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I going to try and put this over 4,000 words to 5,000
P.S Tosen's girl name if I didn't give him one is Tina
You have been warned this will scar you for life or for a short period of time
Here you go: Last times
With Ulquiorra and Orihime
"I know" was all she said before both of them kissed long and hard. Ulquiorra backed Orihime into a wall and lifted her legs so they can wrap around his waist. Moans was hear thought out the small room. Ulquiorra pulled away so both of could catch their breath. Ulquiorra looked at her then felt pain that she was not ready. Not yet but soon. Until then he could have his fun right even if his leaders have gone gay on him.
With Grimmjow and Kaida
"I'm sorry for doing that to your dick."
"It's fine now because I saved your from becoming those freaks sex toy." Grimmjow said getting closer to Kaida who is not even paying attention. Both of them got close and kissed.
The others not important
With Ulquiorra and Orihime
"Hime, I can't, not here" Ulquiorra struggled out. Orihime stopped rubbing her body against his. She looked up and looked into his eyes. Was there a small glint of regret in his eyes? But when Ulquiorra looked into her eyes there was something different. Something told him that things are about to get good. Orihime pushed him against the wall and attacked his lips in a fierce kiss. Ulquiorra being male want to take control. He and she fought for dominance. Both of them landed in a very sex position. Ulquiorra's knees was parting her legs apart, one arm holding him up, the other hand was touching her boob and he squeezed which cause Orihime to let a moan. It felt great to both of them and cause their hormones for some reason to increase by 100-fold. Both was about to do something they should have done for a long time but that was until someone busted open the door that trapped them in. "GET OFF MY ULQUIORRA YOU HUSSY!" It was Azien aka Aziena who headed for both of them.
Something went horribly wrong. Aziena was heading for Ulquiorra but Orihime picked her head up fast in to cuddle in Ulquiorra's chest for safety. However, the cruel gods of Fates had a change of plans (ME). Orihime's rock solid head hit Aziena's jaw so hard she went flying back and was half in, half out of reality. Both of took this chance to run to Orihime's cell, but was stopped by a dead end and a flying Gin.
With Grimmjow and Kaida
Kissing Grimmjow felt weird but soft. He was kissing her like she expected him to do so. She thought her would kiss with brute force and with bruises. However, he was gentle like he was to break her with the slightest touch. Kaida pushed him off. Grimmjow got upset "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Kaida cornered herself in a corner. Grimmjow walked closer and grabbed her. Kaida tried not to breathe; the scent rolling off Grimmjow is so strong she just wants to jump him right now. Grimmjow somehow pinned her on the floor and pinned her arms above her hand. Kaida turned her head away but Grimmjow kissed her neck making her moan out. Kaida turned her head back and met Grimmjow lips. Both of the broke apart not for air but because the door broke open. "He's mine you little bitch!" Gin a.k.a Gina yelled as she headed for the couple. Both Grimmjow and Kida separated so Gina could go flying into the table that was in the room.
Gina got up fast and ran for Kaida who was expecting her to do that. Gina charged at her 5 inch heeled shoes while Kaida side stepped and out her foot out. This caused Gina to trip epically and caused her to fly out the room in front of Ulquiorra and Orihime in the some condition as Aziena. Grimmjow and Kaida stepped over Aziena and Gina.
"This needs to stop, it's too weird" Kaida said as the grouped walked away from their freaky leaders. "She's right even I hate to say it I rather have the 'old I'm an asshole with problems who drinks piss ass tea" Grimmjow said as everyone agreed with him. "I think we need to find Szyael, maybe he can fix this" Orihime said since Szyael is the head mad science person of Hecho Mundo. Just as they said that muffled screams came from a door right next to them. Orihime went and opened the door. Nnoitora, Szyael, and Harribel flung out and fell on Orihime. Ulquiorra and Kaida rushed to get Orihime while Grimmjow made a grab for Szyael. "Aright nerd you better start talking. What the fuck is going on!" Grimmjow said picking Szayel up by his collar. Szyael was scared; to him it felt like high school all over again but without the health teacher using him after school. Grimmjow snapped Szyael out of it by chocking him. After getting Orihime out from under Harribel and Nnoitora, Ulquiorra walked over to the high school bullying scene and stopped it.
