Chapter 8
Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty….. hehehe, more like smoking hot, mostly because this is chapter 8 of THE ULTIMATE DRAGON BITCHES! I know, been awhile huh? Sorry, don't ask why, I've had some complications so yeah, DEAL WITH IT. You're favorite, childish, dense, sadistic, slightly crazy and handsome Zebulon Crossworth is back to bang- err, I mean beat the shit out of people! TIME FOR MORE LEMONS, LANGUAGE AND LUDICROUS THINGS!
"Talk" 'Think' [Rakon inward] [Rakon outward] "Attacks I guess?"
Zebulon shot bolt upright in bed, "What the actual fuck?" he asked no one, getting up he went and put on his underwear and pants, right as the person on his bed awoke, "Huuaaaahh, morning already?" Kala asked, the blanket falling and revealing her large chest, Zebulon didn't even blink, "Oh, you're already up?" she looked over at Zebulon who didn't look very happy, "What's with that look? I though you enjoyed la-" "Never do that again." Zebulon interrupted, his voice cool and commanding, "What do you mean?" Kala asked playfully, not catching on that Zebulon was a little pissed, "You know exactly what I mean." he said, his voice leaving no room for argument, "O-Oh, sorry." Kala looked down at her lap, Zebulon sighed, "It's fine just, just don't talk about it, or do it again, that crossed a line." he grabbed a change of clothes and a towel, "I'm taking a shower, I'll see you downstairs." Zebulon walked out of his room, "I hope he's not angry…"
After another, "Oh so fun day!" of training, as Zebulon had put it, and another explanation about the great war that Zebulon silently slept through along with something Asia was doing, he awoke to be the only person at the table, a cup of tea in front of him with a note, "Derp, what's this?" he wondered, picking up the note and unfolding it, "For when you wake up, A" it took a few minutes of staring before Zebulon spoke again, "Who's A?" he wondered, "Silly Zebulon, me of course." a seductive voice said, two large, soft, and oh so squishy orbs were pressed against his broad shoulders and back, "A-Akeno?" Zebulon stuttered, looking at the bombshell whom put her head on his shoulder. "What are you doing?" Zebulon asked, managing to stay calm, "Hugging you, why?" she was indeed hugging him, her arms trying to wrap around his large form, "Nothing, so, what's up with the tea?" Zebulon wondered, lifting the cup to his face, 'Wait a second….' "This smells funny." he stated, sniffing the tea, "What's it smell like?" she asked, leaning into him more to sniff it, "Uhhh….." Zebulon blushed and tried to think, "Kinda smells like…" [Male testosterone enhancer and sleep drugs.] "A sleeping drug." Zebulon grinned, internally high-fiving Rakon, leaving out the other part, "Really? I don't smell anything." Akeno said, leaning further into him, "Uhh, are you trying to drug me?" Zebulon asked, losing his blush and turning serious. "What!? No, I would never do that!" Akeno bonked him on the head, "Ow, sorry, I can't be sure, who would've then?" Zebulon wondered, setting the tea down, "I don't know, any ideas?" Akeno turned and looked at him as he looked at her, their faces inches apart, "A-Akeno…." Zebulon blushed, "Zebulon…." Akeno blushed as well, leaning closer and closer before pressing her full, plump lips against his surprisingly soft ones, the kiss was full of passion, both of them really getting into it before they had to separate for air, Zebulon looked at Akeno, her face flushed as she tried to catch her breath, "You're- you're so beautiful…." he blushed deeply and stopped talking, "Oh, thank you." Akeno blushed, smiling at him, "Akeno." a stern voice said, both of them looked off to the side to see a very annoyed looking Rias who was only in her nightgown, "Oh hi Rias." Akeno smiled, Zebulon blushed deeply, noticing the position they were in, he had pulled her onto his lap, making her straddle him. "Uhh…." Zebulon tried to move but Akeno was pinning his shoulders down, "Would you mind getting off of him? I need to talk to him." Rias said, her eye twitching, "Sure, goodnight Zebulon." Akeno said, pecking him on the cheek before getting up and walking away, "N-Night…." Zebulon held his cheek, "Come on Zebulon." Rias said, turning and walking off, "Y-Yeah!" Zebulon got up and caught up with her, "So, are you mad?" Zebulon asked, "No." was the blunt answer that he was given that yielded the complete opposite of what she had said due to her tone, "Okay then…."
