Okay new chappie! Just a couple of things. 1. I AM NO LONGER ACCEPTING OC's! Just need to be clear. 2. I am now using groups for every chapter. Unless I need a character for the plot. Please do not get upset over this! 3. Please check out my other story! It needs some love and suggestions so it can grow properly.
Group 1- Anubis, Eos, Muse, Bolt (Oh yes I did)
Group 2- Rio, Dark, Xiaolung, Ixchel
Group 3- Cloak, Naughtia, Kiyuga, Skye
Now that this long A/N is over, ENJOY!
The Seafloor Palace
In the wee hours of the morning, the Goddess of Light stood by the door looking anxious. She had gotten a text before going to bed saying that the stuff would be dropped off at 2:30 a.m.
She now was waiting by the palace entrance. She also had relieved all the guards of their duty. Nothing was left to chance. The only thing she didn't expect was a traitor.
When there was a knock at the door, Palutena opened it in an instant. A god was there smiling evilly at her.
"Do you have the stuff?" Palutena asked.
"Of course," said the flaming black god, "Are you sure they won't know?"
"Of course," she answered back evenly. The god handed her the 6-pack of Brawndo and in return she gave him 10,000 hearts. Those hearts were offered up today by Pit.
"Whenever you need more, you know where to find me," said the god.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," the Goddess said quickly as she waved him off. She shut the door.
Little did she know, the same god who gave her the Brawndo had informed his angel of the action. Said angel was seething in a balcony from above. The angel had seen everything. And it wanted revenge.
Dark and Rio exited their rooms with their eyes glued to their iPhones. It was 10:00 a.m. and they were getting up to prepare for the mission. They slammed into a pillar, but kept walking without looking up.
"What level are you on?" Dark asked her sister not looking up from her game of Angry Birds. Rio smiled deviously.
"5-16," she said.
"DAMN IT!" she cried. Dark tackled Rio and they began fighting.
Exo and Pit were watching from the breakfast table.
"This was a bad idea," Exo said quietly as he watched similar fights happen around the room.
"Giving everyone iPhones. That sounded good then. But we forgot that we have some extremely competitive angels," Pit answered. The room looked like a Hewdraw convention.
"Yeah," Exo said as he used a giant magnet to take away the iPhones. Everyone turned and hissed at him.
"Oh shit," he said.
"He did it, not me," Pit said quickly. Palutena entered the room, twitching a little.
"Good morning," Palutena said cheerfully. Everyone lost their anger. A good morning from the Goddess of Light does that to you. She put some bread in a toaster.
"Today's mission will be fun. We're going to the beach!" she half-lied.
"HOORAY!"
"We will fulfill Muse's favor and get the key to the underworld."
"BOO!"
Exo had explained Muse's favor and getting the key sounded like work.
"We also have a new way of doing things around here," Palutena continued, "I got an order from a higher being to use groups."
"What being is higher than you?" Pit asked.
"Umm… the groups are as followed," Palutena said nervously.
"But-," Pit tried.
Group 1 is Anubis, Eos, and Muse. There's a note that says 'Oh yes I did.' Hmm," Palutena announced.
Muse sighed and Eos cackled.
"Umm… yes well. Group 2 is Rio, Dark, Xiaolung, and Ixchel. That sounds normal enough."
Rio and Dark high-fived. Xiaolung looked relieved. Ixchel smiled at his group.
"Group 3 is Naughtia, Kiyuga, and Skye."
Naughtia looked at the two and maintained a blank face. Kiyuga sighed and rolled his eyes. Skye smiled at the others and then saw their expressions.
"What about us?" Exo and Pit asked.
"The higher being said, 'You will go everyday on every mission unless an 'unfortunate' accident were to occur.' Oh my," Palutena said, paling.
"Umm… is there a temple to pray to this higher being?" Pit asked.
"Oh yes. You simply go to , go to his stories, and click revie-," Palutena said before she was cut off by an arrow shooting down before her feet. There was a note attached. Exo read it aloud.
"'Stop breaking the Fourth Wall.'," Exo read. The last few seconds were erased from their minds.
"Umm… What was I saying? Oh yeah! Today is a group 1 day! Gear up and meet at the door," Palutena announced.
Eos grabbed her Aquarius Blade. She cackled and flew out the door. Exo and Pit ran next 'Woohoo!-ing' all the way. Muse smiled and stood there for a few seconds.