"Grimmjow we need him alive" Szyael saw Ulquiorra as his angel "because he will be no use to us if he dies" then Ulquiorra was seen to him as a heartless bastard again. When Grimmjow put Szyael down everyone walked to his lab. Sadly thing really sad thing Szyael couldn't remember where his lab was. He turned to the group "Don't panic we are not lost" Szyael said with so much smile and rainbows that it make them sick because it was so fake. "We're lost aren't we, you stupid pinky" Grimmjow said making Szyael cry a little bit. "No because we're here" Orihime said pointing to a glowing neon sign that was saying 'Szyael Lab Bitchs' in glowing pink and green. "Oh this it is. Now I have to type in the password." A keypad appeared right in front of Szyael. Everyone looked over Szyael's shoulder to see him type the password in. What they saw was Szyael type in the word 'tit fuck' and a door under everyone appeared on everyone fell in.
Everyone fell into a tube, since there were 7 people and only 4 tubes so people were paired up. Ulquiorra, Orihime in one, Kaida, Grimmjow in another, so was Szyael, Harribel while Nnoitora was in one himself. The tubes were see-though, twisted and turned, when deep under H.M. Everyone saw everyone else passing them screaming, laughing or crying. After 15 minutes, an eternity of flashing colors to everyone. The tubes straighten out and when into a deep tunnel. Everyone fell though an open area in the ceiling and on to a bed.
No one was wearing their uniforms instead they were wearing something else. All the females were wearing maid outfits. Short skirt, tight top, they realized that their bras were missing. The men was wearing ½ of a tight muscle shirt showing their abs, tight & thin shorts than showed it they got a boner. Funning thing of it all is other that each pair was handcuffed to each other in 'loving' positions.
Ulquiorra and Orihime were handcuffed in a doggy style position. Ulquiorra was handcuffs were around her neck (not wrapped). While Orihime's short handcuffs was cuffed to the floor. Both of her hands were magically cuffed 5 inches away from each other. Grimmjow was on top of Kaida and his hands were handcuffed to the ground just like Orihime (he is on top). Kaida was under him but her hand cuffs were close together and cuffed above her head. Szyeal and Harribel were in an expected way. Harribel was on top and Szyeal was on the bottom. Nnoitora wasn't there but no one realized. Harribel looked under her; since her collar was gone she had a black mask under it at all times. Szyeal was looking into her eyes or somewhat the devils.
"Now Szyeal-kun, you will tell us how the labels got switched." Szyeal was sweating bullets. Szyeal opened his mouth and said
With Nnoitora
Nnoitora ended up in a room with monitors, a computer, and a chair. He was wearing the same thing the guys were wearing. "What the fuck is this place?" He walks over to the monitors and saw that they were videos from the past 2 days. He watches till some thing caught his eye. He sits down in the chair and looked at the computer screen. On the screen it had videos that were playing on the monitors. Since there was no mouse Nnoitora poke on the screen that held the video he wanted. The video expanded and Nnoitora watched with a wide eye has he seen the truth and more. A disk popped out and Nnoitora took it and put it somewhere on his person. He then heard a noise behind him. He turns around and tries to back away. "No not you. Please not you" Nnoitora found greasy beef jerky, threw it, and ran out a door and followed the moans which turned into laugher.
Back with the others
Ulquiorra and Orihime were struggling to get out of the handcuffs. So were Grimmjow and Kaida but all of them couldn't get out it. This caused dry humping which cause both parties to enjoy. Using a cero or a bala was out of the question because they would the girls. Szyeal opened his mouth and let out a groan as Harribel rubbed against his crotch. "Come on Szyeal-kun if you want the real thing all you have to do is talk." The 2 couples didn't stop humping each other. "Fine I'll tell you don't stop" Szyael moaned out. Harribel smirked she had him where she wanted him.
"Tell me everything Szyael baby" Szyael told her everything.
"Azien called us all in the kitchen so we can talk and commutate better to be a stronger army. I was doing a project for Azien and his men. When you came in to cook I ended up switching the labels and losing one. I totally forgot about it."
