Chapter 7 – TAMA, My NARUTO?!

WARNING:

I wish that Naruto belonged to me, but sadly, Naruto doesn't… The rightful owner of the series Naruto is Kishimoto Masashi-sensei.

YAOI – BoyxBoy……. You know you like it ;)

Story Starts ~


Sasuke had been traveling for a day now. According to his given mission, the village of Hanabi* had requested that he goes over and protect it in a period of 2 months. They claimed that they received a letter stating that great calamity would reach upon the village after the big Hanabi festival.

Sasuke groan, irritated "How could they believe something so stupid?!" he was now resting on top of a tree, not wanting to reach that so-called Hanabi village anytime soon.

Night time was already blessed bestow upon today… which means that today was coming to an end.

The raven man took out his mission scroll again, staring at it. He can't believe that he was made to stay in Hanabi for their stupid Hanabi festival which doesn't start until 2 months later. Which means that Sasuke would be stuck in the village for 2 months.

Anger by this ridiculous mission, Sasuke quickly roll up the scroll and stuff it into his bag. After a few minutes of fuming, the raven man turn his attention towards the sky to see million of twinkling stars.

"… Naruto…" he whisper so quietly that even he, himself, didn't hear it

Rustling noises were heard underneath Sasuke's resting tree, which the latter didn't waste anytime to take out his kunai.

"Tama… why do you do this every night?! Come out already!" a young boy's voice sounded out and not long after, a boy with brown hair came rustling out of the bush below "Geez… Tama!!" the boy continue to shout

Sasuke lowered his weapon, guessing it was only a boy trying to find his cat*

"Tama… if you don't come out, I will tell Saki not to serve you ramen!" the boy growl angrily

That caught Sasuke's attention… a cat who likes… Ramen? The little boy continue to walk farther and farther away from the tree where Sasuke sat upon.

After a while of staring at the young boy, Sasuke decided to get some rest… he felt that he need to get some rest… especially if he's going to stay in that village for 2 months…


Shin was just a few feet away from home when he saw Tama standing by the door.

"Ah! Tama!!" the boy ran up to the blond "What's wrong? You look pale…" he asked, worried

"… Strange…" the blond mumble

"Huh? Strange? What is strange?" Shin asked

"… Stomach…" Tama clutch his stomach"… Hurts…"

"Saki!! I think Tama is sick!!" Shin shouted, running to the door

"What?! Tama?!" Saki suddenly burst through the door

"Hurts…" the blond fell down onto the ground, groaning in pain

"Tama! Tama!" Saki's voice shouted over and over, but Tama's eyes were already closed


Sasuke had arrived at the village Hanabi, it was already almost noon though. It wasn't anything special, just some small village who wanted attention.

"Ah, you must be Uchiha Sasuke-dono!" a small, weird looking man walked up to Sasuke and greeted him "I am the village chief, Gusu." The man laugh weirdly, a weird and disturbing laugh

The raven man bowed, not knowing what else he should do since the weird man already knew his name and probably much more. The thought that the weird creature knew probably knew more about his life sent shudders up his spine.

"Please come this way! We have already prepared everything you will need for two months!" the man grinned widely, leading the way

Sasuke reluctantly followed after the weird creature.


At the village's local clinic, Tama sat on the bed, eating ice cream happily.

"So… the reason why he… fainted was…" Saki's eyes were red from the lack of sleep

"Because he was too hungry from starvation and ate some weird things in the forest…" Shin repeated what the doctor had just said

"But… I didn't even starve him for an hour…" the woman was shocked

"Well…" the doctor continued his explanation "Tama here seem to be in shock… or rather… his mind works in a really weird way. If he think that he's hungry, then he's hungry. If he think that he's starved than he's starving…"

"… Tama!" Saki growl angrily at Tama for causing such an absurb problem

The blond cowardly slightly, but still continued to eat his ice cream.

