"Welcome back to WFV!" Moonblaze announces. "Sadly, Copycat has recently gotten sick, so we got a temporary replacement. Introducing . . ."
A very small gray tom pads through the curtains.
"Littlestar!" she cheers. "Give a round of applause to my cousin from Tim-buck-two!"
Everyone claps.
"Tell us about yourself," Sunblaze half-growls. "Or shall I speak of how you stole my Barbie dolls to practice kissing?"
Littlestar snickers. "And I perfected those kisses, Sunny." He turns to the audience. "You probably all know about me. Or at least, have heard about me. Twolegs have written . . . songs for me. So therefore I am also called Twinkle." He winks. "It goes: Twinkle, twinkle, Littlestar, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky; Twinkle, twinkle, Littlestar, how I wonder what you are."
"That—was beautiful," Bluestar purrs, her love-stricken gaze falling on Littlestar.
Littlestar raised his tail high. "It was nothing," he mews, his voice prideful. "I was born and raised to be an amazing singer!"
"Tell someone who cares!" Moonblaze and Sunblaze hiss simultaneously.
"Go cry me a river!" Littlestar scoffs.
Moonblaze flashes a sour face. "You'll be lucky if DauntlessFlame lets you live to tomorrow with that kind of speech! Only because violence is prohibited here, I can't kill you."
A light bulb appears above Sunblaze. "You can always TALK HIM TO *cough* DEATH *cough*."
"What of it?" Littlestar smiles evilly. "Let us review, without mentioning the "D" word, what our contestants could win."
"THAT IS MY LINE!" Moonblaze growls, menace in her eyes.
"You always talk me to death anyway," Captain Obvious meows. He yawns. "It is so boring, these inserts between video clips. Just get on with the show! DauntlessFlame is 226 words behind schedule, thanks you, Littlestar."
"Why, you're welcome, C.O.O.S! Can I call you Cos?" Littlestar purrs.
"NO! HIS NAME IS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS. OTHERWISE KNOWN AS C.O.O.S OR CAPTAIN OF OBVIOUS STATEMENTS! THERE IS TO BE NO ABBREVIATIONS FOR MY CHARACTERS!" DauntlessFlame's loud and powerful voice cries through the speakers. "CAT IN CHARGE OF REVIEWS . . . ?"
"DID SOMEONE JUST SAY YOUR VIDEO WAS SPLENDID? WONDEROUS? HILARIOUS? OR EVEN . . . UNSTOPPINGLY-LAUGHABLE? WELL THEN YOU—yes you—can win a trip to all three Hunger Games movies NOW! For you ladies, you can date Buttercup! As for you toms . . . not so much. Maybe you can go hunting with Katniss!" in a quick voice says: "Warriors Funniest Videos is not responsible if Buttercup breaks your heart."
"Would you like to know a secret, Cos?" Littlestar asks lightly. "I have already seen the Hunger Games movies. I have also talked with celebrities. Justin Bieber? Met him last Friday. He thought that the Twinkle, Twinkle Littlestar song was amazing. I might be featured in one of his next songs." He squeals. "I'M SO EXCITED! AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!" he sings.
"Contestants, please come on stage before Littlestar miraculously gets banished," Sunblaze meows. "Or before I get a migraine again." She puts a paw to her forehead. "I don't feel so good, Moonblaze. I might have to call it quits."
Moonblaze scowls. "Fine! Leave me alone with this dimwit!"
"I'm here too, Moonblaze!" Captain Obvious exclaims.
Littlestar exhales with relief. "Oh, thank goodness. I thought she was calling me the dimwit."
Captain Obvious glares at him.
Sunblaze sighs. "Where's Copycat when you need him? At least he didn't make out with Barbie dolls." She shakes her head. "See ya, sis." Sunblaze pads off the stage.
"Great! Now we're short two cats!" Moonblaze growls, giving Littlestar the evil eye. "GET ON STAGE CONTESTANTS IF YOU WANT TO WIN ANYTHING!"
They all hurry to the stage. Lionblaze is biting his claws nervously.
Captain Obvious starts: "The last placer is . . ."
The drums roll . . .
"Ivypool!" Littlestar yowls. He spits in her face. "That's right! Dovewing is so much better than you! She's one of the Three! Oh, yeah! She's gonna save the world while you sit there in your little corner and whine like a little baby! Oh, yeah!"
Dovewing does a happy dance.
