The Horror Slasher-flic Series: Nightmares Collide

XDPWAZ UUUUUUUUUUP? Hey-a! Sorry I'm late with this chapter! lol. I'm STILL working on "The Sonic the Hedgehog Show Special 2" and "Ask the Sonic Heroes!", so...here we go! =D

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters, songs or the following brands...or the series..seriesES? lol, whatever, I don't own the movie characters, how's that? xD I do own the story though. Warning: Based on who you ask, this story could be fluff. Rated T for minor bad language, smoking,
beer drinking and due to the writer's (my) paranoia. lol. Close to the end credits, when you read someone comes out, he is my OC of myself. lol. xD

Chapter 8:

Last time we saw our favorite movie monsters, Michael Myers lost a staring contest-bet to Ghostface and Freddy Krueger wasn't happy about it one bit. Meanwhile Ghostface revealed himself to be Doffy Gilmore and somewhat impressing Lara Croft. Speaking of Lara Croft, she FINALLY gave up in searching for targets in Michael's neighborhood because she couldn't get a stinkin' target because they would turn out to be innocent so Michael would help them. Scott "The Teen Wolf" Howard revealed to have a secret crush on Regan MacNeil which Evil Ed did NOT like at all. The two battled but in the end, it was Scott who comforted Regan after she became sad after killing the pizza guy while she let rage out defending her family. The two shared a kiss, but not long enough until the clawed killer Freddy Krueger figured out what was going on. What will happen in THIS episode? WILL Lara quit trying to shoot anything that looks like a monster? Probably not. What will become of the ScottXReganXEvil Ed love triangle? Love must be in the air...or SOMETHING. (yes, emphasis on "something".)

The nightmares were watching T.V. late at night. "Scream, we've had ENOUGH of "South Beach Tow"." Growled an annoyed Freddy Krueger.

"It was Shorty's idea, he said he wanted to see sombodyELSE'S car get towed." Replied Ghostface.

"Well that snot-nose is in the bathroom." Retorted Freddy. "I've had ENOUGH of his shit on T.V., he's been hogging it since yesterday."

Ghostface stayed quiet.

"Hey, how about we could watch a movie?" Asked Jason.

"Shorty said he knows the BEST scary movies." Answered Ghostface.

Shorty came downstairs and came back to the couch.

"Hey, Shorty? What's your favorite scary movie?" Asked Ghostface, making a pun.

Shorty laughed. "How about we watch "Predators"?"

"Okay," Answered Jason.

"Whatever it takes to get "South Beach Tow" off." Commented Freddy.

"Well, those stupid people in Hollywood probably can't make a good alien movie, I should know...I AM one." Added Pennywise.

"You're an alien movie?" Asked Ghostface.

"No, I'm an alien." Pennywise answered in an annoyed tone.

"I knew it!" Exclaimed Glenda.

"I've read that movie was a bomb." Said Scott.

"I heard that movie was iconic!" Argued Evil Ed. He had never seen the movie for himself, but he sure wasn't going to agree with Scott.

"Was the website you read that from called "Dorky Vampires R Us"?" Scott asked, making a joke.

"Oh, ha ha." Retorted the sarcastic vampire. "Let's just put ON the stupid movie."

Shorty pressed "play" on the remote control, and the movie started to play.

1 hour and 47 minutes later...

Leatherface was asleep, sitting up on the couch.

Regan had her head rested on Scott's shoulder, pretending to be alseep.

Evil Ed woke up, looked over Bloody Mary and growled as he saw Regan so close to Scott.

Everybody woke up.

"Is it FINALLY over?" Groaned Chucky. "That movie SUCKED."

"It was like going to a Star Trek convention." Agreed Freddy. "Aliens all over with the normal people running and more idiots getting sucked into being eaten or something."

Chucky laughed at that.

"It wasn't that bad," Said Evil Ed.

"Huh. "It wasn't that bad"? I heard you snoring right after the opening credits." Scott chuckled.

