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No one in my story ages! Plus I know my characters are ooc, please don't be mad!


Normal POV

Shannon had just served Kado his tea, it was around 2 o'clock and she got yet another terrible beating. She dragged herself to her bedroom and curled up in a ball on her hard, cold, concrete floor. There was a knock at Kado's front door and he opened it to reveal the whole Akatsuki, minus Konan and Tobi who had to stay at the base.

"Hello sir, we're missing our little girl and we would like to know if you've seen her. There's a large reward for the person who has found her," Pein said gravely.

"Come in, come in," Kado said. "Follow me, my slave might know," Kado said. The men gave him an odd look, but followed. Kado kicked open Shannon's door and the Akatsuki members eyes widened.

"THAT'S OUR BABY YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Hidan screamed. Kakuzu snatched Shannon up and took off running. The other members finished off Kado and caught up with him. They were in the woods and Shannon was curled up sobbing.

"What's wrong with her?" Kisame demanded.

"When I picked her up she began panicking and hyperventilating. She kept whimpering don't hurt me, don't hurt me," Kakuzu said softly. Everyone's eyes softened as they looked at their baby girl curled up, looking so scared and helpless. Pein walked over to her and bent down in front of her.

"Don't be scared, we're not going to hurt you Shannon," Pein said gently. He laid one hand on Shannon and she flinched.

"Why the fuck are you covered in bruises and cuts?" Hidan growled.

"P-please don't h-hurt me s-sir," Shannon whimpered.

"Did you just call me fucking sir? Honey, it's me, Hidan! The crazy zealot who cusses and carries you around!" Hidan said quickly.

"I-I-I remember y-you all, y-you guys beat m-me while I w-was with K-Kado," Shannon whimpered. The men quickly realized that he used a genjutsu to make her think that and they explained it to her. They took her back to the base and after Konan and Tobi freaked, Kakuzu and Sasori cleaned her wounds and they put her in bed. Shannon woke up very early, got a bath, dressed, and made everyone breakfast. She used a stool to reach everything. She managed to set the table and Itachi came out.

"What's this?" Itachi asked boredly. When she didn't answer he looked at her. She was cowering on the floor with her arms over her head. "I'm not going to hurt you," Itachi said softly. He lifted Shannon up and sat down. He kept her on his lap and began eating. When he was done everyone else came out. She trembled, panicked and cowered, but everyone was very supportive. After a few weeks everything pretty much returned to normal, occasionally Shannon would get scared, but they would comfort her.

"Hidan-san!" Shannon yelled racing down the hall. She skidded to a stop right in front of him and he lifted her up.

"What's the matter?" Hidan asked. Pein strolled into the room and raised an eyebrow at them.

"Shannon you should be asleep," Pein stated. He walked over so he was standing right beside Hidan. Hidan felt the small girl shaking in his arms; then he realized she was crying, no, sobbing hysterically.

"What's wrong? Are you okay?" Hidan asked. They men looked at each other and went to the living room where some of the members were.

"Why's she crying un?" Deidara asked immediately. Hidan sat down beside his worried blonde friend and shrugged.

"I-I-I d-dreamed a-all of y-you guys d-d-d….died," Shannon sobbed and clung to Hidan.

"We're all here and breathing. Anyway Hidan's immortal un, he can't die yeah," Deidara said comfortingly. He ran a hand through the girl's dirty blonde hair and smiled reassuringly at her.

"He's fucking right, I'll never die. Kakuzu has 5 hearts, so he'll be around for a long time. Pein, Sasori, Deidara, Zetsu, Konan, Kisame, and Itachi are too strong to die," Hidan assured Shannon.

"W-what about T-Tobi?" Shannon sniffled.

"He's to dumb to die un," Deidara said. Shannon giggled softly at what Deidara said. After a few more minutes of joking and Deidara and Hidan tickling her, Shannon was giggling happily.

"Come on Shan," Zetsu said and lifted her up. He carried her to bed and tucked her in.

