, I thought you were about to die! Idiot! Don't you ever think of leaving me alone! If you do, I'll...I'll... Fuan...! I can't live without you, Sasuke...!"

"Huh?" I blink a few times.

"Sasuke?" Naruto calls again. "S-S-Sasu-ke? O-oi, d-don't tell me...y-you...lost your m-memory?"

He starts to tear up. Okay, so I'm still alive, and the dobe is being his usual dobe self...really... I can perfectly remeber everything that happened in these few days, and I still remeber freshly what happened from long time ago...and yet he said that I've lost my memory? Naru-chan...you really quick when it comes to conclusing something, ne?

"...I'm perfectly fine, mind that. Dobe..."

"...Sasuke!" he squeals and hugs me again.

Hah...sometimes I really wish that a time like this would stay forever... My little Naru-chan hugging me tightly with me being totally weak and helpless...but he is right here beside me... Hm? ...wait a second! I sense an invading chakra coming towards this way! ...when did I start to able to sense chakra again in the first place?

"Naruto-chan! Have you found Uchiha Sasuke?"

Huh? What did she just call my Naru-chan?! Naruto-chan?! This is very unacceptable! Argh! I'm going to kill this person who called my Naruto Naruto-chan, no matter who she is! Just you wait, you piece of shit!

"He's right here with me, Koneko-chan! Sasuke is perfectly fine!"

Naruto still hugs me, but he turns around and smiles at the redhead whom arrives at our location. She grins back, and I notice she has somewhat Naruto's distinctive features, like her toothy grin, her tanned skin and her foxy look...or is it a catty look? ...what am I thinking really? I think I've to go see a therapist as soon as this mission is completed...

"Gaara-kun!" the girl suddenly turns around and calls the emo guy.

What the hell? That little freaky, browless guy is here as well? Kami-sama, this is just not my day... What's he doing here anyway? And why does this girl know all the three of us? Who is she really? Hmm...I wonder...

"Oi, Sasuke! Did you hear me?" Naruto asks with a pouting mouth.

"Yeah...whatever..."

He puffs his cheek out, which I always think it's cute - until he punches me on the stomach, hard. Ouch, that really hurts. That's one of the things I don't like about Naruto, really... Argh, now I'm not only suffering from a paralysed condition but also from a really painful stomach ache... Geez, it's really hard to have a boyfriend like him...

"Come on, let me help you, okay?"

"...yeah..."

-- ((to be continued!)) --


Kyaa! Gomenasai for the late update! Like I said, my comeputer was infected with virus, and it had almost destroyed my life! Waaa! XO Luckily, an antivirus came right in time to save the day! Yatta! XD Well, hope you enjoyed this! Woot! Ja ne!