"I'm coming, Anubis!" she whispered to no one in particular. She took off and followed the rest of her group.
"Oh guys, I almost forgot! How intense do you want your souls today?" Palutena asked casually.
"Ummm… 7 please," Pit said as if asking for an ice cream flavor.
"Ooh, feeling risky aren't we?"
"Well, we gotta step up if we wanna defeat Medusa," Muse explained.
"Good point. For today's mission we are going to take out another one of Medusa's commanders, Tanatos, God of Death."
"Have I met him before?" Pit asked.
"He was one of the snakes on Medusa's head when your fought her the first time," Palutena answered, "He's quite the chameleon."
"I guess he's very fashionable. Anyway, being the God of Death must mean he's big in the underworld," Exo reasoned.
"He has a key that lets you enter the underworld. He is also leading Medusa's invasion of the sea," Palutena told them.
"HA!" Rio yelled in their minds as an arrow sniped another Souflee.
"Nice shot. But back to the mission. How are we supposed to fight in the sea?" Pit asked his goddess.
"Just use your gills. How good are you guys at branchial respiration?"
"Oh I'm good. I minored at branchial respiration," Pit bragged.
"Umm… Rio?" Muse asked.
"Branchial Respiration- the gas exchange in gills… You guys are screwed!" Rio defined.
"You're insane!" Pit cried.
"Okay, then hold your breath," Palutena said nonchalantly, "For about two hours."
"YOU ARE INSANE!" Exo yelled, "Wait I smell the sea."
"You are kidding, right?" Eos asked, actually getting worried.
"Watch and learn," Palutena said in a sing-song voice, "Dum dah dah da!"
The ocean before them parted so they could see the bottom.
"Oh my goddess, you're Moses!" Exo cried. The others laughed and they headed down.
"This is amazing!" Muse said.
"Yeah… right," Palutena said nervously.
"Wait just a moment there, Lassie," a deep voice said suddenly. The angels looked around for the source of the voice as they weaved through coral and rock.
"Oh, Lord Poseidon… how nice," Palutena said quietly.
"Shame on you, Palutena. A lady doesn't lie," Poseidon reprimanded. His image appeared in a holographic form on the water walls. He wore a blue and gold toga, a gold crown, and had a huge white beard.
"Can't a goddess have some fun?"
"So Palutena didn't part the sea?" Eos asked.
"'Twas my doing, silly angels," Poseidon answered.
"To pull off an attack on the Seafloor Palace, I went to Poseidon, the Sea God," Palutena reasoned. The angels dodged some falling Shulms and some Gyrazer's fire.
"Makes sense," Muse said as she took out a commyloose.
"I wouldn't let anyone part my ocean," Poseidon grumbled, "In fact, I have half a mind to put it back together!"
"No, please!" Exo begged.
"Yeah, don't do that!" Pit agreed.
They rose a little bit.
"We're going deeper now," Palutena informed the group. The angels shot down. They passed a few comatoses.
"Despite your mischievous ways, you should know that you have Cloak and I's full support," Poseidon said.
"Cloak?" Muse asked.
"I thought I'd send my angel in to help you lot," Poseidon said, smiling. Suddenly, a blue spotlight abductor beam shot down. Sea spray twisted in a spiral around it. A male angel flew out of it.
He had light blue wings, a blue tunic, shaggy brown hair, and a black metal headband with the sign of Poseidon on it. He had a scabbard with the Aquarius Blade in it. He also had Hedgehog Claws on. He noticed everyone's stares.
"'Sup, dudes."
"This is Cloak. I already gave him special attack pearls. Also, he has the ability to slip by unseen, hence his name," Poseidon introduced.
"Thanks, sir," Cloak said when Poseidon was finished.
"You'll be in Palutena's care until this war is over. I only ask one thing. Please don't screw this up," Poseidon instructed.
"Yes, sir," Cloak answered happily.
"It's bad enough that the underworld is full of evil," Poseidon lectured, "Extending their territory to land and sea is unacceptable! As the Goddess of Light, it falls as your duty to stop them. I have full faith in you.
"You have my word," Palutena promised.
"And ours," the angels chimed in.
They came upon some ruins scattered across the bottom.
"I guess this used to be a city?" Muse asked.
"Yes, but I sank it long ago," Poseidon answered, casually.
