I was walking in my room to see Discord laughing himself to death while he was sitting at my desk. Being the person I am, I asked him what the hell he did. I soon laughed at it myself. He and I couldn't stop until fifteen minutes later when Rainbow Dash popped up.

"Discord! What chaotic, evil thing have you done here!?", Rainbow Dash declaired with a serious tone.

Discord replied, "Ahhh... Rainbow! You might like this, but I know you are not the type to read. So, let me being the story to life."

Now the story begins...

After some time Mac, Skull, and Lithium were no longer grounded due to Lithium's stupidity.

At the The Guys' House, X was trying to tell the others that Twilight had some important news that concerned the guys in a very large way. He yelled, "Everypony! Hush! Any you, Lithium! Stay still!"

"What's going on X?", Skull replied.

He answered, "Just listen... Sis, you can start."

"Good! Now that you guys have been welcomed back into Ponyville and have 'hopefully' learned some lessons of your own. You have been invite to a party held in your honor, but...", Twilight said.

Lithium interupped, "Buuuttt, what?"

"You have to bring... dates.", she finished with a dramatic tone. Lithium freaked out at this and yelled.

"I forgot something at Vinyl's Place, be right back.", Lithium rushed.

Skull replied, "How much you wanna bet he's just freaked out because he can't get a date with his rep, huh Mac?"

"You should talk! Your have a 'rep' for Lithium talking you into anything!", X claimed.

"Ha! You got him pegged!", Mac blurted.

Pinkie blurted, "Who was just grounded a couple of weeks ago for blowing up the fire pits at the shop and causing the damage that had to be repaired!?"

"I'll just shut up and put my head down.", Mac said while backing up to sit on the couch.

Everypony laughed and started to talk about their plans for the party.

"So... bro... Who are you going to ask?", asked Twilight with a little wonder about who X would bring.

"Honestly, I don't know. I don't know that many mares in town besides you and the rest of you girls, but I'm sure I'll find somepony to ask.", he said while smiling.

But, at that moment Lithium had finally made it to Vinyl's Place and was huffing and buffing.

"Woo! That was... close.", Lithium said. "Where's Vinyl!? Looks like no pony is home."

As he was walking around through the house Lithium heard an amazing tune coming from upstairs and was drawn to follow it to its source. And as he was just about to see the source of the beautiful sound... it stopped and he rushed behind the bathroom door, but had to see what was making that wonderful song.

With a quick gaze, he saw Octavia walk out of the door and was shocked. He couldn't believe what he saw and he sat back and said, "That was wonderful... why does it make me feel this rushed!? It wasn't Metal at all!"

He soon heard a voice coming from behind him, "Yo, cuz! It looks like your in love..."

"Vinyl! How long have you been there!?", Lithium asked in a panic.

"Oh... the whole time...", she said. "I was just...", she replied.

"Wait! Is that what I think it is!? Why are you..", he asked.

"I-I-I just was aaaa... Trying to look nice before I went to go ask X something.", she said.

"Do you li..."

"NO! I need some pony to play a bass part of my latest mix and X is the best bassist in all Ponyville...", Vinyl stated.

"Okay here's a good deal... I'll say nothing about this if you help me with Octavia and I'll help you with X. But, I'll keep quite if you do too.", he said.

"Deal! I think see likes blue flowers...", she said in a confused tone.

"I know where to get some of those!", he rushed. "Also, I know nothing on X, you're on your own! Thanks for the tip, bye...", claimed running out of the her house.

Hours later in front of Sugarcube Corner...

"Lithium... What are you doing here and why are you out of breath? Where those flowers come from!?", asked Octavia.

"Heard you like blue flowers, here!", he said falling to the ground after Octavia took hold of the flowers. And as she took them from him, her face turned shrunk to half size.

She said in a comiclly high voice, "What kind of flowers were those!?"

"I got them in a nearby forest!", he said in panic.

As he said that Pinkie started to laugh and blurted, "HaHa! Lithium gave Octavia Poison Joke! How could this get funnier!"

After being treated by Twilight, Octavia was ignoring Lithium and shut herself in her's and Vinyl's place. Not giving up, Lithium decided to play the song she played on his guitar to woo her. But, he made one mistake: he turned up the amp to 11.

