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'What the hell is even going on!?' Naruto thought to himself as he dodged a freaking spear made out of light. Naruto had long since thrown away the meal he had gotten in favor of saving his life. Screw eating dinner, when his life was being placed in danger. Naruto had a few cuts on his arms, none of them bleeding all that bad to be fair. He was also able to keep up the pace when it came to dodging the attacks.
Thank you Kendo practice!
What did he do to make this person want to kill him?
"You are only prolonging your own suffering. It would be less painful for you to just stop moving. I'm not like those Rogue Priests. I don't want to cause you any more pain than you need." A woman said as she formed a spear of yellow light. She was tall for a woman, about 5'9" in height, with extremely long blue hair. She was pale skinned, and had narrow yellow eyes. She wore a purple woman's business suit with the buttons down to reveal the majority of her breasts, and an extremely tight miniskirt that showed pretty much everything else.
Oh, and she had two large-sized black, feathered wings sticking out of her back as she walked towards him.
Naruto grabbed the lid off a trashcan and threw it at her like a frisbee. It was sliced in half before it reached her, and with a spin of her spear she tossed it towards him. Naruto grabbed the trashcan itself and tossed it. The spear pierced through it, but got caught in the trashcan and fell to the ground. With trash scattered around, Naruto picked up a bottle and started to run in the opposite direction.
'The fuck is going on!?' Naruto thought with grit teeth as he saw the woman take to the skies with her wings.
She could fly... just fucking great.
"This doesn't bring me any joy. Your struggling only annoys me." The woman spoke to him with a tone that suggested she believed herself to be utterly superior.
That annoyed Naruto.
A lot.
"Come at me then Fat-Ass! You need those big wings to get that chubby ass off the ground, right!?" Naruto taunted the woman with an angry grin on his face. Naruto waved his arms in the air and gestured towards himself. Just as she formed another spear of light... not visibly annoyed with his petty insults, Naruto turned tail and ran down a narrow alley. When she threw the spear into the alley, Naruto was able to dodge it easier. Sure, he was an easier target as well, but he was able to dodge with much more ease.
The trade off, not to mention the sides of the buildings made it harder for him to get a good angle on him from above.
'Little shit...' The woman thought as she took a deep, calming breath.
She shouldn't allow him to get on her nerves so easily.
"Your hair is blue!? Do the carpets match the drapes, because your hair, like your TITS, can't be natural!?" Naruto shouted at her when he saw that she was calming herself down. Naruto grinned when he had to dodge another spear of light, and he ducked behind an even more narrow alley. One that she wouldn't be able to throw her spears into thanks to the roof over the top of the alley.
She would have to take to the ground again to catch him, which he could see her do as she landed in the alley he had been. She stomped as she walked, clear annoyance bordering on rage in her eyes as she took large, meaningful steps.
Naruto didn't know what was going on, but he wasn't going to die today!
Naruto kicked a bucket at her. When she sliced it in half, she was splashed by the water inside of it. Not just water, but rain water that had been nearly... Naruto didn't even know how old it was. The bucket was rusted, and the water was a sickly shade of green at this point in time. The woman yelped when the cold, gross water splattered all over her body. She stepped back in shock at the motion.
Naruto took his chance.
He ran towards the woman, full speed. He kept his body low, and as she started to form her spear of light, Naruto smashed the end of the glass bottle off. Naruto tackled her in the chest, while shoving the shattered end of the bottle into her side. Naruto continued to run though, lifting her body off of the ground as he cut into her deep. He slammed her back into the wall of the alley that they had come from, and twisted the bottle into her side. The spear of light faded away as she gasped in pain.
"You little shit... this hurts..." The woman pushed Naruto off of herself, and instantly formed a spear with one hand. Her other hand went to her side, which was bleeding more than she was comfortable with. Naruto threw the bottle at her as he started to run away, seeing as he doubted she would fall for the same trick twice. He needed to find another spot to get a better trick to get her off of his back.