"Sank it? That sounds a tad extreme," Muse commented.
"It doesn't sound extreme," Eos answered with a creepy smile.
"Humans think they are better than the gods at some point. They have to be put in place," Poseidon justified.
"Whoa, the coral is so pretty!" Exo said in awe.
"Watch out, bro, or you'll end up like that dude," Cloak said pointing at Pit who was covered in spikey coral bits and twitching.
Suddenly, the dark sandy bottom appeared out of the darkness.
"We've reached the bottom. The Seafloor Palace is only a little farther," Palutena informed the angels.
"From there we'll defeat Tanatos and take his key to the underworld," she continued.
The group shot at Monoeyes that were surfing on Monoliths. Suddenly, a pristine white castle with four wings anchored to the bottom appeared out of the gloom.
"There is the Seafloor Palace," Palutena said.
"Doesn't look to seafloory," Exo commented.
"I'm closing up the sea now," Poseidon said, "It should get rid of any underworld stragglers."
"Just give us a few more moments, sir," Cloak asked pleadingly.
"Please! I'm not wearing a life vest!" Pit begged as they quickly flew into the palace. The sea closed behind them. They never noticed the dark storm clouds. THUNDER clouds.
"We can easily turn the new one since he has no bond yet," the spy told his Mistress.
"We'll wait for them to take out Thanatos, as per Mistress Viridi's orders," she answered.
"Of course… for Mistress Viridi," said the spy sarcastically.
"Don't do that, Bolt. She already dislikes you. She is considering you as a perpetual for her To-kill List," the spy's Mistress told him.
"I don't care. Let's just get ready to snatch him up later," the spy said. They disappeared in a clap of thunder.
MIDSTAGE PROGRESS
Intensity: 7.0
Score: Wtf?
Enemies PWNED: more than what should be allowed in the universe.
Hearts Acquired: OVER 9000!
The angels landed in a large room with two small pools of water, two large staircases that led to a big door, and a ton of enemies.
"The sea is closed now," Palutena announced.
"My work here is done. Good luck to you all," Poseidon said.
After they wiped the floor with the underworlders, they chowed down on some apples, grapes, and melons.
"Oh goody- guests! Protecting an impregnable fortress can get awfully lonely," said a dumb voice.
"Is that you, Tanatos?" Palutena asked.
"Actually, it's Thanatos, now! The new 'H' is for HAMAZING!" Thanatos explained.
"Have we met before?" Pit asked.
"Only in a short video that has not related to the actual plot of Kid Icarus Uprising, so we haven't," Thanatos said casually.
"Umm… okay."
"You know we've destroyed all the other commanders, Thanatos. Just give us the key and we won't be forced to harm you," Muse said diplomatically.
"Yeah, bro," Cloak agreed.
They climbed the stairs and entered the next room. It had two ledges and was filled with Armins. I think…
"Impatient I see. But since you've come all this way, wouldn't you just like to stay and catch a bit? Please oh pretty please!" Thanatos said, dodging the command.
"So you're not going to give us the key?" Exo asked.
"No need to get all huffy, now," Thanatos said, "I'll have you know that I prefer honey much more than vinegar. I also prefer witty repartee to any sort of condiment or dressing!"
"Uhhh… Rio?" Pit asked.
"Repartee- quick replies or retorts in a sparring fashion," Rio said through chews of some food.
"Wow, I didn't know you were still there," Pit said, "What are you eating?"
"I wasn't exactly 'here'. I was eating this Panini *chew chew* and watching TV when I heard my name coming from the emergency *swallow* control tower. Dang, that Panini was good," Rio answered.
"I'm here too!" Dark said.
"We only needed the definition. Bye," Exo said cutting them short.
"BYE!"
"Anyway, this is getting us nowhere. We're here to find where Medusa is," Pit said in exasperation.
"Yeah, Thanatos is Medusa's second in command. That's also why he has the only key to the underworld," Palutena explained.
"Key? What key? I don't have a key! I don't know what you're talking about!" Thanatos lied.
"Oh well, I guess we have to go home and forget about what's his face," Eos said.
"NO!" Muse shouted.
"How did this nutjob get to be second-in-command, ma'am?" Cloak asked Palutena while destroying a shemun pot.
"I don't know. Maybe it was drawing sticks?" Exo answered for her.