The song had played and she started to walk out the door, but all the windows schatterd all at once and made her storm off back in the house. Lithium went to turn around and run, but Vinyl was behind him. She handed him a broom and pointed at her house.

He was now cleaning up his mess and was trying to avoid screwing up. He said, "Maybe I should just stop. When I try, I always make things worse. I guess it wouldn't work anyway. I'm a prankster and she's a lady. I'm as low as this stain on the floor. Wha... Stain!?"

As he rushed to grab a mop, he slipped and fell on something and got up to look what he fell on.

"OH! SHIT! Its Octavia's Cello!", he thought. "Come on, Lithium! Think! Think! Think!", he began to to panic. "That's right I have a magic horn! Come on, Horn!"

As he tried to cast his spell Octavia walked in to see a flash of green light and as soon as it faded she saw her cello was now... Gold.

She rushed to hugged him and said, "This is the nicest thing I've seen you do... or any pony for that matter. How can I repay you!?"

"I need a date to a party... and...", he said before being interupted by Octavia.

"Just one, okay! Never ask this again!", she yelled.

"I'll take it!", he said to her.

So ends the tale of Lithium's efforts to impress Octavia, but would Vinyl's efforts work as poorly as her cousin's or would they end up well. Well, it wouldn' be as funny if it did... So, on with the discord...

Right after Lithium Rushed out to impress Octavia, Vinyl had to impress X while keeping her image as the cool DJ Pon-3 in place. Needless to say, she's up for the challenge of her life.

While Vinyl was running to meet with X. He was trying to find somepony to take to the event, but he became distracted by a giant Manticore thrashing through the town. In the heat of the moment Vinyl mistakenly runs in front of the terrorible beast. X then uses his magic to throw the beast back into the Everfree Forest.

"That was close, wasn't it... Vinyl? Why did you rush yourself in front of the monster?", he asked.

She replied, "Didn't see it... I guess... I just need to ask you something."

"What was so important to rush yourself to find me!?", he asked with his face framed with roses and angels within Vinyl's vision.

"Uhhh... Can you... uhhh... Help me... ", stuggling to say what she truely wanted to say. "With a song I'm making."

"Sure! I love to. I really like helping people as much as I can with my music, but right now I need to find somepony to go with me to a party. Do you know if anypony you know would like to go?", he stated.

"I-I-I-I... huh... don't. Sorry.", she struggled to say.

"Okay, try not to step in front of dangerous creatures like that agian.", he replied before walking off.

"Dammit, Lithium! You're no help!", she said under her breath.

Hours later... Vinyl was still at the task of asking X on a date and was getting more and more mad at Lithium for tricking her. After seeing Lithium trying to play Octavia's Song and breaking all her windows, she gives Lithium a ear full that must never be repeated and sends him to pick up his mess. X see that Vinyl has sent Lithium to clean up what he has done and began talking to her.

"Wow, you actually got Lithium to listen to you! I'm impressed! Sooo... What happened?", he asked.

"He did what he does best...", she responded with an angry tone.

X began to say, "He messed up, didn't he? What was it this time, how, and why?"

"He broke all the windows in my house and to top it off he tricked me to get advice to impress Tavi.", she stated.

"What tatic did he use to trick you?", he asked.

She answered with, "If I gave him advice on how to impress Tavi, he would tell me to impress yo... Opps!"

"So! That's why you rushed in front of that Manticore, isn't?", X asked.

"Yeah... so... will you...", she said before being interupted.

"Take you to that party... Yes!", he said. "But, Come As You Are- as Lithium would say."

She replied, "Okay... But, don't quote him again! I'm steamed at him."

Vinyl soon decided to run home to have a seat to calm herself down and saw Octavia just eyeing a new golden cello and had to ask, "Where did that come from!? It looks like it was made for a goddess! How much did that cost!?"

"Lithium got it- I don't know how, but he did.", Octavia said while keeping her eyes on the cello of her dreams.

"This was the work of his magical science.", she said.

"Whaaa...", Octavia spoke.

"Yeah... Lithium is something called a- what was it- AL...KIM...MIST.", Vinyl stated with confusion of that name.

"He's Alchemist! Those are Unicorns that can use science and magic to change the element! How's Lithium that smart!?", She yelled.

After a while the two girls were ready to have a night of wonder and grace, but we'll see how that turns out after we tell the stories of other couples. Then we will tell the tale of the party.