Ivypool lunges at him, her claws raking down his side. She gets him pinned easily, her teeth bared. "There is a reason I train in the Dark For—I mean: I train unicorns as a living! I know how to teach them to use their horns like true warriors!"
Littlestar laughs. "Training unicorns! What is that code for? 'I teach Tigerstar how to use his claws?'"
"NO VIOLENCE ALLOWED!" Moonblaze yowls. She glances around, suddenly realizing she had yowled. "It's not my rule. DauntlessFlame was the one who rated this K-plus." She shakes her head. "Anyway, let's find out who the winner is."
The rolls drum . . .
"Willowpelt!" Alice Cullen shouts.
"Um . . ." Littlestar stutters. "Why is there a Twoleg here?"
Alice smiles. "I'm no human, dimwit. I have fangs. Obviously, I'm a vampire. I predict the future. I knew it was going to be Willowpelt."
Captain Obvious faints.
"Sorry, but we strictly have a no-celebrities policy. I am the only star allowed here," Moonblaze meows, her face burning with jealousy. "Please leave before I call security."
"EXCUSE ME, BUT I AM THE ONLY STAR HERE!"
Everyone turns to see Littlestar screeching in a high-pitched she-cat voice.
"My, you need some manners," Alice says. "I'll be on my way! Congratulations Willowpelt!" She leaves.
Moonblaze frowns. "Just for that, I call that Thrushpelt is the winner!"
Littlestar's jaw drops. "WHAT THE DARK FOREST! YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE RULES LIKE THAT!"
"I am the one who calls the shots," Moonblaze hisses. "Come down and dance in the confetti, Thrushpelt!"
Thrushpelt awkwardly pads on stage. "Willowpelt really deserves the prize."
Moonblaze smiles. "She won the prize. But it's you who really won..." She leans in close and whispers 'my heart' in his ear.
"What did I win?" It is Copycat.
Littlestar's eyes blaze. "Brother, how nice to see you."
"How dare you try and replace me, Moonblaze!" Copycat roars.
"B-But you were sick!" Moonblaze protests.
"Where have you been?" Captain Obvious asks, already recovered from his faint.
Copycat twitches his whiskers. "I was chasing the sun. Like The Wanted apparently do all the time."
"No, really, why were you gone?" C.O.O.S persists.
"Just had a bad hairball," Copycat snaps. "We've all had those before."
Amberkit raises a paw. "I haven't!"
Copycat shakes his head. "Whatever. Most of us can relate."
The crowd nods.
"CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW?" Littlestar hisses.
"Yes, we will, darling."
Everyone looks as Supernatural enters, her charming accent captivating everyone's attention. Her fur is a rosy brown. She has amber eyes and a pink bow around her neck. She is too pretty for her own good, leading up to her name.
"Hubba bubba," Captain Obvious huffs, his eyes large.
Supernatural notices the crowd all watching her and she grabs the video remote. In a voice like silk, she spoke. "The first video is sent in by Daisy in the category Kits!"
Video beings:
The camera entered the warriors' den where Spiderleg rested, snoring loudly and kicking Cloudtail with his long legs.
"Happy Father's Day!" Daisy yowled, startling him. He jerked awake; his expression darkened as he saw it was his mate.
"Since when was I a father?" he grumbled, rising to his paws.
"Since today!" Daisy reminded him. "It's your first father's day so I thought you'd want to spend it with your kits. They each have gifts for you."
Spiderleg growled, following her out of the warriors' den. As they exited, Millie was also going in to the den to alert Graystripe of this holiday.
The camera got full view of the nursery and was soon inside, displaying Millie's three kits and Daisy's own two. Toadkit and Rosekit were wide awake, squealing as their father neared.
"Happy Father's Day!" Rosekit yowled, rushing forward to greet Spiderleg. "Mother said you'd spend the whole day with us!"
Toadkit bounced excitedly. "Now you can show us some moves! Firestar said that all fathers had the day off to spend with their kits."
Spiderleg gave the camera the evil eye. "Daisy, can't you watch them today?" he growled. "I have better things to do."
Rosekit gasped. "No! Graystripe is going to be with Bumblekit, Blossomkit, and Briarkit all day! I want to play with you!"
"I didn't mean it like that," Spiderleg assured her.
Daisy purred, "You can spend some quality time with them. Later, I'm taking Berrynose, Hazeltail, and Mousewhisker to see Smoky."