"Z-Zetsu-san, will you sleep with me tonight?" Shannon asked shyly. Zetsu smiled and nodded. He slipped into her bed and pulled her up against his chest, then they fell asleep. Shannon woke up before Zetsu and got a bath. She got dressed in a pair of black pants, a black t-shirt, and black converse shoes. She put on her necklace that had the Akatsuki cloud charm and scrambled out of her room. She saw light coming out from the crack in Kakuzu's door. She gently knocked on the door and heard a gruff 'come in'. She went in and saw Kakuzu at his desk counting money. She shut the door and walked over to him. He lifted her onto his lap and smiled.

"Good morning chibi," Kakuzu said.

"Good morning Kakuzu-san…why do you always wear that mask?" Shannon asked pointing to the mask on Kakuzu's face.

"I wear it because I'm a monster, everyone would be afraid of me if I kept it off," Kakuzu explained. Shannon quickly pulled his mask off and smiled.

"You don't look like a monster, Kuzu-san," Shannon said smiling. He looked surprised.

"You said I didn't look like a monster…and you gave me a nickname!" Kakuzu said in astonishment. Shannon smiled and nodded. She really did love these guys.

"I know you're not a monster, you're my Kuzu," Shannon said proudly.

"Thanks, and you know you can drop the honorifics, they're unneeded," Kakuzu said smiling.

"Mmk!" Shannon said. She hopped out of his lap and skipped down the hall. She went into the living room and saw Sasori, Kisame, Hidan, Pein, and Itachi. "Sori!" Shannon chirped and jumped on his lap. He looked shocked.

"Relax Sori, I have a nickname too," Kakuzu said walking into the room smirking.

"Deidara is Dei, Sasori is Sori, Kakuzu is Kuzu, Itachi is Tachi, Kisame is Same, Zetsu is Zesty, Tobi is Swirly, Konan is KoKo, Pein is Leader, and Hidan is Hi-Kun," Shannon stated smiling.

"Nice, we all get nicknames," Kisame said smirking. Shannon smiled up at him and held her arms out. Kisame scooped her up into his arms and smiled. "How may I help you chibi?" he asked. Shannon giggled and curled up against his chest.

"There you are!" Zetsu said snatching Shannon out of Kisame's arms. Shannon gave scream of surprise and some of the guys thought it was one of fear, including Zetsu. He quickly let her go, causing her to hit the floor.

"OI! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU JUST DROPPED MY JASHIN DAMNED ANGEL!" Hidan roared. He quickly lifted Shannon up and exited the room, embarrassed by his outburst of affection for the young child whimpering in his arms. Once he got to Deidara's room he knocked on the door.

"What un?" Deidara said groggily opening the door.

"Can I come in?" Hidan asked. Deidara nodded and ushered the two in. He closed the door behind him and sat on his bed beside Hidan, who was holding Shannon still.

"Why's she about to cry un?" Deidara asked sleepily. Hidan glanced at his sleepy friend and sighed.

"Zetsu fucking dropped her and I fucking exploded, like I love the child or something," Hidan muttered.

"You do un, we all do yeah," Deidara said. He sounded really tired to Hidan. Shannon crawled off of Hidan's lap and she slipped onto the floor. There was a knock on the door and then Sasori stepped in.

"Shannon, come with me, Deidara's tired," Sasori said in a gentle tone. He bent down and held his arms open for her. Shannon, still about to cry, scrambled over into Sasori's open arms. He stood up and carried her out, closing the door behind him. Suddenly Hidan felt a weight on his lap. He looked down to see his poor blonde friend passed out asleep.

"Fuck…Dei?" Hidan called quietly. Deidara whimpered quietly in his sleep, but didn't wake up. Hidan groaned in annoyance and stared at his blonde friend. Awhile later Deidara started whimpering and wiggling around in his sleep. "Dei? Dei?" Hidan called gently, yet firmly. Deidara didn't wake up so Hidan sighed and started to gently run his hand through Deidara's hair. Eventually Deidara's whimpering and struggling calmed and he slept peacefully on Hidan's lap.

With The Others

"I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to drop you sweet heart, I just thought you were scared," Zetsu explained quickly. Shannon, still in Sasori's arms, smiled up at Zetsu.

"It's okay, I was just surprised," Shannon said nonchalantly. "Where's Deidara and Hidan? It's been like…two or three hours since you took me out of the room Sori," Shannon said worriedly.

