New chapter up! Enjoy! :)
I don't own Invader Zim.
Processing...processing...processing...
Mimi's circuits were pulsing energy throughout her body. She was starting to function
again slowly. Her visors were dim right now but are increasingly more and more vivid by each second that passes. The time is set in her mind and it has been a total of nine hours, twenty three minutes, and eight seconds and counting since the incident with Gir, herself, and her FTS clan.
Initiating unknown area scan...
Mimi detected functional robots in the area. She opens her eyes widely and notices that she's duct taped tightly to a chair in front of the television. The Angry Monkey Show is on. Mimi watches the monkey growl in a very creepy tone. Mimi's energy level was still too low for her to thrust any weaponry use that can free her.
She tussled a bit in attempt to free herself but it was no avail. With nothing else she could do she just observes the structure she's in. Checkered flooring, purple walls with a peculiar design, one pink couch, and a very creepy picture of a lime green monkey of some sort. She realizes she's in Zim's base, in the fake living room region.
Mimi located some giggling sound waves advancing from the shadows at the corner. She turns her head that way to have a visual of two cyan circles glowing there. They emerge from the darkness to reveal that it was Gir himself in his Mimi costume. This confuses Mimi.
Gir- Meow!
Mimi- …...
Gir skips towards her looking absolutely adorable in his Mimi costume. He puts his paws on the rims of her chair, tilts his head to the side, and gives her a cheerful smile. Mimi hasn't moved since she saw him. She just stares, stares, stares.
Gir- I like you, Mimi. You like me too?
Mimi is unresponsive. She still keeps unmobilized. Nothing he could do right now can make her want to have friendly communication with him. She has moved his status to an enemy because he attacked her then took her away from her feline clan. Even if he is a major benefit in finding Zim' weaknesses, she refuses to have a friendly relationship with him like she shares with her cat friends. Her red visors burn with fiery as she glowers at him. This upsets Gir a little as he got the message she was implying, so he glares right back at her with red serious eyes and frowns. He reaches out to her and grabs her metallic chin. Much to her weak protests, he forces her to nod. Then his eyes convert into his usual cyan color and smiles.
Gir sets up a small table with chairs in the living room. The table is pink and is decorated with a fancy white lace table cloth. On top of that are tea cups, grape fruit spoons, sugar bowls, and a tea pot that sits right on the center of the table. He trots off into the kitchen after setting up the table. He brings a plateful of chocolate chip cookies that he made himself.
He pushes Mimi's chair closer to the table. Then he sits at the other end. Joining (well, more like kidnapped) is a pig stole from the nearest farm. The pig trembles like a scared chihuahua.
Gir- Cookie anyone?
Mimi- …...
Pig- …...
Gir- That's okay. I can eets dem all for yous!
Gir picked up the plate of cookies to his mouth. He opens his mouth and tilts the plate and let's them all slide into his mouth. Gir crunches them very noisily. He chews them and still proceeded to talk with his victims.
Nothing what Gir was saying made any sense. Mimi could not compute anything that came out of that little robot's mouth. She understood the words he spoken but the use for them was incorrect, therefore, made no sense.
Gir suddenly jumped on the table and walked towards Mimi. He clutched her face.
Gir- Come join with me and my army of marshmallow peeps!
Mimi is checking her memory chip after Gir finishes a sentence, or a least just stops talking. She's does this to be certain that Gir's stupidity doesn't somehow pass on to her like a contagious disease. Even though she's well aware that's theoretically impossible, she's not taking chances. Anyway, that incident when Gir hacked into her memory chip and used her like his puppet made her experience in being stupid that one time. She didn't like being around this robot because she's afraid of a similar case might occur. She does not want to be dysfunctional. She doesn't want to be stupid.
Gir- You don't talk much, do you?
Mimi lowers her head. Not because she's sad. She's really tired, she can barely keep her head up. Of course Gir mistaken it that she was sad.
Gir- Aww sowwy. Hey, I know what will make you happy. A hug!
Gir embraces her, although, the back of the chair blocks his way in touching her back. Mimi tries to jerk away from his grasps, but the duct tape keeps a strong hold. He let's go and stares down at her in confusion and frowns. He just goes back to his seat and sits back down.
Gir- [Serious tone] I get it.
Mimi stops her daze and focuses on him.
Gir- Here's the deal. If you want me to let you go and leave you alone forever, nod once.
Mimi nods.
Gir forms a evil grin.
Gir- If you're playing hard to get, nod again.
Mimi nods. WAIT. No, she didn't mean to do that. She's just tired and her head been bobbling every once in a while.
Gir- I knew it!
No! Mimi shakes her head to side to side in protest, but too late. Gir already accepted that mistaken nod as a confirm answer. Mimi struggles to get out again, her energy lowers more a little bit.
Mimi stops moving. She gives up in escaping. In futile hopes maybe Gir would just release her. But that isn't looking promising, especially now that Gir is being delusional that Mimi likes him the way he likes her. It's just what she counting on for now. Anyway, what bothers Mimi is that she doesn't know what Gir wants from her. This compulsive desire he has for her just complexes her. She doesn't understand why he has the urge to be with her.
Mini Moose finally makes his appearance and hovers over to the living room. He notices a undisguised Mimi, a pig, and Gir in his Mimi costume. He doesn't move any closer to them and pauses for a while.
Mini Moose- Squeak! [I'm almost too afraid to ask...] Squeak? [What's going on here?]
Gir- I invited Mimi over fer some tea! And a piggie too!
