Chapter 7: Silly author's silly songs.
Song 1: Be careful what you wish for.
(To be sung in the tune of "The Road goes ever on and on")
The film goes ever on and on,
Mary-Sue sat and ogled the hunks.
One day she wished on a shooting star,
"Lemme marry an elf and/or Longshanks!"
Swiftly was her wish answered;
Down fell Dobby and grinned at her
Seeing his new long shanks she was stunned,
Never ever did she wish on a shooting star!
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Song 2: The Tale of The Troll and Emeliel
(To be sung in the tune of "The Song of Beren and Luthien")
A troll was there, he lived on hills.
He liked to eat and sit on things.
And when he roared, he gave us chills,
Once quite a noble deed he did!
Emeliel was shining there,
To the annoyance of all that lived
Prancing with her rainbow hair,
And eyes the colour of everything.
Then she pondered long and wide,
"Why not tame all beasts in sight?
Let's start with the troll on hills,
Sure, it's not an arduous thing?"
There she went and began singing,
The troll said words none too flattering,
And when he couldn't stop her to sing,
He went and sat on the Drama-Queen.
"SPLAT" she went, her shrieking gone,
People all around begun,
To sing the praise of that One Troll
Who saved them from bursting eardrums.
Even the kings honoured him,
The only one time in History.
But why he became appalling pink,
It remained a great mystery.
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