Oooo....Dinosaurs....

Fang: Saint, it's been a while since you last updated any of your stories. Don't you think you should?

Me: But....They have dinosaurs on the History Channel!

Fang: -sigh- Saint......

Me: Ok, ok! -watches T.V.-

Fang: SAINT!

Me: Right, right! So, in this installment of Double Date, uhhh.......Some stuff happens....

Fang: Like?

Me: Uhhh.....Seattle! They made it to Seattle!

Fang: Yay.

Me: I'll just.....start typing.

Fang: Good idea.

Me: WAIT! I want to answer reviews!

Fang: Make it quick!

Me: Ok!

WorldWildlifeWings

Cow prods are wonderful, no? -cow prods Fang-

Fang: No.

penelle

Just updatedc it! Or, by the time this is updated, I will have updated it.

speekTheeofDevil

Fang does not have a license. Why? Because he can't find a driving instructor stupid enough to give him one yet.

And yes, fo' shiz is fun to say! I say it to my Mom who then wonders what she's paying them to teach me in school...

Fang: Are you going to type the story now?

Me: Yeah, yeah.....


Risa's POV

So, after weeks of travelling while successfully avoiding the cops, we had arrived in Seattle, Washington. Finally.

We were sitting in a small restaurant, trying to get the waitress to bring us a fourth basket of bread. Obviously, it wasn't considered normal for three to go through three baskets of bread and an appetizer and still be hungry for more.

"Embry's hogging the butter."

"Well, Fang has all the damn bread!"

I rolled my eyes, tapping my fork against the table, annoyed. "Do I seriously need to put you two in a time out?"

"I could put Fang in a permanent time out." Embry offered.

Fang just flipped him off.

"You wanna go, freak?" Embry snapped back at him.

"Well, Embry, I never knew you could have such a temper!"

I jumped, hearing the voice behind me. Embry was staring up at the speaker. "Hey, Bells..."

I turned around and...damn! People shouldn't be allowed to be that beautiful! I didn't even want to look at the girl, Bells. Looking at her could bring up a list of jealousy issues I didn't want to get into. The guy she was with, though....There is a God, and one of his angels is missing. I barely realized I was gawking at him until the girl waved a hand in front of my face. "Dazzled?" she asked.

I blinked. "You could say that."

"Risa, this is Edward and Bella Cullen." Embry said. "Edward, Bells, this is Carisa, or Risa, Coates."

"What about your other friend?" Edward said, speaking for the first time and nodding towards Fang. God, did he have a beautiful voice!

"He's not a friend." Embry stated, earning a glare from Fang.

"Edward and Bella, this is Fang." I said, in another attempt to keep the peace. "Fang, meet Edward and Bella."

"Yeah, you've met him, now bite him." Embry muttered.

"Bry...." I said warningly.

Suddenly, Edward laughed. Music to my ears again. "Well, isn't this an interesting love triangle?" I raised my eyebrows. How did he know?

Suddenly, he grinned at me. "How about you guys get your food to go and we'll go somewhere and tell you how I know."

All the stuff that Embry had told me about the vampires in Forks came flooding back to me at that point. Oh, that Edward! Suddenly. I felt slightly violated. "Out of my head, vamp-boy." I thought to him.

He just grinned again.


So, you're dating....both of them?" Bella asked.

I nodded. "They were having a 'Buy one, get one free' special at eHarmony and I just couldn't resist." I joked.

"And he's that Fang kid." Bella added, pointing to Fang. "The missing bird-kid from the blog."

I nodded again.

Bella sat back, whistling and shaking her head. "You're almost worse into this 'mythical creature love triangle' thing than I was with Edward and Jake. At least I wasn't trying to date both of them."

I shrugged. "You're probably smarter than me."

"Nah." She said, shaking her head. "It was easier for me. I was only really in love with one of them. I see you have a real choice to make here."

"No kidding." I said, looking over towards my boys. We were sitting on the ground at a park, gorging ourselves on our restaurant food. Embry and Edward seemed to be holding some kind of conversation. Fang was leaning up against the tree by himself. Well, not totally by himself. Bo was sitting next to him, getting a good scratching behind the ears. Fang had his laptop in his lap, deep into whatever he was looking at.

"Excuse me for a sec." I said to Bella, getting up from my spot and brushing crumbs off my jeans. I walked over and plopped down on the grass next to Fang.

I leaned over, resting my head on his shoulder, and looked at the screen. He was checking the blog.

"Why don't you just...contact them, Fang?"

He just shook his head.

"You even still have the password to the blog. You could just-"

"Risa, it's not that simple." he said. "I ditched them after I promised I wouldn't. I don't think they'd welcome me back with open arms."

