Jin; I'm free today and can update more chapters for all of my dedicated reviewers.
This story is dedicated to my friend Angel.
This is my first attempt at making a humorous chapter, if you don't like it, tell me, and I'll change the chapter.
What a way to spend the morning…The next morning found the Inu gang getting ready for whatever today had in store for them. Miroku walked up to Angel and was surprised
to see her hair was changing from black to silver over and over, and sometimes it would stay silver or black a bit longer than usual. Miroku
grinned and called, "Everyone come and look!" The others came with interested expressions except Inuyasha who grumbled, "We should
be looking for that damned jewel piece, not speculating a change in hair colors…" Kagome rolled her eyes as she said, "Inuyasha, I think
that Angel and Sesshomaru are having a shouting match." Now, Inuyasha was interested. He sat down in his usual dog style as Shippo said,
"Sesshomaru is definitely gonna win!" Inuyasha smirked as he shouted a Shippo, "You're on! If Angel loses, I won't be mean to you for a
whole month! But if you lose…" Inuyasha trailed off to leave Shippo in terrified suspense. Shippo trembled as he nervously said, "Y-you
won't do anything, Kagome'll back me up! R-right Kagome?" His would-be-savior said, "Sorry Shippo, a bet's a bet. Just pray that
Sesshomaru is cranky youkai when he wakes up in the morning…" Inuyasha gave a feral grin that promised retribution for Shippo getting
Kagome to sit him and all the times he annoyed him. Shippo was terrified of Sesshomaru, but swore he would kiss his feet if he won, and
the others rolled their eyes at the two gamblers. The gang grouped together in speculation as Angel's hair shifted to black, which clearly
signaled that she was not happy at all and Inuyasha prayed that Angel was not a morning person..
SC
"You jackass! Why didn't you tell me that I'm gonna be a murderous animal?" (This is your own fault fool, and if you insult my
person again, I'll end your life right here, right now.) "Well bring it on! Let's fight with our minds- WE CAN ONLY INTERACT
THIS WAY STUPID!" (SILENCE REMNANT! This Sesshomaru will tear you apart the minute I get out of this form, so do not irritate
me any longer!) Sesshomaru could not fathom how things had gone this way. Angel slept like a rock, and Sesshomaru had to practically
scream his brains out to wake her up. Angel was not pleased at all, but she tried to hide it. Angel immediately started to question him on
what he was told last night. Sesshomaru told her the details, they would become a beast that lived only for killing if they were to separate
from their new Odachi, and it was all thanks to her stupidity and failure to listen to him. Angel normally let her anger pass over, but the insult
was the last thing to break her already thin patience from a rude awakening, and Fluffys', "I'm the top dog, and everyone else is shit"
attitude didn't make things anymore easier. Sesshomaru silently wished for his reincarnation to shut up and wanted nothing more than to get
on with his life. Or at least kill something to vent out his frustration. Angel wasn't about to let Sesshomaru off the hook however as she
demanded, "First of all Sesshy, I can hear your thoughts and I don't like to be told to shut up. Second of all, aren't you one of
those higher up youkai? You should be able to control us if we go insane right?" Sesshomaru responded icily, (If I knew I could
control us, I wouldn't have brought this conversation up in the first place fool.) Angel sighed as she grumbled, "So I guess you aren't that
powerful after all…" (Inuyasha is a powerful for hanyou, but he can't even control himself when his youkai side comes about to save his
life.) Sesshomaru snapped back coldly. Angel was about to shoot back a response when she sensed something and said, "Sesshomaru,
can you sense something-?" Sesshomaru suddenly couldn't sense Angels' presence, and he slowly opened Angels' eyes as he felt a
sense of dread coming on.
