Shadow: We disclaim. Cause like, we write fanfics, right? And, although I know I'd write fanfics over my own books/video games/etc, we'd fuck over kingdom hearts as a whole. It'd be a completely yaoi/shounen-ai video game with hawt bishie guys all for the chicks. And it…..well, it is that in fanfics, but it really isn't. So yeah, we don't own. -goes and cries in a lonely dark corner-

Sora

I stared at Roxas as he read his book and glared. I want him to look at me more than that stupid thing… Instantly I grinned and opened my page of what to do. I turned to Roxas then and tapped him with my finger trying to make it sensual.

It didn't work.

He just looked me at for a moment and raised an eyebrow. "Hey." I smiled as Riku punched me in the shoulder lightly. I glanced back at his glaring face then ignored him. The poor jerk doesn't know what he's getting into. I'm in the middle of a major event… the event where I attempt at flirting.

"Hello…" Roxas asked slowly. I grinned and then tried to hold his attention. I have to do this right otherwise it could end my entire high school romance fantasies. Then again… I really suck with those. My best one was of us going to the grocery store.

"What's up?" I asked trying to give him a cocky smile. He just snickered and then turned away covering his mouth with his hand. This is not working. I sighed and shook my head while shrugging.

"What the hell are you doing?" Roxas laughed staring at me with his normal smirk that he can actually do. I wanted to murder the bastard… he's good at this manly crap.

"I'm doing something that I guess I'm failing at. How about you? What the hell's going on with you?" I asked in a polite diplomatic tone. He looked at me oddly then finally stared at his desk.

"I guess I'm trying to figure out who my partner's going to be for the stupid duet in theatre." He sighed and gave me a strange look I wasn't able to read. I immediately tilted my head to the side and stared at him curiously. Roxas gave me a blank, shocked, and then annoyed stare.

"What are you talking about?" I asked curiously. I guess there's something about a duet in theatre. Oh well.

"You weren't paying attention to Axel at all, were you?" Roxas asked dryly. I nodded enthusiastically making him sigh and turn to face me completely. "With a partner we have to perform a stupid duet. We get a script and have to memorize the lines and act it out. Today we get our partners." He explained making me nod and smile still not paying attention.

This is a tactic I learned a long time ago. Huh… I hope we're partners but who knows? I smiled and began doodling in my notebook. I could feel him watching me making me smile wider. The page is working! I'm going to be able to earn his love soon. I turned around and laughed with Riku about a game that neither of us have played for a few months. We're just this awesome.

Marluxia walked up to me then and pulled me over to his desk and handed me something. I looked at it with wide eyes and smiled. "I've never seen a piece of candy that looks like this before…" I said with wide hungry eyes as I grabbed the purple packet.

Roxas

I heard Sora's comment and looked over at him….and then froze. He really was innocent, I'll give him that. It was beyond innocence at this point. Beyond even ignorance. And I blame it all on Riku, overprotective bastard.

Sora takes the purple (and probably flavored knowing Marluxia) condom and sticks it in his mouth. Oh god. Oh fuck. Oh god. Fuck. I let myself blush cause god knows where all the blood would go if I forced it down, and god that'd be embarrassing.

"Sora," Riku says slowly. "Take that out of your mouth. Please." It was one of those question parents ask. You know the questions that are open ended but you know you have to say yes to or they'll eat your soul? Yeah, one of those, it was one of the you-can't-argue-cause-I'm-superior-so-just-fucking-deal-with-it things. But for once, I actually agreed with him.

"But Riku, it tastes like skittles!" Sora whines.

"It-it's not candy Sora." By now half of the class was snickering at this. It was like talking someone with a gun down, but not scary. Just embarrassing as hell while you try not to get a boner. Which I was failing at, by the way.

"Oh then what is it?" He asks as Marluxia pull more in different colors and probably different flavors out. Sora squeals and puts more in his mouth. As soon as he put them down I was sprinting to the bathroom. I'd probably break the world record for fastest runner too.

"You explain this," I grumble biting my lip and trying to think of a not so obvious or girly way to hide my growing problem. That'd be an issue considering Sora'd know then. That wouldn't be good.

Riku shoots me a glare before sighing. "Sora, those are flavored condoms," he says slowly. "They're to be used during sex, not eaten. Or sucked on. Well in some circumstances they are, but this isn't one of them."

"Oooooohhhhhh," Sora says taking the condoms out of his mouth. "So that's what a condom looks like. So they…wait……EW!" Sora yells dropping them like they caught on fire. "Ew ew ew! Grooooossssss! Those go on…..ew." Sora shudders and backs away from them. Marluxia was smirking like he just accomplished the greatest feat in the whole world.

And considering Sora was done sucking on the condoms, it was time to race to the bathroom. If I put my hands in my pockets and curled them into fists, it was harder the see the issue so that's what I did and walked over to Marluxia's desk.