"Let's go!" Toadkit mewed. "We need to get our gifts! They're in the forest!"
Spiderleg glanced at the camera. "In the forest?"
"Firestar said that kits could go in the forest as long as they were accompanied by their father and with or without their mother," Daisy promised. "Now go on! Graystripe will be here soon and it'll get too crowded!"
Toadkit and Rosekit raced out of the nursery, followed by Spiderleg and Daisy.
They trailed after the kits into the forest a short ways, where Toadkit and Rosekit disappeared to grab their gifts.
Rosekit was the first to return, her jaws full of stems. Toadkit came next, dragging a dirty dead thing by its tail.
"Here you go, Daddy!" Rosekit set the stems before him. "Dandelions!"
The fluffy white seeds of the dandelions had fallen off as Rosekit had carried them.
Spiderleg sniffed them cautiously. "Thank you, Rosekit. They're . . . beautiful." There was no enthusiasm in his voice.
Toadkit proudly dragged out the dead thing. "I caught it!" he boasted. "Daisy took me out so I could get something for you."
Spiderleg probed the kill with his paw. The small possum jumped up and ran off into the bushes.
Toadkit's jaw dropped. "B-But I made the killing bite! Jaypaw showed me how to do it . . ."
"Jaypaw is blind, Toadkit," Daisy reminded him.
Rosekit puffed out her chest. "He obviously likes my gift more!"
Toadkit swatted her. "At least I caught something! Not just picked it from the patch just behind Leafpool's den!"
"I didn't actually let them out," Daisy whispered. "Only just this morning they told me they got you gifts."
Spiderleg suppressed a hiss. "This is the best Father's Day ever!"
Video Ends.
Supernatural's charming laugh echoes through the room, her voice soon joined by many others. "Dandelions!" she chimes. "Pretty when yellow but it is destroyable when windy. Dear Rosepetal, weren't you aware of what dandelions did if you carried them too fast?"
Rosepetal shakes her head. "Kits are kits. If I'd have known, I'd have gotten something less destructible, like bellflower."
Toadstep frowns. "I should've chased that possum! If I'd have known, I'd have killed it when I had the chance."
C.O.O.S rolls his eyes. "If I'd have known . . . You two are both alike."
"I think it's time for the next video," Copycat growls, still not liking the kit videos. "I'm ready for some real comedy!"
"Me too!" Spiderleg calls.
"Oh, be quiet Mr. Grumpy," Daisy hisses. "Your kits were only trying to have fun."
"My kits?" Spiderleg suggests. "No, last I checked, it was you who gave birth to them!"
"Whatever!" Moonblaze yowls. "The next video is sent in by Icecloud in the category Randomness! Oh, and slight spoiler warning."
Video begins:
"Welcome to the Quarter-Moon ThunderClan Hearsay Meeting!" Sandstorm caterwauls. All the (warrior) she-cats of ThunderClan are gathered around her. "Are we all here?"
"Yes, Sandstar," Squirrelflight reported.
Ivypool raised a paw. "Are we done yet? I'm tired!"
Whitewing glared at her daughter. "I knew you were too young to handle it! Go back to camp if you must, but we are all here for the meeting!"
Ivypool got up and left.
A random she-cat cleared her throat. "I would just really appreciate it if everyone would just get along. The world would truly be a better place." She sniffled. "I don't know what it's like being a warrior, but there is nothing peaceful about it. Is there no justice?"
"She isn't even part of ThunderClan!" Millie hissed.
Sandstorm narrowed her eyes. "This meeting isn't for kittypets! Leave now or face my fury!"
"Your furry—what?" the she-cat asked.
"Fury, not furry!" Leafpool growled.
"Just leave!" Sandstorm hissed.
The she-cat left.
"I got news!" Dovewing announced. "The Dark Forest is planning to kill us all! Oh, and, I'm one of the Three that will help save the Clans. I have supersonic hearing so I can hear things that are happening in the Dark Forest right now! Oh, and, Lionblaze and Jayfeather are also part of the prophecy. By the way, I hope you don't mind, but I'm dating Tigerheart."
The she-cats' jaws dropped.
"Thank you for your consideration," Dovewing meowed, rising to her paws. "I hope you enjoy your gossip chitter-chatter while I get a good night's rest. See you at sunhigh. Sorry, Sandstar, but I might be late because I'm meeting with Tigerheart tonight, so I'd like the time to sleep in. Goodnight, y'all!"
