Everyone looked at each other trying to figure out what they should do and Ururu asked "What if he was already married to Tsunade before the arrange marriage came about."
The third said "Well then it would not be a problem since he is already married and no one could do anything to void it but it would have to be a marriage before they met face to face for the first time which could be any moment as she is in the exams this year. After innitial contact with the betrothed then they are bound by any contract. However if the Kazekage daughter chose to she could challenge Tsunade to a fight for the right and force her to annul the marriage. Why is it so important for them to be married."
Ururu said "No time to explain." and walked over to the window and reached under her dress and shocked everyone by pulling out her cannon and started shooting it out the window into the air. She sweatdropped as she looked at the people running for cover and thought "for mortals to not see or here gunfire in nearly 3000 years they sure as hell have instinct to get the fuck under cover."
Suddenly Naruto appeared in the office with his sword out ready to fight shocking everyone with Tsunade together in a swirl of leaves also ready to fight.
Ururu said "no time to explain, we got to get you and Tsunade married now."
Tsunade said "But why, I thought we would get a chance to date some."
Sara said "no time to explain unless you want to lose Naruto to an arrange marriage."
Tsunade face became serious and looked at Naruto and he looked at her and he said "I dont know whats going on but I am not lossing Tsuhime."
The third said "What is going on."
Shizune grabbed him by the collar and held him into the air and said "marry them now." and dropped him on his butt before she walked over to the door smashed her fist into the lock shattering it and turned back to look.
The third was scared as he stood up and said "Tsunade do yo." looking at her.
Tsunade said "Yes."
The third said as he looked at him"Naruto, do you."
Naruto said "yes."
The third nods and said "Good, Kiss and sign this" as he pulled out a sheet of paper and filled it out. Tsunade sighned it after they kissed as did Naruto and the third did some handsighns and 3 copies appeared and he sighed and said "Now will someone tell me why it was so important for Tsunade to marry Naruto instead of the Kazekages daughter."
Everyone looked around and Tsunade who finally realised why everyone was in such a hurry having to read up on the laws of the village after she had took office said "becuase were going to be a family." as she patted her stomach.
Now Naruto may not be the sharpest kunia in the bunch but he did get that and he did what any red blooded male would do in this situation. He fainted.
The third sighed and said "Well I guess the village will have a new Kazama clan soon."
Shizune cracked her knuckles and said "Now that we got that..."
Suddenly the door busted open and ABNU came running into the office looking for a fight and everyone looked around and one of them saw Naruto laying on the floor and said "I see that demon finally got what he deserved and you put him down sir."
Now there is a moment in time you realise your mouth wrote checks your ass cant cash. That man was soon to realise this and Tsunade cracked her knuckles and said "Thats my husband and he just fainted." and punched him into a wall.
Shizune walked over and said "He is also my son and I am the wife of Arashi Kazama, the Yondaime Hokage." and stomped on his nuts crushing them.
Jaraiya walked over and said "hes my new son in law and also my apprentice" and kicked him toward Sara.
Sara looked at him and then at Tsunade and never one to turn down a free ass kicking or the fact she needed to make this believable said "Hes also my new son in law." and did a heal drop on his leg shattering it.
The third said "And he is not a demon and if you live through this you will be doing D rank missions for a year."
Ururu said "Yeap, I will show you a demon." and shot an outline around him on the floor.
Tsunade looked at her and said "I though Yuroichi said that you needed to save your ammo since they dont make it anymore."
Ururu said "yeah, but I reloaded before we left and carry around 10000 rounds and I only used 400 to get you here and to play connect the dots with him so I am still good. Besides I saw everything that happened to Narutosama in his life and been wanting to blow off a little steam myself." making everyone wonder about seeing his life.
Naruto who was awoken by the cannon fire stood up and looked around and said "I had this wierd dream that..." and he turned to look at the people in the door and then he said "Why do I smell blood and sand."
Everyone looked at him strange and Tsunade thought and said "Gaara of the sands." making everyone look at her.
A voice from outside the door said "how do you know my brother." making everyone turn and see 4 people from the sand village standing outside the door.
Tsunade said "Only from reputation. Come on everyone. Lets let them get thier registration for the exams. I want to rest a little. Are we registered now." after she got a nod from the third and the time and room for them she grabbed Narutos arm locking them around hers and lead him through the crowd of ninja followed by Jaraiya, Sara, and Shizune.
