The Total Drama series belongs to Teletoon, and Cartoon Network. Also, the two special guest contestants don't belong to me, but to CragmiteBlaster. Everything I also mention that's copyrighted belongs to their respective copyrights. However, all my characters belong to me.

This episode is brought to you from my hotel room! :D

This episode, we continue the ghost huntin'

IVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!


Tubular Toads

The Toads, suited up with vaccums and flashlights, were standing right outside the mansion.

"Yikes..." Kacy commented. "This place could use a bit of a fixxer-upper."

"You may be right, Sister Kacy." Lucas replied back. "Then again, would that kinda-sorta defeat the purpose of a haunted house?"

"Plus, I kinda expect there to be fitting music inside." Alora noted. "So… Who shall open the door first?"

"I will." Sophie nodded, as she creaked open the door. Now open, she shined her flashlight around the Foyer. "Hello?! Anyone home?! Is it okay if we vacuum you ghosts up?"

There was no sound, aside of the echo coming from Sophie's loud voice.

"Well, guess we got the OK." Sophie nodded, as the tweens entered the house.

"Lucas, I gotta give the owner 46,235 on the HRA score." Narixxa commented as she peeked from Lucas' shirt.

"Wait, how do you know about-" Lucas started to say, as…

"Ivan muttered them out in his sleep." Narixxa answered.

CRRRREEEAAAAKKKK…

"The hell was that?" Alora asked.

CRRRRREEEEEAAAKKK…

"Heck if I knew..." Lucas added.

CRRRREEEEEAAAAKKKKK!

"Survey says… G-T-F-O!" Wiley yelled out loud, as the tweens ran out of the house. What followed was…

CRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHH!

The tweens reentered, as they investigated the source of the crash.

"Awww… I really liked that chandelier..." Narixxa pouted.

"Yikes, guys..." Wiley commented, inspecting the fallen chandelier.

"Yeah, Wiley?" Alora asked.

"I… don't think this was no accident." Wiley answered, as he held up some wires, that were sliced in two. "Someone physically CUT these wires. Was it one of the ghosts? I dunno. But I think someone is out for our blood… And that's my final answer."

"Eh, I'm calling for this chandelier to be fake." Kacy added, as she tapped the fallen chandelier. Her smile faded within a second. "Or course, I'm known to be wrong before!"

"Okay, we better stick together this round." Lucas commented. "Knowing our luck, we could be facing true Wrath of God stuff."

"That kinda crap doesn't even happen until cats and dogs start living together..." Alora muttered, as the group started to leave the room.

From a corner of the room, Toone stood there, grinning.

"They now know the meaning of fear... Thanks to Nakia brand scissors..." Toone chuckled as she pocketed the scissors.


Confessional: Someone's gonna be bashed with a pipe…

Toone: I won't purify them… Yet… Just let them go through the dark path, then I'll take them down… All of them…

Lucas: Now that I think about it… I don't think it's the wrath of God we gotta deal with…


The tweens kept on going through the mansion, as they could hear some constant eating. A bottle labeled 'Go-Go juice' was tossed out, nearly hitting Alora. She looked down at the bottle, and shivered.

"Oh, good Lord, no..." Alora muttered.

"Wait, what's going on, Sister Alora?" Lucas asked, as he looked down at the bottle. "Ohhhh… Yeah, that's a legit reason."

"Yeah… All I can say is that was one job I was GLAD I quit." Alora commented.

"Right… And she RUINED mah big break, too!" a voice yelled out loud, as she floated towards the kids.

A rather obese woman around 16 was now in front of them. She was wearing a pink bikini with sleeves, blue short shorts, and all in all… Looked rather mean.

"Okay, now THAT'S Wrath Of God stuff right there, man!" Lucas commented out loud.

"Hey, is that Sugar from Pawkitew?" Kacy asked.

"You bet I am, honey!" Sugar replied back. "Thanks to yer straw-hatted BITCH friend… Mah big break was ruined!"

Wiley looked at the BGM Master. "Um, what happened? I never thought you would be part of the Child Beauty Pageant crowd."