"Shut up! I was not!" Argued Evil Ed.

But suddenly, that one fateful night, a beam that looked as if it were from a U.F.O. came and broke a hole into Michael Myers's roof with a BANG.

And suddenly, a strange-looking alien came and started to make a strange noise, as it couldn't speak English.

Michael, Freddy, Pennywise, Jason, Glena, Chucky, Pinhead and Leatherface looked annoyed at the creature.

"STILL can't talk, huh?" Joked Chucky. "After 180 freakin' hours of your movie, it sucked and NOW you STILL can't speak English?"

"Chucky!" Snapped Tiffany. "I know where you're going to say next!"

"Just let me do my thing, Tiff! It's not like anyone else is here." Argued Chucky. "Besides, I wasn't gonna say what you thought I was gonna say. He smirked.

"Fine, but let me at LEAST warn the people."

"I have NO freakin' clue what you're talking about but, fine." Replied Chucky.

Tiffany's Note:

Me: What the heck? *groans* What is it this time, Chucky?

Tiffany: Actually, it's me. *changes "Author's note" to "Tiffany's note"*

Me: What?

Tiffany: Warning time. *turns to camera* I am not responsible for what my husband says.

Me: Ah crap, can't he just for ONCE stick with the script?

Tiffany: Well, you know Chucky: if he doesn't approve of something, he's going to "Chucky" it up.

Me: True. Wait a minute, how did you get the controller to change my "Author's Note"?

Tiffany: I have my "ways".

Me: What the freak?

Tiffany: I killed the security guard. What did you THINK I meant?

Me: You killed the security guard. And you DID.

Tiffany: Sorry, it's just that YOU don't let me kill anyone, but that's because of "Seed of Chucky" and the vacation slides thing isn't it?

Me: *turns to camera* My most sincere apologies for whatever Chucky says. Whenever he says something...uh.."Chucky-ish", that's not MY writing.

Chucky: *looks at me* No duh, dumbass.

Me and Tiffany: Chucky, how did YOU get in here?

Chucky: There's a door over there, morons. Anyway...what do you MEAN I would say something "Chucky-ish"? I like that.

Me: You'd say something either offensive, insulting or something completely just because you wanted to say something mean.

Chucky: *laughs* Well, what's wrong with that? By the way, I didn't offend anyone...YET.

Me: People could get offended and wait...what do you MEAN "YET"?!

Chucky: Aw, come on, you're just chicken that people will get offended AND there goes your career on FFN.

Me: Not true.

Chucky: OH, so you DON'T like writing on here?

Me: Yes, I do but I don't want to offend people.

Chucky: *laughs* Oh, JD...you're so smart yet SO much of a dumbass. Did I offend ANYONE when I insulted J.B. or Miley? No. People don't care about that anymore. What time do you think you're living in? People don't CARE about offensive things anymore. *laughs*

Me: They do too.

Chucky: *laughs one more time* Whatever, let's just finish the "dang" episode.

Me: Actually, it's longer.

Chucky: *laughs* You walked into that one. That's what she-

*Tiffany socks Chucky in the stomach*

Chucky: OW!

Me: *smirks* I STILL have the keyboard AND the remote.

Chucky (worried): No, no. JD, you wouldn't want to do ANYthing we'd regret, right? I'm your friend to the end, remember?

Me: Let's see...Tiffany, what's that out there?

Tiffany: Where? *walks out the door*

Me: *still smirking* Alright, Chucky. It's "playtime".

Chucky (to himself): Aw, crap.

Me: *types on keyboard*

*Barbie doll about Chucky's size appears*

Chucky: Well, hello, dollface.

*rim shot*

Me: *types on keyboard*

Tiffany: *walks into the room* *gasps* Chucky!

Chucky: It isn't what it looks like, honey!

Tiffany: Don't you "honey" me! I walk out of the room for 10 seconds and you're already hitting on another girl!

Chucky (talks through his teeth): *walks over to me* I will get you for this.