SCKagome, Sango, and Kikyo were staring at Sesshomaru with a blank look in their eyes, and he felt Angels' presence again. He was
surprised to hear shock coming from her as he said, "(Angel what's going on? Why couldn't I sense you?) Angel speedily said,
"Sesshomaru, don't hurt them! There's a-!" her urgent message was suddenly cut off, and Sesshomaru flipped over to the right as he
pulled out the new Odachi and held the hilt by his head with the tip of the blade pointing at his attackers. Kagome and Kikyo had shot off
arrows at him! Sesshomarus' wild red eyes narrowed as he snarled in his own voice," Why do you attack me? Stop immediately!" This
time, it was Sango who responded, and she hurled her Hiraikotsu at Sesshomaru. He steadied himself as he thought, 'Lets hope you are
useful Odachi…' Sesshomaru slashed downwards and he cut Sangos' weapon cleanly in half. The attack was only a distraction, and
Kikyo shot a sealing arrow at Sesshomaru. Sesshomarus' eyes went wide as the arrow sped at him, he braced himself for the arrows
deadly sting, and Odachi pulsed. Just as Kikyos' arrow was about to reach Sesshomaru, Odachi produced a blue barrier and the arrow
was destroyed.Sesshomaru suddenly was struck by a thought, 'Where is that hanyou and his other companions?' He caught his
brothers' scent and lookedat the mountain wall. Inuyasha was pinned to the wall by a sealing arrow, Miroku was tied up, on the ground,
and unconscious with a tiny blood trail on the side of his head, and Shippo was nowhere in sight. Sesshomaru chuckled cruelly and said
loudly, "Come out now, I see through your ploy." A feminine voice giggled and said, "Oh lovely! So you finally found out what I'm doing
hmm?" A small tornado of sakura leaves blew behind the possessed Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango, and a girl leapt out giggling like a preppy
schoolgirl.
(A/N: No offense, but I HATE THOSE FREAKING PREPS! My only comfort is that the girls of Inuyasha are not preps, least of all, Kagome.)
SC
A girl who was wearing a suit similar to the female ninja from, "Ninja Scroll" with with waist length brown hair gave a wide toothy smile and
her fangs flashed as she said, "You know Fluffy-kins, I'm surprised you, I thought you were a guy!" She pointed at Angels' chest and
Sesshomaru growled in annoyance as he felt an extreme anger of indignance from Angel, "What business do you have with this Sesshomaru
and those females?" The girl faked a shock expression, winked girlishly, and waved a finger at the annoyed Sesshomaru as she said, "Now
is that any way to treat another girl Sesshomaru? Why, you didn't even have the decency to ask my name!" When Sesshomaru didn't
respond, the girl put her hands to her hips and said, "Oh, fine then! I am the amazing Sakuya! And to answer your earlier question, these
girls are, shall we say, my pets! I can control any and all females in any way, shape or form! Isn't that just great?" She skipped a bit in the
air and Sesshomaru kept his cool as he said, "Unfortunately for you, I am no woman, and be thankful Angel isn't listening to your stupidity."
Sakuya sneered as she said, "Oh, yeah, that weird girl in you is quite troublesome, it's like she's boyish or something. But then again,
maybe it's because she so pathetic and dumb I can't fully control her. Isn't that just peachy?" Sesshomaru suddenly felt extreme anger from
Angel as she broke free from Sakuyas' control and said in a voice even colder than Sesshomarus', "Let. Me. Out. Now…" She paused
at the end to emphasize a point, and Sesshomaru obliged. Sakuya blinked curiously as she saw Sesshomarus head go down with his hair
covering his face, and the hair color slowly change from silver to black. Angel looked up with gold colored eyes that clearly said, "I am
gonna kick your ass!" Sakuya gasped, "What did you do to Fluffy, hanyou?" Angel replied, "You will release Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango
right now! I'll even let you live if you leave." Sakuya shouted, "No! You girls kill that insolent hanyou now!" Angel was expecting Sakuya to
resort to a cheap trick. So she flipped over Kagome and the other two and landed in front of Sakuya. The female youkai jumped into the
air and Angel felt power fill her to the core. She slashed her sword at Sakuya as she yelled, "Dragons Redemption!" Twin crimson dragons
sped at Sakuya and the power of Angels' attack shredded her until nothing remained.
SCKagome and Kikyo shook their heads as they were freed from Sakuyas control. Shippo voice shakily appeared from the oversized bag
Kagome brought, "Is she gone?" Kagome ran to her bag as Sango and Kikyo ran to Miroku and Inuyasha. Kikyo released Inuyasha as
Sango untied Miroku. Kagome and Kikyo, having the most experience at medical treatment went to Mirokus side as he grunted in pain.
The two mikos got in closer and suddenly they both gasped as they realized that Miroku got them. Miroku was knocked out again due to
four punches from four furious people (Inuyasha got his face, Sango got the top of his head, Kikyo and Kagome got the left and right sides of his head lol).Angel walked up to the group and Kagome said, "Thanks for the save Angel." She nodded and smiled as she said, "Well, at least I know I won't be bored." Kikyo smiled as she said, "We should get going, we need to found the pure Shikon no Tama half before Naraku." They gang walked down as they all mentally mumbled, 'What a way to spend the morning…'
SC
Jin; Sorry I kept you folks waiting, I had a short writers block. Please review this chaper and my other story, "The Other One."
