(Re-Announcing... With Even More...)

YOU COULD BE A WINNER!

Newsies Taken for This... Thing: Crutchy, Snoddy, Snitch

I've decided that people who review from now on (and if you reviewed the last chapter) will get a minor character from Newsies as their own, in defiance of the 'Sues. :D This includes characters such as Snitch, Bumlets, Skittery, Specs, Dutchy, and others. Specify in your review what your "newsie name" is and what *minor* newsie is your favorite.

I'm going to throw quotes in randomly, and if you catch them, tell me what they're from (or who said them, or who wrote the book, or who directed the movie), then you will have your scores listed at the top of the story! :D

Quote from a Literary Classic: 10 points

Quote from a Recent Movie: 5 points

Quote from an Older Movie: 7 points

Quote from a Book (this means any book): 5 points

Thanks to those who reviewed:

Flyspecks- You are my TEH AWSUM reviewer! :D Rock on!

Christina Conlon- Thanks for reading! And for reviewing (though it was hard)!

Killer Bananas- Well, actually, I pointed that out because 'Sue writers are forever bringing back their favorite heroines or relations to their favorite heroines... ::sigh:: And I absolutely adore Davey... so if you want to read some good DaveXOC fics, mine are the ones... ;P And yes, Skittery will gladly give him up... ::Skittery wails offstage:: It could be a lot worse, Skitts! I could be killing him! ::Skittery hurriedly grabs Tumbler and hurries him away:: Now, Skittery! We have to be nice to our readers! She just wants to borrow him for a bit. ::Skittery reluctantly hands Tumbler over:: There you go, KB!

LucyOfNarnia- My dear, faithful reviewer- you da best!

Mo and Rockey- Haven't heard from you in awhile...? But thank you for your former reviews. I'm thrilled you guys like it!

The Flying Seal- See above.

Sunshine Conlon- See above.

Wow... that has to be the longest A/N ever. I'll continue with the story now. :D

Bellina Lydia Esmeralda Heliotrope (okay, so that's a flower, okay, so it may not be a girl's name... what of it?) Helpingflowersongmeadowlight ran, screaming, from her house. Her strawberry-blond hair whipped around her in the most amazingly gorgeous way, and her bright green eyes were wide with fright.

Her abusive, drunk father chased after her. He caught her, as she wailed, flailed, and said, "teh no1 teh no1 teh no1" for lack of anything better.

Then he- oh horrors!- punched her face so hard that her vocal chords were somehow damaged and she never spoke again.

Somehow, I don't know how, she got away, and ran through the streets of New York.

She eventually ended up in Brooklyn. Spot, for no apparent reason, was not selling papers, but instead was lounging around on a throne. (Very impractical and unlikely, if you asked me- or anyone else, for that matter, except BLEHH.)

BLEHH was terrified out of her wits. She was a shy, timid, easily wounded girl, and Spot was a strong, bold, aggressive womanizer (since when is this true?). But one of Spot's men threw her before him, and she began to message with her eyes (for once the first 'Sue that doesn't spout 'Sue speak) that she was in desperate need of help. Why she would go to a dirt-poor, practically homeless newsboy, I don't know.

Spot, once again, much to the dismay of all present (BLEHH had not bothered to permeate them yet), to talk in 'Sue-speak.

"wut leik r u doin here" he inquired, with the smirk firmly in place- although already he had begun to lose his heart to this perfectly word-defying girl! (Word-defying is right... I just want to throw up...)

"Da goil needs some kinda help," one of the newsies growled. He was tall, dark, and knew sign language. He thought that perhaps she could sign to him and he could translate, but no such luck. 'Sues know no other language than 'Sue-speak. When he began to sign to her, she just looked at him blankly, and he concluded that she was either drunk or insane. He told Spot as much, and got thrown off the Brooklyn Bridge for his pains.

Fortunately, just at that moment, two people happened to be walking by, one a girl named Giggles, and one a boy named Crutchy. They were both very compassionate people, and saved the young laddie, whose name was Birds (long story). And then they all went and made a club honoring non-'Sues, and made BLEHH and all her fellow MarySues slightly irate.

"ths sorty is abot ME!1" She rasped, glaring at the Author (me).

"That does put a damper on our relationship," I agreed cheerfully. "And besides, I thought you couldn't talk."

She gave me a death glare. I knew what punishments she could inflict upon me.

"Um... sorry..." I said. (I wasn't.) "I'll get right back to it." (I didn't want to.)

So Spot and BLEHH spent all day together, and Spot discovered a place in his heart he had never revealed to anyone; indeed, he had not known it was there! (Can we keep it that way...? Didn't think so.)

And then... Spot helped her speak again! Their love was so great it overcame her physical disability! They swore never to be apart! They would love each other forever!

"ths is tru luv" Spot informed her (nooo! He's defaming my favorite quotes! Aaaaahhh!) "&..." he tried to remember the rest of the line, "&..." He couldn't remember. He was too 'Sue-infected. Ha-HA! "& so thet liek meens thet i.. i wil nevr.. leev u?/"

"ok deer" BLEHH giggled; she didn't care about speeches. She just wished Spot would ask her to marry him and be done with it. Oh, and kiss her, of course. So they did. And trust me, you don't want to hear about it.

And that concludes the story of BLEHH and Spot... may they live monstrously ever after.

Hint for the quote thing: There are two quotes in this... and they're actually from the same thing. :D See if you can find them.

By the way, if you're looking for another total "Humor" story, check out, "The Spectacular Extravaganza of Many Whacky Things" by LucyOfNarnia. :D

If you're looking for some SpotXOC fics that are not 'Sue-fics, check out:

No More Random Goils! by Eavis

Ace of Hearts by Racetrack's Goil

Carpe Diem by Ryan Brooklyn

Spot of Luck by SayaXIII

Murmur by DisneyLady824

The Prize by thrufirewithoutaburn

Irish by theIrishkid

The Future is Calling by Christina Conlon

Song of the South by

All I can think of for the moment... look at my favorites list for anything else! Or even my stories! (Yes, I have written a Spot fic or two in my time. And if I inadvertently made mine a MarySue, please tell me.)