"I'll go find them," Itachi said much to everyone's surprise. Itachi exited the living room. He checked the dining room, kitchen, and Hidan's room. He sighed and walked into Deidara's room to the oddest sight. Deidara was sleeping contently on Hidan's lap. Itachi took a picture and scrambled out of the room before he was realized. Itachi, Itachi Uchiha, ran like hell down the hall and crashed straight into Kisame's chest. He fell on the floor and looked up at Kisame.

"Itachi! Are you okay?" Kisame asked bending down in front of the Uchiha. Itachi nodded and showed Kisame the picture.

"It's time to meddle," Itachi stated emotionlessly. Kisame smirked and nodded.

"We can make them be our servants," Kisame laughed evilly. Itachi nodded and took the picture back. He suddenly yawned and quickly covered it with a cough.

"Hm?" Kisame asked raising an eyebrow. "Are you, the great Itachi Uchiha, yawning?" he asked with a smirk.

"No," Itachi said and quickly walked to his room to get ready for his mission. Kisame followed him and leaned on the door frame.

"Itachi, you should rest when you're-" Kisame began but shut up when Itachi walked past him to the living room.

"Everyone, Hidan and Deidara are in Deidara's room," Itachi said then left. He walked back into his room to finish preparing for the mission he had coming up.

"Itachi, I'm eleven years older than you, so listen. You need to rest or you'll end up like Deidara, except you might pass out in the middle of a fight," Kisame stated in a fatherly tone.

"No," Itachi said again and left the hideout with Kisame in tow. After a few hours Itachi realized something important. "Kisame," Itachi said.

"Yes? Did you realize you're tired?" Kisame asked. Itachi paid no attention the comment and continued.

"I forgot to say goodbye to Shannon," Itachi muttered. Kisame raised an eyebrow at him then realized something to.

"Damn! I forgot to say goodbye too!" Kisame blurted out. He sighed when the stoic Uchiha continued walking. Several hours later they got into a battle with some other S-rank criminals. Itachi suddenly felt tired and began swaying, his vision blurred in and out. During that time, one of the ninja decided to strike. The cut Itachi's side, back, right leg, and left arm wide open. They hurt several other places too. Before any more damage was inflicted to his young partner, Kisame decapitated the ninja. He looked at Itachi's unconscious body with worry. He growled realizing that more ninja were coming at him. He finished them off and snatched up Itachi, then began running to an inn. He got a room and began working on Itachi's bleeding wounds. Once he had Itachi all patched up, he laid down beside him in the bed to watch over him. Several hours later Kisame woke to find the Uchiha snuggled against him. "He's like a little kid who needs comfort," Kisame mused. Itachi's eyes fluttered open and he groaned in pain.

"Same?" Itachi asked sleepily. He shifted and grunted in pain.

"Don't move, you'll open your wounds," Kisame instructed.

"Kisame…you're like a...big brother to me," Itachi said. Kisame smiled, he'd always wanted to be a big brother, but his parents never let that happen.

"Then as your big brother, I'm going to take care of you and carry you home," Kisame said proudly. He lifted Itachi up bridal style and ran back to the base. Itachi was on the verge of tears when they got back due to the pain. Kisame carried him to the hospital wing and put him in a bed.

"Kisame, c-can you please t-take me to m-my room?" Itachi asked trying to hold the tears back.

"Itachi I think we should keep you here until you're better," Kisame reasoned.

"Kisame, please!" Itachi begged. Kisame sighed, but obliged. He gently laid Itachi in his bed and walked out of the room. As soon as he closed the door Itachi let the tears fall. Itachi was in immense pain, so he did have a reason. Awhile later his door was busted open and he saw the zealot standing there.

"Aw fuck, first I get stuck with a sad little Shannon, then a sleepy Deidara, and now a crying Uchiha?" Hidan sighed. "Wait! Itachi you're fucking crying?" Hidan asked wide eyed. He ran down the hall and grabbed Kakuzu.

"Hidan-" Kakuzu said.

