A/N: Okay, so I was on youtube and saw the most hilarious Bleach AMV called "It Sucks to be Me" by Avenue Q (it's a musical… Like Sesame Street only dirtier) So that's when I decided "OMG I WANNA DO AN AMV" but unfortunately, my computer screwed be over and used the wrong format everytime I download and I can't convert the file correctly for some reason . So here it is, SOUL EATER STYLE =D

SO ANYWHO~ here it is! ^^ But first, if you have'nt listened to this song before then watch "It Sucks to be Me" 'kay? There might be an AMV for it. I know there's one for Bleach and Code Geass, but not Soul Eater . No seriously, listen or you won't get it. It can just be the song it doesn't hav 2 b an amv x3

I guess this is considered AU, so let's just stick with that =D Some of this is totally random tho ^^' Btw: "(insert name)" means that their singing this part (u no that's bold rite? 'kay just checking) x3 End of very long A/N x3

Pairings: NONEEE

DISCLAMER: I don't own Soul Eater or Avenue Q

"It Sucks to be Me"

*music starts*

Soul: What do you do with a B.A. in Music?

What is my life going to be?~

4 years of college

And plenty of knowledge

Have earned me this useless degree~

I can't pay the bills yet

'Cuz I have no skills yet

The world is a big scary plaAce~~

But somehow I can't shake,

The feeling I might make

A diffrence, to the human race~

*music changes*

Maka: Morning Kid!

Kid: Hi Maka.

Maka: How's life?

Kid: Disappointing T~T

Maka: What's the matter?

Kid: My sanzu lines came back after I dyed them again

Maka: Awww I'm sorry *pats head*

Kid: Me too! I mean, look at me! I'm the son of Shinigami-sama and I always thought…

Maka: What?

Kid: No, it sounds stupid.

Maka: Awww c'mon!

Kid: When I was little, I thought I could be-

Maka: What?

Kid: -the most symmetrical person that I can be

Maka: Oh… .

Kid: But now I have these lines and as you can see~

I'm not

Maka: Nope

Kid: Oh well.

It sucks to be me~

Maka: Noooo~

Kid: It sucks to be me

It sucks to be symmetrical but not absolutely~

Maka: You think your life sucks?

Kid: I think so!

Maka: Your problems aren't so bad

Maka: I'm kinda pretty

And pretty damn smart

Kid: You are!

Maka: Thanks!

Maka: I like to read things about romance and art

And as you know I happen to eat a lot~

So why…?

Don't I have any boobs?

FUCK!

It sucks to be me

Kid: Me too!

Maka: It sucks to be me~

Kid: It sucks to be me~

Maka: It sucks to be Maka

Kid: And Kid

Not to be perfect

Maka: And my bra doesn't fit!

Both: It sucks to be me~!

(A/N: Okay, that was weird cuz I couldn't think of anything ^^')

*Liz and Patty come in arguing*

Liz: Patty that was stupid!

Patty: Well it's not my fault you didn't tell me you didn't like strawberry!

Liz: Not that! Why did you leave your bra outside?! Now everyone knows for sure you have a bigger cup size than me!

Patty: You're not my mother Liz! I can do what I want!

Liz: I'm your older sister! It's close enough!

Kid: Hey Liz, Patty can you solve something for us? Do you have a second?

Liz: Uh, certainly.

Maka: Who's life sucks more: Kid's or mine?

Liz and Patty: Ours!

Liz: We live together-

Patty: As close as sisters can get

Liz: We've been the best of siblings-

Patty: Ever since the day we met (A/N: AKA when Patty was born =D)

Liz: So she goes lots of ways to get me really upset!

Every day is an aggrivation

Patty: C'mon that's an exaggeration!

Liz: You leave your clothes out (literally)

You leave your giraffe on my chair

Patty: Oh yeah?

Patty: You do such disgusting things

Like leaving your thong everywhere!

Liz: You make that room at Kid's place we share~

A hell!

Patty: So do you!

That's why I'm

In hell too!

Liz: It sucks to be me!

Patty: No it sucks to be me~

Maka: It sucks to be me~

Kid: It sucks to be me!

All: Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?

It sucks to be me~

Maka: Da da da da~

Kid: Da da da da~

Patty: Da da da da~ (hee hee x3)

Liz: Da da da da~!

*repeat the whole da da da da thing =D*

Tsubaki: Why are you all so happy o.0

Patty: 'Cause our lives suck! Is that a good thing? o.o

Tsubaki: Your lives suck? Am I hearing you correctly? HA!

Tsubaki: I came to Shibusen for opportunities

Asking people to be my meister so that I can live appeased

But then I met a meister who talks like a screaming banshee~

And he is disgusting~

And he fails all his tests~

And he never has NOTHING TO SAY! =(

It sucks to be me~

It sucks to be me~

It suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck suck SUCKS

It sucks to be me~ .

Soul: Uh, excuse me!

But I'm looking for a cool place to live

Tsubaki: Why are you looking all the way out in Death City o.0

Soul: I started in Vegas but everything's been out of my price range T~T

But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper

Maka: Thanks…

~FOUR RENT~

Soul: Oh look, a for rent sign… You guys spelled "for rent" wrong… (how uncool)

Kid: You needa talk to the superintendent. Lemme get him

Soul: Oh cool, thanks.

Kid: YO BLACK STAR!

Black Star: YAHOO I'M COMIN'!!!! =D

Soul: Oh my god, it's Black Star… Why am I excited? o.0

Black Star: THAT'S RIGHT!!!! YOUR SUPREME GOD HAS COME XD

Black Star: I'm the great Black Star

It says so on my cloak

Tsubaki: Speaking of which, why do you have a cloak? o.0

Black Star: I had a lot of popularity that got ruined by my folks

'Cause they were kishin and now I'm the butt of everyone's jokes

But I'm here

The superintendent =D

On Avenue Shoe~

All but Black Star and Soul: It sucks to be you

Maka: You win

All but Black Star and Soul: It sucks to be you~

Kid: I feel better now =3

Black Star: Try having people stopping you to say

"YAHOO!"

Black Star: That's my line TT~TT

All: It sucks to be you~

On Avenue Shoe~

Maka (harmony =D): Sucks to be me!

All: On Avenue Shoe~

Maka (still harmony): Sucks to be you!

All: On Avenue Shoe~

Maka (harmony…): Sucks to be us!

All: But not when we're together~!

We're together

Here on Avenue Shoe~

We live on Avenue Shoe~

Our friends do too!

'Till our dreams come true!

We live on Avenue Shoe~

Soul: This is real life =D

(Maka: No duh)

All: We live on Avenue Shoe~

Patty: You're gonna love it x3 Hee hee

All (fading): We live on Avenue Shoe~

Black Star: Here's the keys =D YAHOO xD

All: Welcome to Avenue Shoe~!

~END~

A/N:Soooo watcha think? =D Like I said, it only makes sense if u watched the video x3

Yeahhh I know some of it sounds OOC but this was the only way I could fit it in. And the Avenue Shoe thing was because I was gonna do Death Avenue but it didn't have that nice ring to it x3 So yeap.

REVIEW!!!! OR ELSE I'LL SEND ALL THE SOUL EATER CHARACTERS TO SING THIS SONG AND GET IT STUCK IN YOUR HEAD!!!