I'm not dead, just really busy...

If you guys wanna rage at me go ahead, I'm a lazy poo... :(

2 months? I haven't been updating for 2 months? ARRRGGGGGHHHHH! I'm a terrible person!

I am so sorry with not updating! I feel like a piece of poo!

Please forgive me!

I'm just a 12 year old wanting to write fanfics!

Anywho here is along awaited chapter of TFP Truth Or Dare!


Evana: I'm back!

Starscream: Sesame Street is terrible!

Evana: Hey! That was my childhood!

Jack: Ok, what is it today?

Evana: First is the long overdue cooking challenge!

Ratchet and Arcee: Ready!

Starscream and Knockout: Sort of?

Evana: Then let the challenge begin!

Halfway into the challenge...

Evana: Halfway through the challenge, and Starscream is doing all the work...

Starscream: Now I just need to bake it... Wait, isn't energon flammable?

Knockout: Yeah but it won't light in a oven.

Starscream: Wait, what if you power the oven with actual fire?

Knockout: Yeah it'll burn...

Starscream: Oops, I just put it in!

Knockout: TAKE IT OUT! TAKE IT OUT!

Evana: HIT THE DECK!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Evana: Great, now the base is blown up! *Snaps fingers and it's fixed* Done!

Bumblebee: You're a terrible cook Scream...

Starscream: It's not easy if your teammate slacks!

Knockout; I don't wanna get dirty!

(A lot of you guys wanted something to burn or blow up sooo... Yay! Later it's time to eat, their cookies make the eaters make a certain sound... XD)

Evana: So what are you two making?

Ratchet: A cake, one made out of energon and if we have extra, one for the kids.

Evana: Yay! So, what are you two doing?

Knockout: The ultimate friendship cookies! Well, we started over because of the explosion earlier...

Starscream: More like I'm making Knockout! You're not doing anything!

Knockout: They're friendship cookies Scream... We're such good friends that you're doing all the work!

Starscream: Lazy bot...

Evana: Friendship cookies are the best cookies!

Later when the challenge is finished...

Arcee: As planned, we made a cake for the kids.

Evana: Yay! Now, out taste testers will be Megatron, Optimus and me. (What? I'm not letting Miko taste!)

A few slices of cake later...

Megatron: I give it a 8.5

Optimus: I say 9.8

Evana: 10! I've always wanted to have cake, my parents never let me... (True Story!)

Arcee: We have this in the bag!

Knockout: No, we do!

Starscream: I vote only Megatron should try out cookies...

Evana: Alright, Megatron vote the score from 1 to 30 then for me and Optimus.

Megatron: Fine, if I must... *Takes bite out of the cookie* This tastes funny...

Starscream: Stand back!

Knockout: Wait why?

Starscream: Hit the deck! And cover your noses!

PPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Evana: *Covers nose* What in the name of all farts was that?

Starscream: I was to lazy to make cookies that taste good so I made good old friendship cookies that make you fart, or prank cookies as you could call them...

Evana: Well, even though I will actually take these and troll people, I say Ratchet and Arcee are the winners!

Arcee: Ha! We are the Champions of the kitchen!

Evana: Next dare is from katmar1994 is for Optimus to sing 'I Love You So Much' from the Book Of Life to Arcee

Optimus: I'm not the best singer... But I'll try!

One love song later...

Jack: You're not that bad of a singer! That was pretty well sang!

Evana: Yeah! Next one... One from Unicron1000, make Megatron watch himself die by Bumblebee in TFP episode Deadlock! Where is Mega-Dork anyway?

Raf: I think he farted himself all the way to space, by my calculations, he should be back now actually... Someone grab a giant mattress!

Megatron: *Falling* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Lands on mattress* Thank you...

One epic Bumblebee moment later... Bumblebee kills Megatron using the Star Saber for you guys who don't know, and he also gets his voice back for real here!

Megatron: I heted that moment... To make it worse I was killed by him! *Points to Bee* That's embarrassing!

Evana: Well that's what you get ripping out his voice box! Anywho... One from xtz56, dare for everyone, make their own artistic masterpiece! You can do anything!

Airachnid: *Shoots web at the wall* There, it's art...

Evana: That's just web!

Airachnid: You said anything, there...

Evana: If I were a teacher I would give you an F... Everybot else, you have 15 minutes to make art! GO!

15 Minutes of art later...

Miko: I made a sandwich.

Evana: Where? I don't see it!