She turned and left.
Video ends.
Copycat yawns.
Littlestar is not found.
Captain Obvious is toying with a yoyo.
Moonblaze and Supernatural are laughing because they already knew what happened in the books.
The audience is at awe with the information they have just learned.
Dovewing exits to use the restroom, most likely embarrassed.
"Can we stop stating what everyone is doing?" Copycat asks.
"Maybe," Supernatural replies, "if you play your cards right."
"What does that mean?" C.O.O.S asks.
Supernatural says nothing in reply.
"I feel so blocky when DauntlessFlame writes like this," Copycat meows.
Moonblaze sighs. "I know the feeling."
"With you-u-u-u I feel again!" Littlestar sings.
Bluestar gasps. "So beautiful! I think he even beats you, Oakheart!"
Oakheart scowls.
"Ho! Hey!DauntlessFlame! Guess what? I feel. Like. Talking. In fragments. Poor grammar are bad." Copycat smiles. "Ho! Hey!"
Supernatural clicks the video remote. "Our next video is sent in by Firestar in the category: Kits!"
Video Begins:
"MOM! LEAFKIT STOLE MY BARBIE!"
Sandstorm cursed under her breath. "Put that camera away, Firestar! Help me!"
"What fun would that be?"
She sighed, flicking her tail in annoyance. "LEAFKIT, GIVE BACK SQUIRRELKIT'S BARBIE! DON'T FORGET DADDY BOUGHT YOU A KEN!"
The two kits barged into the nursery, Squirrelkit ogling over her Barbie and Leafkit licking Ken.
"Daddy, I'm gonna marry Ken. Then I'm gonna be a medicine cat so I don't have to be pestered by all the other toms."
"You do that, Leafkit."
Leafkit clawed off Ken's shirt. "My Kenny!" she growled at Squirrelkit, who was giving her an incredulous look.
"Ken looks . . . like Brambleclaw!" Squirrelkit meowed, dropping her Barbie to stare at Ken. "He's so cute!"
"Maybe if we take off his clothes—" Leafkit started.
"Don't even think about it, Leafkit!" Sandstorm hissed. "You're too young for love."
"I was just saying." Leafkit smiled evilly.
"DADDY, I WANT MY OWN KEN!" Squirrelkit wailed, tossing her Barbie out the nursery entrance.
"No, Squirrelkit, you have Brambleclaw. Remember?"
Brambleclaw poked his head in the nursery. "My head hurts . . . someone's Barbie doll hit me. Did it come from here?"
"You're gonna be my Ken!" Squirrelkit gushed, purring.
"Who's Ken?" Brambleclaw asked, perhaps wondering why she was looking at him like a piece of fresh-kill.
Leafkit raised her head in a caterwaul: "KEN IS MINE!"
"Eek! I'm not . . . gross . . . I'm not going to be mates with a TOM!" Brambleclaw growled. "You can have your Ken!"
Leafkit hugged her Ken to her chest and smiled evilly.
"What is with your evil smiles?" Sandstorm asked.
Leafkit shrugged, still smiling evilly.
"So?" Squirrelkit asked. "What do you say? Will you be my Ken, Brambleclaw?"
"If I say 'yes', will you leave me alone?"
"Mm-hmm."
"Then yes! Squirrelkit, I will by your Ken."
Squirrelkit launched herself at him in a fit of evil laughter. "I lied!"
Video Ends.
"I am sick of kit videos!" Copycat hisses.
"What?" C.O.O.S's eyes are larger than anyone thought possible. "Sick? Again? Does Moonblaze need to get another replacement?"
"OF COURSE NOT, MOUSE-BRAIN!" Littlestar yowls. "I DO THE JOB JUST FINE!"
"No, he's right," Moonblaze meows. "I shall call upon Sunblaze's long lost BFFL, Sunstorm!"
In a magical 'poof', Sunstorm arrives.
"W-What do you want?" Sunstorm asks. "I am just a REALLY big fan!"
"Well, I figured you should be here to witness your video hitting the show!" Moonblaze announces. She turns to the audience. "Attention! While this video is here, it is NOT up for voting. Full credit goes to Sunstorm, our guest reviewer. Video sent in by Floss and Smoky, in the category Randomness."
