Hi! *Waves hand* I'm so sorry for the late update! But the teachers are putting on so much homework and tests on us befour trimester 3 starts! There so mean! Yeah so here is the chapter. I no own bf5.

"Okay dude this officially sucks" yelled Zoom. Zoom struggled to free from the cactus monster claws. "A.J kill this thing before it kills me!"

"I'm coming Zoom" yelled A.J. A.J manged to free his hand and reach into his pocket. He pulled out a butterfly knife (A/N-Butter fly knives reminds of the movie kick-Ass. Good times good time). "I'm so glad i brought this thing with me!" He took the knife and stabbed the monster. The monster screamed in pain and released A.J.

"Zoom i'm free" said A.J!

"That's great A.J" said Zoom. "Now get me down from here befour this thing eats me or something."

"Got it." A.J ran to the gear slammer and got in. He charged at the monster and crashed into its legs. The monsters legs blew apart and the monster fell. "Zoom were are you Zoom!" A.J started to get out of the gear slammer and walked over to the monsters body. A.J saw a bright orange hand sticking out from under the monster. "Zoom!" A.J ran over to the hand and pulled Zoom out. Zoom was unconscious and wasn't moving. "Zoom you have to be okay. Come on Zoom get up." Zoom still stood still. "Hes gone hes really gone." A.J grabbed the key and walked over to the gear slammer. He got into the gear slammer but as he did he saw Zoom laughing on the ground pointing at his sad face. "Your alive!"

"Hell yeah i am. I just tricked you into thinking i was dead."

"You son of a bitch" yelled A.J walking back to his car.

"Ah come on A.J you have to admit it was pretty funny" said Zoom running up to A.J.

"Yeah it was pretty funny." As they were walking they brushed past a cactus. The two's battle suits ripped. "Dude our suits! Our tats are showing."

"Shit" said Zoom. "What are we going to do?"

"Dont worry as long as Vert doesn't try to contact us to regroup will be okay."

"Zoom A.J were are you guys" asked Vert through the communicator?

"The world just hates me doesn't it" said A.J. "Hi vert hows it going. Yeah were just chilling. We found the key. Will be right over."

"Okay guys" said Vert.

"Okay dude now that your up lets make a plan. So we need to think of something to make sure Vert and tezz wont see our tats" said A.J.

"We should get in our rides. Drive through the portal. And drive to Mexico and live on burritos" said Zoom.

"Okay that's a good idea but how about we just tell him the truth. You know what that guy said telling the truth will never hurt us."

Zoom stood there still. "Your kidding me right? Were just going to tell him the truth!"

A.J nodded his head.

"fine man fine. But if we get sent off to get eaten by Kalus i'm blaming you" said Zoom.

"fine" replied A.J. "But we better get out of here before Vert has a spazz attack. "The two drove off awaiting the the pissed off Vert and Tezz."

Zoom-Why did you have to rip our battle suits!

Me-Because i wanted to! Now Vert and Tezz are going to get all pissed at you!

Zoom and A.J- :'(

Next chapter see what happens to Zoom and A.J. Oh and just to say sorry about the delay on assains. Please no mean reviews.