Me: ANNNND, We're back! No more of these stupid things, at least make an EFFORT to not say anything mean.

Chucky: Wait! A-Aren't you gonna fix this?

Me: Hmm...I guess you're right. *types on keyboard* *disappears*

Chucky (angry and sarcastic): OH, VERY FUNNY, JD! Dumbass.

*computer with an e-mail appears*

Chucky: *opens e-mail and clicks "play" on the video*

Me (from the computer): You're right, I fixed it, I've had enough headaches from arguments. You're on your own, "pal".

Chucky: At least I can close you from this thing!

Me (from the computer): By the way, you're yelling at a RECORDING, dumbass. *laughs* *video ends*

Chucky: *growls* I want to arrange a play-date of DEATH with that dumbass. I've got the PERFECT "toy" play with. *holds up his signature axe*

*Author's Note ends*

The alien roared, as it ran to Chucky.

Just then, Lara Croft came crashing through the door. "A-HA! Just as the readings of extra-terrestrial life indicated. Wait...Michael, is this bugga friends with you?"

Michael looked at the alien for about two seconds. "Nope."

Lara shot the alien with a laser gun, as the alien died, while turning to dust.

"WE WILL BE BACK, FOOLISH EARTHLINGS!" A voice growled from the U.F.O. with the beam still down.

Lara shot out the beam's light-bulb, as it went out.

"Dammit!" The voice cursed, as it flew away to parts unknown.

"Michael, I have a very important job for you and possibly your friends." Said Lara.

The nightmares looked wide-eyed at Croft.

"Uh, no. I don't want to work-" Chucky was interrupted as Ghostface kicked him HARD. "Owww."

"What is it, Lara?" Michael asked.

"Even though it's not Halloween, the agency I work for is putting up a search for infamous killers Jack the Ripper and the Headless Horseman." Answered Lara.

The nightmares gasped.

"So why do you need US?" Asked Chucky.

"I figure that since all of you are killers...and of course infamous...you could probably lure the Ripper out better than any of the other agents...even WITH their technology."

The nightmares looked wide-eyed at Lara Croft.

"So, let me get this straight...you need US to lure Jack the Ripper out in London because he'd be attracted to fellow killers?" Michael asked, cocking his head while raising an eyebrow.

"Precisely." Answered Lara.

"Alright, we'll do it." Said Michael.

"Excellent. The spy jet is right out front." Replied Lara.

"I'll stay here, I fell asleep during the movie." Commented Shorty.

And with that being said, the nightmares, Regan and Lara were off to London.

The jet was HUGE. It had weapons and gadgets of all sorts. It even had a "temporary captured monster chamber".

"Hey! Wait a minute...Miss Croft, did you get that chupacabra from South America?" Asked Evil Ed.

"Yes, vampire...the mythical "goat sucker" is in component 185 in the temporary captured monster chamber." Answered Lara.

"Sparky?" Asked Evil Ed.

The chupacabra roared in acknowledgment. "Oh, Sparky...it is you."

Evil Ed pushed a red button on top of the cage and it freed his dog-like pet.

"No, don't! That one is highly dangerous!" Demanded Lara.

"For your information, lady...THIS "highly dangerous creature" is MY dog!" Snapped Evil Ed.

"I should've known," Lara grumbled.

1 hour and 18 minutes later...

The commander of Lara's agency came on a screen next to the jet's yoke. "Attention, Agent Croft...according to our readings, you are in London...prepare for landing and engaging in your mission."

"Copy that, commander." Replied Lara.

The man disappeared from the screen as Lara landed the jet.

"What the? We're here ALREADY?" Asked Michael.

"Correct, in the spy jet, when in missions it flys you to your destination as fast as possible." Answered Lara.

"Sweet." Said Ghostface.

"Now, be on your guard. At midnight tonight..or possibly earlier, we are going to engage in operation Ripper." Commented Lara. "Plus I might need you for a few other missions."

"But it's Halloween." Answered Michael Myers. "I wanted to kil- I mean...it's Halloween, why so many missions?"