"May I help you?" cocky bastard. I know he knew. I know it. Fucking cocky bastard.

"You fucking son of a bitch, you know what I want," I growl quietly.

His smirk widens as he hands me the bathroom pass. "Have fun," He says with a wink. Ew. Just ew. Is every teacher in this school a pedophile? First Zexion, then Marluxia. Fuck, life really does fuck you over. Then you die. Fuck.

Sora

When the bell rang I walked quickly to hide my embarrassment. Riku hugged me down the hall and patted my head as he snickered lightly into my ear. My blush is probably as red as Axel's hair. Not that I like to think about that stupid teacher… or his awesome hair. I walked into Leon's class making the man smirk at me. Riku's arms hid my blush but he was currently rubbing his face against me.

"Get off now or die." I growled angrily. I was too embarrassed to be polite to him. My eyes widened when I noticed that Leon had the candy-no condoms… were on his desk. He glanced down at his desk and then looked at me oddly. "It's a sad and very short story." I informed him with a glare. He took a step back and smiled at me trying to hide his fear and slight desperation. I ignored him and sat down at my seat.

The class period ended quickly, only because Riku decided to give me some space. I raced to my third period math class and sat down in a back corner burying my face in my coat. I didn't want to look at anyone. To my horror someone picked me up from around the waist and began to carry me to some desk. I grabbed my coat with me and continued to cover my face, not knowing who was carrying me.

"Who are you?" I asked grumpily feeling the person sit down at the teacher's desk and cradle me in his arms. I knew this wasn't Saix. He would never do this to me. The person laughed softly but didn't tell me who the fuck he was. It was seriously pissing me off. I didn't want to peek from my coat though because if I did then everyone would see my blushing face. I'm too traumatized to look up at people.

Instantly I could hear angry voices. "LET SORA GO NOW!" Roxas shouted angrily.

"Put the boy down and we won't kill you, Zexion." Riku growled making me peek up at him from under my coat. Zexion smirked down at me and licked his lips.

"Quit acting cute, Sora." Tidus said from the background reading his People magazine. "He's going to rape you."

I looked over at everyone curiously then glanced up at Zexion. "You know what?" I asked making the whole class stare at me oddly. "I think it's nice and comfy here. I'll stay here for a bit. Until you don't want me no more." I explained and then allowed him to pull me closer. The entire class stared at me with gaping mouths. Roxas and Riku looked seriously pissed off but I was mad at them too.

They made fun of me for my slight error.

I should kill them. Instead I'll just hang out here and pretend not to notice how angry everyone is. I don't really understand why they're freaking out but whatever. "I think I love you." Tidus laughed jokingly and hugged me. "Just kidding." He whispered and sat down beside us.

Roxas

So Sora was going to stay with Zexion. It was no…..big deal. Oh fuck, who was I kidding? He was sitting in the lap of the pedophile that loves to molest him. And I have a feeling it's revenge from the first period scene. Which didn't make sense, I just told him it wasn't candy. Maybe he just hates me. After all, I did have to break a few records and a few speed laws afterwards to get to the bathroom. I think Riku understood what was going on, which only made it worse.

So, Sora was sitting on Zexion's lap, and Zexion was probably very pleased with himself right about now.

Fucking slate haired pedophile of a bastard.

If that made sense.

I still don't see what I did. Everything's Riku's fault. It's Riku's fault he's so innocent and didn't know what the hell a condom looked like. It's Riku's fault he got offended last period. And it's indirectly Riku's fault I broke laws running to the bathroom. It just wasn't cool, man.

Zexion was nuzzling Sora's neck and Sora was squirming cause it tickled. And the frikken pedo probably found a squirming Sora more appealing than a still and defiant one. This is so totally worth making out with Axel again if Sora wasn't gonna go all berserk on me again. That'd be bad.

Even after I pull out my book and started reading it (I was almost done, sadly. And had found another page missing. But that one wasn't important.) Sora and Zexion were still a distraction. Which just wasn't cool. Cause seriously, I didn't need to beat a sub bloody to get him to stop touching my Sora. Well, I shouldn't need to anyway. The worst part about all this is, no matter how many times I stand up for him, Sora still wouldn't get it. You can't sugar coat it with him. It's either blunt or nothing.

So I bury my face further in my book, ignoring Sora and Zexion, and hoping no one would hear, or at the very least pay any mind to, my low yet quiet growls.

Zexion could go die in a hole. I would kill him nice and slow. I change my position in my desk and pick up my pencil. I start doodling pictures of Zexion's torture and slow death comic style in the margin. Life was going to be good without Zexion. Real good.

But, fuck, what about Murphy's law? Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. So if I get rid of Zexion, someone worse could come along. That couldn't-wouldn't-be good. At all.

I stare at my doodles. Well, there's nothing wrong with fantasizing about it. I grin evilly and continue my doodles. But now, I had three different methods of death for our beloved Zexion. Beloved my ass. I think teachers at this school should stop getting sick or at least, stop not coming to class. That way no one'd sub here, at all, and I wouldn't have to worry.