Shizune stopped and turned around and walked back over to the third and punched him in the face, grabed him by the neck as he started to fly backwards, put her knee to his gut causing him to cough and punched him on the side of the head while he was bent over and knocked him out and she said "you will get the real punishment later but here is a sample to remember me by." and stomped on his nuts and walked over and kicked the desk sending it into the wall as she left the room making everyone give her a wide birth or range to leave.
After they were gone the third melted into a pile of mud and all the ABNU looked around and the third came crawling out from underneath his desk and asked "is she gone."
Everyone sweatdropped and nodded seeing the leader of the village acting as a chicken.
He sighed and stood up and motioned for the ABNU to fix his desk back where it belongs. After they finished he sighed and looked at the sand team and said "So, how can I help you today."
Gaara asked "Who were the two young blonds."
The third said "That was Naruto and Tsunade Kazama."
Temari blinked and said "Thats the guy I am suppose to marry. Is she his sister."
The third said as he did handsigns under the desk replacing himself with a mudclone "no, she is his knew wife. He was already married before he found out about the arranged marriage between his father and yours."
Temari nods and said "Father wont be happy about that. He was planning on the publicity of one of our ninja marring the heir to the yellow flash to help our village."
The third nods and said "Yes, I know and I wish I could help you with that but as you know the only option since he is a leaf ninja and married is for you to is a challenge against his wife and I dont know if you would be able to beat her as she is the daughter of Jaraiya and Sara of the Sannins."
A voice from the busted open door said "Actually your wrong about that. Naruto Tsunade and Ururu are not ninjas of the leaf village." making everyone turn and see a blond hair man with a blackish red cloak on and a sword on his side.
The third said "Who are you and what do you mean they are not leaf ninja."
The man said "pardon my interuption but I am the current leader of Soul Society, and my name is Ichigo and as to what I was refering to both Naruto and Tsunade left the village the day of the graduation exams correct."
The third nods slowly and Ichigo said "Yes and when they left they never signed thier ninja licenses signing thier allegance to this village and Ururu is a member of my village and so she is not one as well. For the exams they will be representing us since they have been trained for nearly the last 6 months by us. Me and a few of my council members will be here for the finals of the exams so please make sure that we have 40 seats reserved for the exams." smiling.
The third asked "How did you get in this village and what gives you the right to tell me how to run my village and ninja."
Ichigo said "simplely walked in the front gate and you would not want to anger us since we are the ones you summon on the last jutsu of your forbidden scroll and dont try to test me on it. Also dont try and interfere in thier matches or you will feel my wrath and Kon, Rukia still going to kill you for trying to grab her breast when you agreed." and left faster then anyone could see.
Gaara started to shake and Temari asked "Whats wrong Gaara."
Gaara stuttered "shukaku scared." making Baki, Temari and Kankuro look worried.
The third was white as a ghost as he knew what the last jutsu on the scroll was and if he was who he claimed he was it would not be wise to mess with him. Also the fact he claims that Tsunade and Naruto had been trained by them worries him.
Baki asked "If you dont mind me asking Hokagesama but who was that man." wondering who could scare Shukaku.
The third cleared his head and said "I dont know but I believe he is right. I will have to get them to sign those papers."
Baki narrowed his eyes and said "Yes, anyways is my team ready to compete in the exams tomorrow."
The third said "yes, yes. Go ahead and rest and the exams start at 1 oclock in room 301."
They nodded and walked out of the hokage tower and Kankuro asked "What was that back there Bakisensie."
Baki said "Simple, we have another chance to have the Kazama join Suna. Either have Temari face that Tsunade girl and beat her or convince them to come to Suna since they are not leaf ninja and since neither the leaf or Suna are allied to this soul society place then we dont have to worry about taking thier ninja and breaking alliances." as they continued to walk through town.
When Naruto and the rest got to Tsunades home they all walked into the living room and sat down and Naruto asked in a small voice "Tsuhime, are you really pregnant."
Tsunade sighed and said "Yes."
Naruto nods and said "I guess thats what you meant about losing your cherry twice huh."
Everyone sweatdropped and a womans voice said "I swear Ichigo, if I did not know better I would swear he was your decendant." making everyone turn and look at two figures who were standing by the door."
Sara asked "Who are you." reaching for a kunia just incase.
Ururu got up and ran over and bowed and said "Captain Ichigo, Captian Rukia, what brings you both here today."
Ichigo sighed and said "Its time we talked to Naruto and Tsunade along with thier family here. I just had a talk with the Hokage and informed him that you 3 will not be representing the leaf in the exams but soul society."
Naruto asked "Who are you."