"What was the project, Szyael?"
'He had me working on…"Szyael paused which pissed off Harribel. She rubbed hard against his clothed boner. Szyael spoke again, "male erection disorder and male enhancement." The dry humping couples stopped and looked at Szyael. The silence was broken by the girls' hard laugher. The guys was laughing too until Nnoitora came running into the room and shut and blocked with an iron bar the door.
"Nnoitora what the hell are you doing?" Grimmjow asked as Nnoitora finally got the iron block down and got a good look at the 6 hand cuffed people. "I want to know yet I'm afraid to."
"Nnoitora shut up and get us out of these chains" Ulquiorra said and Orihime 'accidentally rubbed against him' Nnoitora looked around the lab and found a chainsaw. "NO PUT THAT DOWN" everyone yelled at him (but Orihime). "Nnoitora just pull on the chains connected to the floor and a 180 degree angle. When you got a least one foot or hand free you can work on the others" Szyael instructed him as he got Harribel and him out followed by the others. When everyone was free, pounding was heard at the door. Nnoitora then remembered why he was here in the first place.
"OH SPIT THEY FOUND ME. WE NEED TO LEAVE" Nnoitora was screaming while running around the room. Grimmjow put his arm out and clothes lined Nnoitora. Nnoitora was slammed on the ground wheezing. "Now calming tells us who is chasing you?" Orihime asked as Nnoitora tried to answer in a whisper. It didn't take long to figure out it was Azien and the others. Panic racked though everyone's bodies as the pounding on the door got louder. "We need to get out of here before they open that door." Ulquiorra said, "We need a plan to keep them busy so Szyael can make a cure for his mistake" Harribel finished. Szyael started to pout.
Orihime found an air vent and ushered Kaida over since she wasn't arguing like everyone else. Orihime looked at the size. "Hey" Kaida said trying to get the others attention. They kept arguing till Kaida had a glowing white cero in the palm of her hand. The bright light caused everyone to shut up and cover their eyes. Kaida stop putting power in her hand and let the ball disappear. "Now that I've got your attention, Orihime found a way other all we need is a plan to distract them while Szyael fix this problem." From the smallest to the biggest went into the air vent. The order was Nnoitora, Szyael, Ulquiorra, Orihime, Kaida, Harribel, and Grimmjow who shut the vent behind them. The vent was big enough for 2 grown man to fit shoulder to shoulder. They traveled thought the vent system of Hueco Mundo.
They had to crawl on their hands and knees for an hour. "Why are our bodies acting weird, Szyael?" Orihime asked. "The formula mixed with your food caused our bodies to have an increase in hormones, a smell rolling off the males for a short period of time, and short random moments of stupidity. With Azien, Gin, and Tosen it must have been they shitty tea that made them like that. I really don't want to know what happened to them." The small vent so expand into a room that had a fan under a grate in the middle of the floor. An open fan above them was about 100 feet of the ground. The vent system went upwards. Nnoitora tried to climb up but end up falling down. Picking himself up he ended up pressing a button that turned the fan on.
Everyone started to float upwards. The girls had problems their skirts flying up as well. "Nnoitora you dumb ass didn't you watch where you put your hand." Harribel barked at Nnoitora had he was trying to get away from her by swimming in air. "Harribel I'm not dumb I'm just slow as hell," Nnoitora said as he flash stepped. Nnoitora ended up flash stepping right in front of Harribel who started to choke him. "No one flash step. If you do you will end up flash stepping somewhere else than you intended." They were 50 feet from the fan. "How do we get out of here?" Orihime said as she started to spin around. "There they are!" a voice below them said. "Shit they found us," Grimmjow stated as he looked at the girls/men floating up to them fast. "There's another vent that leads somewhere near my normal lab" Szyael sated looking at a blueprint of Hueco Mundo.
