I had done this after my tests, so I'm sorry if it's not good because I'm a little tired. Enjoy. Late upload YET again. Sorry


"Senpai.. Senpai…" a voice cut into Deidara's dream. "Shut up, hmm" The blond mumbled back as he turned away from the person calling him.

"Deidara senpai… wake up…" the person shook Deidara again, before poking the blond's side, who grunted and kicked Tobi/Madara, resulting in the poor latter practically rolling away. The blonde smirked with his eyes still shut and returned back to his dream, where he was in a peaceful place. He spotted someone in the distance in his dreamland, and slowly approached the unknown, who turned out to be a particular red head.

"Sasori No Danna?" Deidara asked just as the red head looked up in surprise, before he narrowed his eyes. "Wake up and leave me alone, brat." Sasori said, sending the blonde back to reality.

"SENPAI!"

"I'M UP! I'M UP!" Deidara yelled in irritation as he sat up. "Ah, you're awake." The orange masked person said, earning a glare.

"Stop acting like a idiot if you are a Uchiha, BAKA."

"… Anyways, Pain said to report in." The taller said.

"God… " Deidara muttered as he yawned again and move to a comfortable position before reporting in.

"You're late." Pain's voice echoed around the cave. "Deidara senpai overslept." Tobi announced, causing the blond to puff up, ready to yell.

"So how's your mission going?" Kisame asked quickly before a explosion could occur. "I'm leader, Kisame. Not you." Pain said coldly and the shark man fell silent.

"Well, we met the kyuubi during our mission-" Tobi started, but was interrupted by Kisame.

"What?"

"Kisame," Itachi's voice said.

"…"

"As I was saying, we met the Kyuubi, but we got captured instead." Tobi finished, and everyone facepalmed, except Pain, who managed to suppress his urge to do the same as the rest. "Let me guess, Tobi screwed everything up." Hidan asked the irritated blond. "What do you think, hmm?" Deidara snapped, and Hidan rolled his eyes.

"So you two managed to bust yourselves out." White Zetsu siad.

"If they didn't why would they be here?" Black Zetsu answered.

"Deidara Senpai got injured though." Tobi said, and everyone looked at Deidara, who twitched.

"Explosion." Hidan warned.

"…TOBI!" The entire place shook, causing some rocks to crumble and fall.

"Jashin bless my fucking ears." Hidan complained while the others made annoyed sounds. Pain twitched.

"Senpai, if you keep exploding like that it's bad for your health-"

"Tobi, continue talking and I'll-"

"SHUT UP ALREADY!" Pain roared, losing his cool. Everyone went silent for fear he'll blow up like Deidara.

"That's new." Hidan commented. Pain glared at him as he cleared his throat.

"You two will continue on your mission assigned to you, which is to murder a feudal lord. Itachi and Kisame are the ones after the kyuubi, Dismissed." Pain said and all of them left the statue to return to wherever they left their bodies.

"C'mon, let's move. Idiot." Deidara said when he was back in his body. "Hai." Tobi said as he stood up to follow the blond out of the cave. The blond was still limping, but not as much as before. "Are you okay, Senpai? Can you walk? Do I have to carry you?" Yobi asked as the blonde turned a black face on him.

"You wanna die, hmm?"


The two soon arrived at a village. Tobi excused himself after after they rested in the inn for awhile. "Hurry up," Deidara said as Tobi left the room. The blonde walked into the bathroom, and after taking a look at his bloodied clothes, he decided to take a quick shower. The blond was just drying up when he saw someone staring at him.

"TOBI? GET OUT!" Deidara yelled as he immediately covered himself with a towel and chucked a soap bar at Tobi, who ducked and placed a handful of fabric on the table and left without a word, leaving a blonde who was rather red with embarrassment.

"What the hell was that?" Deidara growled when he appeared out of the toilet, dressed in the fabrics which turned out to be clothes. What Tobi did greatly reminded the blond the time he walked in on Sasori taking a bath, which resulted in him practically flying out of the toilet. This must be Sasori's way of revenge.

"Sorry senpai, I didn't know you were taking a bath." Tobi said as deidara glared at him. "Yeah, whatever," Pervert. Deidara added in his mind.

"So what time would we going to finish off the feudal lord?" The Uchiha asked the blond, who looked at him. "What do you think?"

"Now?" Deidara fell on his face.

"Okay, tonight?" he tried again.

"For god's sake, stop acting stupid!" Deidara yelled, throwing his hands up in exasperation. "I thought you preferred me as Tobi" Madara asked as he stopped acting stupid and annoying.

"Hell, no." Deidara turned away, just as Madara reached over to the bed and snatched a package up before throwing it to the blonde, who had managed to turn and catch it before it could hit his face. Shooting a glare at the other, the blond ripped off the wrapping to find two pouches that was similar to his old ones. To top it off, it was filled with clay when the blond unzipped it.

Oh. The promise. Deidara did not say anything as he placed the pouches around his waist. "You're forgiven," he said as he sat on the table. Madara stood up and walked over to the blonde, who raised a brow at him.

"Shut your eyes." The Uchiha instructed the blond, who stared at him before shutting his eyes, wondering what did he want. "Try anything funny and I'll kill you." Deidara warned with his eyes shut. There was no reply, but the blond knew Madara heard him.

There was a pause, before something pressed softly against the blond's lips. The blond's eyes snapped open and he frozed. As madara pulled away from the blonde , Deidara fell off the table in shock, banging the back of his head against the floor. Madara sweatdropped for a few seconds, before he pulled his mask back on as the blond struggled up, cheeks red.

Madara took one look at the blond and suddenly remembering he had clay now, the Uchiha opened the window and leapt out.

BOOM!


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