"Because, the agency finds more monsters around this time of the year rather than any other."

Suddenly, the commander of the agency came on to Lara's video watch. "Attention, Agent Croft. If you can't catch the Ripper at this moment, our super-computer has picked up readings of the Headless Horseman are coming from location: Sleepy Hollow, New York."

"Copy that, commander." Replied Croft, as the commander was gone with a flash. "Looks like if we can't lure Ripper out in the next minute, we're going to Sleepy Hollow to locate the legendary Headless Horseman."

"Alright...GO!" Announced Ghostface.

"Since when are YOU in charge of this mission?" Freddy asked as a rhetorical question.

"Look, I just want to complete these missions, go back home..er...Michael's house, sit at the couch, watch TV and drink beer." Answered Ghostface.

Freddy became silent, as he didn't know how to respond to that.

"Alright, I'll go first." Said Ghostface.

And with that being said, Ghostface walked randomly by buildings. "Here Ripper, Ripper, Ripper! Uncle Ghostsy-face wants to talk with ya."

Freddy cautiously face-palmed himself with his clawed hand.

"Well, what do we do now?" Tiffany asked.

"I guess that we're going to Sleepy Hollow and coming back." Answered Lara.

Suddenly, a mysterious shadow-like figure jumped out from nowhere.

"What the hell?" Asked Freddy Krueger.

"It's time that you blokes take a twist in time." The dark figure answered.

"Wait...Jack the Ripper?" Asked Michael Myers.

"Correct and who the bloody hell are you?" The Ripper asked.

"I'm Michael Myers..you know...from "Halloween"?" Answered Michael.

"Oh, I've seen your work. Especially in Pasadena." Said Jack. "You had a few GOOD films but the re-makes were just CRAP."

Freddy and Chucky laughed.

"Freddy and Chucky, same thing with you blokes." The Ripper added. "I think the new guy made Freddy look gay and Chucky...your last movie was okay...like the original but...I think that you should spend more time on killing than saying "there is no God". That's just wrong, mate."

Freddy and Chucky became silent.

"The only movie sequels that I really liked were from Jigsaw. Nice work, William." The Ripper finished.

Jigsaw smiled.

"Oh, come on!" Chucky wined. "Freaking Hollywood RUINED me, I tell ya!"

Tiffany, Glen and Glenda raised an eyebrow. "I mean...freaking Hollywood ruined my...possibly last movie?"

Chucky's family stopped raising eyebrows.

"Jack the Ripper, you're under arrest!" Lara announced.

"Lara Croft...super-natural investigator. You should know by now that NOBODY can catch me." Jack replied. "In fact, time for you to "take a stroll down memory lane"."

"What the-"

And with that, Jack the Ripper pulled out a lantern from his coat. "How do you THINK that nobody has ever caught me? Time Travel Lantern, take us to 1820!"

The lantern made a big flash and instantly transported the nightmares, Regan and Lara Croft to Sleepy Hollow, New York in 1820.

"Where the heck are we?" Asked Regan.

"Sleepy Hollow, New York in 1820, luv." The Ripper answered.

"Perfect, time to look for the Headless Horseman." Commented Lara.

"B-B-But, Miss Croft...I remember watching the "Back to the Future" movies and they toughttaught me that you shouldn't mess with things in the past." Regan protested.

Lara chuckled. "Cute, but those movies were simply fictional."

"Fine, but don't say that I didn't warn you." Regan groaned.

A man on a horse came and stopped.

"Excuse me, sir but we're looking for the Headless-" Regan got cut off.

The man only took one look at the nightmares. He let out a scream, as his frightened horse ran away.

"Alright, I'm offended. Leatherface, if you please." Instructed Michael.

"With pleasure." Leatherface replied, running after the man.

Leatherface came only a few inches close to the horse.

"Good heavens! Giddy-up, Thunder!" The man cried.

Leatherface threw the chainsaw, it flew and cut the horse's reigns, making the man fall flat on his back as his horse continued to run.