"HELLO? It's rude to exclude!" Thanatos declared.
"If he won't give us the key, then we'll have to take it from him," Pit surmised.
"We have to attack soon, so let's get a move on. It's only a little way, so let's move," Palutena ordered.
"Can you hear me? I would like to be part of this conversation!" Thanatos complained.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" the angels yelled.
"Me?! But you've been talking for this whole story!" Thanatos said indignantly. An arrow hit Thanatos right between the eyes. I smiled at my aim.
These grind rails run parallel to each other, so you can hop between them to dodge obstacles," Palutena told them as they found an icy cave with three grind rails in it. They all went on two seconds apart so they wouldn't jump into each other if they switched rails.
"Incoming shocky things," Palutena warned. They angels switched onto the middle on two dodge the first set. They kept switching until a hole appeared up ahead.
"Wait is that a hole?" Pit said before they fell in.
"Oh shit," said the other angels. They fell in and landed safely on a circular platform. The platform was surrounded by shallow water that was being pulled towards gaping black holes.
"Try not to fall," Palutena advised, "It makes us all look bad. And it somehow hurts you."
They made their way around the holes and to the exit, despite the strong current. The next room was a platform that rose up and came out into… the entrance room.
"Weren't we here before?" Muse asked.
"Yeah, ma'am, it looks like we went in circles," Cloak agreed.
"Yes, but there's good news. A new path has appeared," Palutena informed the group.
The angels turned and saw a floating path to a floating door. Exo saw another thing out of the corner of his eye. He turned and fired at the 'Squishy'. It was utterly destroyed.
"Okay?" Pit said in a questioning tone.
They entered another room to find it coated in ice.
"Whoa!" Pit yelled as he tried to regain his balance. He turned around to see if that would help. When he did turn he yelped and slipped. He lay on the ground looking up at the piercing eyes until he heard laughter. Cloak moved the eyes away from his face, put the Eye Track Orbitars away, and helped Pit up.
"Where did you get those?" Pit asked angrily.
"I got them from this small chest, bro," Cloak explained.
"But I never saw you- oh, right," Pit concluded. He turned around to see an angry snowman. This wasn't a normal three balls of snow snowman. It was a ten foot tall, blue, lanky, zombie like being that blew a freezing wind that did just that.
After they thawed Pit, Thanatos had recovered from my arrow.
"Isn't skating fun?" he asked the group as they slid into walls and snowmen.
"I wish my domain had an ice rink?" Palutena said wistfully.
"Yeah… It's… really great, ma'am," Cloak said after he slammed into a wall.
After defeating all of the Snowmen, the purple fire that covered the door dissipated. The next room was another elevator. It rose up.
"An elevator! Well, that's convenient," Pit said.
"Dude, this is like the third one we've encountered," Cloak said.
"Going up," Palutena said, "Now approaching the second floor."
"This is annoying," Eos muttered.
"Now approaching the third floor," Thanatos announced. Everyone ignored the annoying god and walked down a small corridor.
"Are you guys ignoring me?" Thanatos inquired. Heheh fancy word.
The group shared some apples, meat, and cake. Pit ran in the next room and the others followed. Pit saw some Snowmen and a rock with explosives attached to it. Pit's first instinct was to shoot the rock. Everyone was blown back by the explosion.
"Ugh, I hate your dumbassness," Exo told Pit as they exited the room. The enemies had been wiped out by the rock.
The next room was a path blocked by a Shelbo. After they shot the crap out of it, they noticed some hamburgers off to a side. They jumped down from the path and grabbed the food. Suddenly, some strange furry thing with burly arms jumped down from above.
"That's a Pluton! It will try to steal those Eyetrack Orbitars. If it does, kill it to get them back before it escapes," Palutena warned.
They quickly dispatched the enemy and used a trampoline to get back on the path. They ran a little farther when they found a treasure box. When Exo got near it, it grew legs and kicked him in the face repeatedly.
"What the heck?!" Exo groaned from the ground.
"Everyone concentrated their fire on it. The Mimicutie started to spin around with one leg out. It took out everyone.
"Ugh, Lady Palutena, what is that?"
"Oh, I wish Anubis was here."
"I will feast on that creature's blood!"
"Dude, that thing needs to go."
