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Kushina being mad was a huge understatement; this woman had begun to infuriate her. Yugito was going to stay in Konoha just to be with Naruto! The gall that this puny woman held! Still, Kushina couldn't help but smirk when she accepted her as a challenge. The other women that wanted Naruto would stand no chance against a beautiful, aspiring, demon overlord, let alone a Jinchuriki that shared some of her personality! 'A worthy rival indeed…' Kushina thought as she returned the jealousy/lust filled glares that were sent from Yugito.

Naruto, for the most part, was really happy that Yugito was staying; another person that was a lot like him; demon wielders, hard workers, and blondes. He never once thought on how she would manage to convince old man Hokage on how she could stay without even saying anything to him, but that was a problem for a different day.

"Yugito-chan, (Kushina's hands tighten on his back which made him flinch with pain) where are you going to stay?" Naruto spoke with concern as Kushina's head perked up.

Kushina moved her head toward his ear and began to whisper. Naruto's smile dropped downwards as Kushina continued her slow, very detailed, and very serious plea. A trickle of blood came from Naruto's nose before exploding into a river; his faced started to change into a deep red as Kushina finished.

"Well how about it Naruto-kun?" She said nonchalantly as Naruto stood still for several seconds. He shook his head slowly while Kushina began to rub his shoulders. "PLEEEAAASSSEEE?-!" She begged like a little child. Naruto regretted making the deal with her as she continued the ministrations on his body.

Yugito could only imagine what Kushina told the boy she was straddling, she didn't know why but she liked the vivid imaginations she was having.

'I didn't think someone's body could stretch at that angle! Oh Naruto!' Yugito drooled as she continued to imagine the obscene acts that Naruto would do. If only she had known of the other girls that had their eyes on him… She snapped out of her hallucinations as she saw Naruto bickering with Kushina.

"K-Kushina-chan, what the heck is your problem?-!" Naruto said as he held his hands over his ears. Kushina smirked as she noted the red tint on his face and continued her teasing. Naruto had fallen in a slump as he heard the dirty details. Yugito saw enough and decided to step in with an "ahem".

Naruto looked up at his savior and smiled happily while Kushina scowled bitterly. Naruto got to his feet and started to walk towards Yugito slowly; not that Kushina was heavy or anything, Naruto already knew to never mention a woman's weight or age, the results were always painful, he had lost a huge amount of blood from Kushina's fantasy "sleepover" and could barely stand on his own. As he walked Yugito smiled sweetly and met him half way.

Naruto raised his hand and asked "What do you say Yugito-chan, Do you want to be roommates?" Yugito blinked and a blush formed on her face as she shook his hand. Perfect was the word to describe Yugito's smile that is until Kushina spoke with an acidic tone. "Hey, what about me?-! Don't I get a say in this? I am living with you Naruto-kun; you'd think you would ask me how I felt about this…" Kushina looked sad before shrugging and saying nonchalantly "Eh, its fine I guess… Welcome roommate" She said bitterly as she raised her hand towards Yugito. You could make diamonds with the pressure that the hands showed.

Naruto gulped nervously as he looked at the women's hands shake with raw power. 'Kami, do you get off with making me suffer?' Naruto thought as he closed his eyes and hoped for the best.

With Sasuke

"Show me what you got Chouji!" Sasuke yelled as he dodged several kunai. The training field was destroyed from all the repeated strikes with his Tenshi no yōna taifū, along with Chouji's monstrous amount of chakra induced punches. These two ninjas became friends one day when Sasuke traveled to the Akamichi grounds to give his door-to-door speech on Kami. Chouji (A/N: or is it Choji?) answered the door to his compound and one speech, a lunch, and a spar later, made them friends. Sasuke wowed him with details about how Kami can change your life and how faith can get rid of your problems with ease, while Chouji listened with utmost respect on the topic.

Sasuke sure did change when Kami came into his life, he stopped brooding, he stopped acting like an avenger, and he spoke in complete sentences. Totally different than before, he had a positive outlook on life and Chouji made his day when he offered lunch. He trusted Chouji, the reason was vague. Was it because he offered food? Was it because he offered to spar? Was it because he was a secondary character in a greater scheme of things? Sasuke didn't know but what he did know was that he was reliable and would make a good comrade when handling the meeting with the Village Council later on today.

The meeting was about teaching Kami in all schools, businesses, academy's, etc. Sasuke had a petition with over 2,001 signatures that wanted it done. With Chouji as his friend, he would have the support of the Akamichi clan, along with those that are associated with said clan. Chouji wasn't a pawn in an intricate plot; he was a friend, a friend with powerful connections. A bonus, one would say.

Chouji began to pant as he looked to the sun and asked "Shouldn't we get ready for the meeting? It's going to start soon."

Sasuke nodded and began to walk towards the village "That is correct friend, lets hurry, and we don't want to be late." Sasuke spoke in between pants.

With the Council

"Sasuke Uchiha, you may speak your cause." An elderly woman stated gently as she waved her hand towards the center of the room. Sasuke, along with Chouji, walked towards the center and held the petition towards the Council members.