Leatherface walked to the man.

"No, no..please...stay back, heathen!" The man commanded.

Leatherface picked the man up, along with his chainsaw, Regan, Lara and the other nightmares came.

"N-NO! Leave me alone, creatures of the dark!" The man demanded.

"Calm down, wig-head." Said Ghostface.

"Yeah, man. Just chillax." Agreed Jason.

"What strange dialogue. I have never heard such language." The man confessed.

"Pardon us, sir but can you please give us directions?" Asked Regan.

"Besides praying to God for forgiveness for doing such a dastardly thing like making me fall from my horse?" The man asked.

"Besides that." Answered Regan. "We're looking for the Headless Horseman, have you heard of him?"

"Are you daft, young lady? Of course I've heard of him. My friends say that he is after every single person in this town, looking for a new head." The man answered.

"Okay, we've heard enough. Jason." Instructed Michael.

"Wait, Michael? You wouldn't happen to be related to Michael Amadeus Myers, would you?" The man asked.

"Yeah, he's my great-...I mean, my grandfather." Answered Michael. "Why?"

"I knew it! The grandson of Michael Amadeus Myers would come and aid the Horseman's evil deeds! People of Sleepy Hollow, I was righ-"

"Jason," Michael instructed.

Voorhees nodded, punching the man while knocking him out.

"Hopefully, he won't remember a thing." Michael commented.

The Headless Horseman came galloping, letting out an evil laugh.

The horseman swung his sword, cutting Michael's head off.

Everyone gasped in horror.

The Horseman came back around.

Lara Croft angrily karate-kicked the Horseman in the stomach, knocking him off his horse.

Michael's severed body stood up, bending over and retrieving his head.

"OH MY GOD!" Everyone exclaimed.

"What? Nothing new, haven't ANY of you seen "Halloween: Resurrection"?" Michael asked, sticking his head back to his body.

"Horseman, you're under arrest!" Lara announced. "Why did you decapitate my cousin, you bugga?!"

The Horseman stood up, shrugging his shoulders, as he couldn't speak for obvious reasons.

"Oh...either way-" Lara got cut off.

The Horseman's horse came back, running Lara Croft over.

"What the freak?!" Everyone gasped.

The Horseman got on his horse and rode back to his home of the tree of death.

"LARA! Are you okay?!" Everyone asked.

"I...suppose...Ripper...I have one thing to say to you."

"And what would that be?" Asked Jack.

"This is all your fault..." Lara answered.

"N-No worries, Lara...we'll get you to the hospital!" Michael said. "Jason, help me out here!"

Jason Voorhees picked Croft up.

"M...M...Michael...No matter what happens...I'm proud of you." Lara admitted.

Michael formed a tear in his eye.

"Regan...y-you're a great kid...I'm sorry for the lose of your parents...thank you everybody for being there for me. Scott...I'm sorry for chasing you just because you are a werewolf. Take good care of Regan. D...D...David...I...l...l...lo..." Lara cut herself off with her last dying breath.

Everybody cried.

"YOU PUNK!" Michael yelled out of anger, socking the Ripper. "If you didn't use time travel, this wouldn't have happened!"

"I-I-I'm...terribly sorry." The Ripper cried with a bloody nose, standing up. "I thought it would've taught everybody a lesson but in the process...it lead to the DEATH of my mutual "friendemy"."

During all the yelling, Regan put an ear by Lara's heart and felt Lara's wrist.

"Guys! Lara's not dead! There's still hope!" Regan excitedly exclaimed.

Everybody looked at Regan.

"Hurry! We've got to get her to the hospital!" Michael instructed in excitement.

"Wait here!" Said Evil Ed.

Evil Ed left the nightmares.

2 minutes later...

Evil Ed came back with a HUGE black stallion.

"What the? How the hell did you get a horse so BIG?" Freddy asked.

"It was a PAIN to round-up the horses because they were afraid of me." Evil Ed answered. "When I got this horse, I found a witch and she said a spell that made the horse grow close to giant."