They all blasted it again and it exploded. They walked forward when they saw another chest. Pit went to grab it because he saw it therefore he needed to open it. He apparently forgot about what happened three seconds ago. The trapdoor opened up and he fell down three stories.
"That's what you get for being a dumbass!" Eos yelled down to him. The others slowly flew down to him.
They dragged Pit along because he had broken his legs from the fall.
When they entered the next corridor, there was a path to the left and an intensity gate to the right.
Exo nodded at Muse and signaled Pit who had already explained the plan to Cloak.
Pit and Cloak held Eos back. She started to shriek and fight back. Exo and Muse walked up to the intensity gate. It was clearly an intensity four gate but it was drawn over in permanent marker to look like an intensity nine gate.
Exo rolled his eyes and stepped towards the gate. It opened and he beckoned for Muse to follow. He saluted Pit and Cloak as he followed Muse in.
They slid down an icy hill and shot some weird ice monsters that generated ice storms. There was a chest in the center of the room. Exo went up to it and opened it Link-style. Do-do-da-du-do-do-da-du-do-do-da-du-do-do-da-du-do-do-da-du-do-do-da-du DAH-DA-DAH-DAH!
"You got Anubis! He's a boy angel/god of death with tan skin, black wings, a gray T-shirt and jeans, and has Raptor Claws as his weapon!" Mars said in his mind.
Exo put Anubis down in front of Muse and they hugged.
"Aww! I think I might throw-up," Mars said.
Muse and Exo filled Anubis in on the story.
"Wait a second! You left those two with Eos?!" Anubis asked.
"Oh my Goddess," Muse and Exo said. The three dashed back to the entrance. They found Pit and Cloak splattered against the floor with Eos cackling and holding their heads. Just kidding. They were sitting around playing poker.
Eos cackled as she won. But then she saw Anubis. She stood up and casually took out a knife to examine. She looked like she was looking for her reflection in the blade.
"Hello, brother dear. Did you have fun with Thanatos?" she asked.
"You set me up!" Anubis accused.
"I did no such thing," Eos lied.
"I'm gonna-," Anubis started.
"Whatever you're going to do, you don't have to. I already beat her butt in a Light vs. Dark battle," Muse told her brother proudly.
"Oh, guys, I almost forgot. *fake sniff* Poseidon t-t-told me that T-triton's funeral, after his completely unforeseen demise, will be t-this weekend. They still don't know whom or w-w-what caused his…his… *fake crying*," Eos stuttered.
That was the last straw for Anubis. Suddenly, The Soul's Guide appeared in his hands. Eos gave a feeble 'Eep!' and Palutena abducted her before violence could occur.
Anubis sighed and the sword disappeared.
"Let's… get going," Anubis said. The group slowly turned and moved on. They ran past some gigantic commyloosi. They quickly turned around and blasted it.
In the next room, there was a variety of enemies. First came a pair of Tortolunks. They spun threw the group, knocking random angels aside. After they were taken care of, a giant turtle shell with arms and legs came down.
"That's a Vakloom! It will absorb your attacks and fire them back at you. Be careful," Palutena warned.
That was, of course, after they had all shot at it. When Anubis finally recovered, he sat up and saw the rest in a dazed state. He also saw that the Vakloom was hanging out of its shell, exhausted. Anubis shot his Raptor Claws and the Vakloom was diced up.
The others had recovered and gotten up. Suddenly they were surrounded by strange cobra snakes. A big battle ensued. Anubis and Cloak had beat their small snakes or Ziks as they are called. They teamed up to fight a big snake but it… ran away?
Anubis and Cloak looked at each other and shrugged. They blasted the big snake, a Zak, and all the smaller snakes panicked when their leader died. The fight was over and another elevator appeared.
When they piled on, the platform rose up and started moving horizontally.
"A moving platform?" Pit asked.
"Stay on it," Palutena commanded.
"Let me jazz things up a bit," Thanatos said as walls, enemies, and obstacles appeared.
The angels ran around the walls while staying on the platform. They flew over an icy wind trap while carrying Pit. Finally, they ran up a small flight of stairs to dodge a wall and grab some treasure. They then reached the other side of the chasm.
"Keep on trooping, little troopers!" Thanatos cheered.
"I'm curious about something, Thanatos," Palutena said.
"Yeeeeeessss?"
"You are the God of Death, right?" Palutena asked. Anubis appeared to be grinding his teeth.
