A/N- 'Ello, 'ello everyone! Sorry this is late! And also, that new story's gonna take a wee bit longer. I had an idea, but I didn't like it, so I'm now brainstorming again. Faith asks for a bit more patience from her already EXTREMELY patient readers. Enjoy! This is a request from Sayuri 94! Yay! ONWARD!!

Session 8

Kiba sulked in the waiting room of the therapy place. This was revenge. He knew it. Shino was seeking vengeance by making him come here.

"Okay Kiba, Doctor Faith can see you now," an overly cheery voice said from the counter.

Kiba stood up, and walked to the doors to the therapist's office. He entered and sat down on a couch, then took Akamaru off his head and placed the (extremely) adorable puppy beside him.

"Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. Or should I say dog? Ha, ha, HA, HA, HA! THAT WAS BAD OF ME, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Kiba stared at the brown haired girl before him. "You're Dr. Faith?" he asked bewilderedly. "But I thought she was a therapist, not some raving lunatic."

"Raving? Raving? I dunno where the acorns you got that adjective, but I haven't raved or ranted about something in moons." She settled herself comfortably in her recliner and stared at him.

"So. . ." Kiba fidgeted. "Are you going to give me therapy, or –"

"Is that a dog? Oh, he's so cute! Come here you, come here!"

Akamaru whined and hid behind Kiba.

"Ah, the poor dear must be shy, since he is in the presence of a GODDESS."

"Yeah, whatever lady! I paid you five bucks, where's my therapy?" Kiba exclaimed crossly. "All you're doing is rambling and not helping me in the slightest bit!"

Faith narrowed her eyes. "Hrmm . . . Ya know what, Kiba?"

"What?"

"This facility used to not have indoor bathrooms. It had outhouses, but no pipes, no toilets, no sinks. Pretty disgusting, huh?"

"Why the heck are you telling me this?" Kiba had a bad feeling about this. A very bad feeling indeed . . .

"Patience, my dear dog boy, patience. Well, recently, I had these peeps come out and install a nice bathroom. 'Give me the works,' I had said. 'Install all the latest technology.' Now my beautiful bathroom was just installed last night, and I haven't seen it yet. So, you and I are going to go take a tour."

". . ."

"Kiba? Why are you staring at me like that? It's creepy. Wait, are you even alive? Holy waffles, I think he's dead! SADIE! REVIVE HIM!"

"Wait, I'm not dead!" Kiba yelled, backing against the sofa.

Faith grinned. "Good. Let's take a tour then, shall we?"

Three minutes later after dragging Kiba down the hallway . . .

"See? Isn't it neato?"

Kiba stared. "You only had them install one bathroom? Not two, for both the guys and girls?"

"Well, that would've been expensive, and besides, there's only one toilet beyond this beige-colored door." Faith stroked the door lovingly. "How long I've been waiting for indoor plumbing . . ." she purred.

"Err . . . I really think we're out of time for my session."

"Nonsense. I'm still giving you your therapy. After all, toilets are good for the soul."

Faith grabbed Kiba's wrist once more and pushed open the bathroom door. What Faith saw astounded her into silence (which Kiba was thankful for), but Kiba didn't see anything except a sink, a soap dispenser, one of those air-drying things that are used instead of paper towels, and a stall with a toilet inside it.

"Wow," Faith whispered, dragging Kiba over to the sink. "The sink's motion censored. Oh wow . . ." She waved her hand underneath the faucet, and the water turned on by itself. "Amazing!"

Kiba rolled his eyes.

"Now let's see the toilet . . ." Faith dragged Kiba over to the stall. The toilet was normal looking, except there was a black electronic square behind the toilet, and there was no handle to flush.

"Fascinating . . ." Faith murmured as she leaned over the toilet, inspecting the black square.

"Can we go now?" Kiba whined. "You're wasting my therapy time, and it's just a regular toilet!"

Faith jerked her head up and was about to lecture him on the importance of how indoor plumbing was much more sanitary than outdoor, when the black square flickered and the toilet suddenly flushed on its own.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! DEMON TOILET, DEMON TOILET!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Faith screamed as she ran from the bathroom, still dragging Kiba with her.

"WHAT THE HECK? IT'S JUST AN AUTOMATIC FLUSHING TOILET!!! IT'S MOTION CENSORED, NOT DEMONIC!!"

"I KNOW WHAT TYPE OF TOILET IT IS!! THEY HAVE THESE EVIL THINGS AT AIRPORTS!!!"

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?"

"I'M AFRAID OF THEM, BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY FLUSH! THEY'RE UNPREDICTABLE, AND EVEN IF THERE'S THE SLIGHTEST MOVEMENT, THEY STRIKE!"

Faith reached into her pocket and pulled out red candle shaped things.

"What are those?" Kiba asked, while they still ran for their lives.

Faith pulled out a lighter and lit the candle-looking things. "I'm gonna kill the toilet!"

"WHAT?!"

Faith threw the dynamite over her shoulder as Kiba, herself, and Sadie ran from the building.

A fiery inferno roared into the sky as Akamaru scampered out of the building at the last second.

For a moment, no one spoke as they watched bits of building fall from the sky as it all rained back down from being exploded into the air.

Kiba picked up Akamaru, and stared at his dog for a moment. Then, "Oh my gosh! Akamaru's butt is singed!"

"Poor puppy," Faith cooed sympathetically. "But the evil had to be destroyed."

"For the love of ramen, it was a toilet!"

"A possessed toilet."

"I could charge you with animal abuse and for carrying explosives in your back pocket!"

"Why did you have dynamite on you, ma'am?" Sadie asked, staring at her employer. Kiba fell silent and waited for Faith's answer as well.

Faith looked at the burning building in front of her with satisfaction. "In my line of work, you never know when you might just need to blow the crap out of something."

"I still want my five bucks back."

"No refunds!"

A/N- Er, a bit weird, I know. But it was such a funny idea! Heh, heh. But anyways, as an apology, I'll be writing at least three sessions today, and I'll try to get the first chappie to my new thingie out soon. Hey, it's Christmas Break, and I've now got loads of time to work on my fanfiction! I would've gotten this out way sooner, but I've been really busy studying and junk. (Sigh) . . . I hate semester tests . . . Well, hope ye enjoyed!

Peace to me readers!