West Coast Wackiness
To Wizard1: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PUT THAT SEQUEL UP!!!!!!!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Sparky Genocide: Well, Tusk doesn't like being an Acolyte. That's why he's acting the way he is. Hank acting like a nun when drunk on sacramental wine, huh? Well, I did have a similar idea...
To RogueFanKC: Blast Radius is perfect, alright? Insanity abounds around him. He;s a lush, and as smart (or smarter) as many humans.
To Red Witch: Well, here's what I plan to do next! Enjoy! I hope you like the madness!
To Metal Dragon1: Glad you liked my description of Blast Radius. Glad you also liked the Kelly and Duncan torture. Everybody loves the torture. I figured it was appropriate for a monkey as smart as BR to know sign language. I figured you'd like seeing a monkey blow stuff up.
Chapter 8: Of Manuscripts and Confrontations!
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(Xavier Institute)
"WHOO-HOO!!!!!" Ace Starr whooped as he ran in the door. "It arrived!"
"What?" The gang gathered up at the door. Ace, with his fanged grin, produced what looked like a manuscript.
"John finished his book! Pyro finished it!" Ace opened it to the first page. "To Ace, whose letters helped with material. To the Misfits, my family, my friends, my muses." He read the dedication. He handed the manuscript to Scott.
"Moonlight Metal." Scott read the title. Ace laughed.
"Yeah, it's the story of a vampire queen who lusts after a rock musician." Ace replied.
"I think I can guess who the rock musician is based on." Paige giggled, looking at Ace. Ace bowed.
"Naturally." Ace laughed. Scott opened to a random page.
"Marlena sauntered into Ricky Reynolds's dressing room." Scott read out loud. "The second she laid eyes on him on stage, she knew she had to have him. She..." Scott's eyes widened behind his glasses. "She's...and he's...She...Oh my god." Scott handed the letter to Terrell.
"WHOO!!!" Terrell whooped when he read the part Scott trailed off at. "Yeah! That's right! You give it to her, dawg!"
"Let the Thunderbolt see!" Kyle snatched the manuscript and looked at it. "This is the most awesome thing the Thunderbolt has ever read." Kyle grinned. "Hey!" Jean took the manuscript.
"Someone your age should not be reading this." Jean said.
"Hey! Cut the Thunderbolt some slack, Red!" Kyle whined. The manuscript got passed around.
"OH MY GOD!!!!"
"PYRO'S A FREAK!!!!"
"AW MAN THAT'S WILD!!!!"
"THIS RULES!!!!"
"YOU CAN DO THAT WITH A DECK OF CARDS?!?!?!?!"
"DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HOL-EY GUACAMOLEY!!!!!!"
"IS THAT LEGAL IN THIS STATE?!?!"
"WHOA!!! ALLERDYCE WENT CRAZY THIS TIME!!!!"
"WHAT WAS PYRO ON WHEN HE WROTE THIS?!?!"
"AW MAN, THIS IS AWESOME!!!!"
"PAIGE, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THAT!!!"
"MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!"
"OH GOD THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!"
"BY THE GREAT SPIRIT!!!!!!"
"OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OHH AH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, BR!!!!"
"OOH-WAHOO!!!!"
"MAN ALIVE!!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!"
"HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Storm fainted.
"Remind me to strangle Pyro for writing that thing!" Peter panted.
"Gambit will gladly." Remy responded, wiping his brow.
"YIIII!!!!"
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(Outside the Xavier Institute)
"Okay, Ironking! Go!" Shiva said. The bald teenager sheathed his body in metal, much like Colossus, ran out of the bush and slammed through the gate, the other Acolytes no far behind. Tusk just stayed.
"I'm staying out of this one." Tusk shrugged. "I got no quarrel with these West Coast Misfit clowns. Let those Acolytes get their butts handed to them all they want! I just came for the travel opportunity." The mammoth-man walked away. "I heard this place had an arcade. The Tusk is going gaming!"
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(Xavier Institute)
"Ace, put that away before someone actually does get a heart attack!" Theresa told Ace. Dazzler was fanning Storm on the couch.
"It's okay, Storm...you're okay..." The Farrah-haired singer waved her hand in a fanning motion over Ororo's face.
"Uuuuhn..." Ororo moaned. The kids heard a crashing sound.
"What was that?" Jamie wondered. "It came from outside. I'd check outside, but I'm currently working on merchandising deals for the Misfits."
"Traitor!" Scott yelled.
"Business, genius!" Jamie snapped back. "I'm doing business here! The Misfits are in demand! The East Coast and West Coast Misfits are they only mutants people like and actually trust!"
"We'll check it out!" Theresa said. "Ace! John! Alison! Terrell! Toshi! Kyle! Athena! Rahne! Let's go!" Siryn, flanked by her teammates, ran out the door and saw the Acolytes standing in the yard with evil grins.
"Hello, West Coast Misfits." Shiva said.
"Aw look, another batch of jabronis!" Kyle quipped.
"Hey, where'd Tusk go?" Ironking wondered.
"Not again!" Ramrod grumbled.
Well, the confrontation is at hand! Can the West Coast Misfits beat the Acolytes? Where is Tusk heading off to? Will BR blow anything more up? Will the X-Men help? Find out in the next chapter!