"This petition has been signed by well over 2,000 villagers; the petition is for the teaching of Kami in all areas of literature, training, and academies for upcoming ninja and civilians. My friend Chouji Akamichi and his clan have also agreed to this, which is why I urge you consider this decision." Sasuke said as he bowed slightly.

The council, well the clan heads along with the political leaders and Hokage anyway, narrowed their eyes for a moment before Sarutobi spoke out. "We'll discuss this in private, we'll return soon." With that, the council, except the civilian council, left the room hastily and began to discuss.

"We simply cannot allow this to happen. The Uchiha is getting to much support; he'll go power-hungry like all the Uchiha before him and attempt to overturn us!" Hiashi Hyuuga said calmly while the other clan heads, except for the Akamichi, nodded with agreement.

"Now, I know we cannot trust him with this much power, but my boy surely trusts him. Maybe we can just keep an eye on him?" Choza pleaded while everyone else shook their head.

"For now, I rule that we attempt to get rid of the problem- WITHOUT killing him." Sarutobi said calmly as he lit his pipe and began to puff some smoke. The others nodded until Choza spoke out.

"And how will we do this?" Everyone looked at Sarutobi with curious eyes. Sarutobi exhaled deeply and pondered. He came to a conclusion.

"We'll have to use his friends…"

Inside The Village

"Come on Yugao-chan! You just can't call "dibs" on him like that! He's a human being!" Anko said as she twitched from the glare that Yugao gave off.

Yugao scoffed "Since when do you care for men like that? Besides, I've known him for years; sure he didn't know I was there for most of his life, but still! You can't have him, he's mine!" She ended with a possessive smirk as Anko closed her hand with anger.

'She's acting like a child!' Anko thought as she huffed "You do realize how wrong that sounds right? Stalker, cougar, oh there's so many things to call you now…"She loved teasing her, it was a hobby that she enjoyed very much so. Yugao never really participated in the hunt to the full extent; she would just trap the victim and take the reward money if there was one.

Yugao nearly fell from her chair as she heard the last part. "W-Whatever Anko-chan, you know how I feel about him! And besides you promised you wouldn't do anything with him!" She said desperately. Anko chirped happily as she shook her head before leaving Yugao alone.

"Promise overturned…"

Back with Naruto

Naruto was smiling as he saw that Kushina and Yugito were getting along, sure it freaked him out that whenever they asked something the other would respond with a really big smile, which by the way, were obviously fake, but Naruto being Naruto just shrugged it off. What was strange was Kushina's behavior towards Naruto; whenever Yugito asked something to him, Kushina would place her hand on his cheek and began to run the tips of her fingers across his face sensually. Yugito's eyes would twitch with agitation and had to resort into breathing in deeply to remain calm.

"Naruto-kun… Are you ok with… her being on your back?" Yugito asked as Kushina continued the finger massage on Naruto's face. Kushina shot an angry glare that made the temperature drop by several degrees. Naruto put on his thinking face (Puts one hand on his hip while the other hand goes to his chin) and began to ponder.

'Oh man! There isn't a right answer to this question! If I say No then Kushina-chan would get sad or even worse… angry… If I say yes then Kushina-chan would tease me about it!' Naruto realized in his head as he began to think for an alternate option. He found one but decided not to say anything.

Yugito raised an eyebrow at his silence and shot Kushina a quick victory glance before setting her eyes on the blonde in front of her and asked "Well Naruto-kun? Are you ok with her being on your back all this time?" Naruto gulped as he felt Kushina tighten her grip on his neck.

Naruto began to sweat and decided to speak up. "I like having her on my back, she's really soothing when she's not trying to corrupt my morality with promises on "bliss", but if had a choice whether or not to carry her I'll say no. This is a favor I owe her; I told her if she could help you with your demon and, well now I'm stuck like this with her. Not that I mind of course…" He finished with a nervous laugh as he noticed Kushina's death grip loosen somewhat.

Kushina and Yugito were confused, which was Naruto's plan in the first place, he didn't mind but he didn't want to? 'Should I be mad or happy?' Kushina pondered while Yugito just sighed as her plan was ruined thanks to Naruto's quick thinking.

Naruto smirked as he began to walk to the village. The sun was setting which confused him deeply. 'How can it be this late already? How long was I abducted?-!' He led the way to his apartment while Kushina and Yugito were having a stare down that almost screamed out "I'M THE ALPHA WOMAN, YOU BACK OFF!"

Naruto opened the door and realized one problem, there's only one bed… 3 people can't fit in a bed… While Naruto thought of other ways to sleep, Kushina and Yugito were thinking on something else. Yugito blushed as her mind took off into Imagination World as she began thinking all the possibilities that could happen on the small bed. Kushina began to hug Naruto's back and made sure that her breasts would make themselves known to the blonde one. Naruto felt Kushina and blushed heavily.

For almost a second Naruto thought mechanically 'Share the bed with Kushina-chan! Don't even think about it! It'll be heaven!' Naruto shook his head as if to get rid of the thought that went through his head, something that got Kushina surprised.