"If you want him slice in half then he really will be slice in half… Saki." The young boy got up from his seat "C'mon, Tama! Let's go play." The boy grabbed hold of the blond's hand and pull him out the door

"Ice… cream?" the blond asked, his face was sad and his eyes longed for the ice cream, before getting pulled away

"So from now, please be careful of what you say to him… even if you don't intend to say it… he might take it the wrong way." The doctor concluded his report

"Yes sir… thank you very much." Saki bowed and then left


Sasuke was staying in an average inn, eating average food, and doing nothing but average things.

"(This really feels like a lame vacation…)" Sasuke growl to himself

"Uchiha-sama, would you like me to give you a tour?" a young woman with sleek black asked, entering Sasuke's room without permission

The raven glared at the uknown woman

"Don't worry, I am the daughter of the village chief." She smile

Sasuke was shocked to hear such a thing… the girl looked nothing like her father or a better thing to say… what kind of woman would marry such a weird and disturbing creature?

"I see…" was all Sasuke could utter out from his shock state of mind

"(Oh my! He's so aloof… he's too sexy!!!)" the girl clutch her heart happily, going into her la-la land

"… I would like to get some rest…" Sasuke stated, he didn't want to get involve with this village more than he had to.

"… What?!" the girl demanded, finally awaken from her weird fantasy "I mean… ahem! Uchiha-sama, would you not like a tour of Hanabi village?" the girl smile

"… Not now." The uchiha replied

"Huh… I see… then please call me whenever you want a tour! My schedule will always be open for you, Uchiha-sama!" the girl swoon happily before leaving.

Sasuke quickly walked to the door and locked it, not knowing if that will help since she probably has another key to open the door. The raven man quickly return back to his seat, looking out the window. The window already show the small village, but surprising enough, for such a small village, they actually tried to make such a big inn. The inn probably has 15 levels and Sasuke was at the very top, lucky him…

"Tama!" a familiar voice called out, causing Sasuke to focus down to the ground.

"(Oh… it's that little boy…)" Sasuke scoff

"Tama, didn't I tell you not to eat so much ice cream?! Just because the doctor gave it to you doesn't mean that you have to eat all of it!!" the boy continue talking to his 'cat'

Sasuke's interest rose at the sudden sentence… a cat who likes ramen… and eat ice cream… and even a doctor who would give a cat ice cream to eat… this caused the the raven man to look down once more, trying to find this weird cat…

Before he can spot the cat though, the girl suddenly barge back into the room; Sasuke growl angrily.

"Uchiha-sama, I forgot to introduce myself! My name is Gusu Midori!" the girl chime happily

Sasuke quickly nodded before shooing the girl out and trying to find the boy and the cat again, but was already too late.

"Damn that woman…" Sasuke mumble before he got up from his chair and head to bed


It was already in the middle of the night when a big crash was heard in Saki's house.

"What's going on in here?" Saki rushed into the kitchen

Shin and Tama both sat on the ground, Tama covered in flour powder and the container of the flour was now in pieces.

"Shin-chan… mind explaining?" she sigh

"… It was an accident…" the boy replied before he got up and grabbed hold of Tama's hand "I'll take him to the lake inside the forest."

"What?" Saki was shocked to hear her young son say such a thing "Do you know how late it is?"

"… It's only midnight… we'll come home soon." Shin was already slipping on his shoes, while the blond did the same "And besides, the village chief doesn't allow water to run this late…"

"… That's true… do you need me to come along?" Saki asked

"No, I'm a man!" Shin huff and set out towards the lake


Sasuke sat up in bed, staring at the full moon that night.

"Tch…" he got out of bed and starting getting dress to go outside.

Sasuke knew better than to abandon a mission, no matter how ridiculous it was. After taking his whole-day nap, he decided to get a breath of fresh air.

As fast as the captain of the ANBU UNIT should be, he was already inside the forest in a second flat.

"Hmm… this forest is in better shape than I thought…" the raven stared at the large and tall trees

As the raven continue his stroll, he heard a splashing noise nearby, causing him to turn towards the noise.

"Tama, I know you like baths, but hurry! Saki's going to get angry…" the familiar voice called out

"(It's that boy… and the strange cat…)" Sasuke thought to himself "(Wait a minute… cats don't like baths…)" Sasuke again ponder what this cat was really like.

