Chapter Eight: Facebook Madness! Random Madness!
Disclaimer: Naruto and Facebook aren't in my list of things to own.
Author's Note: So.. If anyone has any idea's for oneshots, let me know. I'm open to suggestions for this series.:P
Shikamaru Nara is not understanding how women can be so troublesome..
Neji Hyuga, Shikaku Nara, and fourteen others like this.
Comments:
Temari Loves Fans: Troublesome?! I'll fucking you show you troublesome!
Sakura Haruno: Sighs. What'd he do now?O.o
Temari Loves Fans: I FOUND HIM IN BED WITH INO!
Sakura Haruno: The fuck..? Why would he..?
Shikamaru Nara: Troublesome..
Kiba Inuzuka: He got it innnnn!;D But why'd you do it, bro?
Shikamaru Nara: I did nothing. I woke up, and Ino was in my bed.
Sai Is An Artist: It seems she a knack for doing that.
Temari Loves Fans: You're a liar! Liar liar liar! You were wide awake!
Ino Yamanaka: No, he was asleep..;)
Temari Loves Fans: Oh fuck off, whore!
Kiba Inuzuka: Yo, bitch! Don't call Ino a whore!
Gaara Of The Sand: Stay out of this, dog boy.
Ino Yamanaka: I'm not a whore!D: Forehead, tell her I'm not a whore!
Sakura Haruno: Cough. Whore. Cough. Love you, Ino-pig.(:
Kiba Inuzuka: Mind your own business sand fucker!
Gaara Of The Sand: My sister is my business.
Temari Loves Fans: I think we need to take care of some whores and some dogs, little brother.
Ino Yamanaka: Fuck you slut! Shikamaru wants me! Me!:D In all my naked glory! Forehead, not the best defense.
Sakura Haruno: I wasn't aware that I was trying to defend you, pig.:P
Suigetsu Hozuki is wondering why stupid sluts obsess over the Uchiha. O.o
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki, Karin Uchiha, and four others like this.
Comments:
Itachi Uchiha: Uchiha's are god like, and very worthy of being obsessed over.
Pein Is A God: I am the only God.
Sasuke Uchiha: You must be referring to fan girls. You can have some if you like, they're annoying. Tch.
Karin Uchiha: Wait.. This includes me doesn't it?! Does it shark boy?!
Suigetsu Hozuki: Uchiha's are not God like. They're stupid, and they look like girls. Kind of like that Deidara guy. I'd gladly take some fan girls off your hands.;) No Karin. Neverrr. (Note my sarcasm.)
Deidara Is A Bang: I hate everything, un! Why does everyone think I'm a girl?D:
Kakashi Hatake: Hey there cutie.;)
Deidara Is A Bang: Fuck my life, yeah!D:
Pein Is A God: That's right. Not Uchiha's, me. I am God.
Sasuke Uchiha: Take your pick. I have plenty.
Karin Uchiha: Oh fuck you shark boy!D: You're just mad cos you want my goodies!
Suigetsu Hozuki: No one wants your 'goodies'. Whatever those may be, babe. You're just nasty!:D
Karin Uchiha: I'LL KILL YOU! NO ONE CALLS ME NASTY! Sasuke-kun wants my goodies.;)
Sasuke Uchiha: I do not in fact want your 'goodies', or anything that has to do with you. You're annoying.
Itachi Uchiha: Stop fan girling, please. No one likes you.
Suigetsu Hozuki: And who the fuck's this guy with a god complex?
Kisame RawrImaShark iz lookin fo sme hunies 2 chill wit who intrsted ?
No one likes this.
Comments:
Suigetsu Hozuki: Can I have your toy sword?!:D
Kisame RawrImaShark: Naw bruh bck off me swrd boi!
Itachi Uchiha: Why can't you spell? Did you get brain damage when that girl beat the shit out of you?
Kisame RawrImaShark: Naw du! Ima bawse spelin dnt yu kn?!
Killer B: Whoa there sharky, slow it down! You're by far the worst speller in town!
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Everybody say ho!
Suigetsu Hozuki: Ho! Now gimme that sword, yo!
Itachi Uchiha: …... Ho. Tch.
Killer B: Give my dude the sword, it's the only way! We'll send you to literature class for a day!
Kisame RawrImaShark: Wht r u guise tlkin bout pimp slice dawgs
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: My man B's spittin' makes ya lose your mind! Now I'll say 'believe it' one more time!
Kisame RawrImaShark: Meh swrd is meh lfe ya feel meh du? I cnt gve ite 2 n one maine. Ya kn? Iz mah life!
Killer B: Stupid shark don't understand nothin'! Gimme a yo and help me tell him somethin'!
Shino Aburame: Yo. Buggy up in this hoe. Give us the sword, we'll give the dough. Why? Cos we're killing this bro.
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: No..
Kushina Uzumaki is like, whoa! Like, I just bought this thing that mixes stuff for me! Like, fuckin' slushies and stuff!
Mikoto Uchiha likes this.
Comments:
Sasuke Uchiha: Hn. I see where Naruto gets his stupidity.
Kakashi Hatake: Sasuke, respect your.. Lmao. I can't be serious at a time like this. Seriously, Kushina?
Minato Namikaze: Honey, I think you need to lie down. You're getting the kitchen covered in various food products.
Kushina Uzumaki: Like, bro! Sasuke, what's that supposed to mean?! Kakashi, lol. I don't know what you're talkin' bout but I'm laughing, too! Minato, you look like a fuckin' girl! Ahahaha!
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Now that you mention it.. Dad does kind of look like a girl..
Minato Namikaze: Please don't start with this shit..
Kushina Uzumaki: Oh my fucking God?! Right?! Like, I thought he was a girl until he talked! Like, it was still doubtful then! I wasn't fully convinced until he showed me his package. Mmmm.
Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: What..? Oh! Ew, Mom! The fuck?!
Sasuke Uchiha: This is so disturbing.
Kakashi Hatake, Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki, and three others like this comment.
Anko Hates Snake: I love this women! Kushina, why haven't I realized how brilliant you are til now?! We can do terrible things together!;)
Kushina Uzumaki: Like, hell fuckin' yeah bitch! Let's fuck shit up!
Kakashi Hatake: Mother Of God..
Minato Namikaze: I say we find a shelter to move into.
Kakashi Hatake: I second that notion. Shudders.
Author's Note: Lol, I kind of like this chapter, but.. I'm running out of idea's!D: So, suggestions are very welcome.
