Hello readers! Thank you for bearing with me to the end of this fic! I'm running out of ideas, so, last chapter, unless anyone wants to offer a suggestion... hint hint. Props to Emmy for reviewing again- you rock! Each ep... hm.., lemme see what I can do! Seveenten Candles was especially full of loopholes, or so I think. Although Blair Waldorf Must Pie! was pretty loophole-ly too.

So, for all of you who read the books and watched the show, you're probably wondering where all that Nate/ Jenny action went. Quite frankly, I don't miss it. But for people who do (come on, you know you want to admit it...) here's a chap for you.


Chapter 8: He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not

"Would you...would you like a take a walk with me?"

Jenny stared. Nate, the boyfriend of Queen B herself, was asking to take a walk with her? She stared adoringly. He was so cute... His eyes were so, so... her thoughts drifted off before she could complete them. She stood in front of Nate with a sweet, dopey smile on her face.

Nate cleared his throat.

Jenny struggled to recompose herself, straightening her back. "Uh, would would Blair think?"

Nair looked at her with an innocent smile. "Blair's upstairs, not down here..."

This sounded resonable to Jenny. "Okay!"

They ambled through the block until finally finding a step to sit on.

Jenny pulled a card out of her pocket. "Well, I was planning to give Blair this card, which says sorry about a hundred times on it..."

Nate burst out laughing. Yeah, Blair could a bitch sometimes. He looked at Jenny. Damn, she was hot. He looked over her again. Yeah, fuck Blair. Jenny could be his bitch. He leaned in to kiss her.
They made out for a while before Jenny pulled away. "Um yeah, what was that?"

Nate shrugged. "Aren't we supposed to get together or something?"

Jenny cocked her head. "Not in this universe. Or episode, at least."

Nate produced a copy of All I Want Is Everything. "Don't we hook up in this book?"

Jenny wore a blank expression. "I thought it was You Know You Love Me."

Nate shook his head, hair whishing about. "No, in that one we just meet."

"And then feverishly make out. See?" Jenny flipped to the end of the book.

"Oh yeah!" Nate snapped his fingers in realization. "I remember the lobby was horribly decorated."

Jenny nodded in earnest. Nate lit a cigarette and they shared it.

Out of nowhere, Blair stomped in and pointed a finger. "Aha! I knew there was something!"

"Huh?" Both said in unison.

"Adn you thought I didn't know! I read book 2 too, you know!"

"Ahaahaha! She said, 'two too'!!!" Nate howled with laughter.

Blair sighed. "You know, this is most likely a really bad story line written by a terribly inexperienced writer. I'm outta here."

Serena glided in on her four inch heels. "Hey, anyone seen Blair? I'm supposed to be showing her the cake right about now and letting Chuck blow out the candles instead."

Our readers shook their heads, all sharing a very confused look.

Dan ushered Serena out of view. "This isn't the book. It's the tv show. And we're all getting paid for it. So now, I suggest we all go back inside and get paid for partying."

Murmurs ensued as everyone agreed. They all went back inside for another night of partying. After all, it was just another friday night on the Upper East Side.


Hmm, that would've gone better, don't you think? Love, hate, whatever. Just review. Yes, that little bar down there? It says review. Click it! LOL! Really, you don't have to. My freak out moment there. I would, however, appreciate SOME feedback. I know people have been reading this! (checks number of hits) AHA!

If you made it this far, you are either a huge fan of GG or have a lot of patience for one very pathetic writer. ; D

THAT'S DA END FOLKS! so ttfn!

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