Miko: I ate it...

Jack: *Facepalm* I made a house in Minecraft, good enough...

Evana: I'll accept it.

Raf: I made a toy car that works! You?

Evana: I made my profile picture. (It's true! I drew my profile picture for my fanfiction account!)

Starscream: I made a mini Rainbow Dash!

Megatron: I made a mini-me with a mini dark star saber!

Optimus: I made a mini-me with a mini star saber!

Evana: Did you two make those so you two can reenact your best battles?

Megatron: Maybe...

Knockout: I made a glitter-splotion

Evana: Which is?

Knockout: I just put loads of glitter on a peice of papar!

Miko: Why?

Knockout: Because glitter is fabulous like me!

Evana: Coming from Knockout, ththat's saying a loy.

Bulkhead: I made a nrw lob ball! Ratchet melyed tne other one...

Ratchet: You broke everything with that!

Evana: So you made a new metal ball?

Bulkhead: Yup

Evana: Fair enough.

Arcee: I dumped paint on Starscream!

Starscream: When did you do that?

Arcee: Now.*Dumps paint on Statscream*

Evana: I say it's an improvement! So, Bee and Smokie... Care to explain why you're covered in glitter and paint?!

Bumblebee: We did each other as art.

Smokescreen: Paintball battle... And umm, don't go into the training room, it's filled with glitter and paint.

Evana: Awesome work everyone! Well, whoever tried anyway... (I'll say xtz56 other dare next chapter, I've got a great idea for it! Hope you can wait a little longer for that certain truth!) Next truth is from LadyJade613, to Bee, did you flirt with Arcee in Predacons Rising before Starscream ruined it?

Bumblebee: Uhh... *Startes blushing hard* I... I... Uhhhhhhhh...

Smokescreen: Bee, you're blushing as red as Knockout's paint! Just answer the question!

Bumblebee: I..I... *Breathes* Yeah I did, but only cause I didn't think I would have gotten another chance... And I really do like her... I... I... I like her and... Wait...She's here... Arcee just heard that didn't she?! *Faints*

Evana: Well... I'm happy cause I ship these two! But somebot wake him up! (Seriously, I love these two as a couple SOO MUCH! XD)

Raf: Bee, wake up!

Bumblebee: I'm up!

Arcee: Well, because you said those nice things, here you go. *Kisses Bee*

Bumblebee: *Blushes even more* O_O

Evana: He's in the love trance... Someone pour ice water on him!

Bumblebee: Oh, no! I'm not doing that again! That water is soooooo cold!

Evana: I know right? Anywho, here are some from ME (Litiraly, their name was ME) dare for Steve the vehicon, find something Megatron is afraid of and chase him with it!

Steve: I think Megatron is afraid of mice. II'll get one.

After finding a mouse...

Steve: Ok, Megatron!

Megatron: What is it? *Sees mouse* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KEEP IT AWAY KEEP IT AWAY! EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKK! *Runs away*

Evana: Well? Go chase him!

Steve: Ok! *Goes to chase Megatron*

Evana; Well... another one from ME. Truth for Soundwave, do you have a face?

Soundwave: Yes. Bit no one has seen it...

Evana: We'll see about that later... Ok, last one from ME, darebfor Smokescreen, prank Ratchet!

Smokescreen: Ok, hey Ratch! You're so old, you're basically a predacon! OHHHHHH! (Smokescreen said it not me!)

Ratchet: Oh yeah? *Grabs wrench* Eat wrench! *Throws it but it comes back around and hits him in the faceplate*

Evana: Owch... MEDIC! Somkie, how did you do that?

Smokescreen: I swapped his regular wrenches with ones that hone back in and it him if trown. XD lolz.

Evana: Wow! Ok, last dare for the day. One from kikigraysonwest, everyone watch Bee failing at doing battle cries in TFRID2015! Get ready for cringe!

One cringey viddo later... (If you search TFRID2015 Bumblebee's rallying cries on YouTube there's an actual video of all of the cringe-worthy cries!)

Bumblebee: That was me? Ok, I'm disappointing!

Starscream: That was just... Funny but cringey. VERY CRINGEY!

Evana: Yup... Well, that's all we have time for today... See you guys next time!

Everyone: Bai!


Rage, yell and maybe even flame at me...

I'm sooooo sorry for not updating for so long!

Anywho... I know I missed a few dares but I'll put them in next chapter!

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Thank you for being so patient! You guys are the best!

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Bai guys!