The nightmares just shrugged it off. "Makes sense to me" They all said in unison.

"We need the horse to go FAST." Regan commented.

"No problem." Evil Ed replied.

And with that being said, Evil Ed's eyes started to glow red, as he bit the horse's neck.

Everybody looked wide-eyed, as the horse screeched. The horse's eyes started to glow red, as he grew wings and fangs.

"C'mon, everybody, let's get miss Croft to the hospital." Evil Ed commented.

And with THAT, the nightmares, Regan and the near-dead Lara Croft were off.

On the ground, towns-people watched the nightmares, Regan and the near-dead Lara Croft flying through the sky.

"What on earth is that, Jebediah?" A frontierswoman asked her husband.

"I have no idea, maybe it's a bird." Jebediah thought.

"That big?" The frontierswoman asked.

"Perhaps it's just an eagle," Jebediah answered. "We should probably get inside before the Horseman comes riding his dark horse."

The frontierswoman nodded, as her and Jebediah ran hastily into their house.

"Are we there yet?" Asked Scott.

"I think I see one about a few miles away." Michael answered.

"Good, 'cause-" Scott got cut off, falling off the flying vampire horse.

Scott was saved however by grabbing the horse's leg, using his werewolf strength.

The vampire horse turned its head and growled, revealing his fangs.

"Uh...what the heck is wrong with this horse?!" Scott asked with a lot of concern.

"Aw, crap." Evil Ed said under his breath. "He doesn't like you because vampires and werewolves NATURALLY hate each other!"

"Well thanks a lot for turning him into a wolf hater, fang-freak!" Scott sarcastically called, trying to get back up.

"Hey, it's either Lara dies from regular horse speed, or the horse flys and we get her to the hospital in a heartbeat!" Evil Ed called. "Uh...my bad. Sorry, Mr. Myers!"

Michael rolled his eyes.

"Look, there it is! Land, vampire-horse thing!" Regan commanded.

The vampire horse quit glaring at Scott and did as he was told.

Scott managed to let go in mid-air.

"Scott!" Regan called.

Regan noticed a grappling hook in Lara's pocket.

Regan MacNeil grabbed and used it to get Scott, as it hook attached itself to the back of his jacket, pulling him back.

"Thanks, Regan."

"No prob, Scott."

Everybody landed, as Jason carried Lara to the hospital near by.

"G-G-Greetings, strangers." The doctor greeted nervously. "What can I do you for?"

"My cousin got run over by a horse, can you fix her?" Michael asked with concern.

"Well...let's see...She looks like she has big scratches and of course, hoof-prints." The doctor answered.

"C-Can they be fixed?" Asked Michael.

"I suppose but it will take at LEAST a week of operating." The doctor answered.

"A WEEK?!" Everybody asked.

"Well, yes. We don't have THAT great of technology but my brother is working on inventions that COULD help." The doctor answered.

"Okay...thanks, doctor. Come on, guys." Michael groaned.

The nightmares and Regan walked out the door.

"Well, what now?" Jason finally asked.

"Mr. Ripper, can you, like...travel through time to make sure this doesn't happen?" Asked Regan.

"Well, I could but we have to act fast, as my magical time-lantern is running out of fire and magic sand." The Ripper answered.

"Okay."

"Magic time-lantern, take us back a few minutes ago!" Jack commanded.

The time-lantern started to glow and with a flash, the nightmares and Regan were transported through time once more.

"Look! There we are!" Regan exclaimed.

"You still have that grappling hook, Reg?" Asked Scott.

"Yeah, great idea, Scott." Regan answered. "Careful...careful..."

Regan fired the grappling hook, grabbing Lara by the pocket.

"What the?" Past Michael asked.

Past Horseman's horse came running back, but time had been re-written.

"What the?" Lara asked.

The lantern started to glow and with a flash, the nightmares and Regan disappeared.

Past Horseman got on his horse to retreat to his home.

