Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 8: Meat and Vegetables taste the same when Rotten.

Ryota: Hello! Welcome to the final chapter to the M vs. V arc (arc!?). I would like to personally thank everybody again for keeping up to par with this story (you guys are aren't you?) Moving on, just a heads up, on Chapter 10, I'll be taking ideas (probably) from some reviewers, you can name the chapter whatever hilarious chapter name you want it to be for chapter 10 as long as it relates to the chapter. What will YOU make Sieghart Sensei's class do? And I just realized I'm doing this chapter on Earth day (week?!)

Moving on from that thought we have the Disclaimer! Then the story! Then the end note! That's a complete summary of the chapter!

Disclaimer: Ryota does not own Grand Chase, Gintama, or any content used in the story, except the Soy Sauce, and probably the Goldfish.


Chapter 8: Meat and Vegetables taste the same when Rotten.


Re-ca- you know what, screw it, if you don't get this chapter, read the previous one to re-cap yourself. I'm just gonna say that it's The Genius and The Vegetarian Werewolf Stalker.

Mari and Ryan walked into their debate booths Ryan pulled on his shirt collar nervously.

"Darn it! Why am I up against a Genius?! This isn't fair at all, all my comments will just look like puny puns used in some kind of ridiculous story made solely to entertain people, wait, what?" Ryan thought.

Mari gathered up her papers in a neat little stack and proceeded to look over them, and then she looked over to Ryan,

"Would you like to go first?" she said.

"Daaaarn it," Ryan thought. "She's letting me go first to see how ridiculous my speech will be, then she'll use that to her advantage and change around her lines in order to make her sound like the superior one!" Ryan thought twitching.

"Ahahaha, no, Ladies always go 1st, you can go," Ryan said to Mari.

"Oh no, I insist after all I bet you have a wonderful speech to give about the vegetarian idea," Mari replied.

"Oh craaaap! Now she's attempting to use flattery as an attempt to get me to go 1st, she isn't a Genius for nothing, she's a Tactician Prodigy!" Ryan thought panicky.

"Um, no, My speech probably sucks compared to yours, I'll go 2nd and wait, I want to hear your brilliant speech despite being on different teams," Ryan said. Mari smiled at him kindly.

"Yes! Take the bait! I need to know how the Ace of the Carnivorous Team is with her wording!" Ryan thought anxiously.

"Really now? Wouldn't you like to show off to Lire how good your speech is? She would obviously like to hear it first and show that your team isn't a coward right?" Mari said to Ryan.

Ryan gave a shocked face while grinding his teeth together. "She's using my personal wants to her advantage! Truly strategic! A true master of the debate room! I might have no chance here!" Ryan thought. He looked behind him, Lire was glaring at him determinedly. "How am I supposed to focus with that look behind my back!?" Ryan thought.

"No! I have to focus! I can't afford to lose this match! I'll have to give my speech while attempting to confuse the enemy!" Ryan thought.

"Ahem, well, if you insist, *cough*. My speech is solely based on the very purpose of vegetarian eating, as Eclipse has stated before, our animals are in deep trouble to going with extinction, but eating is not where it's at, it's with the pollution, and hunting of our animals, as well as the very destroying of their habitats," Ryan said, then swiped a glance at Mari, she was looking at him curiously.

"Heheh, that's it, I have to change the subject to make Mari lose complete sight of the actual purpose!" Ryan chuckled as he took out a small container of Goldfish and started to crunch on them in confidence.

"You see, going vegetarian can help all people in the world keep what means so much to them, the nature in the world!" Ryan yelled. "Go vegetarian! Save the planet! Clean the planet! Don't fall for those barbaric meat-eaters!" Ryan yelled making a loud *CRUNCH* on his Goldfish.

Mari looked at Ryan curiously, "That's all, that was a great speech Ryan," Mari monotones.

"Eh? Was that sarcasm? Or was that just Mari's voice? Can't tell, is she making me look bad? Or actually genuinely complimenting me? I can't really tell, huh? HUH?!" Ryan thought confusingly as he dropped his piece of Goldfish. "I intended on confusing her but now she has me confused! I can't take this! How tactful is she!? No! I can't give up now! The team is depending on me! I'll just wait for her to make her speech then lash out on her at the last minute!" Ryan thought quickly as Mari prepared her papers.