"What you had a map and you could have lead us to your normal lab and not the one we landed in" Kaida said as she got closer to Szyael. "Yep I found it in my crotch pocket" Szyael saw a blue, green, white cero fire at him. Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Kaida fired at him but not Harribel because she was hell bend on make Nnoitora dead forever. Szyael flash stepped right up Harribel's skirt. "Not where I wanted to go but it is sure much better" Harribel grabbed the map from Szyael and pimp slapped him. "Pull that shit again and I'll knock the taste out of your mouth" Szyael hid behind Orihime. The ceros Grimmjow, Kaida, and Ulquiorra fired bounced around the huge air vent. Everyone had a hard time dodging the beams. Nnoitora who was freed because Harribel had slapped Szyael was unlucky as one hit him in the ass. The other two beams were caught and were thrown at Azien and his two followers. That slowed them down as they heard screams on how their hair was ruined.
The air pulling them up stopped as everyone was just standing there using their resitu. Ulquiorra had to hold Orihime. "Why did we stop?" Orihime asked as she heard sing. "I love you, you love me we are one big happy family" everyone became pale has Ulquiorra who looked on in terror at the reason why they stopped. They looked up to the fan. It stopped because some care bears got stuck together stopping the fan. Harribel started to growl as the singing was loud and high pitch to her ears. "Stop it" Harribel start to whisper over and over getting louder. Grimmjow was doing the same thing; Ulquiorra and Szyael thought up of the same plan "Sing louder" Ulquiorra said to the care bears as they sung louder. Ulquiorra moved him and Orihime away as Grimmjow and Harribel started to glow. "Sing higher we can't tell if you love us" Szyael said as he to move away like Ulquiorra did, Nnoitora and Kaida followed.
The sing got too be too much for Harribel and Grimmjow and they went into frenzy. They started to rip apart the care bears. They were so hype up that them destroyed the fan above them causing an exploding ring of fire. Harribel had shark teeth growing out of her mask. Grimmjow had fangs and claws. Both of them were left panting. Orihime looked in amazement has the extras was gone. She looked up and saw that in their frenzy caused an opening for them to get out.
"Look" she said as hope filled her body. Everyone escaped not realizing that their followers were 15 minutes behind because they had to fix their hair, make up, and sluttish clothes. Everyone traveled for 10 minutes before they got to Szyael's lab. Szyael opened the door and saw everything in order until a DDR step pad appeared. "Enter the password to the music" a dark evil voice said. Szyael cracked his neck, fingers, and back. "Give it to me." He turned to the people behind him, "this may take awhile. You need to make up a plan incase they coming busting though the door." Szyael was right as everyone sat in a circle and formed a plan. Szyael was looking at a screen as the system picked a song out of 1000 songs. The song was Barbie Girl, the song that his leaders had scared him with for life. Szyael started to dance as the plan was done formed. Everyone waited for the three to come close to the lab for their plan to be put into action. Pounding was heard at the door and the plan was put into action.
The plan was to distract Azien, Gin, Tosen and Szyael was to make a cure as fast as he can before the three could catch on to what they was doing.
Ulquiorra blew a cero a couple of feet above the door. Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, and Nnoitora jumped out and were followed by Azien, Gin, and Tosen. Orihime, Harribel and Kaida open the door and left going to opposite direction to do part 2 of the plan. Both of them ran to the throne room and started redecorating it for the plan.
The guys were running for their life as 3 monsters of Hell chase them while wearing a wedding dress. "You will marry me Ulquiorra Cifer" Aziena said in a demoniac voice. They weren't kidding about the Hell thing. "Grimmjow I want your blue haired babies" Gina said as she stared closing in on Grimmjow. "Nnoitora let me be your baby mama" Tina said as she ran fast for a blind person. Ulquiorra said the safety word as a signal "crap monkeys" all the guys sped up fast and so did the girls in 6-inch heels.
Kaida, Harribel and Orihime looked proudly at their work they did in less than 15 minutes. "Now all we need is the boys right" Orihime asked has she opened the door and hid in her hiding place. They found Yammy in a corner of the room crying. Kaida let him in on the plan. He was in it for something name Mr. Winky. Kaida hid in her hiding place as well, so did Harribel. The room was dark was dark when the boys had ran into it. Since they know the layout of the room they found the trap door and wait for the lights to come on.