But then again, neither would Riku. That wouldn't be cool. Riku needs to worry, he strives on drama.

Sora

I walked into theatre and smiled at Axel. I'm on okay terms with him now. Anyone with hair that awesome, needs to be my friend. He looked a little bit taken back, but the man swiftly gave me a grin in return. I sat down next to Tidus and Riku. Roxas sat behind me oddly enough. "Okay class. You guys are going to get these partners for your duet scenes. I'll give you the act you have to perform after I tell everyone their coupling… I mean… pairings. Okay so the only pairings that really matter in this fucking class is this." Axel said with a smirk. "Riku and Roxas will be paired, and Sora and Tidus will be another group. Got it memorized? Everyone else just look at this damn paper and figure it out yourselves."

Tidus and I stood up and looked at each other for a moment. We high fived each other and then hugged laughing as we jumped in circles. Roxas and Riku glared at us then glared at each other. Axel looked so fucking pleased with himself. He walked up to us and then handed us a script. "You two are on a date and feeling awkward since it's your first." He explained and ruffled our hair. We grinned and held each other's hand. Axel then walked up to Riku and Roxas. "You two are fighting over the one you love, who's as dense as… well you know."

I glanced back and noticed how surprised and pissed off my two friends looked. Instantly Tidus grabbed my attention and had us practice our lines. "What can I say?" Axel sighed from the front of the room. "I'm gay and I liked to spread the purple and rainbows all around the school, especially in theatre." We all stared at him blankly then looked back at our scripts.

"This should be easy!" I grinned looking at Tidus. I'm beginning to think he's a bit cute. I mean with his blond hair and tan skin… the man could easily be a model. "Wow, you're kinda hot." I told him simply making the boy blush and look at me oddly. Riku and Roxas both stared at me with gaping mouths and then scowled at Tidus. It was like the two were… I don't know… one or something. They both reacted the same to crap that's been going on in this class.

"You're cute too, but uh… I like someone else." Tidus explained hesitantly glancing back at my friends with scared eyes. I looked at him curiously and then smiled.

"It's okay. I wasn't asking you out or anything. Just stating a fact." I grinned and kissed his cheek. He blushed again and took my hand dragging me away to a corner so we could rehearse. I glanced back once to see Roxas looking a bit upset and sick. Uh… oh well. He can deal with being with Riku.

Roxas

Fuck. What the fuck just fucking happened? I zoned out at 'hot.' And it wasn't at me. All I know is Tidus was blushing and Sora kissed his cheek. Is there something I don't know…? Probably not.

I turn to Riku and make a face. "Let's just get this over with. We don't even fucking need to act. Just know the goddamn lines. So let's fucking do this and get it the fuck over with it."

Riku glares at me before looking away. "Fine." He says and we read over our lines. For, like, five minutes, meaning we read them, like, three times.

"Should we go practice?" I asked. I hated taking the initiative. 'specially when it was with someone I hated. Like Riku. Bastard, making me do the work.

"Okay." So we go into an uninhabited corner. That way if it broke out in a brawl it'd take longer to notice. We were in a shaded corner at the back of the room. Oh the things that could happen if we didn't hate each other.

I clear my throat and look at my lines to read them. Dammit, how come Riku had to start?

"Why must you always do this?"Riku demands, sounding hurt signaling the start of rehearsal.

"Always do what?" I ask curiously.

"You knew I liked him. You knew I like him. But you have to go after him anyway. Must you always take what I want?"

"It's not my fault!"

"How can it not be?!"

"I can't control my hormones! What do you expect me to do?!"

"You could at least not act on it," Riku points out bitchily.

"I've never done that in my life you expect me to start now?"

"I don't know, maybe? Because, you know, I'm supposed to be your friend, remember?!"

"Well, I thought you knew I didn't change for so called friends. It would seem not." I reply smugly.

"I thought you'd do one thing to help me. Just one. I've helped you so many times," Riku looks to the side like he was about to cry biting his lip. Fuck he was good.

"I'm sorry. This is one thing I cannot give up. Never had before, never will as long as I continue to live," I say and it was true. Not the friend part though.

Riku flip his hair. "Fine. If you're not going to change then fine. I don't need you."

"Funny how I was thinking the same thing. Goodbye Rikku."

"So this is it," Riku says looking down sadly then looking back up at me. "Farewell, Roxie. Hope life is kind to you."

"Back at 'cha," I reply and turn as signaling my leave. But in doing so I realize. The class was staring at us. The whole class, minus the oblivious Tidus and Sora in their corner. I don't know if that was good or bad.

Shadow: No I'm not high. Just wanted to make sure you knew. This idea comes from practicing Vira's script with her so much as to where I memorized the other lines. Not. Cool. But whatever. –shrugs-

Vira-LOL moogles are so cute.