It was a brand new school year at the prestigious, high-class, expensive private high school called Magix High.

The students all waked along the halls chattering excitedly about the summer vacation they just had where they travelled to the most exotic planets and went shopping for the most expensive designer brands in all the dimensions.

In this high school, there was a very popular clique of girls who called themselves the Winx Club. Their names were Bloom, Flora, Stella, Musa, Tecna and Aisha.

But also in this school, there were other rival cliques. There was a clique who called themselves the Betas, whose leader was a girl named Chimera.

There was also one whose leader was Mitzi, a clique who was led by a girl named Krystal and yet another clique who was led by Diaspro.

But the nastiest one of them all was a clique called the Trix, which consisted of Icy, Darcy and Stormy.

Anyway, the Winx Club were walking along the hallways when they were confronted by the Trix.

"Hey Winx. We're going to confront you and star a fight for no reason other than the fact that we hate you!"

"Yeah? Well, we'll stay here and fight you for no reason other than the author is making us do this crap!" Bloom exclaimed.

So they had a big, giant catfight and the whole school watched until Principal Faragonda had to come in with all the other teachers to part the fight and they all got detention.

Then of course, they all had secret crushes on a group of boys who called themselves the Specialists. Their names were Sky, Brandon, Timmy, Helia, Nabu and Riven.

But oh no! They were already dating other girls! Sky was dating Diaspro and Helia was dating Krystal! The other Specialists were dating other random OC's that nobody cares about and are only there to be a romantic false lead!

They girls get into even more catfights with these romantic rivals and the Specialists being as clueless as they are have no clue that the Winx Club all have crushes on them despite the fact that they are beating the everloving crap out of their rivals!

Then a few months later we skip to the infamous school dance/prom/some sort of school-sponsored social event which everyone is expected to bring a date if they go.

By this point, the Specialists have already broken up with the evil bitchy girlfriends to be with the Winx who are their true high-school sweethearts.

No one seems to have a problem with this. No one. Except the girls they broke up with, but they're not important so they don't count.

Kinda like a certain love triangle in canon, but nobody cares about that, right?

They might have gotten they guys they love, but all the other cliques who hate them are teaming up to humiliate them at the dance! Oh no!

Dun, dun, dun…

The dance comes and everyone is wearing lavishly described outfits and dresses and elaborate hairstyles that would be impossible to do or manoeuvre about in without magic. Of course, since this is a normal High School AU fic, nobody has any powers even though having powers is the main part of the show…

So they are all dancing at the dance and having a wonderful time until suddenly, the old, ignored, evil girlfriends all walk past simultaneously and throw drinks at them, totally ruining their new outfits!

Everyone sees this and all the rival cliques start to laugh while some of the Winx Club members start to cry!

The bolder ones move forward to defend their friends and soon it's a free for all in the school gym that takes fifty police officers to break apart!

The school gets put on lockdown and the only people arrested are the rivals of the Winx Club clique! Isn't that grand?

They all go out to celebrate with their love interests/cameos.

Later on, they are at their graduation ceremony, hugging each other and crying and laughing and promising to be friends forever.

Then they go off into the sunset with their loving boyfriends who hardly ever played a role in the story.

The end.


This wasn't really all that funny to me, but hey. It's still a parody of all those High School AU fics out there. Hope you liked it anyway!

Also, go check out my new Captain Planet crossover! I'm sure you'll like it!

Suggestions still welcomed!