Aziena and her girls followed their loves into the dark room. The lights turned on and got all of them got the surprise of their life. The throne room was turned into a game room and everyone was still dressed in their outfits they got in Szyael's lab. Not Yammy, he wore a tux that he found somewhere. "Welcome to 'The Win Your Husband Game' this game is where you can win your own husband and no woman can take him away for you. All you have to do is to sign your name on this piece of paper and a drop of your blood"
The Game Rules:
When all of the girls signed the paper along with their blood cause them to sign a contract. 2 teams of 3 girls fight each other in questions to win a husband. With 3 men only one team will win. After a question is asked the TV screen will show if the question is right or not. After 15 questions from the 3 men total the winners will have a wedding right after the game. The loser will get a punishment, to drink a drink called "The defeat". Points will double after each right question the team gets. (Points go up by 2's)
"First to ask is Grimmjow espada 6, then Ulquiorra espada 4, finally Nnoitora espada 5" Yammy said as Grimmjow when first. "Out my fights with Nnoitora, who won the most fights?" Harribel hit the buzzer first "You won the most by 178 fights out of 200" Nnoitora looked like fish out of water. "Lets see" Yammy turned to the TV and pressed another button. The screen showed Yammy in a bubble bath play with a duck, in all the wrong ways. "You like that, you bad duck. I'm going to punish you" The duck quacked. "Yell my name Bitch!" Yammy said as he finished with the duck.
Yammy turned the channel and got it to the fight clips that he wanted to choose. Yammy turned and looked at everyone and everyone looked at him with wide eyes. "I get lonely" he said but thank god that the fighting sounds got their attention off of him.
The video showed that Grimmjow really did win and it was because Nnoitora took his eyes off the battle to watch a piece of sweet ass walk by. "Correct Red Team 10 points. Now Ulquiorra your question" Ulquiorra wanted his girl Orihime to win so he asked a question that he knows the blue team can't answer. "What is the square root of 169?" both teams hit the buzzer but the blue team was first. "Yes, blue team?" the girls was confused by the question. "Can you use it in a sentence?" Tina asked. "The square root of 169 is your IQ" Yammy said as the red team started to giggle. "The square root of 169 is 19.6785" Aziena said as her girls stated to cheer.
"Sorry blue team that is wrong. Red team your answer" Orihime stepped up. "The square root of 169 is 13" Yammy started to clap "Yes that is the right answer 20 points. Nnoitora your turn" Nnoitora had a smile that made a shiver go up all the red team's spines. "Who as the biggest nipples?" Grimmjow and Ulquiorra had the expression WTF! "I'm curious" before Grimmjow and Ulquiorra could rip his nipples off the blue team's buzzer went off. "Aziena has big nipples" Gina said has Azien hit her open the head with her shoe.
Then she looks at Ulquiorra "my love you'll still love me right?" Tina had unzip Aziena's dress and pulled it down. Aziena's nipples were the size of an apple. Ulquiorra's eyes rolled in the back of his head as he passed out. Grimmjow was trying not to throw up. Nnoitora was crying. "Ok I'll give you 10 points of you pull it up" Yammy said looking sick. "I think we need a10 minute break" Yammy said "Make it an hour" Grimmjow yelled has he passed out as well.
"Yammy talking"
Blue team answer
Red team answer
Grimmjow asking
Ulquiorra asking
Nnoitora asking
An Hour Later
"Welcome back now let's start"
"Who is the dumbest drunk?"
"Yammy" Kaida said. Yammy pouted and turned to the screen. TV screen showed Yammy running around a room screaming about his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard and him running into a glass door thinking it was open. "Right Red 40 points" Yammy said depressed.
"What is Nnoitora's #1 favorite song?"
"Goofy Goofy Goober" Aziena said. "Wrong Red Team?"
"Face Down Ass Up" Harribel said. "Right Red 80 points"
"Who as the biggest boobs?"
"Harribel" answered Gina. "Right Blue 20 points"
"Who rapes their fracction?"
"Nnoitora" said all of the girls on the red team. Everyone turned to the TV as it Nnoitora's fracction (s) was admitting what Nnoitora did to them as the cried in a circle. Nnoitora looked like him didn't care. He really didn't care about them. Ulquiorra's hand slipped and punched Nnoitora giving him a fat lip. "Right Red 100 points"
"Who reminds you of a spoon?"