"Actually… I wasn't." Alora nodded. "You see, when they, and I mean the pageant committe heard of my musical skills online, they hired me. I didn't know what kinda crap I was getting into. Until I took a peek backstage… Lots of stage moms, kids with botox… And the actual Sugar? She more or less bullied me until I more or less rage quit."

"Seems legit." Sophie commented, as Sugar let out a really gassy cloud from her 'butt' at the Loud Girl. Upon sniffing it, she fainted on the floor.

"HEY!" Wiley yelled out, upon Sophie fainting. "What the hell did Sophie do to you?!"

"She was bound to upstage moi later on..." Sugar replied. "...Cutie."

"She doesn't even like beauty pageants, and..." Wiley scolded, as… "Wait, cutie?"

"Yes, you are a cutie!" Sugar answered. "I'm gonna hug ya and kiss ya until ya go out with me."

"Wait, you're 16, and he's 11..." Kacy commented. "That HAS to be completely illegal."

"So is THIS." Sugar replied back, as she barfed all over Kacy.

The Cosplayer looked at her now ruined costume, and teared up.

"My… Ezekiel outfit… RUINED!" Kacy yelled out as she ran outside in tears.

"Kacy, wait!" Lucas followed his friend, with Narixxa hanging onto his shirt.

"What the hell?" Wiley muttered, as he looked at the ghost, with a dark glare. "You… narcissistic... BITCH!"

Wiley started to run towards the Sugar ghost, as he was lifted up by her.

"Now… Let's go somewhere more… private… cutie-pie." Sugar said, as she began to take Wiley away.

Alora could only watch.

"We… are in serious shit." Alora muttered, as Sophie stirred awake.

"Whoa… What happened?" Sophie asked out loud.

"Well, we're the only two left in the challenge." Alora replied back. "Bought down to our knees by some fatass ghost..."

"Yikes..." Sophie commented back. "Hey, what happened with Wiley?"

"I don't know… but we should try to find him ASAP!" Alora ordered.


Confessional: Dark Stuff happening here…

Sophie: ASAP? (She does some thinking, as her eyes glare.) Okay, that cubes it! That bitch is going down!

Alora: Yikes… These are some really effective ghosts…


Freaky Foxes

The team was vacuuming up green mook ghosts left and right around the mansion.

"Yikes… These dead dudes just keep on coming..." Haruto commented.

"You're saying it like it's a bad thing." Azura added.

"Hey, at least it ups our score." Danielle inquired, as she vacuumed up a ghost.

The team continued to sweep up ghosts, as a rather tannish ghost came up to them. She appeared to look like Courtney from the previous seasons.

"I dunno WHY I'm here!" The Ghost Courtney whined. "I'm supposed to be a Counselor in Training!"

"More like Crazy in Training." Azura snarked. "I would have thought up of something more crueler in place of the word Counselor, but that's beyond me."

"Yeah, and besides..." Tilly commented, twisting herself out of pure enjoyment. "You really can't hold your sundae anyway, amigo."

The Ghost Courtney was enraged. "WHAT! DID! YOU! SAY! TO! ME?!"

"Eh, the truth." Tilly shrugged, as she was lifted up by the Ghost Courtney.

"NO ONE! SAYS! SUNDAE! TO! MEEEEEEE!" The Ghost Courtney yelled out loud, as she tossed Tilly into a hallway, and slammed the door behind the Twisted Latino.

"Wow… Harsh." Haruto muttered.

"Is she gonna be okay?" Jeremiah asked in concern.

"If you can't spray it… Don't say it." Ghost Courtney commented, as she was filing her nails.

"Wait, I don't understand..." Jeremiah replied back. "Don't spray what?"

"Don't. Spray. It." Ghost Courtney answered.

"That movie involving that clown that Azura watched this morning?" Jeremiah asked back.

"And you're welcome for the Nightmare Fuel tonight by the way, Azura." Peki pouted.

"You haven't even heard of Nightmare Fuel yet, you insane boy!" Ghost Courtney said out loud.