"OI FUCKER! HUSH! ITACHI IS FUCKING DYING MAN! HE'S DYING! MAN OUR FUCKING ITACHI IS DYING!" Hidan screamed. Kakuzu took off running to Itachi's room while Hidan ran in a panicked state to Sasori. "SASORI HE'S FUCKING DYING! GET YOUR PUPPET ASS TO ITACHI'S ROOM AND SAVE HIM!" Hidan yelled. The next victim of Hidan's panicked state was Deidara. "BLONDIE! ITACHI IS FUCKING DYING! HELP HIM!" Hidan flailed around. He next ran to Pein. "PEIN! GET YOUR DAMNED LEADER ASS TO ITACHI'S ROOM AND FUCKING SAVE HIM NOW! HE'S FUCKING DYING!" Hidan yelled. He took off running to Zetsu. "PLANT FUCKER! HE'S DYING! HE'S DYING! USE YOUR DAMN HERBS AND SAVE ITACHI!" Hidan yelled. He ran around looking for Kisame, Tobi, Konan, and Shannon just to find a note saying they went to the park. He ran back to Itachi's room to see everyone staring at the now sobbing embarrassed Uchiha. He never showed emotion and the one time he did everyone stared at him like he was crazy, like he wasn't human! Hidan stormed over to Itachi's bed, sat beside him, and pulled him to his chest.

"H-H-Hidan! T-that h-hurts!" Itachi sobbed, but he clung to Hidan like he was the last person on Earth.

"Kakuzu, Sasori, and Zetsu, Itachi is dying! Help him!" Hidan yelled frantically. Kakuzu, Sasori, and Zetsu began healing him. They managed to heal all of his bones too, and in that time Itachi drifted off to sleep against the Jashinist. "What the fuck, this is the second MAN that has fallen asleep on me today! What the fuck?" Hidan hissed quietly.

"Let him sleep Hidan," Pein demanded and they all left. They walked into the kitchen and got something to eat. An hour later they walked to the living room to find Shannon on the floor talking with Konan. They decided not to go in, just to see what they were talking about.

"I can't wait for you first date! Oh and you're first kiss!" Konan squealed.

"FUCK NO (UN)!" Every guy, except Tobi, yelled. Even Itachi yelled that as he and Hidan raced from his bedroom (Tobi only yelled no). Shannon squealed in fear and leaped onto Konan's lap. She buried her face in Konan's stomach trembling.

"Look what you guys did!" Konan accused wrapping her arms around the trembling child.

"She's three! Don't you dare talk about her first kiss and date! She won't have that until she's married!" Pein growled.

"Until she's married? How is she supposed to do that? Just walk up to a guy and say 'Hey, marry me then we'll date' because that would just be weird," Konan said.

"No, we'll choose her a husband, she will not walk up to a random guy and ask," Pein stated. "Anyway, Hidan will marry them, I'll walk her down the aisle, Kakuzu will be in charge of the budget, Sasori and Deidara will be in charge of the decorations, Zetsu will be in charge of the food and drinks, Itachi will do the music, Kisame and Tobi will be responsible for the set up, and you'll help her with her dress and planning," Pein stated.

"You've got her whole wedding planned? Well if you haven't noticed she's in my lap trembling, so I really don't think she's ready for marriage," Konan stated as she stood up with Shannon in her arms. She marched to Shannon's room and calmed her down. Shannon got a bath then slipped into her black nightgown. When she came out Konan swung her onto her bed and brushed her hair. She tried to get Shannon to go to sleep, but it just wasn't happening. Konan walked out to the living room. "Hidan, go get Shannon to sleep," Konan said and flopped on the couch beside Pein. Hidan happily rushed to Shannon's room. He got in bed beside her.

"Hey princess, it's time for fucking bed," Hidan said. He pulled Shannon against his chest where she happily snuggled into him. He stayed lying with her until she fell asleep and even then, he didn't leave. He actually enjoyed her cuddling up against him, and he also knew if he left she might wake up and start crying for her 'Hi-Kun'. He actually thought it was cute that she liked sleeping with him the best. "Goodnight, my little fucking princess…angel, child, baby, whatever you are to me. All I know is you're my third reward from Jashin-sama," Hidan said smiling. He kissed her on the forehead and went to sleep himself.


Anyone know what Hidan's first reward was? How about his second? I know!Just maybe Kisame and Itachi will get themselves a Hidan and Deidara slave! Hehehe!

I know they're all ooc, please don't flame me for it, I wrote them like that on purpose.