He sneak behind the bush, almost like a pervert, peeping at the cat who was known to be in the lake.

The lake was pretty big, but not so deep and with the full moon shining down on the lake, it glitter with magic.

Sasuke did not care for the beauty of the lake, he was more observant towards the 'CAT'. Tama was not actually a cat, but a human being… a blond human being. Even from the far distant, Sasuke could see the blond's beautiful outline of his naked body and even though the man wasn't facing him, he could already imagine what his face looked like… because those beautiful blond locks were all he needed to confirm.

"Naruto…" he whispered, approaching the blond.

Sasuke forgot to watch his steps and stepped on many branches, startling the blond and the boy

"Tama, let's go!" Shin stood up quickly from the other side of the lake

Sasuke did not hear anything or felt anything as he slipped into the lake, the cold water hitting his skin, but his sight was only at the vision of the blond man in front of him.

"Naruto…" Sasuke stretch his hand out towards the blond

"Tama, hurry!" Shin called out

The blond quickly run towards the boy, but being in water, it was quite difficult to run and he kept slipping on the slippery mud underneath him.

Before the blond could reach land, the raven man quickly grabbed hold of his arm, forcing him to face the man.

Tama's eyes widen in fear and confusion, not once had he seen this man, but… this man wasn't good for his heart. The blond could feel his heart beating like crazy, thumping as though it is about to jump out.

"Naruto… Naruto!!" Sasuke pulled the blond into a tight embrace, wanting to make sure that this wasn't just a dream or genjutsu.

The blond stay still, not knowing what to do. He was confused at the man's affectionate hug and and emotional voice… but who was this Naruto?

"Tama! You pervert, let Tama go!!" the young boy threw a rock towards the two, but didn't reach really far

Sasuke ignored the small brat and caress the blond's scar-like cheeks…

"Naruto…" with that simple yet endearing name, Sasuke planted a kiss onto the blond's lips

Tama struggle at first, trying to push the strange man away, but after a while, he ceased his struggling and relax. The kiss was gentle and caring… well… at first anyway. Soon, the raven's tongue was exploring the blond's hot cavern and moans were heard between the two.

Sasuke rub, suck, and nip on the blond's tongue and explored his dobe's inside, making sure that nothing had changed since he last saw him.

The raven accidently shifted his leg the wrong way, rubbing it against the blond's member.

"Aah… more…" the blond moan, getting lost in the pleasure.

"…….. (He became more sensitive… and honest)" Sasuke's thought ran wild as he stare at his blond with lust-fill eyes

"Ngh... no… good…" the blond cried weakly between the sloppy and wet kisses "I'm… ah… hah… dying…" he continue to cry between the kisses

After a who-knows-how-long kiss, Sasuke reluctantly broke it, which allowed the blond to take in deep breaths

"Naruto… are you… really…" the raven stroke the blond's right cheek, wanting to confirm the warmth "This isn't just another dream, right?" he gentle knock their forehead together

Black coal eyes stared straight into crystal blue eyes. The raven's eyes were fill with lust, passion, and love, but there was a tint of sadness and remorse in it while the blond's blue eyes were fill with nothing but confusion.

"… Who?" the blond asked the raven in a whisper

Sasuke stared at his dobe for a moment before giving them both a few centimeter of space "You… can't remember who I am?" Sasuke's voice came out more shocked than he had expected

"Tama! Are you okay?!" Shin was hiding a rock as he shouted out

"… Dobe… you can't…" Sasuke didn't finish his question due to the fact that the blond was already out of the water, slipping his clothes on

"Wait, Naruto!!" Sasuke called out

"… Naruto?" the blond asked, pointing to himself "… Tama!" he cheerfully gave Sasuke his name

"… Tama?" the raven was shocked, Naruto is now… Tama?! What a corny name!!!

While still in thoughts, the young boy grabbed hold of Tama's hand and quickly pulled him away from the raven, towards home.