"What the heck was that?" Asked past Regan.

The past nightmares and Regan look through the bush to pick past Lara up.

Mean while in the "present"...

"What the heck?!" The present nightmares and Regan asked.

"Uh-oh...this is not good." The Ripper commented.

"What's not good?" Asked Scott.

"Well, we have succeeded in re-writing history but in the process...I've ran out of magical sand."

"Wait, w-w-we just traveled through time and now we're stuck in an ALTERNATE future...or present that could fade at any moment?!" Scott asked while panicking.

"Correct, but I've been in this situation before...we have about a week before the alternate timeline truly disappears." The Ripper answered.

"W-W-W-Wait a minute...why a WEEK?" Scott asked, still panicking.

"Because, magical sand can be made when a werewolf drools on regular sand on a full moon." Jack answered. "Or...we COULD find it somewhere that sells magical items."

"Edward, didn't you say that you met a witch while getting her to make the horse bigger?" Asked Regan.

"Oh yeah...she's by the tree of death, the Headless Horseman's hide-out or home, or whatever." Evil Ed answered.

"Well great." Responded the sarcastic Krueger. "The freaking Headless Horseman is there and we need some kind of magical sand crap to get home."

"Wait, aren't we APART of the alternate future?" Asked Scott.

"Not sure if it works that way, Scotty...I suppose that we'll just blend in with the FUTURE or PRESENT somehow..." The Ripper answered.

"Well...I think that we should-"

Ghostface was cut off by the Horseman's evil laughter.

Everybody moved out-of-the-way, as the Horseman galloped to the village on his black horse.

"Go!" Instructed Freddy.

The nightmares and Regan ran as fast as they could.

"Wait...Edward, couldn't we just take the horse?" Asked Regan.

"The vampire horse has disappeared because of history being re-written." The Ripper answered, "Only very FEW things fade in the first day."

The nightmares and Regan found the witch's shop that Evil Ed had found an hour ago.

"We're here to buy some magical time-sand." Said Michael.

"Well...looks like you've come to the right place, friends." The witch replied. "Here you go."

"How much?" Scott asked.

"Oh, this is 1820...magical time-sand can't be BOUGHT...it has to be TRADED." The witch answered.

"Say what?" Asked Jason.

"Bring me the Horseman's flaming pumpkin and the magical time-sand is ALL yours."

"Scotty, you know what to do." Ghostface instructed.

"Right." Scott replied, turning into a werewolf.

Scott ran and came back in about 5 seconds with the pumpkin.

"Oh my, you didn't have to fight-"

"Nope, Horseman's out in the village looking for victims." Scott answered.

"The magic time-sand is yours." The witch said, handing Scott the mentioned item.

"Thanks...why did you want the Headless Horseman's pumpkin?" Scott asked.

"Oh...for...display." The witch answered. "I needed something interesting to lure customers in."

"Makes sense to me. Mr. Ripper, if you would." Scott responded, handing the sand to Jack.

"Okay," The Ripper replied, putting the sand in his lantern and using a lit candle in the shop to light it. "Magical time-lantern, take us back to the present date!"

With a flash, the nightmares and Regan were transported to the present.

Everybody was at the spy jet.

"Wake up, Michael." A familiar voice called.

Michael opened his eyes to see his friends looking at him.

"You fell asleep before we got to London. We saw the Ripper but he got away." Said Lara Croft.

"Huh? Lara! I had the most CRAZIEST dream. We all watched "Predators" and we met Jack the Ripper and LARA, YOU..we...Jack toke us back in time and you got run over by the Headless Horseman's horse."

"Don't look at me." Freddy joked.

Michael laughed sarcastically. "Well, I'm glad all of that was a dream."

"Look, Michael. A package came today." Regan blurted.

"What is it? Where is it from?" Asked Michael.

"Doesn't say." Regan answered.

"You better let ME open it so you don't cut yourself on the cardboard." Freddy suggested.

Everybody laughed a bit.