'How the-?-! He didn't fall for it?-! Is my control really that bad now?-!' Kushina thought as Naruto made several clones and sent them outside. A few awkward minutes passed until the clones returned with a mattress and some blankets. They put the mattress on the floor and dispelled themselves.

"There you go! Problem solved for everyone!" Naruto said as he pointed to the mattress. Kushina and Yugito sweat dropped as their hopes got shattered with his innocent thinking.

Naruto went to the kitchen and pulled out three ramen packets and began to boil some water. His stomach growled as he realized he hasn't eaten in several days due to everything that had happened to him over the past several days. 'Haku, Hana, Kurenai, Yugao, Anko, Kushina, and now Yugito, I made so many friends in so little time. I can't lose people like them, they already know of the demon inside of me, and yet they still care for me. I won't let anything or anyone hurt them, they're my precious people.' Naruto thought as he poured the ramen onto the water in separate bowls for Kushina and Yugito.

They looked at the ramen with a confused look, one that Naruto caught instantly. "What's wrong? Is everything ok with your ramen?" He asked.

"I've never eaten ramen before; all I know is that you love this stuff more than life itself." Naruto sweat dropped at Kushina's answers while Yugito simply nodded in agreement. Kiri didn't have any ramen stands or anything like the sort. Both of the women looked at the food in front of them before shrugging and began to eat. They smiled happily as they began to stuff their faces with the ramen while Naruto grinned with a sheepish grin. Ramen always seemed to get to his new friends it seemed.

Kushina, however, kept her word when she said she wouldn't leave his back for anything. Eating hot ramen was part of that as some boiling water landed on his face… along with his neck… and back… Needless to say Naruto learned several things. For one, Kushina, despite being the most powerful kitsune in existence, can be a real klutz, and two, jumping into the shower from the scalding pain, WITH said kitsune, can lead to probably the most awkward moment in a young man's life.

Kushina taking off the very little clothes she had on inside the shower didn't help one bit.

A/N: I'm deeply sorry for the EXTREMELY late update on this story. I've fallen ill once again and school ended for me which meant party after party nonstop. Also I had a serious case of Writers Block which stopped me for a while. This chapter is notoriously short so I'll add an Omake to try and sooth your anger towards me. P.s Please review. Okay here's the Omake!

Omake

Shino was thinking on what had happened the other day when he was training with his team. He remembered every gruesome detail. The foam, the cursed foam didn't stop appearing on his face. The seizure like twitches made his blood run cold, it was terrible. He couldn't control his body, and that unnerved him, not that he would show it. That would be… Unreal…

Shino's flashback on that dreaded day was disturbed when he heard a conversation occurring between two people outside of the small building he was in.

"Konan! Why are we here? Tobi doesn't like it here!" One voice whined in confusion. The voice was male but the tone was strange to say the least.

"Enough Tobi, it's time for your monthly meeting with a psychiatrist, you know you have to go to these things. You drive everyone crazy back at the headquarters; it's for our own good Tobi!" The other voice responded back with an exasperated tone.

The door knob twisted and a person walked in, clearly unhappy with his situation. The person sat beside Shino and began to play with his fingers in what seemed to be a battle scene in which the person made sound effects as his fingers fought each other for control. The sight alone made Shino move a seat away from the man.

The man turned and laid a smile as he reached out a hand towards Shino and spoke out loudly. "HELLO! My name is Tobi and Tobi is a good boy! Tobi doesn't like coming to people like these because they mess with my brains!" Tobi had his hand reached out as if waiting patiently.

Shino stared at the man before him and began to analyze him. In several seconds some of his bugs made their way onto Tobi before getting picked off and squished. Shino raised an eyebrow at this and shook his hand.

Tobi looked happy as he squished more of the bugs that made their way onto him. "Tobi doesn't like bugs; they crawl everywhere and ruin my fun time!" Tobi said as he picked off more of Shino's bugs. Shino didn't like seeing his precious bugs getting destroyed like that and asked him a question.

"Who are you? I've never seen or heard of you from this village before. You don't have any clothing that marks you from any of the hidden villages. You can't be a civilian since you managed to detect my comrades." Shino ended while his stoic cold posture didn't change one bit.

Tobi grinned even bigger "My name is Tobi and Tobi is a good boy!" Shino kept his cool even though Tobi didn't even answer his questions.

"Answer my question, where did you come from?" Shino asked once again.

Tobi sighed as he steadied himself. "Tobi doesn't know because Tobi is a good boy and good boys don't ask questions like that, which Tobi is a good boy! When Tobi asks that, Tobi's friends call him a bad boy, who Tobi isn't, but a good boy Tobi is!"

Shino's eye brow began to twitch with anger. "What is wrong with you? By not answering my question you are being a bad boy. You aren't a good boy." Shino replied almost as if agitated. Tobi's smile faltered down to a whimper.

"No! Tobi is a good boy! Honest! I really am a good boy!" He yelled out with tears running out of his single eye patch. Shino's hands began to shake as if almost to strangle the man in front of him.

Shino's psychiatrist was going to have a hand full today.