"Hello there, my good friends" the puppet said all creepy and stuff

The puppet, from the information around the pizzeria, doesn't have the sort of cred you'd expect, not only is he feared by most who have taken the night shift, but he even sort of creeps out the animatronics working there.

Foxy replied hesitantly "Oh, hey t-there buddy, I don't think we've talked in about..."

"Three months, 2 weeks, 39 minutes and 12 seconds" the puppet replied with abnormal speed

"Yeah buddy, that's great... Well, me and my friend here were just about to talk about... Stuff..."

"Oh really? Then why hasn't your little friend told you why he even came here?"

"How do you know about that? You salty scalawag!" Mister krabs said, angry and confused

"Oh, don't worry about it, I know a lot of things..."

"Well, I'm positive my good pal mister k would be happy to tell me what brought him to our lovely restaurant... At midnight... On a bicycle..."

Because of the crazy antics they had just ensued, at a speed that seemed admittedly rushed, not only did our crustacean at hand never have the chance to finish what he started, or that he never even acknowledged the fact he had to dismantle foxy. Just the fact he had become good friends with an enemy he hadn't even made yet, made him rethink his whole plan in general...

" As matter of fact, I'd rather be talking to foxy alone, not with a haunted toothpick in a dollar store Halloween mask!" Mister krabs said, stalling as long as possible; he knew the clingy poltergeist wouldn't leave them alone, so he was prepared for anything.

"Sure, I'm fine with that, but I'd still have to kill you either way." The puppet said, turning the tables on the whole conversation

"I'm sorry, what?" Foxy said, as sudden waves of shock went through the two red heroes.

"I shall give the two of you two choices, the first choice, you stay with me and we can make friendship bracelets..."

"Pass" foxy and mister krabs said

"And now... The next choice, sing a song, about how great it is to be sick bros with each other"

"Both of those options sound stupid" the duo replied

"YOU DARE DEFY ME" the puppet shrieked

"Okay fine, sheesh" foxy said

" we'll take the second choice then" mister krabs said as they nodded to each other.

" A hilarious choice my friend, go on..."

~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh~

Just before mister krabs could continue his amazing duet shanty about the importance of friendship, foxy quickly ran around the puppet, while being completely absorbed in the oncoming musical, foxy had enough time to snap the puppets neck, killing him instantly...somehow.

"Aw, I really wanted to do a musical" mister krabs said

"Well, we can't always get what we want, now can we krabs?"

Foxy then paused for a few seconds

"Okay, I'm almost positive no ones at our throats rights now, so why don't we talk about the reason why you're here?"

"Ye be right foxy, it's time I tell you... THE TRUTH"