"Kalawarner, what is taking you so long?"
Kalawarner heard the voice of her comrade in her ear, a small earpiece in it. She placed her finger to it as Naruto started to run. She took to the sky and decided to keep an eye on him from high up.
"The little shit is fast on his feet, and he is annoying the hell out of me. What did he do to warrant us going after him?" Kalawarner asked as she spoke into a mic that was attached to the collar of her jacket. She flew after Naruto, not letting him stay far out of her sight. She knew that if she threw her spears at this distance, that they wouldn't do much. He would just dodge them.
She would have to use her superior strength, and get him into an open area where he didn't have the home field advantage.
"Both the Sitri heir and the Gremory heir have been seen showing interest in him. He must have some kind of rare Sacred Gear. We should eliminate him before he can become a threat."
"Hey, Bird-Brain! Hey, I'm talking to YOU! Are you sure you're not blond!? Or did all of your brains go to that fat in your ass!" Naruto called up at her. He knew he was making fun of himself when he shouted at, but calling her fat seemed to get the best response out of her.
Like how he had to dodge a spear of that light energy the second he finished his insults. Naruto looked at it for a second, before he put his hands on the spear and pulled it out of the ground.
"... I'll call you back." Kalawarner said as she took her ear piece out and crushed it. A vein on her head visibly bulging from the anger flowing through her veins. She pointed her hand at her spear, and it vanished from Naruto's grasp shortly after he got his hands on it. "That pointy eared little prick." Kalawarner growled as she flew down towards him with two spears of light.
She was running both of these through his damn chest!
Naruto took this as his signal to make another tactical retreat, and by tactical retreat, Naruto acted his answer to his problem out with a roll across the ground. She stabbed both of her spears into the ground, while he completed his combat roll. Naruto turned around and placed both of his hands at her skirt, before he pulled it down to her ankles. Naruto slammed his shoulder into her butt, and knocked her off of her feet. She landed on the ground, right on her chest, as both of her spears vanished.
"I'm amazed you can find a skirt big enough for your fat ass!" Naruto shouted as he jumped on top of her back. Naruto placed his torso between her wings, and used his arms to restrain both of her own arms.
Who knew a perverted childish prank could save his life?
"Stop insutling my weight, I'm not fat!" Kalawarner shouted at him.
She then grinned.
"Oh NOOOO!?" Naruto shouted when they both took to the sky. She could still flap her wings, so she used them to get them into the air. She flew around, even though she couldn't use her arms thanks to him, she was pretty sure that she could buck him off.
Her body wasn't that much stronger than a human's body naturally was, a very fit human could take her on in a fair fight. She didn't have to fight fair though, she had magical power, and she could fly. Even though her body was only a little greater than that of a human's body, it was still very much possible for them to beat her in a contest of strength.
After all, Exorcists were able to keep up with Devils, despite being pretty much normal humans in nearly every way.
"Get off my back, fall to the ground, and die!" Kalawarner gave Naruto step by step instructions on what she wanted him to do at this moment. Naruto clung to her tightly though as she bucked in the air, trying to throw him off of her back. Naruto dangled off of her, and he looked at the ground as they continued to fly higher. "But rest assured... I will always remember you as the guy who stabbed me with a bottle!" Kalawarner shouted at Naruto as she glanced down at her own wound.
Naruto grit his teeth.
He would not be following those instructions.
He took one of his arms off of her, and reached down to take his belt off. Naruto completely let go of her, and took his split second to wrap his arm around her waist. Naruto tied their waists together with his belt, before he used both of his arms to restrain her wrists just as she was trying to form her spears.
'This isn't like the time with the guy with a gun, this time Koneko isn't at gun point. I'm not going to surrender to this bitch.' Naruto thought as he watched her flying down towards the ground. Naruto hung onto her arms, because he didn't want her even think about forming more spears.
She flipped so that her back was facing the ground.
