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Peggy pov

Dude camping with my new bff minnie has been so fun. But now it's time to return the kids I… found. There parents will probabaly come looking for them at some point if I don't send them back.

I got the girl scouts to pack there stuff and get ready to leave. This is so sad I have to obliviate them so thqt they don't remember about hogwarts.

"Alright girls I am legally required to erase your memory of my entire existence" I said casually. The girls looked at me confusedly.

"Do you need help with obliviating" minnie asked me concernedly.

"No thanks minnie I'm pretty good at it" I soad confidently.

"If you say so" minnie said skeptically.

I held up my wand at the first gorl and I was about to obliviate her when dumbledore came down the hallway! "Hey peggo there are people asking for you at the door" he said adultly.

"Who" I asked confusedly.

"Idk man but they seem pretty angry" he said neevously.

"They must be these kids parents here to pick them up" I said calmly.

"Why they mad tho" minnie asked wonderingly.

"Who knows it's not like I'm late to give them back or anything. We all agreed that I would take them back tuesday" I said rememberingly.

"THAT WAS 2 DAYS AGO" minnie said surprisedly.

"OH NEWSPAPER" I said inappropriately.

We ran as fast as we could to the fromt door. "WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER" a parent screamed parently.

"They're here don't worry" I said calmingly.

"Where is this" a parent asked confusedly.

"Um so it may or may not be a wizard school?" I explaoned helpfully. "Oh newspaper I wasn't supposed to tell you that. Now i have to erase all of your memories of being here or I could get arrested" I said truely.

I held up my wand and obliviated all of them then I obliviated the children. "Where are we" a parent asked confusedly. All of the other parents and the children looked around confusedly.

"Success" I said to minnie and I gave her a thumbs up. "now you guys can have your kids back"

"I don't have kids" a parent said confusedly.

"Yes you do" I said. All of the parents shook there heads. "No look these are your kids. Hey kids aren't these your parents" I asked desparately. All of the children shook there heads too. "Oops" I said mistakely.

"Peggy…" minnie said disappointedly. "I thought you said you were good at this."

"Um well" I saod nervously.

"What do we do with these muggles" minnie saod wizardly.

"Send them back home?" I offered helpfully.

"Ok we can do that but what about the kids" she asked concernedly.

"Uhhh" I said thinkingly. "Thry can go camping at hogwarts forever"

Mimnie just stared at me. "You know if i wasn't on vacation I would tell you how stupid that idea is. But since I am just do whatever" she walked away stressedly.

"CAMPING FOREVER" I said celebrationly. The children cheered. I sent the parents home. Or I guess they arent parents anymore.

"Ok now that your troop is here full time we should do normal girl scout troop stuff" I said troopleaderly.

"Like what" one of the girls asked.

"Like… uhh… selling girls scout coooookitz" I said excitedly.

"YEAH" all of the girls cheered cheerfully.

I went to dumbledores office to ask him where I should keep the girl scouts. "Hey dumblydore" I said greetingly.

"Hey peggy What's up" he said askingly.

"Um so funny story. You know those girl scouts that were camping with me. So they kinda need to stay here at hogwarts for the rest of their lives" I explaimed nervously.

"Um" dumbledore said umly. "I guess I could get them a room"

"Great thanks" I said gratefully and I left.

Later that day we were getting ready to hand out samples of girl scout cookies for everyone because beleive it or not wizards don't have gorl scout cookies so most people at hogwats haven't ever tasted girl scout cookies.

"Hey profesor snape do you want to try a girl scout cookei" I asked proffessionally.

"No" he said surely.

"Are you sure" I asked.

"Yes I'm sure" he said.

"Come on there good" I soad.

"Go away" snape said meanly.

"Just one" I said annoyingly.

"1000 poimts from Gryffindor" he said.

"That's not even my house" I saod.

"Well I can't take points from slytherin because I obviously favor them so just leave" he said. I decided to leave before he killed me or somethjng. On the way out I tripped and a bottle on one of the desks broke and spilled on the floor. The cookies fell into the potion.

"FIVE SECOND RULE" I said yololy. I picked up all the cookies and they were only slightly wet so I just blew them off and me and the girl scouts kept giving out cookies.

I spotted spot and race in the hallway. "Hi guys do you want cookies"

"Sure" race said. They each took one.

"Why is it wet" spot asked grossly.

"Eh who cares I love cookies" race said disgustingly. He took a bite.

"I'm good" spot said disgustedly. He put the cookie back on the plate. "Your disgusting" he said to race. Race didn't agknowledge him at all. "Uhh race?" Spot waved his hand in races face. He still didn't respond.

"Maybe following the five second rule after dropping cookies in a random potion is a bad idea" I said wisely.

"You think?" Spot said sarcastically. "What potion was it"

"Uhh let me think… I think it was veritaserum? It was either that or poison or it might have also been fire breathing potion. I'm not really sure" I said mistakely.

"Ok well he's not dead yet or breathing fire so I guess it was veritaserum" spot said smartly.

Race started to talk about stuff quickly. "I haven't showered in 3 weeks. I have a tatoo on my left butt cheek of kermit the frog. I'm actually a death eater on polyjuice potion and all of the other death eaters are disguysed here too. I actually like the emoji movie but I pertend I don't because everyone judges me. I wrote my immortal."

an: plot twisttttttt