"So that's the game plan? Nice." Zebulon grinned at Rias after she had explained to him the battle plan, which took an hour due to him getting confused every ten seconds, "Yes, that's our plan to fight Riser." Rias said, sitting on the ledge of the weird Greek looking dome-thing, "Imma kick some bird brain ass!" Zebulon exclaimed, throwing a side kick, Rias giggled at his actions and closed her book, "So, I've been wondering, why do you have to marry this jackass anyway?" Zebulon asked, Rias sighed and stood up, "I'm a part of the Gremory family, my family name will always come before my personal preferences, it's just how it works." Rias explained, "Or it could not." she looked over at Zebulon, "This ain't the fourteen hundreds, it's the twenty first century whether your family likes it or not, time has changed and so has the way the world works, you're not the Gremory princess to me, you're Rias damnit, that's who you are, not a title or an honor." Zebulon finished, a flame burning upon his right hand. "Zebulon…" "And Gods damn me I ain't gonna let you be married off to some douchebag with fancy clothes, fuck that shit, till my last breath I ain't letting that happen, I'd fight the whole damn Underworld if that's what it takes, I'll shove my foot up Satan's ass if that's what it takes, I'll stick Hades' head in a toilet and drown him if that's what it'll take, I'll stuff a sword down Mars' throat, roast Zeus over a fire, shit on the whole Mount Olympus if THAT'S. WHAT. IT'LL. TAKE. DAMNIT!" Zebulon roared, fire and lightning covering his whole body, [Lightning Flame Dragon Mode.] Rakon's voice boomed, the sacred gear appearing on Zebulon's arm. "Zebulon….." Rias whispered, holding her hands to her mouth, a tear streaming down her cheek, Zebulon caught this and his lightning and flames went out, "Oh shit! Please don't cry!" he waved his hands wildly, "No, it's fine." Rias walked down to him and pulled his head into her chest, holding him tight, "Thank you Zebulon." she whispered, softly stroking his head. "Yeah, no problem….?" he was ultimately confused, 'What'd I do?' [How should I know? You flipped shit like an enraged gorilla and activated a very hard mode to achieve, being a lightning flame dragon now you're flames will be infused with that lightning you created.] Rakon explained, 'How?' [Luck?] 'Now who's the dumbass?' [Shut up.] Zebulon chuckled internally before feeling drowsy, "Mehhhhh…" he conked out right there, his face falling deeper into Rias' cleavage, "Zebulon?"
"Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… what the hell?" Zebulon woke up in his room, "Now how'd I get here?" he wondered, "We had to lug you back here." It was then he noticed the weight on his chest, "Oh, hey Raynare." Zebulon waved his free hand, his other, firmly placed on Raynare's right ass cheek, "Um, why's my hand there?" he asked, pulling away, "You were groping me in your sleep, it was nice." Raynare slid up him, her large breasts resting by his chin, "What!? Bullshit, how- why would I do that!?" Zebulon yelled, "I'm not sure, you kept sniffing me and then you started licking me." he blushed a deep red, "No way….." Raynare nodded, a small smirk on her face, "Did you want to keep going?" she asked, rubbing against him, "No Raynare, he needs to fight today." A hand chopped Raynare on the head, "Oww, that hurt Kala." Raynare sat up, rubbing her head, showing her full glory to Zebulon, his nose bled a little, "Oh, Zebulon, you're bleeding." Raynare leaned back down, her large breasts swaying with her movement, Zebulon's nose bleed got worse, "Oh no! Kala!" Kala was facepalming, "You idiot, he's bleeding because you're stimulating him, put some clothes on." she shoved Raynare off of Zebulon and out his room door, before sitting back down on his bed, "You alright?" her answer was a happy groan from Zebulon, "You dummy." Kala shook him back to reality, "Wha-wha? Oh hey!" he waved at her, Kala sighed, "You dummy, come on, we're gonna be late for your battle." she stood up and grabbed his hand, pulling him up, "Oh yeah….. SHIT!" Zebulon grabbed his uniform and towel before darting out of his room and into the bathroom.
Zebulon sat on his bed, another hour or so till the rating game, Raynare was clinging to his front, Kala on his back and Asia was in her habit and clung to his left arm, "Be safe Zebulon, I-I don't want to see you hurt!" Raynare sobbed, "Yeah, I'll be alright." he patted her on the shoulder, it was like that until it was time to go, Zebulon stood and hit his alarm, effectively shutting it off, "Alright, let's go."