To Wizard1: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE PUT THAT SEQUEL UP!!!!!!!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Sparky Genocide: Well, Tusk doesn't like being an Acolyte. That's why he's acting the way he is. Hank acting like a nun when drunk on sacramental wine, huh? Well, I did have a similar idea...
To RogueFanKC: Blast Radius is perfect, alright? Insanity abounds around him. He;s a lush, and as smart (or smarter) as many humans.
To Red Witch: Well, here's what I plan to do next! Enjoy! I hope you like the madness!
To Metal Dragon1: Glad you liked my description of Blast Radius. Glad you also liked the Kelly and Duncan torture. Everybody loves the torture. I figured it was appropriate for a monkey as smart as BR to know sign language. I figured you'd like seeing a monkey blow stuff up.
Chapter 8: Of Manuscripts and Confrontations!
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(Xavier Institute)
"WHOO-HOO!!!!!" Ace Starr whooped as he ran in the door. "It arrived!"
"What?" The gang gathered up at the door. Ace, with his fanged grin, produced what looked like a manuscript.
"John finished his book! Pyro finished it!" Ace opened it to the first page. "To Ace, whose letters helped with material. To the Misfits, my family, my friends, my muses." He read the dedication. He handed the manuscript to Scott.
"Moonlight Metal." Scott read the title. Ace laughed.
"Yeah, it's the story of a vampire queen who lusts after a rock musician." Ace replied.
"I think I can guess who the rock musician is based on." Paige giggled, looking at Ace. Ace bowed.
"Naturally." Ace laughed. Scott opened to a random page.
"Marlena sauntered into Ricky Reynolds's dressing room." Scott read out loud. "The second she laid eyes on him on stage, she knew she had to have him. She..." Scott's eyes widened behind his glasses. "She's...and he's...She...Oh my god." Scott handed the letter to Terrell.
"WHOO!!!" Terrell whooped when he read the part Scott trailed off at. "Yeah! That's right! You give it to her, dawg!"
"Let the Thunderbolt see!" Kyle snatched the manuscript and looked at it. "This is the most awesome thing the Thunderbolt has ever read." Kyle grinned. "Hey!" Jean took the manuscript.
"Someone your age should not be reading this." Jean said.
"Hey! Cut the Thunderbolt some slack, Red!" Kyle whined. The manuscript got passed around.
"OH MY GOD!!!!"
"PYRO'S A FREAK!!!!"
"AW MAN THAT'S WILD!!!!"
"THIS RULES!!!!"
"YOU CAN DO THAT WITH A DECK OF CARDS?!?!?!?!"
"DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HOL-EY GUACAMOLEY!!!!!!"
"IS THAT LEGAL IN THIS STATE?!?!"
"WHOA!!! ALLERDYCE WENT CRAZY THIS TIME!!!!"
"WHAT WAS PYRO ON WHEN HE WROTE THIS?!?!"
"AW MAN, THIS IS AWESOME!!!!"
"PAIGE, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THAT!!!"
"MY EYES!!!! MY EYES!!!!!"
"OH GOD THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!"
"BY THE GREAT SPIRIT!!!!!!"
"OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OHH AH AHH AHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, BR!!!!"
"OOH-WAHOO!!!!"
"MAN ALIVE!!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!!"
"HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Storm fainted.
"Remind me to strangle Pyro for writing that thing!" Peter panted.
"Gambit will gladly." Remy responded, wiping his brow.
"YIIII!!!!"
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(Outside the Xavier Institute)
"Okay, Ironking! Go!" Shiva said. The bald teenager sheathed his body in metal, much like Colossus, ran out of the bush and slammed through the gate, the other Acolytes no far behind. Tusk just stayed.
"I'm staying out of this one." Tusk shrugged. "I got no quarrel with these West Coast Misfit clowns. Let those Acolytes get their butts handed to them all they want! I just came for the travel opportunity." The mammoth-man walked away. "I heard this place had an arcade. The Tusk is going gaming!"
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(Xavier Institute)
"Ace, put that away before someone actually does get a heart attack!" Theresa told Ace. Dazzler was fanning Storm on the couch.
"It's okay, Storm...you're okay..." The Farrah-haired singer waved her hand in a fanning motion over Ororo's face.
"Uuuuhn..." Ororo moaned. The kids heard a crashing sound.
"What was that?" Jamie wondered. "It came from outside. I'd check outside, but I'm currently working on merchandising deals for the Misfits."
"Traitor!" Scott yelled.
"Business, genius!" Jamie snapped back. "I'm doing business here! The Misfits are in demand! The East Coast and West Coast Misfits are they only mutants people like and actually trust!"
"We'll check it out!" Theresa said. "Ace! John! Alison! Terrell! Toshi! Kyle! Athena! Rahne! Let's go!" Siryn, flanked by her teammates, ran out the door and saw the Acolytes standing in the yard with evil grins.
"Hello, West Coast Misfits." Shiva said.
"Aw look, another batch of jabronis!" Kyle quipped.
"Hey, where'd Tusk go?" Ironking wondered.
"Not again!" Ramrod grumbled.
Well, the confrontation is at hand! Can the West Coast Misfits beat the Acolytes? Where is Tusk heading off to? Will BR blow anything more up? Will the X-Men help? Find out in the next chapter!
