Ok ok!
Heres the new adventure of...
SOULXMAKA
I'll think about it....Anyway i got good and many ideas! Thanks a lot you peoples!!
"Maka....stop don't do that...."
"But Soul~ It tastes so good~"
"......."
"Whats wrong?"
"N-nothing...."
"Oh wow! It tastes soo...yummy..."
"Ah!"
"What?"
"I dropped my ice cream...."
Soul and Maka looked at the melting chocolate ice cream on the ground. Maka snickered and Soul began to tear up. "I love chocolate..." He stared at Maka's cone.... "Maka i want some too...."
The girl gasped and hid her ice cream behind her back. "No!" The boy grunted as he tried to steal her treat. She kicked him away and ran across the sandy beach. "Maka~" The boy ran after her in slow motion. As he tackled her to the ground they fell into the ocean.
"Soul..."
"Maka..."
"Soul...you made me drop my ice cream!!" She then looked over at her now melted dessert. "And why are we wearing bathing suits when we aren't at the beach!" She screamed.
"Maka we are at the beach." Soul rolled his eyes as he pointed to a colorful painting of a beach behind Maka. "Soul that's a picture!" She shouted.
"Wait Maka whos that?" Soul stared at a police officer who was coming closer and closer.
"No pets aloud." The man yelled. "We don't have any pe-" Maka then looked beside her to see Blair purring happily. "Why is she her-"
"And no nudity..." He growled.
"But we aren't na-" Maka then tilted her head to see a naked Blair and Soul. "What? The cat told me to..." Soul argued.
"I hate both of you….and wow, Soul, did you get smaller?"
"Shut up!" He screamed.
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"Great! Blair the hooker/cat is back, we've been kicked out of every restaurant in the country AND Soul to make things even worse, you lost my house key!"
The boy shrugged. "Blair was the one who told me to chuck it...."
Maka walked away. "And im still in a bathing suit...."
"I like it." Soul said as he stared at Maka's chest. "Pervert." She replied while her book came crashing down onto Soul's skull.
"We should go a cruise!" Blair spoke out.
"I knew you could talk!" Maka exclaimed. "Maka, we all knew she could talk…god your so dumb." Soul admitted while walking away.
Maka stood there in complete silence for a while until she spoke up. "We should go on a cruise." She said softly.
Soul grabbed Maka and nodded. "Yes we should, just the three of us."
"Two."
"Two of us…wait! What about my pussy?" He ran up to Blair and petted her head like a cat.
Maka blushed and looked away. "Whats wrong Maka?" She stared at Soul trying to contain her laugh. "Nothing….nothing…"
"Anyway lets go!" Soul screamed while he jumped in the air.
"This Isn't some dumb movie Soul…come on…lets get a moving…" She snatched Soul by the ear and led him to a small boat….
"Maka this isn't a cruise…this is a dingy…"
Maka then started to chuckle again. "What the hell is so funny?!" Soul exclaimed as he helped Blair on board.
"Nothing….nothing…." Maka whispered as she covered her mouth.
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"Ok! We're on a boat…"
Soul sat there staring at the water. Maka was fixing the sail and Blair was quite frightened. "I think Blair hates water Maka……..Maka?"
Soul looked back to see Maka with a broken sail…."Don't worry I can fix this…"
"Can't get any wors-"
It then started to rain. "Were you going to say worse Maka?!" Soul screamed.
She shook her head no.
"Oh really?" He then looked around the small ship in search of a bucket…. "Maka who gave this boat to you anyway?!"
"Kid."
Soul opened a crate and Black*Star and Kid come flying out. "Oh God, never give Kid spicy beans…" Black*Star said.
"It isn't my fault! My father has the gassy trait!" Kid screamed.
"What are you two doing here?" Maka proclaimed.
"Well…." Kid was then cut off my Black*Star. "We fell into this cate and some fat man grabbed us and threw us into this boat see? So I was shoved up Kid's ass for three days….Got any food?"
Soul and Maka shook their heads…. "Blair ate it all…" Maka spoke out. "Then she vomited it all out into the ocean…" Soul ended.
Kid and Black*Star nodded.
………..
………….
"I need food!!" Black*Star then started to shake the boat. Kid was screaming in fear. Maka was reading. And Soul was petting Blair.
"Im wet and cold and really pissed off…and your reading!?" Soul yelled at Maka… "Well I carry this book around might as well read it!" She screamed.
Kid started to chew on the boat until Black*Star yelled out, "FOOD!" He pointed at a fin that was sticking out of the water.
"Im shocked, through all this rain you can see a fish?" Soul said as he squinted his eyes. "Wow I see it…and another and another…."
"Guys what would happen if they were shar-"
A giant shark then came out of the water and ate Maka's book. "No!" She then held on for dear life.
The boys and Blair watched as Maka was pulling the shark onto the boat. "Its eating my book!" She screamed. "Don't just stand there…"
Soul ran and grabbed her. "Soul that's my boob!" She shouted.
He blushed and replied, "Maka I can't hear you im trying to save the book!"
"OW! Soul! They're tender stop…"
"Whats tender?" Black*Star asked. "The shark." Kid replied.
"Ohhh, YUM!" The ninja then grabbed onto the shark and started to chew on it desperately. "Oh god…Kid help us!"
"I don't wanna break a nail."
Everybody froze. "What?" Maka replied curiously. "Um…I mean…I don't wanna eat a snail?" Kid said shyly.
"Nice cover up dumbass!" Soul screamed as he tugged onto Maka some more.
"Ow! Soul if you keep tugging on them im never gonna breast feed!"
"What?" Black*Star asked. "She said tug on it more, then breast feed it…." Kid replied.
"Oh…ok!" Black*Star then took off his shirt.
"No! My eyes!" Soul screamed.
"OW! My boobs!" Maka shouted.
They tugged one more time and the book flew across the sky, right into the other side of the ocean. The shark swam over to it and in a flash the book was just a few pieces of paper.
"My book…." Maka said.
"My eyes…" Soul said.
"My nail…" Kid said.
"AW I wanted to breast feed…" Black*Star spoke aloud.
The whole gang looked at him….
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"
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"Day 2010, ive been here for…"
"…5 minutes?" Maka replied to Soul.
"Really? It felt longer…"
Kid then said, "In that 5 minutes Black*Star revealed to us that he has boobs, Maka will do anything for a book , Soul is a pervert and im…"
"Gay?" Soul spoke out.
"Im not gay!"
"Yes you are!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"I think he is too." Black*Star seriously replied.
"See?" Soul said.
"You wanna fight?" Kid screamed.
"Hellz yea! Come on stripes!" Soul shouted.
In a flash the boys were fighting and biting each other. Blair was drinking sea water and Maka was ignoring everybody.
She cocked her head to see something shiny on the boats floor.
She picked it up and looked at it carefully.
"My house key?"
N/A
Hey guys!
Again thanks so much for the reviews and comments! I really needed help and I wanted to thank you all for your ideas!
And don't worry the adventure doesn't end here!
Please comment and daily question is…
"In my story do you think Kid is gay?"
Can't wait to hear from all of you!!"