Freddy opened the package and found something rather strange... "Weird...it looks like a doll house version of Michael's house...or entirely of Pasadena."

"Bonehead Krueger, that's a diorama." Replied Lara Croft.

"Well, here you go, Regan." Freddy handed the model of the house to Regan.

"Thanks, Uncle Freddy." Regan responded.

Everybody looked at Freddy, as he had been called his "nick-name" from Regan.

"Oh...uh...roar, you know I hate that name, roar." Freddy faked.

Everybody laughed, as Freddy blushed.

"Well, Krueger, looks like you're Regan's "adoptive" uncle." Pennywise joked.

Everybody looked strange at Pennywise.

A familiar person walked into the room. "Oh, I almost forgot. Mr. Myers, here's a book of your family tree. There's something that you have GOT to see."

"J-J-J-Jack the...Ripper?" Michael stuttered.

"Correct. Hey, Regan...you should know something about that particular diorama." The Ripper answered.

"What?" Regan asked.

"Here, let me show you. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" Jack called.

A familiar looking character became full-sized from the model.

"Darn it, Jack. I wanted the kid to figure it out." Beetlejuice replied.

"B-B-B-Beetlejuice? From the Tim Burton movie?" Regan asked.

"The one and only, Megan." Beetlejuice answered.

"It's "Regan"." Regan replied.

"That's what I said, hello?" Beetlejuice joked, pretended to "bonk" Regan on the top of her head.

Michael fainted.

"What's up with Mr. Myers? We re-write history, he passed out from a simple knock on the head from the Horseman's pumpkin and NOW he faints." Jack wondered.

The Ripper turned to the camera. "Just wait until he sees his family tree." he said with a laugh, as the camera fades to black.

A character wearing a suit and tie comes to the screen. "Some people believe that dreams can tell the future. What DID Mr. Myers experience, a simple DREAM...or an omen? Only time will tell. Thank you for reading, this has been "The Horror Slasher-flic Series: Nightmares Collide"."

Well, there's the new chapter. Sorry if this was random and long but,...that's what I thought for this chapter. It takes such a LONG time to write these. No worries, from what my OC said was simply parodying "The Twilight Zone". This isn't the end of "The Horror Slasher-flic Series: Nightmares Collide". Have a good night, everybody.

"Weird Science" by Oingo Boingo plays as the credits roll.

End Credits:

Created by: JDFlame20222

Inspired by: Horror movies. lol.

Special thanks to my friend Dre and reviewer Guest (whoever gave me the idea of the alien from "Predators" coming. lol.)

Cast List intended:

Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger

YouTube user cryptkaper as Jason Voorhees

Dave Sheridan and Dave Coulier as Ghostface/Scream (Dave Coulier as Doofy's real voice.)

YouTube user joshiiwuh as Leatherface

Jared M. Gordon as Michael Myers

Dog barking and howling sound effects as Max the Rottweiler

Brad Dourif as Charles "Chucky" Ray

Billy Boyd as Glen Ray

Ariel Winter as Regan MacNeil

Jennifer Tilly as Tiffany "Tiff" Ray

Jessica DiCicco as Glenda Ray

Courtenay Taylor as Bloody Mary

Truck honking and tire screeching sound effects as Happy Toyz Co. "Green face" the Green Goblin truck

Reed Alexander as Edward "Evil Ed" Thompson

Tim Curry as Pennywise the dancing clown/It

Dane Boedigheimer as Jigsaw/Billy the puppet

Keeley Hawes as Lara Croft

A.J. Locascio as Scott Howard

Doug Bradley as Pinhead

Marlon Wayans as Shorty Meeks

Johnny Depp as Jack the Ripper

Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice

Songs:

"Wierd Science" by Oingo Boingo

I don't own "The Twilight Zone", this episode was a parody.

A note to the con-criters, Eliminator or whoever ELSE that wants to point out the I used an idea through a request review, I didn't ASK for ideas so, you can't PIN the whole "interactive rule" crap on me. LOL XD
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