She won't let me listen! Dammit all!

Chapter 8: She asked him do you love me?

"I can't believe you brought the wrong girl! You idiot! I am the great Orochimaru! Bow to me peasants! Muhahaha!"

Out of no where a giant kabob stick appeared out of no where and Orochimaru stuck it through Kabuto's stomach, throwing fruit and vegetables on it, roasting him alive and then ate him whole. He then turned to where San sat gagged and tied up in the corner. He then walked up to her and ungagged her.

"You're disgusting."

"That's nice your free to go now… oh and take a balloon, and remember, vote Orochimaru for the world's most evil man!"

San just shook her head, grabbed a balloon and proceeded home. When she got home things were definitely not normal. Jiriya had blown up and Tsunade was baking muffins out of his body parts, Neji was doing the swan lake ballet in Lee's outfit, Lee was trying to eat his foot, Tenten was running around laughing manically cutting everyone's hair off, Kakashi and Gai were making out, Ino and Sakura were in a dumpster hugging each other, Nina was painting everyone's faces while they slept, the Akatsuki were performing riverdance (Irish dancing) with Orochimaru and his band of lankies, Hinata's head blew up, Naruto melted, Sasuke turned into a tree, and everyone else was laying dead on the ground.

.:In reality:.

San sat bolt right up in bed, she ripped back the covers and grabbed her coat, she then ran down the street and barged into Sasuke's house, she couldn't sleep and she knew that he'd help her. She ran up the stairs of his house until she saw his bedroom door, without even knocking she barged in, she quickly, but quietly ran over to his bed and whispered harshly into his ear for him to wake up. Sasuke woke with a start we gasped and grabbed the covers to conceal his bare chest. Without even comprehending what was wrong he embraced San as he saw her crying. He didn't know how long they stayed in that position for but he did know one thing, for some reason he didn't want to let her go. He gently kissed her forehead and spoke to he softly, "Sssh, little one, its all right sssh…" he soothed her until she fell asleep in his arms. It was quite a misguiding picture too, him in nothing but his sleep pants, her in silk pj's. A few hours passed and finally it was morning, Sasuke was the first to wake up, he remembered waking up and seeing what he thought to be an angel in his arms, she truly was a gorgeous being, he wanted her as his own, he realized it now, even though he never really spoke to her out in the open and when he did no on was around, he had developed feelings for her, he showed a certain kindness to her he hadn't shown anyone else, he knew what to do, he'd give her a Tac'tal, he wouldn't tell her, but he'd give her one, just like Neji gave Nina, whoever Nina is.

Suddenly Sasuke felt San start to stir in his arms, then she opened her eyes and looked up at him, a soft pink blush accenting her cheeks.

"Sasuke can I ask you a question?"

"Yes."

"Do you think I'm pretty?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"If I left would you cry?"

"No."

"Oh, I see," San then made a move for the door, but was stopped when Sasuke grabbed her hand; she stopped to listen but did not turn around.

"You're not pretty, you're beautiful; I don't want you, I need you; and I wouldn't cry if you left, I would die…"

"Do you mean that Sasuke?"

"Every word."

"One more question?"

"Sure."

"Do you love me?"

"No."

San's face fell, her heart seemed to go pummelling through the floor until she felt him tilt her chin up.

" I do not love you, I adore you; you complete my very life and heart, without you I would be ash in a dead man's mouth… without you I would not be alive," Sasuke finished off his little monologue be giving her a soft kiss, but instead she kissed him back, tears running down her face as she ran her fingers through his hair, she understood now, he loved her, and she loved him, she didn't need a fortune teller to tell her that, she knew it clearly; but they both knew, San wasn't going to admit that she loved him or that they were probably going out in public for at least a month or two… maybe he could ask her about the Tac'tal.

With Sin

Sin shakily raised her hand up to press the door bell, it was presently 2:30 am, and she was starving, she finally got the courage to press the door bell and did, she waited patiently for the one she was waiting for to come to the door, when she was suddenly brought of her thoughts when the door swung open to show a messy blond haired fox-boy. He frowned at how much she resembled Hinata; all she did was fidget with her shirt. He recognized her almost immediately; ever since he met her, he couldn't seem to forget her, and he just couldn't get her out of his head… he had even dumped Hinata for her, why he did not know, though. What was he going to do? Why was she here? He just muffled a hello and asked her what she wanted.

"Um… I'm sorry to bother you but… I'm kind of hungry and… I kinda don't know how to cook ramen…" as she spoke Sin lifted the container of beef ramen up to show him what she meant.

"Ah, yes and why didn't you just go to ichiraku?"

"Um, cause they're closed."

"Ah, yes well wouldn't that do it," he murmured under his breath as he blushed, "Well do come in," he said as he gestured behind her to his extremely messy apartment. He watched as she slid passed him, her slender body gently brushing past him. He could feel all of her curves gently folding into him… which is when he felt something running out of his nose. He had gotten a nose bleed in front of a girl, that isn't Hinata… odd. Before she could notice he quickly ran into the bathroom shouting a, 'I'll be right back!' over his shoulder. Sin could only nod, What the heck? What's wrong with him? So she just shrugged it off and sat down on the couch. About fifteen minutes later Naruto finally came back in sniffling.

"Naruto-san? Were you crying?" she asked a look of concern on her face.

"Huh? Oh, no and what's with the formality? Aren't I your friend?"

"Of course, I just didn't want to offend you by calling you anything bad… Naruto-kun."

"It's okay, and actually tell you the truth I'm allergic to toilet paper and that's why I was sniffling."

"Uh…"

"I use Kleenex."

"Oh okay… now can we make the ramen?"

"Huh? Oh sure."

End Chapter

I'm sorry it's so short, and yes I realise the parings are a bit rushed but they kinda half to be other wise I can't start the plot and that wouldn't be very good… well I gotta go! See ya!

CH