"Nnoitora" Orihime answered. "Right Red 120 points"
"What is the difference of Perro and Pero?"
"Perro is a dog and pero is but in spanish" Kaida answered. "Right Red 140"
"What is 2+2?"
"4" Tina said. "Right Blue Team 40 points
"Which one of us look more like a girl?"
"Ulquiorra" Gina said. Everyone looked at the TV and it showed Ulquiorra passed out on a couch wearing a pink dress with make up on. He looked like a true girl.
Grimmjow and Nnoitora laughed at the picture. "Can I get a copy of that?" Nnoitora asked, Ulquiorra's hand once again slipped and hit Nnoitora in his good eye.
"What's my favorite show?"
"SpongeBob SquarePants" Orihime shouted out. The TV screen showed Ulquiorra watching SpongeBob in his room. "I love you SpongeBob" he said as he started to rub his TV screen. "Right Red 160 points"
For the last question Nnoitora lend to the side and everyone heard him rip a loud one in the box Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, and he was in. "Does it stink?"
No one could answer that till Grimmjow and Ulquiorra covered their noses. "Goddamn it what in hell's names did you eat?" Grimmjow asked as he felt his air supply disappear. "Beef Jerky" Nnoitora said as he covered him nose too. Ulquiorra was trying to break the glass; he even picked up the chair and threw at the glass. It bounced and knocked him out. Grimmjow started to cry, screaming "It burns" and he passed out too. Nnoitora was pound on the glass screaming help as he slowly slipped into to darkness.
"Yes it does. Should we get help" Harribel said. "Yes we should and Red 180 points"
2 hours later
The men woke up in tuxes and a girl in a wedding dress next to them. Ulquiorra-Orihime, Grimmjow-Kaida, Nnoitora-Harribel. The guys looked at their brides to be. All of them was beautiful "did you win?" Nnoitora asked "Yea by 80 points, we got 900 and they got 70." Ulquiorra recalled why he passed out and looked Nnoitora in the eyes. "You sick fuck" Nnoitora smiled and hid behind Harribel. "What happen after we passed out?" Grimmjow asked as Kaida helped him up.
"Well…" Orihime started.
Szyael after breaking the code got the cure done plus some extra things Kaida told him to make. Szyael ran to the throne room and saw everyone outside it. "What happened here?" he asked as he looked at the pissed off girly men, Yammy laughing, worried Kaida and Orihime over Grimmjow and Ulquiorra, Harribel was kicking Nnoitora in his crotch. "I have the drinks" he said as Harribel grabbed 3 blue Szyael held out for her. "Now girls a deal is a deal and you have to drink it" the 3 girly men took a blue bottle and drank from it. They passed out on the floor still in their wedding dresses as 3 hollows came pick them up and put them in their rooms. Szyael hand the 3 women 6 pink bottles. "Drink it after you so called marry them and here is the paper. Just get them to sign it, you can kiss. Then screw your brains out" Szyael went skipping to his room singing about sleep "and we're are here" Orihime finished as the men took everything in and Nnoitora screamed.
"I DON'T TO GET MARRIED. I DON'T WANNA" he ran twice around to room and jumped out of a window not realizing that they was on the top floor. "I'm going to get Szyael to sign this I like him better. Chao" Harribel flash stepped to Szyael's bedroom. The men picked up their women and flashed stepped into their own rooms to sign the paper and do other things.
I'M SOOOOO SOOORRYYY I was so busy with exams and trying to get a lemon right it just took me so much time. This is about 5,000 words as a gift to hope you can forgive me.
WITH 2 MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL I CAN UPDATE QUICKER UNTIL some where around July 27 or June 27 I going to St. Thomas to visit my grandparents until August 11th.
*I will work on my stories down there but can't update it until I get back. Until then let have fun with my stories.
*If someone is a beta reader I need help with my story *Blood Line it's like Vampire Neighbors but fixed up/ changed a bit.
*Next chapter will have 3 people doing something embarrassing, 3 lemons or more. One for each couple or if you want.
Thanks for waiting. I LUV YOU Look for the song Face Down Ass Up on Youtube
