Prompts: (emotion) Excited, (action) Being attracted to/starting an intimate relationship with a friend's mum or dad.
WC: 130
"Okay, not gonna lie, your dad is pretty hot."
"What the hell?" Abby turned towards her friend with wide eyes.
"Just saying," Lily said with a shrug, "ten out of ten."
"Wait, why?"
Lily laughed, a twinkle in her eye betraying exactly what she was about to do. "Oh, his creamy eyes… his quirky smile… the way he talks about herbology as if it were the greatest thing that ever happened to him… the fact that he destroyed a living horcrux… his bangable face… I bet he has a nice happy trail-"
"I'm not listening!" Abby said, covering her ears.
"I can't believe it took you that long to cut me off!" Lily said, pulling her friend's hands away from her ears.
"I was in shock. Don't get too excited."