Video begins:
Jayfeather gulps down some catnip and leaps up on the Highledge. "Let all the cats old enough to catch their own prey - YADDA YADDA YADDA JUST GET YOUR FURRY BUTTS OUT HERE!"
Firestar emerges from his den. "Jayfeather, do you have an announcement from StarClan?"
"Yes," Jayfeather says. "In my dream, I heard a radio blasting "Oh, Baby" by Justin Bieber." He clears this throat and begins singing.
"Omigosh," Lionblaze says, whipping off his sunglasses. "I can't believe that's my brother."
"Omigosh," Leafpool says, staring. "I can't believe that's my son!"
"No one cares what you think, Leafpool," Ivypaw glares as the rest of the Clan becomes stupidly random and starts swaying to Justin Bieber's music.
"From this moment on," Jayfeather announced nobly. "I shall be known as Justinstar. This Clan will be known as JustinClan."
Lionblaze, Leafpool, Ivypaw and Dovepaw run to WindClan.
(While this is going on, in WindClan...)
"From this moment on, WindClan will be known as CheeseClan!" Onestar says excitedly.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Cheesepaw screams.
Onestar whacks him over the head with a large Twoleg encyclopedia, making his head all deformed. "SHUT UP CHEESY!"
'...' is practically all Cheesepaw can say to Onestar.
"From this moment on, WindClan will be known as CharlieClan!"
"?" Nightcloud and Heatherfail say.
"WAIT!" Heatherfail screams. "I'M HeatherTAIL, not HEATHERFAIL!"
Sunstrike glares at her. "Too bad. Continue."
"CharlieClan?" Ashfoot asks. "Sir are you feeling okay?"
Onestar waves her away and whistles. "Charlie, oh, Charlie!"
"Charlie! Come on, Charlie-Pants!" yells a piece of large broccoli.
Sunstrike screams. "WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?"
Charlie floats down from the sky. "What do you two midgets want?"
Broccoli says, "I want a hug."
"O_O" Charlie says. "Um...byeeee!" He is stopped by Onestar.
The JustinClan cats run in to see Cheesepaw lying on the floor having a concussion, Heatherfail screaming, Nightcloud fainting, and Onestar and Charlie kicking each other.
"On to RiverClan," the JustinClan cats say in unison. "Before they catch the stupid, too!"
"TAKE ME WITH YOU, LIONY!" Heathertail screams.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT HEATHERTAIL!" shrieks Nightcloud. She sees Charlie and yells, "I WANNA RIDE ON THE PONY!"
The sane cats of JustinClan run to RiverClan.
"What are you doing on my territory?" Leopardstar demands, facing them.
"No!" Ivypaw says. "Look! You must run before you catch the stupid!"
Leopardstar looks at them all like LOL WUT? "Stupid isn't a disease, you know."
"Well, look now woman!" Dovepaw points to Willowshine, who is kissing a laptop.
Leopardstar blinks. "Willowshine always does that."
Caramel starts falling randomly from the sky. "We shall be known as CaramelClan," Leopardstar says.
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" screams Mistyfoot.
Everyone starts partying randomly.
Ivypaw eats some caramel. "YUMMYYYYY!"
"LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" Lionblaze yowls.
"NOOOOOOOOOO IVYPAWWWW!" Dovepaw yells.
Lionblaze drags away Dovepaw who is trying to save Ivypaw from catching the stupid.
(Meanwhile in StarClan . . .)
Bluestar is sitting on a rock. "Sigh..."
Tallstar begins repeatedly bashing his head on the floor. "My Clan is mentally retarded."
"Join the club," Nightstar says. "According to them, they are TwixClan."
Tigerstar grins evilly. "If I was leader, things would have been much better."
Bluestar starts putting "kick me" sign on his face.
Tallstar draws back a leg to kick him.
Crookedstar is watching the magical pie of viewing and floats down, calling all Clans to attention with a handy bugle and Revile. "Attention JustinClan, CharlieClan, CaramelClan and TwixClan, you will now be joined as one Clan, called StupidClan!"
Video ends.
"Just to add, that was edited by the almighty DauntlessFlame," Copycat mutters. "But, just as a final disclaimer, remember that credit is not ours to claim."
"Oh, shut it, Copycat." Supernatural pulls out a roll of duct tape. "Or I'll do it for you."
Copycat gulps.
Moonblaze smiles evilly.
"Uh, what about me, DauntlessFlame?" Littlestar asks. "Where are my crazy lines?"