Ichigo took out his sword and showed it sideways and said "The original holder of Zangetsu. I was the one who gave you my powers so you could use them."
Naruto recognised the sword and said "But how can you still be holding Zangetsu when I have him here."
Rukia said "when I brought Tsunade from the future and her new body the Ichigo from the future came back with me and he gave you his power at the cost of his life. This is the Ichigo from this timeline."
Tsunade asked "What do you mean that you were the one who brought me back and what new body. This is my body."
Rukia sighed and said "After you agree to Ururu preposal to come back to the past she knocked you out and summoned me to come and explained what needed to happen so the taint would not be released. I took your soul and your body to soul society and we made you a new one combining your dna, naruto ability to purify the taint and the regenerative properties of our gigai bodies like the one Ururu use to have."
Jaraiya said "I thought Kyuubi made the deal to send her back and exactly who are you and what is this taint."
Ichigo said "We are soul reapers or as you know them as Shinigamis. Kyuubi was a creation we made along with the other tailed demons as weapons to fight agianst our enemies but we had to use them to seal the energy of a creature so deadly that it would have killed everything on this planet and in soul society or the afterlife. Ururu soul was put into that fake body of kyuubi to make sure that energy was never released back to that creature. Now that energy is in both Naruto and Tsunade however both of them have the ability to purify that energy and make it where it cant be used by that creature. How it happened we dont know."
Ururu said "I believe I found out sir. Apparently Narutosama father Arashi Kazama meant for Naruto to die after my sealing into him and put somekind of ancient relic on him to do it but I believe it is what caused it by being sealed in him as well."
Rukia narrowed her eyes and said "That bastard actually meant for his own child to die. I will look for him when I return and question him."
Shizune said "leave some for me so I can get some answers myself." cracking her knuckles.
Tsunade looked at her body and said "So this body is not really mine."
Ichigo said "It is actually you. We had it merged with your spirit to help you to be with Naruto. There is no way to reverse aging but since the soul never ages you can just be put into a younger body. We are sorry for lying to you but you have to realise what would have happened if that creature would have gotten the last of its power and was released. All life everywhere would end since we cant beat it as long as any of its power remains."
Sara said "I guess that makes you more of an actual daughter to me then and older me and Shizune wont have to beat me for deflowering her son agian."
Shizune sighed and said "If you were not pregnant I would kick you ass right her and now but I will let it slide since your married now."
Ichigo and Rukia both said "Pregnant."
And Rukia said "but you should not be able to get pregnant as long as the taint is in you."
Everyone looked at them and Tsunade asked "Why is that."
Ichigo said "Simple, the taint destroys life meaning you would not be able to create life with it in you."
Naruto said "So she does not have it in her, no big deal." not understanding why they were so upset.
Rukia looked at Ururu and said "Cough it up."
Ururu sighed and reached her hand into her mouth and down into her throught and pulled out a little green pill before she fell on the floor. Rukia grabbed the pill and walked over to Tsunade and said "swallow this for a moment and the chain you see dont touch it or move or you will die."
Tsunade nods and takes the pill and swallows it before she flys out of her body and sees herself connected to the body by a chain and Naruto said "why did that happen."
Jaraiya asked "Why did what happen."
Ichigo said "They cant see her soul but since your a soul reaper now you can so dont worry about it. As long as that chain is connected to her body she will be fine."
Naruto nodded and the three other adults screamed "What."
Ichigo sighed and said "When my future self gave Naruto his power it made Naruto a soul reaper. The sword he carries has a spirit in it that all people besides Naruto carry. For some reason he was born without an inner soul so my future self gave Naruto his power because by all rights Naruto has enough spirit power in him to pass every person in this village and that was before the taint was put in him. Every soul has the potential to be a soul reaper but you have to have enough spirit power to get it. The day Naruto was born he released enough energy for Ururu to detect and when she came to investigate some ninja attacked her thinking she was attacking and her automatic defenses kicked in and the rest is history. So what have you found Ururu."
Ururu said in Tsunade body "The taint is completely gone and I checked the child in her as well and it is not there as well. The seal that was put on her to make it where she would never release her soul reaper powers while alive has also shattered. The only thing I can guess is the moment that she let go of all the emotional baggage she had it caused whatever it is that allows them to purrify the taint to speed up. Its the only explanation I can come up with but we would have to check Naruto to verify it."
Rukia nods and walks over and pulls on a glove with a skull on it and sends her hand through Tsunade body pulling out the pill. She then grabbed the chain and pulled Tsunade back into the body.
