I don't own Star Wars, any of the characters, or the song on which this was based... George Lucas owns the first, and someone else owns the second.


Kiss My Wookiee

You fly in to the system, with your SSD
That overlarge destroyer vapes a colony
You've shown you're big
You've shown you're tough
Now I have come to say
We've had enough…

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy…

You hang out with that Melvar
He's blander then can be
He's not as smart as you are
But his nails are so pointy…

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy…

Your ship is Iron Fist
A Super –Class SD
You last volley just missed
Was it even aimed at me?

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy…

My Wraiths are really sneaky
They infiltrate your ranks
They may seem kinda geeky
But I owe them many thanks…

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy…

Your ship is blowing up now
Your businesses all vaped
You are in an escape pod
You'll fight another day…

Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy
Kiss my Wookiee,
Kiss kiss my Wookiee, Zsinjy…