Suddenly, Littlestar starts spewing out the alphabet song and comes to realize that it shares the tune as his theme song. "AH! HOW DARE THESE SONG-WRITERS SHARE MY JAM!" Littlestar shrieks in his shrill, high-pitched she-cat-like voice.
"DO YOU NOT SEE THE DUCT TAPE?" Supernatural caterwauls in her beautifully musical voice.
Littlestar gulps.
"I like this," Moonblaze purrs. "You need to come more often."
Supernatural snickers delightfully.
"O-Our last video is s-sent in b-by Cinderpelt via Cinderheart," Captain Obvious stutters, obviously afraid of what Supernatural might do. "Might I add in the category Pranks!"
Video begins.
"Cinderpaw, we need more catmint," Yellowfang grumbled. "You should accompany me to that Twoleg garden where we found some last time."
"No, I shouldn't."
"Must I take that camera away?" Yellowfang hissed. "Do you not remember when Fireheart smashed your last one? All because he wanted to watch himself practice karaoke?"
"Oh, I remember all right. I also remember when last time we went on a trip that you said you'd wished you could've caught Graystripe singing a bad version of Never Ever Getting Back Together. Remember?"
Yellowfang sighed. "Alright, just come along now." The gray she-cat led Cinderpaw out of the medicine den.
"Yo, Cinderpaw!" Fireheart called. "Mind if I borrow your camera?"
"In your dreams!"
"Really?" Fireheart tilted his head. "'Cause last night, StarClan shared a dream with me that I would become the world's best karaoke singer!"
"Sometimes, I swear he was dropped on his head when he was a kit," Yellowfang hissed under her breath.
"You know what?" Cinderpaw's voice was also a whisper. "Princess once told me that was true."
(In the forest . . .)
"I knew you were trouble when you walked in . . ." Graystripe sang horribly off-key, stumbling aimlessly around ThunderClan territory.
Yellowfang put her paws over her ears. "StarClan, have mercy! Let this nightmare end!" When she removed her paws, Graystripe had hit his head against a tree and was mumbling the lyrics more quietly. "Thank StarClan!"
(By the Twoleg garden . . .)
Yellowfang was humming I Knew You Were Trouble. "Curse it! That song's stuck in my head!"
"It's not stuck in mine!"
"Shut up, Cinderpaw!" Yellowfang hissed. "We are here for catmint, not babbling about songs."
"Whatever. You brought it up."
"I don't want your snide comments!" Yellowfang spat, though suddenly stopped when her nose caught the delicious scent. "Y-You know . . . they . . . also call this stuff c-catnip." Yellowfang's eyes grew wide as she suddenly became very hyper.
"Oh my StarClan!"
"Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Te, Do!" Yellowfang sang. "Tonight! We are young! So let's set the world on fire and we can grow brighter than the sun!"
Silence.
Yellowfang plucked tons of catmint aka catnip. She also pulled up a rose and began pulling off the petals. "Brokentail is really my son. He's not. He is. He's not. He is. He's not. He is. He's not. He is. He's not. He is. He's not. He is. He's not. He is. He's not. He is. He's not. He is. He's NOT! Finally! Now I can't be blamed for his horrible temper!"
"Um, Yellowfang, there's still one more petal."
"NOOOOO!" Yellowfang yowled. "This can't be! Let's go to the Moonstone, Cinderpaw."
"LOL, let's go."
(At the Moonstone . . .)
"By the powers of StarClan, I give Cinderpaw her medicine cat name. May she be forever known as Cinderella." Yellowfang bowed her head to the stone. "Cinderella! Cinderella! Cinderella!"
"WHAT?!"
"Yes, it is I, your evil stepmother who's come back to haunt you! Mwahahahaha!"
Video ends.
"Holy banana!" Copycat exclaims. "Now that is what I call humor—not those silly kit videos. Only she-cats go gaga for them!"
Captain Obvious frowns. "I actually liked the video of Firestar's kits!"
"Mama's boy!"
"Phrase repeater!"
"Obvious speaker!"
"Know-it-all!"
"Loud mouth!"
"Forever single!"
"Annoying—Wait, what?! Forever single?" Copycat hisses. "Really? I mean, are you even dating someone?"
Captain Obvious smiles. "Yes. Her name is Roseheart. She's less pretty than Supernatural but hotter than Sunblaze."
