Chapetr 8: The Serch Four Saxon PART 1

AN: HEY GUIS SOME1 TOLD ME DIS SHOLD B IN COMIC SANS BUT I CANT MAEK IT IN COMIC SANS CUZ TATS A USER THINGY SO CHANG THE FONT 2 COMIC SANS B4 READING TIS CUZ IT SHOLD B GUD RITE? :O :0 :O

Dcoter 5 was step back into the TARDSI and sayed, "We msut go beck in tim and fnid the mstaer b4 its 2 l8!"

"OMG LOL WTF R U TLKING ABOUT?"

"PWNS N00BS!"

"The internet has clearly ceased to exist in the past," logicked Spko.;

"It has reincrnted into the doctrs who."

"Rigt you are mr. spcok" said jim

"Clear captain, this is due to the fact that amricia has seesed to exits"

"mr spook your gramer is geting bad"

"i no captin its the internets"

And then the entre unvierse wsa teh matrix (I love that moive OMG the twains in the scnod movie are soooooo hot i ship them OMG what wood there baby look liek?)

"Not so fats Mr. Andreson sayed the agent smith who was dresed lik the matt smith expect that matt simth was dresed lik a revoltunry wra soldeir becuase they wre in the revoluitony war matix that was tryng to takei over hisotry.

tehn tey had to fight in teh MATRIX REVOLUTIONS (geddit?) but first teh had 2 talk 2 Abe Linkin

tehy went to look for aeb linkin and saw him standing on a hill on teh other side of da country (AN: Since america hadnt ben inventer yet teh cuntry was very smale) but der was an army of vampires between tem and him and so tey had to fite teh army of vampiresand cross dat river thingy wit teh boat snadting dramaticly in front.

They awsumly defeted teh vampies n it was awsum

"HI ABE" sad dr 9

"HI DR 9" sad abe

"hav u seen any1 talkin aboot mr saxon her altly?" sad pickard.

"it pains me to decree that i has not herd anything aboot suck a guy," sad abe "but forsooth i hath heared aboot some1 playing teh saxon"

"that could men taht a cloo cold be her somewher" sad data lets stay and look 4 1.

so then they gotted in model tea ford becuase teh tea act wsa bad and they were PROTESTING! XD XD XD They wnet to teh statie of libeartee becuase there wsae probs a scret base underneth. There wasnt.

"cursis" sayed 6, who did and angry dance. "How wile we find hymn now?"

"We must fnid him so we can FINNISH HIM!Q" sayed 3 who did a martial arts pose and wsa welding a sword between his teth.

"Did u forget about me?" sayed agent smith lik that one guy from TF2 (lol I love that gmae aslo I forgo tabot agent smith earler but hes heer now lol soz). then he did a green numbers thingy and then Matt Smith turned into an AGENT SMITH! ! And themn the other doctoes were lok "oh snap" asnd 3 stated doling kung foo which he was normally good at but now cold punch peple threw wals becuase now he wsae in the matrix and in the mextrix eveyone is SUPER STRONG and knows KUNGT FOO! then everybody was KUNG FOO FIGHTING! (dun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun nun!) And there was punches and kicks and awesome and one guy did but its ok becuase it mws jsut that stupid blad guy frum teh frist moice and hes evil anywya so its ok. Then morpheus showeed up and sayed that three was totes the one, but three was lik "no im thre" and morpheos was all lik "yeah well i still like u beter than neo cause all hes ever lik is "Whoa" and stands on top of buildins boiung dum stuff lik that." then morfeus looked at neo wand was lik "lol bye" and neo was getting all keanu reavs surfer dude and then he cryed and the agents got him bit no one cares anymoar whever.

So then 3 and morfus and piqueared and q and kirk and splk nd the otter dcoetors who were still not 12 (BECAUSE HES OOOOOOOLD) wnet to find the ergot guy in the room with screens.

then they found him.

"Hello Doctors, Picard, Q and the rest of the crew of the Starship Enterprise. I am the ergo guy in the room with screens who talks a lot and I don't like him. (AN I FORGOT WHAT HIS ACTUAL NAM WAS AN I DONT CAR) I created the Matrix. Ergo I can photosynthesis 90 percent of space-time to eradicate the miscreant particles of individuality. Ergo I am most definitely not the man you refer to as the Master therefore I will not anti this establishment and simultaneously the relevant pseudopods of your clavicle heliocentrism.

"Sounds legit" Q sad and he was teh smart one.

"But why is he tlaking so stnrgely?" asklogicked Spock.

"Why are YOU talking so stngly?" said Kirk who wanted SLASH and sulu was "oh my".

"Enough of your deliquescent philandering" said ergo, "for the time has come once again for a ubiquitously reactive counteraction which shall permit the present parties to pique the ascertainment of the particularly voluptuous destruction of the permissively unsuccessful, ergo it shall now be revealed unto you that upon this fortnight is inscribed a single name, ergo, you shall seek out the one aqueously prescribed to be-"

"Mr. Saxon?" sayed a voice all the way scross the DC in New York dfistrict.

"OH MY GOD DID YO U HEAR DAT" siad dr 1 and eveyrone did.

"WE R ON TEH RITE TRAK AGEN LETS GO" shout data and ever1 rund bak to teh artdis.

And ten teh ergot guy in the room with screens who talks alot and i dont lik him started lauffing maniacly becaus HE WAS ACTAULY TEH MASTER ALE ALONGE AND HED TRICKD TEM!