"you really earned that doctors degree didn't you?" Perry chuckled. "Mr.I-got-my-degree-off-google." Perry added.
"ha ha very funny." Heinz chuckled.
"I know. i'm hilarious." Perry joked laying back. "when can I leave?" Perry ask.
"get dressed. i'll go signed the release papers." Heinz said. Perry nodded and got up. Heinz waited a moment to make sure he wouldn't fall and hurt himself before leaving.
*DEI*
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
"Heinz i'm okey I just have to watch what I do." Perry laughed.
"are you sure?" Heinz ask. Perry nodded.
"now I just have to call Mojor Monojerk and alert him of this new progression." Perry muttered.
"i'll be outside i'm going to fix Norm if you need me come find me." Heinz said. Perry smiled and connected his watch to Heinz's TV and called Major Monogram.
"Agent P what are you doing calling? your on vacation." Major ask.
"there's been a new development in me being human." Perry said.
"Karl!" Major Monogram shouted. Karl appeared on screen.
"go ahead Agent P." Karl said.
"I've recently been in the hospital. thanks to Heinz's connection with doctors we know I have a sevear case of Asthma." Perry said.
"Doofenshmirtz gave this to you?!" Major exclaimed.
"did I say that?" Perry ask. "hmmm. no! now listen. he got the doctors talking. according to them I've had it all my life, but it wasn't even close to this bad. with resent events, it's gotten worse. my boys are working on trying to get it mild again but chances are slim." Perry said angerly. the Major was really pushing his buttons.
"you told your hosts?!" Karl ask.
"who do you think drove me to the hospital?" Perry shrugged. he had patients for Karl, poor guy puts up with the Major and he's just a kid. "well Agent P out. peace." Perry said and hung up. he put his watch back on and sighed. he check his pocket to make sure his newest item was still in there, it was. it starting to become a habit to make sure his inhaler was there just like it was a habit to make sure he had his fadora, watch, wallet, and cellphone. he took his hat off and removed everything from his pockets. he put eveything from his pockets into his hat then put his hat on the table.
*three days later*
Perry curled up on the couch. ready to sleep when a hand was laid on his shoulder. he jumped up and let out a breath. "girl you got lucky. I could have thrown you over this couch!" Perry exclaimed. he'd never even heard Vanessa come in.
"sorry. I heard you spent the night in the hospital the other day. you ok?" Vanessa ask.
"yeah just had an asthma attack." Perry replied. "didn't even know I had asthma." Perry added.
"oh you are okey though right?" Vanessa ask. Perry nodded, suddenly Vanessa clutched her stomich. Perry knew the signs of labor when he saw them.
"do you want your dad or an amubalnce?" Perry ask.
"my dad will get me to the hospital faster." Vanessa groaned. Perry grabed his stuff.
"Heinz get the car." Perry said. he double check his inhaler ,knowing he was going to need it, and scooped up Vanessa. "then call Phineas and have him get me more clothes." Perry said feeling the liquid run down his body. "yeah Vanessa's water just broke." Perry said.
"ooooh! stop chatting and get me to a hospital." Vanessa demaned. he got her down stairs and into the car in a record time. he could feel his chest start to tighten and quickly put her down so he wouldn't drop her. "don't forget your inhaler Perry." Vanessa breathed. he nodded in thanks and pulled it out. he was the only quiet one the entire twenty minute ride.
*hospital*
Perry stood outside the building using his inhaler. he'd made Heinz go inside but he stayed out side leaning against the building.
"Perry are you ok?" Ferb ask. Perry weakly nodded.
"i'll b'fine." Perry mumbled. Ferb caught him when he fell over. "I feel drunk." Perry mumbled. he got his footing after a moment and Ferb let go.
"here's yours clothes." Ferb said. Perry took them with a smile.
"'s Phineas?" Perry ask.
"at home. we really dont have a way for him to get around yet." Ferb said. Perry nodded.
"thanks Ferb." Perry said and left to change. Perry came back outside.
"i'll take those and wash them if you want." Ferb offered.
"wonderful." Perry said handing them to him.
"so what happened to your clothes?" Ferb ask putting them in a bag. "why are they soaked?" Ferb ask.
"uh, Vanessa went into labor and while we were in the elevator her water broke." Perry replied.
"lovely." Ferb snorted.
"yeah I know I need a shower, but I concider Vanessa one of my girls just like Candace." Perry said.
"alright call us later and tell us when the baby is here." Ferb said. Perry nodded and Ferb left. Perry went inside and waited in the waiting room.
*3:45 AM*
Perry was jerked awake. he looked up and saw Heinz smiling at him.
"come here!" Heinz said. he pulled dragged Perry behind him, making sure not to go too fast so he wouldn't fall and get hurt. he pulled Perry into the room quietly. there were three beds in the room. two little and one big.
"oh hey Perry." Vanessa smiled. Perry stood stock still with a smile on his face. he walked over and looked at the babies.
"there going to be twice the trouble maker now." Perry chuckled softly. Vanessa looked worried at his voice as did Heinz.
"how is it I just went throw 16 hours of labor and you look worse then me?" Vanessa ask.
"because as a young lady you are always beautiful." Perry smiled.
"here hold her." Heinz said. Perry took the little girl, after Heinz showed him how to hold her properly.
"what are their names?" Perry ask sitting down beside Vanessa.
"Isabelle is the one your holding and this is Michael." Vanessa replied. Perry chuckled.
"at least you won't have problems telling them apart." Perry chuckled. Perry suddenly stood up. "Heinz get my phone out of my pocket." Perry said.
"why?" Heinz ask.
"because I told Ferb I'd tell him when they were here." Perry said.
"which pocket?" Heinz ask.
"my back pocket." Perry replied.
"you have two back pockets." Heinz said coming up behind him.
"left." Perry replied. Heinz got the phone out and Perry carefully took pictures of both babies and labeled them. "Phineas is gonna love this." Perry chuckled sending the pictures.
"oh! tell Phineas and Ferb they have to come up here! I have something speacial for them." Vanessa said. Perry nodded.
"it will probably be just Ferb with a laptop that Phineas will be Skyping on." Perry said. "they still haven't found a way for him to get around with his arm and leg broken." Perry said. Vanessa nodded.
"have you ever been around babies?" Vanessa ask.
