Chapter Eight: Facebook Madness! Random Madness!

Disclaimer: Naruto and Facebook aren't in my list of things to own.

Author's Note: So.. If anyone has any idea's for oneshots, let me know. I'm open to suggestions for this series.:P


Shikamaru Nara is not understanding how women can be so troublesome..

Neji Hyuga, Shikaku Nara, and fourteen others like this.

Comments:

Temari Loves Fans: Troublesome?! I'll fucking you show you troublesome!

Sakura Haruno: Sighs. What'd he do now?O.o

Temari Loves Fans: I FOUND HIM IN BED WITH INO!

Sakura Haruno: The fuck..? Why would he..?

Shikamaru Nara: Troublesome..

Kiba Inuzuka: He got it innnnn!;D But why'd you do it, bro?

Shikamaru Nara: I did nothing. I woke up, and Ino was in my bed.

Sai Is An Artist: It seems she a knack for doing that.

Temari Loves Fans: You're a liar! Liar liar liar! You were wide awake!

Ino Yamanaka: No, he was asleep..;)

Temari Loves Fans: Oh fuck off, whore!

Kiba Inuzuka: Yo, bitch! Don't call Ino a whore!

Gaara Of The Sand: Stay out of this, dog boy.

Ino Yamanaka: I'm not a whore!D: Forehead, tell her I'm not a whore!

Sakura Haruno: Cough. Whore. Cough. Love you, Ino-pig.(:

Kiba Inuzuka: Mind your own business sand fucker!

Gaara Of The Sand: My sister is my business.

Temari Loves Fans: I think we need to take care of some whores and some dogs, little brother.

Ino Yamanaka: Fuck you slut! Shikamaru wants me! Me!:D In all my naked glory! Forehead, not the best defense.

Sakura Haruno: I wasn't aware that I was trying to defend you, pig.:P


Suigetsu Hozuki is wondering why stupid sluts obsess over the Uchiha. O.o

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki, Karin Uchiha, and four others like this.

Comments:

Itachi Uchiha: Uchiha's are god like, and very worthy of being obsessed over.

Pein Is A God: I am the only God.

Sasuke Uchiha: You must be referring to fan girls. You can have some if you like, they're annoying. Tch.

Karin Uchiha: Wait.. This includes me doesn't it?! Does it shark boy?!

Suigetsu Hozuki: Uchiha's are not God like. They're stupid, and they look like girls. Kind of like that Deidara guy. I'd gladly take some fan girls off your hands.;) No Karin. Neverrr. (Note my sarcasm.)

Deidara Is A Bang: I hate everything, un! Why does everyone think I'm a girl?D:

Kakashi Hatake: Hey there cutie.;)

Deidara Is A Bang: Fuck my life, yeah!D:

Pein Is A God: That's right. Not Uchiha's, me. I am God.

Sasuke Uchiha: Take your pick. I have plenty.

Karin Uchiha: Oh fuck you shark boy!D: You're just mad cos you want my goodies!

Suigetsu Hozuki: No one wants your 'goodies'. Whatever those may be, babe. You're just nasty!:D

Karin Uchiha: I'LL KILL YOU! NO ONE CALLS ME NASTY! Sasuke-kun wants my goodies.;)

Sasuke Uchiha: I do not in fact want your 'goodies', or anything that has to do with you. You're annoying.

Itachi Uchiha: Stop fan girling, please. No one likes you.

Suigetsu Hozuki: And who the fuck's this guy with a god complex?


Kisame RawrImaShark iz lookin fo sme hunies 2 chill wit who intrsted ?

No one likes this.

Comments:

Suigetsu Hozuki: Can I have your toy sword?!:D

Kisame RawrImaShark: Naw bruh bck off me swrd boi!

Itachi Uchiha: Why can't you spell? Did you get brain damage when that girl beat the shit out of you?

Kisame RawrImaShark: Naw du! Ima bawse spelin dnt yu kn?!

Killer B: Whoa there sharky, slow it down! You're by far the worst speller in town!

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Everybody say ho!

Suigetsu Hozuki: Ho! Now gimme that sword, yo!

Itachi Uchiha: …... Ho. Tch.

Killer B: Give my dude the sword, it's the only way! We'll send you to literature class for a day!

Kisame RawrImaShark: Wht r u guise tlkin bout pimp slice dawgs

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: My man B's spittin' makes ya lose your mind! Now I'll say 'believe it' one more time!

Kisame RawrImaShark: Meh swrd is meh lfe ya feel meh du? I cnt gve ite 2 n one maine. Ya kn? Iz mah life!

Killer B: Stupid shark don't understand nothin'! Gimme a yo and help me tell him somethin'!

Shino Aburame: Yo. Buggy up in this hoe. Give us the sword, we'll give the dough. Why? Cos we're killing this bro.

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: No..


Kushina Uzumaki is like, whoa! Like, I just bought this thing that mixes stuff for me! Like, fuckin' slushies and stuff!

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Comments:

Sasuke Uchiha: Hn. I see where Naruto gets his stupidity.

Kakashi Hatake: Sasuke, respect your.. Lmao. I can't be serious at a time like this. Seriously, Kushina?

Minato Namikaze: Honey, I think you need to lie down. You're getting the kitchen covered in various food products.

Kushina Uzumaki: Like, bro! Sasuke, what's that supposed to mean?! Kakashi, lol. I don't know what you're talkin' bout but I'm laughing, too! Minato, you look like a fuckin' girl! Ahahaha!

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: Now that you mention it.. Dad does kind of look like a girl..

Minato Namikaze: Please don't start with this shit..

Kushina Uzumaki: Oh my fucking God?! Right?! Like, I thought he was a girl until he talked! Like, it was still doubtful then! I wasn't fully convinced until he showed me his package. Mmmm.

Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki: What..? Oh! Ew, Mom! The fuck?!

Sasuke Uchiha: This is so disturbing.

Kakashi Hatake, Naruto LovesRamen Uzumaki, and three others like this comment.

Anko Hates Snake: I love this women! Kushina, why haven't I realized how brilliant you are til now?! We can do terrible things together!;)

Kushina Uzumaki: Like, hell fuckin' yeah bitch! Let's fuck shit up!

Kakashi Hatake: Mother Of God..

Minato Namikaze: I say we find a shelter to move into.

Kakashi Hatake: I second that notion. Shudders.


Author's Note: Lol, I kind of like this chapter, but.. I'm running out of idea's!D: So, suggestions are very welcome.