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Chapter 7: What it takes to be right! (3)


Surprisingly enough the following day went uneventful during school hours and I was more than happy to deal with the new paperwork stack that was supposed to become a daily thing to deal with.

Maybe it was because I felt somehow refreshed from the sleep I had or maybe it was just being giddy at being able to finally do what a principal is supposed to do, but around two hours in the intense study of the documents that required attention and signatures I had finally finished the papers, enjoying a little nap away from-

The door slammed open and I blinked at the incredibly smug-looking Momo Deviluke walking calmly in one of the free chairs. "What do you need, Deviluke-san."

She flinched, maybe she had thought I would make some exception when addressing her but I was far too much of a stranger to actually do that.

"I was thinking about the whole 'challenge' you have put onto me-" I barely remember actually 'challenge her' in that particular situation. "-and I decided that a proper war requires some established rewards for the victor." The pinkette pointed at herself in a not-so-subtly way and I frowned at that idea of hers.

"I don't think this should be turned in a bet-" "But it needs to! You challenged me and so I want to have.. a *-* from you if I win!" Momo blushed while muttering some gibberish I couldn't recognise because of her wording.

"Can you repeat last part?" She blinked, trying to appear innocent even through her flushing face didn't truly soothe the dreadful sensation that I was going to lose anyway with that whole bet.

"Win?" I groaned at her childish attempt to fake ignorance. I meant 'what you want from this bet'?"

She sighed and then spoke clearly, too much clearly for my mind's sake. "I, Momo Belia Deviluke, wants an hug with cuddle from you, Casey 'Morty' Mortimer, if the Harem Plan succeed."

...

"Weren't you in love with-" "I know!" Momo interjected fiercely, trying to fight the incredibly embarassing situation that she was now facing. "But it.. it felt nice to be hold like that."

I blinked at the highly confusing description of that particular moment. Why would someone like her want- Oh right, puberty.

I tend to forget I was dealing with teens with unusual hormonal issues.

"Why not just ask?" Crazy to think a normal principal to do that but, considering the whole situation and the fact that I would deprive the pinkette ammunition she could munster later on to screw me up metaphorically was good enough to actually.. let a simple hug pass.

"B-Because that would be.. wrong?" As she protested my simple solution, Momo sat up and walked towards me.

Few moments later she was whining with her face pressed in my chest, sitting on my lap in a position it wouldn't.. turn sexual in any way possible. "What is wrong with me!"

I patted her back. "You are still going through puberty, Momo. It's perfectly fine to be 'attracted' to.. what did you say the issue was?"

"Your abs. How could you be so toned?!"

"There is this place called Gym, which I went frequently few years ago." I answered sarcastically and she groaned at hearing it.

"Just shut up already."

"Ohi, I remind you that the whole situation is already an act of mercy. There is no need to be prissy about it."

She turned her head for her eyes to glare at mine, a pout hidden from my chest.

"Prick."

"Anyway, how are things going around the school. Anything important that should be addressed?"

Momo blinked at the question. "I thought that was Kotegawa-san's work?"

"She is giving me some.. 'biased' reports that I have to recheck everytime with the teachers that were present there."

"She is quite the stickler to the rules, Morty-san, maybe you should.. lecture her?"

"Kotegawa-san would see it was an attempt to undermine her just moralities." The pinkette snorted in agreement, knowing full well how much of a tsundere the girl was.

"Well there is this.. 'group' of stalkers that harrass me and Rito-san once in a while and-" "I had planned to have it disbanded already."

Her eyes turned wide in surprise. "I-Is that a bit too much?"

"There is evidence that they do more than light stalking. Kotegawa-san has presented several photos she had found in one of the last meetings she had busted."

Noticing her panicked expression I sighed calmly. "Those had been already sealed away but I would advise to keep your guard open when you are changing your clothes."

"They.. they can't be that bad." She gave me an inquisitive stare. "Right?"

"I.. I don't think you want to know what was on them, on the photos."

Momo paled a little and nodded as any mercy she had to the group was completely destroyed by that single statement.

"Also you have been kinda invited for lunch today. It was Lala's idea to 'thank you' for the whole 'rescue' thing."

"Are you trying to reduce the 'glory' behind the rescue attempt. How shameful!" She looked away with a little smile, knowing from my twitching mask that I was holding with great difficulty from blowing a laught of massive power.

"But sure, I will see to pass around lunch."

She nodded at this and I blinked as a small question entered my simple mind. "So... do you have anything to do now?"

Momo blinked innocently. "I don't.. know what you are talking about?"

"As much as I would like to talk more, Momo, I think you shouldn't skip lessons."

"Buuut.. it has already started!" Her pout was convincing, a little more and she could have easily made me back down. My kindness was turning into some effective weakness to exploit from the pinkette.

"What if.. I rewards you with something, will you go back in your classroom?"

She frowned at the deal. "I am faithful, Morty." It was a weak excuse as we both knew that it wasn't going to be anything sexual.. but it would also be difficult to make up with the same value.

I faked a yawn at that. "Then I cannot call you Momo-chan?"

It was immediate. I saw her smile the biggest smile I had seen, blush a little and then launch herself towards class like a woman with a mission in her life.

Alone, tired and void of anything interesting to do, I sighed and rested in my chair.

I would have taken another nap, hopefully without any intrusion this time-

"Finally Momo-hime is gone~" My eyes snapped open in panic as I turned around to face the one that was giggling behind the chair.

It was too late as my mind blacked out for a brief moment, pain surging from my brain as I felt the probing failing to latch onto me.

The tanned, black-haired girl recoiled in surprise at the reaction, her golden eyes wide open in pure shock. "That was interesting." She blinked. "You are resilient to that.."

"Stay away!" At this point I threw myself over the table and used it as a cover.

"What a rude way to greet a young girl like me." I restrained myself from scowling at Nemesis' little charade. "But you know what am I. I know that you have some knowledge of the future."

D-DID SHE SAW ANYTHING?!

"Of course the memory was mostly insignificant compared to the whole plan." She giggled again, sitting in my chair and looking at me with a smug expression. "But I found the end of all of this.. a refreshing way to avoid consequences."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I blinked, I JUST blinked and she was there, on my side as she fell on my lap. "You are a silly human, to think you can hide from harm's way if I wish to hurt you."

Her simple black dress barely covering her modesty as she stared up in my eyes. "But I will let you stay safe. You are.. a puzzle I will enjoy deciphering in this mad run."

"I-It hasn't to be this way." I tried to reason with her, to delete a good 70% of ill situations there. Her smile was a sad one. "Perhaps you are right... But I think I will stick with my plan for now."

True darkness covered her and she disappeared with one last giggle.

Frigging Loli-Batman.

I closed my eyes and sighed while contemplating the whole situation, what had happened.

Nemesis had seen a glimpse of her future and the only thing she would found amusing.. is when she was stuck with Rito.

I hoped that wasn't the case because she would know she wouldn't die if she confronted Gid.

Facepalming never felt more fitting in that situation as I thought to myself: Why am I dealing with this stuff? I am no main character, I'm not as important as any of the main cast.

This was surely going to end poorly for me..


AN

Next chapter Morty is having lunch with the big family at the Yuuki's household. Brace for some serious lewd situations!

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