"And if the underworld is the Land of the Dead, why don't you outrank Medusa?"
"Well, I don't want to work overtime, the pay is horrible, and there isn't any coffee breaks."
"Maybe you not having coffee is a good thing," Exo said with a smirk.
"You're avoiding my question," Palutena persisted.
"You're… breaking… up *crackle*," Thanatos said haltingly.
"He's crumpling paper up," Mars said in Exo's mind.
"I don't know if he's just being weird or if he's just stupid," Exo said.
They stepped on a teleporter and ended up on the other side of the trap door that broke Pit's legs. Thankfully, Exo used Health Recovery on him so he was better now.
They looted the chest that had baited Pit and stepped on another teleporter. Exo looked at the item he had gotten from the chest.
"What the hell does this thing do?" he asked everyone. He got a lot of shrugs in reply.
They came out into the room before Thanatos. Some enemies tried to ambush them. Exo used his 'Atlas Foot'. A giant black fiery foot crashed in from some clouds that appeared.
They enemies were destroyed.
"That felt good," Mars said.
"Thanatos is in the next room," Palutena informed the group.
"Oh goody, let us get to the butt-kicking," Anubis said in a voice like Thanatos'.
They all chugged a Drink of the Gods. They entered the next room.
Thanatos floated down from above in a reclining position.
"Oogh, I must have dozed off," Thanatos said while stretching. Thanatos was a giant fat green man, with x-eyes and a clown like smile. He had a purple bib-like cloth, some pantaloons, and a strange black thorn plants on his back. He also had a bobble head skull on his head.
"Heroes always arrive late!" Pit cheered. Everyone stared at him.
"Weak, bro."
"Charge," the heroes yelled.
"Thanatos is a skilled chameleon. He can change his form. Don't be taken off guard by this," Palutena warned.
A few seconds later, Thanatos transformed into a giant foot.
"A foot?" Muse asked.
The foot did the same amount of damage that the 'Atlas Foot' did. The angels were blown back.
"I had to ask," Muse muttered. Anubis patted her on the back. They stayed a safe distance away now. Soon, Thanatos transformed again. This time it was an urn.
"I'm just gonna take a nap. Your attacks are useless by the way," Thanatos informed them.
The urn started shooting out red and white skulls.
"There's got to be a way… Aha! Hit the white skulls back," Palutena ordered.
"The red ones explode," Exo moaned from the ground.
They sent volley after volley of white skulls back to the urn until Thanatos transformed into a bat. They all shot him so he decided that being a bat was a bad idea.
He transformed into what looked like a Magnus club with multiple spears floating around it. Pit ducked as a spear aimed for his head. He ducked again when the Magnus club took a shot at him. It clanged against the spear that was stuck in the ground behind Pit. The spear broke and the sword vibrated wildly. The other seraphim saw this and taunted the spears so they would land in the same fashion. Soon there were many broken spears and Thanatos transformed back to normal.
They dodged his purple fire and purple fire dragon. They fired at Thanatos. The enemy commander collapsed. Exo and Pit nodded at Anubis.
Anubis walked up to Thanatos.
"I have one thing to say to you before I kill you," Anubis said with a smirk.
"Oh? And what's that?" Thanatos panted out.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Anubis screamed as he clawed him. Thanatos cried out in pain.
"FAREWELL!" he screamed as he shrank and disappeared.
A small purple gem popped out of the spot Thanatos disappeared on. Anubis picked it up.
"Well played," Exo said with a smile.
"Is this the key to the underworld?" Anubis asked.
"Yup. Now let's get you outta there. We have a beach party to celebrate!" Palutena cheered.
"YAY!"
They all returned to the palace which had warped to the beach now.
Okay, I don't want to do this, but I feel obligated…
I'm so sorry I haven't been updating a lot! I have gotten writer's block, which is an excuse for laziness, soccer practice and training has started, and I'm taking a summer test prep course. I blame myself. On the other hand, this is my first story. Please go easy on me. I know this time was my fault. I'm going to write a lot more now.
Phew, done that, thank God. ANYWAY, I basically have introduced all the OC's, I've gotten some good suggestions, and I have awesome reviewers. YAY! I'm gonna write the next chappie of the log now. It'll be ready by tomorrow night, I PROMISE!
Until then… I CAN SWING MAH SWORD, SWORD! And… Keep readin'!