"Ahem, welcome you all today, to another Chapter of Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei" Mari said. "This chapter is the final part to the M vs. V arc, what happened last time was that Eclipse and Gran faced off in an all violent debate on the consumption of Meat and Vegetables, in all seriousness, Eclipse scared the audience into cheering for her with the Soy Sauce provided from the author and, Gran giving a well done presentation theory of the affects of the increased consumption of plants, vegetables, and other producers, making other carnivores go up on the food-chain and Humans and Demons killing one another, while Eclipse beat Gran up for insulting her speech. Meanwhile Lass was sitting comfortably in his Manager's Chair with his Kaze'Doggeh on his lap when Kaze found out that the Manager's Chair had a bomb planted by a Sadist there, Kaze'Doggeh jumped off safely as Lass was blown half-way across the debate room. While The Cherry Addict was blown away, the Genius and Vegetarian Werewolf Stalker began to walk up to their debate stands." Mari finished.

Ryan stared at her with a shocked face, then dropped his container of Goldfish and yelled confusingly, "THE RE-CAP OF THE LAST CHAPTER!? WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO SIGNIFY IN THIS DEBATE!? THAT WAS COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC WAAAAAY OFF TOPIC!" Everybody covered their ears as Ryan exploded into the microphone.

"That was just the 1st part of my speech," Mari said "The 2nd part will start now,"

Mari coughed.

"Meat is the ******* of the ***** so we should ******** all of it, make sure **** isn't ****** on useless ****** so that way **** will ****** so much better than ********* meshed with ******* in other words the ***** in the ******* will be able to ***** and ******* Lord ******* in conclusion for what we ******* ****** ***** ***** ***** ****** **** ** **** **** Okay?" Mari finished

The audience jumped up and applauded like crazy, some in tears, some jumping in joy.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! I DIDN'T GET THAT AT ALL! WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CENSORS! DID MARI SAY THAT MANY OBSCENE THINGS! I CANNOT BELIEVE THE AUDIENCE UNDERSTOOD ALL OF THAT AN ENJOYED IT!" Ryan yelled inwardly to himself. "Can't…Can't take this….. No more….." Ryan began to mumble. Everybody looked over to him.

"Let their be…Let their be…. **** AND *****!" Ryan yelled.

Suddenly their was a loud smoke bomb making so much noise that what Ryan said was incomprehensible, plus the censor sound.

"Oi, Oi, don't give me anymore of this crap, it's getting really boring," Someone said as a figure began walking through the smoke.

That figure appeared to be… (Dun, dun, duuuuuuun) THE SADIST, or in other words Rufus.

"Hey! You just deadpanned my introduction right there!" Luxus yelled. "Anyways, nice speech Mari, nice try Ryan," Lupus said as he pointed at the said person as he said their names.

"I'm here, to unite all the nations into one! Unite them all to form one perfect Union! I am here! Right now! To answer the problems here," Rufus said.

"Will we get a Banquet after this!?" A random audience member asked.

"….Yeah, probably," Lupus said, "AND STOP CHANGING MY NAME! I'M NOT GONNA END UP LIKE SHIO!" Luxus yelled.

"It's not Shio! It's Dio!" Shio yelled from the crowd.

"Anyways, the answers to this problem are right here, in my pocke-GAH!" Rufus was about to finish but was interrupted by a certain someone throwing a bomb at Rufus's feet, completely unnoticed.

"The answer is *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Rufus yelled as he was blown across the room and landed near the doors.

The Cherry Addict ran up and yelled in triumph, "The Sadist has fallen! That's Karma for you!" Then felt someone grab his leg.

"Huh?"

Rufus looked up as he grabbed Lass's leg, "If I'm going down…then I'm taking my Bro down to Hell with me," Rufus said as smacked a bomb to the ground causing it to explode.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" They both screamed as they were flung out the door and probably out the school windows.

Then Sieghart Sensei came up and grabbed Mari's mic and said into it,

"And that is the end of the debate! Thank you all for attending, and as Luxus said, they'll be a banquet at the Grand Hall!" Sieghart Sensei yelled

Everybody cheered.

As for the 2 Debate Teams, they ended up fighting each other to the door with the wildest methods of fighting, from hair pulling, scratching, punching, throwing, Soy Saucing, and yelling, to get out the door 1st to the Banquet where all the Meat and Vegetables you can eat are there.

CLEAR WINNER OF DEBATE: THE SADISTIC MEALS.


Ryota: And that was the end of M vs. V arc! (Arc!?) I hope you enjoyed all of it! And at long last we get to go back to regular random scenes! Thanks for reading and remember, the people who read and review their ideas for Chapter 10 MAAAAY GET CHOSEN, to put it simply, Make an Idea, Name the Chapter, Let Uncle Ryota do all the work. Okay? And once again, appreciate all the favs follows reviews I have so far.