Tsunade after blinking a few moments stood up and said "So what does this mean for me."
Rukia sighed and said "Well it means that you could become a soul reaper at any time now since you dont have the taint anymore however it is very unlikely but should it happen you will get a sword like Narutos in a way. We did not want that to happen so we put a seal on your body to stop that but the seal we placed on you for that to not to happen has been destroyed. We had estimated that it would take about 10 years or so for what was left from the future Naruto to be purrified but somehow it went faster. Lets check Naruto." and handed him the pill.
Naruto sighed and said "Do I ha. oooowww" as Rukia smashes his foot with hers and knocking the pill into his mouth. Naruto is blown back but does not have a chaind and he looks around and his cloths are similar to what he is normally wearing but some white is mixed in and Ichigo said "thats the standard uniform for a soul reaper. It changes like your normal cloths do when you use your bankia."
Naruto nods and Naruto body said in Ururu voice."Ichigo, The taint has dropped nearly 40 percent since I was in his body 6 months ago sir. I say within a 2 years or less and he wont have it anymore
Rukia took her glove hand and took the pill out of his body and said "just act like you are laying down into the same position your body is in and you will merge back with it."
Naruto nods and walks over to it and a few moments later his body stands back up and Rukia walked over to Ururu body and puts the pill back in it and Ururu stands up and said "I hate you guys for doing that. I like my body."
Rukia said "I know. You were the only one of the modsouls we had to use that never changed body before that day. Before that I never even knew you were one. Anyways I will try and not make you do it agian if I can."
Ururu smiles and bows before walking back over and sitting down.
Naruto ask "Ok, I get the part where Tsuhime and I can purrify the taint in our own bodies but what about the other 8."
Ichigo said "Zangetsu power is an extension of yours. If you use him in battle agianst those who have the taint in them we believe that the natural powers of a soul reaper along with your abilities should be able to destroy it, nuetralise a large amount of it or allow him to pass it back to you and let you naturally destroy it like you have been doing."
Tsunade asked "Why are we going to represent Soul Society in the exams and not Konoha."
Rukia said "Simple, should you be forced to kill Gaara because of Shukaku being in him and our idea on how you both would be able to purify him fails we dont want to cause a war for Konoha with Suna. If you are not Konoha ninja then Konoha cant be blamed. We are also bringing all of our captians and Lt with us to the exams as our council should the taint be released and our hope for you both do not work out then we can try and purify it or seal it into another body. That is why we will be coming. We can not make a mistake in dealing with this. Even with the lose of the power in Naruto and what was in you the One could still be freed with the other 8 in time."
Jaraiya sighed trying to follow this conversation and said "So in english that we could understand exactly what is going on."
Naruto said suprising everyone "Basically, I along with the anyone else who has a tailed demon in them have the chakra that belongs to another monster even more powerful. It is trapped now but if it gets its chakra back which nearly happened thanks to Atasuki then the world is destroyed. Somehow Tsuhime and I can make the chakra our own and not be able to go back to the monster. In the exams one of the other vessels will be there and we are to fight him and if we die or the plan fails then the shinigami will be there to seal them agian so its chakra does not escape." making everyone look at him wide eyed.
Naruto asked "What."
Tsuhime snickered and said "everyones shocked that you could be smart enough with the way you use to act. They have not gotten a chance to see you now that you dont hide behind that mask."
Naruto sighs and said "So are you going to be able to ..."
Tsunade put her hand over his mouth and said in a voice that sent chills down everyone spine "If you think I am helpless then I will make sure we dont have any more kids after this one, do you understand me."
Naruto nods and Jaraiya said "So what about Orochimaru."
Ichigo said "Dont worry about him. We got him covered and the 3rd wont have to give his life to fight him like he did in the first timeline. He broke our laws and must be punished by us. In fact try and avoid where he should be at until its time. I along with Rukia here will be staying here with you for the time being until the others arrive on the day of the finals so we can make sure no one comes and tries to interfere with our plans. If the hokage tries and makes you sign the papers to join the village tell him you cant until after the exams are over."
Sara sighed and said "So what do we have to do then."
Naruto said "We dont have time to do anything for the exams tomorrow but what about talking about the baby, I dont know what we need for it."
Everyone smiled and Shizune said "I wonder if it will be a boy or girl."
Ururu said "Probably both." making everyone in the room look at her.
Tsunade asked "How can it be both unle..."
Ururu said "there was two in you." making everyone wide eyed and Naruto said "twins." and fainted agian. getting a laugh from everyone.