"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY CRUSH!" Copycat yowls.
An awkward silence . . .
"You mean to tell me you like my sister?" Moonblaze wriggles her nose.
Copycat gulps.
Supernatural looks on eagerly.
Captain Obvious gapes.
The audience bursts into laughter.
Littlestar is temporarily forgotten.
"Well, that's a good note to end on!"
Everyone turns to see Sunblaze pad on stage, her pelt sleek with the newest product Fur Shine & Fluff.
"You only live once," Captain Obvious whispers to Copycat.
Sunblaze rolls her eyes. "These days, it's called YOLO."
"Now that THAT'S taken care of," Moonblaze begins, "let's wrap it up. What could these contestants win?"
"IS YOUR VIDEO 'FUNNY AND YOU KNOW IT'? OR IS IT JUST PLAIN LMBO? EITHER WAY, IF YOUR VIDEO WINS, YOU COULD RECEIVE: YOUR VERY OWN MOONSTONE NECKLACE! THIS ALLOWS YOU TO SPEAK TO STARCLAN WHEREVER ABOUT WHATEVER YOU WANT! THERE IS A 100% GUARENTEE TO GET A REPLY!" In a quick voice adds: "Warriors Funniest Videosis not responsible you are stupid enough to break it."
"A Moonstone necklace? Really?" Jayfeather growls, shaking his head. "I want one of those darn things!"
Bluestar throws a tomato at him. "We already tell you too much!" Unfortunately, she has horrible aim and misses him by a mile. Instead she hits Tigerstar.
"Give me that!" Snowfur takes the next tomato from her paw. She chucks it at Thistleclaw. She hits. "That's for mistreating Whitekit." She throws another one. Hit. "That's for being mean to my sister." Then she climbs over to his seat, a barrel of tomatoes dragging behind her. She dumps it on him. "And THAT'S for everything else!"
"AHEM!" Moonblaze hisses. "This show is not about getting revenge, dear Bluesy and Snowy. It is about PLANNING revenge." She smiles evilly.
"Can we just go over what the votes are for?" Sunblaze sighs. "After this show, C.O.O.S is going to show me his girlfriend that is 'hotter' than me!"
"I never agreed to that!" Captain Obvious whines.
"It doesn't really matter, dimwit," Moonblaze mutters.
"I'm here too, Moonblaze!" Littlestar exclaims.
"Oh, thank goodness, I thought she was talking to me," Captain Obvious remarks. He smiles evilly. "Now that's what I call sweet revenge."
Sunblaze face-paws, shaking her head.
"Make sure to vote," Copycat commands.
Daisy – Kits! – Spiderleg Vote: FATHER'S_DAY_FUN – 1
Icecloud – Randomness – Dovewing Vote: HEARSAY_MEETING – 2
Firestar – Kits! – Leafpool & Squirrelflight Vote: LEAFKIT'S_FIRST_LOVE – 3
Cinderpelt – Pranks! – Yellowfang Vote: MEDICINE_CAT_NAME – 4
"Please remember that Sunstorm's video is not accountable for a vote," Captain Obvious meows.
Supernatural flashes a radiant smile. "Also note that reviews are loved! This show is shooting for possibly 100! Do we dare?" She winks.
"YES, I DO DARE!" Bluestar yowls.
Littlestar shakes his head. "I wonder how she ever got her nine lives . . ." he mumbles under his breath.
"Lastly, thank you for voting last episode!" Moonblaze meows. "Every vote counts!"
VOTING IS CURRENTLY CLOSED.
View the latest episode to see the videos to vote for!
A/N: Please don't ever think I've forgotten about this, I don't. It just takes the right day to produce good ideas. know that I will try to be faster at updating, but no promises.
Disclaimers:
I, DauntlessFlame, do NOT own: the Warriors series by Erin Hunter, Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift, I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift, Ho! Hey! by the Lumineers, Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star, Feel Again by OneRepublic, We Are Young by Fun., Alice Cullen (of the Twilight saga by Stephine Meyer), or the video submitted by the reviewer/guest Sunstorm.
I, DauntlessFlame, DO own: Moonblaze, Sunblaze, Captain Obvious, Copycat, Littlestar, Supernatural, Roseheart, 4/5 videos, and the prizes.
I'm glad that this story still gets looked at even when it hasn't been updated in ever. It means much to me! :D Please vote and/or review! Thanks! ~DauntlessFlame
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