"Naruto!!" Sasuke quickly got out of the lake and followed the blond and the boy

"Stop stalking us!!" Shin growl angrily

"I can't leave my wife to you." Sasuke bark back in response

"He's a man, he can't be your wife, BAKA! You're a grown-up, you should know that, you big pervert!!" Shin argue back

Sasuke was already used to ignoring irritating people so he ignore the brat and concentrated on his blond dobe, who seemed to have forgotten him.

"Dobe, you can't be serious that you forgot me, right?" Sasuke demanded

The blond just turned back stared at the raven before quickly turning to look ahead of him again

"Anwser me, damn it!!" the raven growl

Shin suddenly stopped and turned to face the Uchiha "You really are a BAKA! Tama doesn't know how to speak a lot of words! He can't even make a sentence! So stop asking him such useless questions!" the young boy informed the ANBU Captain

"What?" Sasuke was surprised to hear the brat said such a thing

The blond turned to face the raven again and gave a small nod

"Besides… Tama isn't human…" Shin mumble quietly

"EH?" Sasuke's face was completely priceless after hearing the brat say such a ridiculous thing

The boy glared up at Sasuke for not believing what he just said "Tama is not human! He's a CAT who magically transformed into a human!!"

The blond nodded eagerally, agreeing with everything the boy was spouting out

"That explains why Tama doesn't know how to speak much… but he's good at meowing!" Shin clasp his hand happily "Tama, why don't you show him?" the boy suddenly suggested, forgetting about the incident that happened earlier

"Okay… MEOW…" the blond start meowing and purring like a cat

Sasuke's imagination started running wild and he almost ended up with a nosebleed from his fantasy of Naruto cosplaying as a cat-human.

"You see that?! Tama is a cat!" the young boy clapped happily

"No… no… that doesn't prove anything…" Sasuke was finally able to control his nosebleed from happening "Anyone can meow and purr…"

"… Let's see you do it!" Shin dare Sasuke, crossing his arms

Sasuke stared at the young boy and then at his dobe, he would like to prove it, but his pride would not stoop as low as to meow and purr like a cat.

"… I won't do it…" Sasuke stated

"See, you can't do it!!" the boy sounded proud as though he have won

"But I know someone who will!" Sasuke's determination rise, knowing full-well who will do it


The three had quickly returned to the village and to the place that Sasuke had led them… they were at the expensive inn.

"We can't go in there…" Shin hesitated

The raven stared at the two who were about ten feet away from the main entrace "Why not?" he asked

"Saki told us that if we have no urgent business here then we should never approach it…" Shin replied and Tama nodded

"… We do have urgent business, now come." The raven walked ahead, keeping a close eye on his blond


They were now inside of Sasuke's guest room, waiting for something… or someone. Knocking was soon heard at the door and Sasuke gave permission to the person was about to come in.

Gusu Midori stood outside of the door, grinning widely "Uchiha-sama, did you request for my presence?" she asked, her voice was giddy and sounded weird to the three

"… Yeah, please come in." Sasuke gesture and she happily complied.

"How may I be of assistant to you?" she asked, her voice hinting that maybe it would be something naughty

"… I need you to meow and purr like a cat." Sasuke straight out told her

"Huh?" she was shocked and surprised to hear such things from the Uchiha Sasuke "M-m-may I a-a-ask why?"

Sasuke stared at the woman and then smirk

"(Oh my sexy god!!! Does this mean that he wants me to seduce him?! I mean… I'm not really into acting as an animal when making out, but if Sasuke wants it… then I'll do it!!!)" her eyes glint with unknown lust, which made her forgot that Shin and Tama were also inside the room with them

"Alright, Uchiha-sama… here I come…" she used a seductive and high voice "MEOW…" and started purring

"Aww… she sounds like a cat too…" Shin admitted defeat which the blond also nodded his head, agreeing with the young boy

Midori continue to meow and purr as she clung onto Sasuke, whispering in a husky voice "Sasuke-sama… let's… get to bed…" she purr

The blond didn't know why, but the sight of the mysterious man and the woman made his inside turn. For some reason, he really wanted to smack the man in the head and pull the woman away from him.

"Enough…" Sasuke push Midori off him "That is all." Ushering the woman out

"… Sasuke-sama…" she whine seductively but before any other word could be utter out of her, the door closed shut.

