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Terran Movie Night, August

The Lion, the witch and the Wardrobe (Earth date 2005 film)

"So Aslan, charrrracterrrr he herrrro of film…..corrrrrrect"? asked Lt M'Ress.

"Da, Da …correct," Chekov replied.

He still could not believe he had a date with the popular M'Ress. So far his luck with human women, was not going well. Maybe he would have a better chance with nonhuman females.

"And he King of, how you say…. Naneya ?" She continued with her interrogation.

Chekov wished she would stop speaking and just flick her long, soft fluffy tail at him as they relaxed in his quarters after the movie.

"Narneya" Chekov answered.

"Narrrrrrniya." M'Ress repeated, the R sound rolling from her Caitian tongue.

"And yet he leaves hueamens in charrrrrge of planet!" M'Ress voice raised in shock and disappointment.

Chekov did not see what the problem was, the film was an old one, based on ancient children's book that was still popular on Earth.

And he had chosen it!

M'Ress hissed, and rose from the seat. "Nonsssssssense, even for film crrrrrreated for human kittens! Zis mating rrrrritual is overrrrr!

The door to his quarters swished shut as the sound of the tall, sandy brown female stomped from his room, her tail wagging behind her. A feline sign of annoyance.

Chekov sighed as he considered another date ending in disappointment. He crossed over to where he kept his secret stash of Romulan ale. Maybe he should ask Ensign Gralla of Engineering for a date. Tellarites considered insults a compliment. So what could possibly go wrong?

Author's Notes – Lt M'Ress, Caitian character from TAS, she rolls her r's like a cat purring.

Hope I have Chekov's voice right