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Title: The Morbid Facts of Life

Theme: #23- Swan

Claim: Robin

Words: 151 (I'm getting lazier and lazier...)

Rating: K+/T

Warnings: None, I suppose.


Nami leaned back against the bench, smiling contentedly. The town was relatively peaceful and had a park to boot, with beautiful flowers and trees and a pond with birds gliding along the surface.

"This place is great!" Nami said.

"It's nice." Robin nodded in agreement.

"Oooh! Look, swans!" Nami gasped, pointing to a couple large, snowy white birds drifting on the water. "They're so pretty!"

"They're actually very aggressive."

"Really?"

"Yes. They can break your neck with their wings or stab your eyes out with their beaks. Swans are very territorial and it's best to avoid them entirely."

"But they're still pretty."

"Said the fly before being eaten alive by a Venus Flytrap."

Nami slumped down on the bench and crossed her arms. She glowered at Robin from the corner of her eyes. "Way to ruin the mood there, Robin."

Robin looked back at her innocently. "Was it something I said?"


Someday, maybe, I'll write one that's at least 1000 words.
Reviews will be greatly appreciated.