"(Stupid woman… don't she know that the only person who can seduce me is that dobe over there?)" Sasuke's thoughts ran back to the blond as he glance at the fuming blond

"Alright, let's go back home, Tama!" Shin got off the chair he was sitting on and walked towards the door

Sasuke grabbed hold onto Naruto's arm, stopping him from following the boy.

"Hey, let Tama go!" Shin notice the sudden movement and growl at Sasuke

"I'm not letting him leave me again." Sasuke glared at the boy, causing the young boy to shrink back. It seems that the famous Uchiha glare was still intact.

The blond struggle out of the raven's iron grip which caused the latter to turn his glare at the blond.

"You left me for a year… you… you didn't mean it, right? You were planning on returning home, right?!" Sasuke's voice became more desperate for an answer as he shook the blond's shoulders

The scared blond stared at the unknown man in front of him, demanding answers for his strange questions.

After a while of silence, Sasuke calmed down and looked at his blond "Hey… let's return back to Konoha, right now! Everyone's waiting for you. The villagers, your friends, and the children!" Sasuke quickly dragged Naruto out the door

"Wait!!" Shin quickly chase after the two "Where are you taking Tama?!" the boy shouted angrily

The three male made so much noise that some customer popped their head out of their room to see what was going on. Before the three reach the exit, Gusu, the village chief, stopped the raven.

"Ah, Uchiha-dono. What is all the commotion?" Gusu asked, rubbing his hands together with a worried smile

"It seems that I can't finish this mission. I will tell the Hokage to refund all your money back." Sasuke quickly bow and head towards the door

"P-p-please wait!" the man quickly ran to block Sasuke's path "We need you… please, you must stay with us…" the man pleaded

Sasuke glared at the hindrance blocking his road "Move… I have no decent reason to stay in this village anymore." All the raven wanted was to take his blond home and keep him there, knowing full well that he would be safe and sound there.

"Please…" the chief got down on both his knees and hand, his head touching the ground "Please reconsider…"

The blond stared down at the man who had bowed his head on the ground, he glance up at Sasuke before he quietly tugged the raven's sleeves. Sasuke turned to look at the blond, who in turned, stared back at the raven with big puppy eyes.

The raven couldn't believe his eyes… Naruto had not once used the puppy eyes unless ramen was involved… and for this weird creature, he was begging Sasuke to stay… "Sigh…" the raven sigh "… Fine, but only after the festival…" Sasuke knew that he could never reject those blue orbs.

Gusu and the blond jumped in joy, even though the blond had no idea why the village chief wanted the mysterious man to stay in the village. "Please remember your words, Uchiha-dono! Please promise me that you won't go back on your words!" the chief clutch onto Sasuke's pants, crying silently

"(Disgusting…)" was the raven's only thoughts. He didn't want to make a promise, but if his blond will be happy because of that… then… "… I promise." Sasuke sigh, defeated

Shin stared at the blond and the village chief jumping for joy before moving his eyes to observe the raven "Wait!!!" the young boy suddenly shouted out "You.. you… you're Uchiha Sasuke?!" the boy's shocked voice asked

Everyone turnd to stare at the young boy, earning him a smirk from Sasuke "What if I am?"

"That means… you're a prospective groom for Gusu Midori?!" Shin burst out into fits of laughter

"Huh?" Sasuke asked, shocked "Prospective… groom?" he turnd to glared at the chief

"Huh… well…" the man started to stutter in fear

The blond tilted his head in confusion and then smile at the raven

"You…" Sasuke's clench his teeth angrily "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!!!!" a shout was heard throughout the whole village…..


To be continue…


I'm so sorry for the delay! So many things happened this past weekend that I have made no updates at all! Please forgive my tardiness… I'm so very sorry. GOMEN NASAI!!!! TT^TT

I wanted to make an update earlier, but a friend of mine was over and needed my attention 24/7…

Well… I ended the chapter here… and I hope to update the next chapter soon before winter break starts…

Once again, Gomen Nasai to Doumo Arigatou (Sorry and thank you)