Mini Moose just realizes that this robot is Mimi out of her disguise. He observes the way she really looks and frankly he finds her...attractive. No wonder Gir is obsess with her, she's too cute! Mini Moose shakes his head to stop thinking about Mimi's appeal and tries to remain serious. He then notices that Mimi is all duct taped to the chair. He turns his direction to see Gir. If Mini Moose could change his expression, he would have rendered Gir a skeptical look.
Mini Moose- Squeak! [An invite? She looks like she's being held hostage by you!]
Gir- No! She's having fun.
Mini Moose- Squeak! [No, she's not. Gir, release her. This is wrong!]
Gir- Nuh uh!
Mini Moose- Squeak! [Master won't be pleased to have a robot he doesn't own in his base.]
Gir doesn't respond to this because he knows Mini Moose is telling the truth. Zim won't be fond at all having Mimi here. Mostly because he knows Mimi is indeed Tak's robot, well was, but he doesn't know that. Gir grabs a cup full of sugar and pours all of it into his tea. That was a ridiculous amount of sugar to put in a cup of tea, but Gir was just trying to occupy himself as an excuse to not answer Mini Moose. He licks the mountain pile of sugar drenched somewhat in tea.
Mimi studies the robot moose. She remembers him from their encounter in the movie theater. Mimi stopped for a bit, and lowers her head. Mimi just rests there looking helpless like a rag doll. Mini Moose is wondering why Mimi hasn't escaped yet. He does a scan on her and detects her low power. Now he's worried about her. Her cuteness has bewitched him.
Mini Moose- Squeak! [Hey, she needs to sleep!]
Gir- Sleeping is boring.
Mini Moose- Squeak! [If you won't release her then I will.]
Gir screams "No" repeatedly. It was an angry scream. Gir gets off his chair and stomps towards Mini Moose. They aren't exactly eye level since Mini Moose is above hovering over him, but Gir makes his face all scrunched in a attempt for a threatening expression. He strikes a violent pose but that Mimi costume he is wearing rid that affect away and instead made him look cute.
Gir- Go away! Mimi is playing with me!
Mini Moose just ignores him and drifts closer to Mimi. Gir becomes more hostile. He takes off his Mimi costume.
Mimi watches in daze as the robot moose advances closer to her. Her eyes are halfway open. Mini Moose finally reaches to Mimi. He chews on the duct tape which starts to tear apart slightly. Suddenly Gir tossed the pig at Mini Moose which makes him clash into the wall and bounce off it onto the floor hard. The pig squeals loudly and runs off into the kitchen. Mimi eyes open in shock knowing that Gir is attacking his comrade robot.
Mini Moose rolls upright then flies up. He goes at Gir's face closely with amazing speed. He was trying to show aggressiveness, but his eyes drifting in opposite directions and buck teeth just ruin it for him.
Mini Moose- Squeak! [What are you doing, you idiot!]
Gir- I told you go away. But noooooo, you won't listen!
Mini Moose- Squeak! [ You're insane!]
Gir- Yeah? Well, your antlers are fat!
Mini Moose- Squeak? Squeak! [ What?..Ohhh, you're going regret saying that. I think it's time for me to kick your metal ass!]
Gir- No, it's Hammer time!
Mini Moose- Squeak [Gir, it's never Hammer time...]
Gir- You better not tell Hammer that!
It's just stupid, really. They are yelling at each other, but change the subject completely that has nothing related to do with their issue now. Mimi can't take this any longer. She has got to escape this. She needs to rest for a bit, then come back and kick both their asses for torturing her with stupidity. Mimi has never witnessed so much stupidity in her life.
Mimi hears Gir scream insanely and it awakens her up more. Gir launches himself at Mini Moose and is pulling his antlers hard. Mini Moose tries to shake him off, but that didn't work because Gir has a strong grip. Then Mini Moose barges Gir against the wall and it knocks him off. Mimi realizes that they are fighting. Mimi watches curiously as the rage of the two androids increase.
Gir grumbles and gets himself up off the floor. He's raging so his eyes turn red and he switched over to fight mode. When he's like this, he's real serious and acts like what a SIR unit should act like. Gir's head opens and he rummages inside it and pulls out a machine gun. He fires at Mini Moose.
Mini Moose erects a protective barrier around him and the bullets just bounce off.
Mini Moose- Squeak! Squeak? [ I know you're capable of doing better than this. Or are you really a horrible screw-up like master always says?]
Gir- Shut up! Once I defeat you, I will receive the praise from my master that I am indeed the robot that he deserves. My fighting ability will impress him...and Mimi!
A metallic tentacle from Gir's back appears and it forms into a laser sword. Gir slices Mini Moose's barrier, and Mini Moose dodges it. Then the two robots are bare in harm's way. The two bring out laser guns, frags, and whatever ever kind of weapon they had stored and targeted them at each other. The two fire away as they attempt to destroy each other. Unfortunately, they were destroying Zim's base from every dodge they made from attacks. Walls were receiving holes and cracks and same goes for the floors and roof.
Mimi watches in excitement. Despite how low her power is, she is really enjoying seeing the two robots go at it and tries to stay awake. Though for some reason, she believes that these two robots have never fought like this before..until she arrived. Something tells her that these robots are really fighting over her.
Then Mimi feels faint. A message appears in her head.
Low power. Shut down is recommended.
Mimi can't linger any longer. The last thing she sees is Gir and Mini Moose firing lasers at each other before she falls into a deep sleep. And it all goes black after that.
This chapter was supposed to be a lot longer, but then I figured I'll just make half of it the next chapter. Seems appropriate since all the other chapters before this are short.
Toodles!~