"Did you know my body is far more durable than a human's body... well you do now." Kalawarner stated as she allowed both herself and Naruto to slam into the ground. Naruto shouted out in pain and let go of her. He felt her weight slam into him as they fell the what could possibly be 6 stories of height.
Kalawarner formed a spear of light and sliced his belt off of her, before she jumped off of him and pointed her spear down at his stomach.
She could not say it was a pleasure.
She was going to enjoy this though. She got down so that she was sitting on his stomach, and she formed a second spear. She stabbed both of them into Naruto's arms, pinning him to the ground. She watched as he bit his lip as to not cry out in pain.
"... Thought you said you didn't want to cause any needless pain?" Naruto taunted her, even as he faced the brink of death.
If she was going to kill him, then he wasn't going to let her enjoy it.
"Oh, that was before you caused me so much trouble. Now I'm going to torture you. I'm going to make you beg me to kill you." Kalawarner made a third spear, and decided to drag the tip across his chest. "K... A... L... A... W... A... R... N... E... R. Kalawarner, I'm going to etch my name into your body, so people can see who killed you." Kalawarner started out as she etched her name into his chest.
He didn't give her the satisfaction of screaming.
"... You're a kinky bitch, aren't you?" Naruto asked her with grit teeth. He was in a lot of pain, but he wasn't going to let her enjoy any of this. He was going to die insulting her every chance that he got.
"You're durable... I'll give you that... of course, you are going to regret how durable you are." Kalawarner slapped Naruto across the face with the back of her hand.
"Mmmm, spank me harder!"
"Let me fucking enjoy this damnit! Why do you have to be such an annoying asshole!?" Kalawarner stabbed Naruto in the shoulder. Naruto twitched and grunted, before he returned to grinning at her, now much more pained.
He was might die, but he wasn't going to let this become a pleasant memory for her.
"At least sit on my face, so I can get a last meal before I die. Hey, I might be able to see if the carpets do match the drapes while I'm down there." Naruto suggested to her with a blood stained grin. Nearly every bone in his body had been broken from the fall, and now he was being stabbed.
He was bleeding from a lot of places at the moment.
Kalawarner glared at Naruto.
"... I hate you, I really do. You piss me off, even when I'm killing you. I'm going to track down and kill everyone you love after-"
Naruto jerked his body into the sitting position and slammed his forehead into her mouth. She was knocked back, onto her back, as her hands went up to her mouth. Naruto was still pinned to the ground by his arms, but the spear in his shoulder had been ripped out of the ground. Naruto glared at Kalawarner as she got back up off of her back, and glared back at him.
"Touch any of them, and not even death will stop me from finding you." Naruto spat at Kalawarner, both with his words and actions. Naruto spat a glob of his blood into her eye, and she started to rub it the second it happened. Her own mouth bleeding, seeing as he busted her lip open.
Kalawarner looked back to Naruto... and she shivered in fear when she looked into those angry eyes. It was only for a second, but she backed away from Naruto. The raw killing intent behind his gaze enough to make her freeze for a moment.
Then she realized he was still pinned to the ground, dying.
Kalawarner didn't see Koneko as the girl started to run up to her. She could see Koneko's fist though when it came into her vision. A second later though, Kalawarner got punched in the eye hard enough to send her flying into the nearest building. Her body forming a crater in the brick wall.
"... Heh... bitch..." Naruto spoke when he saw Kalawarner fall limply to the ground. Naruto groaned as he fell back onto his own back. The spears in his body fading away into nothingness.
The only things stopping him from bleeding out and dying were gone, meaning that now Naruto was bleeding full force.
"Naruto... Naruto..."
Naruto could hear Koneko screaming his name as he started to close his eyes.
Chapter End!
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Sona has been researching Naruto's family, and Rias has been seen by Fallen Angels tracking Naruto.
The only reason Naruto is being attacked is because of the fact that the Fallen Angels noticed how devils have become interested in following Naruto.
