The ancient Egyptians used to play Yu-Gi-Oh! instead of conducting wars. Those were good times.

One day Thegirl's grandfather Zed was attending one of his cult meetings.

"Zardoz speaks to you!" said a giant stone head.

"I love this time of year." said Zed.

"The gun is good." said the stone head.

"The gun is good." everyone chanted.

"The penis is EVIL!"

"The penis is evil!" the crowd repeated.

"Go forth to the nearest comic shop and find me some Japanese yuri manga." said Zardoz vomiting guns.

"We hear and obey!"

"Hey Zed!" said Thegirl. "My buddy Langdon wants to learn THE CODE."

"Well I don't have the time right now, I need to get these dirty comic books back to my god. Ask me again some other time please." said the old man sorting through various firearms.

"Sorry gramps!" she replied, falling backward into the natural timeline. "Sorry Langdon, but I couldn't find anything out and my grampa died three years ago so..."

"Why can't we just do another flashback?" Langdon asked, but out of nowhere the chapter ended because longer chapters are too unstable.