Zebulon sat back in his seat, looking at his right arm, he wasn't paying attention to his surroundings till he heard, "Battlefield." "Huh? Yeah, where's that at?" he wondered, noticing Sona, Tsubaki, and Grayfia, "It's in an alternate dimensional space, since it's not real we can do whatever we want, burn it to the ground even." Akeno answered, smiling sadistically, Zebulon grew a similarly sadistic grin, "Hehehehe…" he chuckled darkly, rubbing his hands together, Sona wished them good luck and went on her way, Grayfia then spoke up, "I would also like to inform you that the great devil Lucifer will be watching." Rias blinked in surprise before sighing, "Oh, brother dearest." "Dafuq?" everyone turned to Zebulon, "Hold up, Satan's your bro?" Rias nodded, "Oh shit, please don't tell him about me shoving my foot up his ass!" Zebulon waved his hands wildly, "What?" Kiba asked, "I may have said that I'd shove my foot up Satan's ass to get Rias out of this marriage…. Hehehehe." Zebulon scratched his head awkwardly. "Sirzechs does not need to know." Grayfia winked at him, "Phew, that could have been bad." Zebulon sighed in relief, "It's time now." Grayfia said, readying a magic jumper circle-thingy, "Let's go!" Rias ordered, "AYE AYE CAPITAN!" Zebulon saluted and ran into the circle, everyone sighed at his actions, "Oh my, what ever will I do with you Zebulon?" Rias wondered, stepping into the circle, "You decided to take me, now you're stuck with me!" he grinned as they teleported…
Zebulon opened his eyes in the same room, "Heh? Did I break it?" he wondered, "Nope, this is our battlefield." Akeno said, giving him a small, glowing pink ball, "Whoa… what is it?" "It'll let us communicate while we're in the field." Rias explained, "Whoa, James Bond shit right here." Zebulon stuck it in his ear, Grayfia came over a communication system and explained everything, "Let the game begin."
Zebulon wasn't really paying attention until everyone had left already, "What? Oh, we're trappin shit?" he asked, "Yes, at least you didn't completely zone out, now come here." Rias sat on the one couch, "I want you to lay your head on my lap." Zebulon stood there blankly, "Uhh, what?" "Just do it." he nodded and walked over, laying his head in Rias' lap, a large blush on his face, "I had cast a spell on you when I first reincarnated you, it's time to unlock it." he rose a brow at her, "Heh?" Zebulon's eyes widened when he felt a rush of power flow through him, 'The hell?' "When I made you my pawn you took all eight of my pieces, what I didn't tell you was how much power you had received, I just unlocked some of it." Rias explained, stroking his blond locks. "Cool. Wha- Argh!" Zebulon smacked his head on the table when Rias stood up abruptly, "Damnit…"
"Alright guys, commence Operation: Phenex Ashes." Rias ordered over the comms, "Hell yeah." Zebulon opened the window and jumped out, landing with a crack, "Once you two are in the gym you cannot avoid a conflict, kick some Phenex ass." Zebulon grinned at Koneko, "Again, hell yeah." he took off for the gym, Koneko right behind, "Rakon, make sure you don't forget." The dragon laughed in his head, [How could I you jackass?] Zebulon smirked and snuck into the gym, backstage, "They're here." Koneko said, nodding to the lights turning on, "Smells like Gremory, come out come out wherever you are!" a voice called, Zebulon smirked and vanished in a puff of flames and lightning, "Looking for me BITCH!?"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, I so happy that I did this, I hope no one is too annoyed, like I said, don't ask, I don't feel like explaining, just enjoy yourself, sorry for the short chapter though.
See ya next time on, The Ultimate Dragon!
Yeah, wait, I didn't know this story existed!
Me: Deathtrap, err, Zeke, what are you doing here? This isn't even your universe.
Zeke: I know but, I always follow you so, when where you gonna reveal this asshole that seems to be copying me?
Me: I made Zebulon before you, quit bitchin.
Zeke: HOW DARE YOU!? I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!
Me: Whoa, whoa, settle down.
Zeke: SETTLE DOWN?! *Racks Shotgun*
Me: Oh shit.