I planted a small kiss on his cheek. "You're too cynical, Fang."

"If you'd had my childhood, you'd be cynical, too."

I was about to answer, when I was cut off by a yell.

"YOU WERE ARRESTED?!?!?!"

Guess Bella found out about our little 'adventure'.

"Bells, it's ok. Those two broke me out."

"How...?"

"Well, Fang can do this thing where he turns invisible, and Risa drove the getaway R.V.-"

"YOU BROKE OUT OF JAIL?!?!?!"

"Well.....kinda, yeah."

She stared at him with a complete look of disbelief. "Embry Call, what has gotten into you?"

Embry looked down at his food. "Corned Beef sandwich on Rye." He answered, grinning.

Bella rolled her eye. "That's not what I meant and you know it."

Edward, meanwhile, seemed quite amused by the whole thing. He smiled at me. "I like how you've brought out Embry's more sarcastic side, Carisa."

"Just Risa." I said back, blushing slightly at the compliment from the stunning vampire. His complete hotness combined with whatever vampire attraction powers he had were totally unfair to a poor girl like me.

Edward's smile suddenly widened.

Remembering his other powers, I quickly imagined a big, red 'Get Out' sign in my head.

He may be hot, but that whole 'mind-reading' thing's a bitch.


Seth's POV

I was down at First Beach being entertained by Claire, who was busy burying Quil in the sand. She was just about to slap a piece of seaweed on his forehead, when I spotted Jake running towards us.

He slid to a halt, almost tripping over the buried Quil. "Embry's in Seattle."

I grabbed Jake a soda out of our cooler and tossed it to him. "Awesome. And is he bringing his new girlfriend?"

He nodded, suddenly grinning. "Oh, yeah, he's bringing her. But guess who else he's bringing..."

"Jake, come on, cut the guessing games." Quil said, trying to extricate himself from the sand. "Who else is he bringing?"

"Well," Jake started. "He's bringing the new girlfriend....and her boyfriend."

"Ummmm....what?" I asked, slightly confused.

"Well, it seems that when Embry imprinted on this girl, she was already taken." Jake explained. "And the girl hasn't exactly gotten around to dumping the other guy yet."

"But she's dating Embry." I said.

"Yep."

"With the other guy."

"Uh-huh."

"And Embry and the other guy are ok with this?"

"Well, they're putting up with the situation. Until she can choose one of them, that is."

"Wow." I said, trying to get my head around the whole situation.

"Well, we can't let Embry stay stuck like this." Quil said now, trying to dust sand of his clothes. A useless attempt, since Claire kept throwing sand back at him.

Jake nodded. "Maybe we could help this girl realize how perfect Embry is for her. He did imprint on her, after all."

"Definetely." Quil agreed. "Maybe she just needs a little help breaking away from the other guy."

"I feel bad for the other guy." I said, grabbing a can of soda.

"Hey, it happens." Quil said, shrugging. "Look at Sam, Emily, and Leah's situation."

"Yeah, and look how Leah turned out because of it." I added. "Personally, I don't want to get into the whole thing. I'm not going to be the cause of the other guy's wrath."

Suddenly, Jake snapped his fingers. "Idea! We can hook the other guy up with Leah!"

I stared at him. "First of all, I would never sentence anyone to any time with Leah. Second, she's in college, remember?" Leah had decided to get away from Forks for a while and try a State University.

"Well.....Maybe on her Spring Break?"

I just stared at him again.

"Nevermind..."

"Look, you guys do whatever it is you want to do." I said, getting up. "Personally, I think it's between Embry, this girl, and the other guy. So, instead of running around playing an oversized Cupid and trying to make and break relationships, I'm going to check out the new arcade and burger place in Port Angeles. Anyone who wants to join in can meet me there."

I walked off, the taste of burgers already in my mouth, but Embry's problem still slightly on my mind.

I had a feeling Forks and La Push were about to welcome some interesting visitors.


No, people, I'm not putting Fang and Leah together. Though it might be an interesting idea for a future fanfic....Feah......Lang..........

Fang: Or we could gouge our eyes out with sporks....

Me: Yeah...Or not.

Fang: Now what?

Me: Now, we post so I can get back to homework...

Fang: Fun....

Me: Yeah.....

Fang: I'm bored..........................................Hey! Saint, did you see that on American Idol?

Me: -looks- What?

Fang: That Kara person just, like, stripped!

Me: -covers Fang's eyes- Not bored anymore, huh?

Fang: -shakes head- And bikini girl came back....

Me: -whacks with herring- Sexist pig.

Iggy: -randomly appears- Beach Bunnies! -disappears-

Me: Ok......I'm outta here...

R&R? Beach Bunnies?