Meanwhile, Haruto was whispering to Jeremiah, as he was nodding in approval. Once they were done…

"WEDGIE!" Haruto said out loud, giving a wedgie to the British boy. Courtney saw that, and started to blush.

"Oh, you're such a BAD boy..." Courtney mused out loud. "Teach me your secrets..."

"Well… The secret to a perfect wedgie is… NOW, FELIX!"

"Huh?" Courtney asked, as Felix was vaccuming up the distracted Courtney, taking her out of the challenge.

"I'm afraid you've been… impeached." Felix said out loud.

"That she is..." Haruto commented, as he looked at Jeremiah. "You gonna be okay, bud?"

"Yeah, I'll be fine..." Jeremiah answered back.


Confessional: Using negative stuff about a season for a positive use, huh?

Jeremiah: Yeah… Try telling that to my butt… Don't worry, Haruto. I forgive you.

Haruto: Hey, had to find a way to distract Courtney. What better way to do so than to awaken my inner Duncan? ...Don't hate me for this, Quant.

Danielle: Yikes… If we're dealing with villains of Total Drama past… Who's to say we're gonna deal with a Scarlett?

Azura: Eh, Courtney was a poser anyway…

Peki: To be fair… Courtney was kinda cute. -She then realizes what she said.- In a cool way, I mean!


Meanwhile, outside the door…

"Ugh… Bloody CIT..." Tilly pouted, as…

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

"Hold up… Is that Wiley?" Tilly asked herself. "Hold on, Precioso! I'm coming!"


With Wiley, he was being cornered by the Ghost Sugar.

"Come on, honey..." Sugar said out loud. "It's time for some... 'Lovin' Time'…"

"N-No!" Wiley ordered back. "I don't want any 'Lovin' Time' from you!"

Sugar then began to inhale.

"LoViN' TiMe! LoViN' TiMe!" Sugar sang out loud… very badly.

"No, stop… Please…" Wiley gulped as Sugar was now decked out in a rap outfit.

"Yo, it's time for some motherf***in' Lovin' Time!" Sugar rapped out loud.

"Someone! Anyone! Please!" Wiley cried out. "HELP ME!"

Sugar lifted Wiley up, and laid a big fat kiss on his lips…

"Get away from him, you PIECE OF MERIDA!"

"Tilly?" Wiley asked in surprise.

Wiley was dropped on the floor, as the Ghost Sugar floated over to Tilly.

"Oh, you're his girlfriend, right?!" Sugar yelled out. "He's picked a rather ugly girl from the bunch."

"Cut the merida! How DARE you kiss someone without THEIR consent, you Perra muy gordo?!" Tilly yelled out loud.

"Well, he needed some lovin' time… And I planned on servin' it to him." Sugar stated.

"Yeah, well… Serve this!" Tilly replied back, by tossing a cookie at Sugar. Predictably, it went through Sugar. "Oh… ghost. Forgot."

Sugar, however, followed the cookie.

"Free sample!" Sugar yelled out. "Come to momma!"

However, the obese beauty pageant winner was being pulled back by a force…

"No… My food! My Wiley! NOOOOOOOO!" Sugar yelled out loud, as she was sucked into the vacuum...

"Pfft… These ghosts are totes weak..." Tilly snarked, as she noticed Wiley, with his head buried in his arms, sobbing. "You okay, Wiley?"

"I… I don't know what to do..." Wiley sobbed out loud. "I was nearly..."

"Ssshh..." Tilly gently smiled back. "It's over, now. She's now sucked up in my vacuum."

"You sure?" Wiley asked. "She kinda separated my team..."

"That I'm sure of, cutie." Tilly commented. "Now, I think you should get back to your own amigos."

"Or, at least what's left of them..." Wiley mused, as the two exited the door.

"Well… See ya after the challenge." Tilly commented, giving off a wink before she ran to rejoin her team.

Wiley blushed back. "Later, Tilly."

"HEY, WILEY!" Sophie yelled out, as both Alora and Sophie ran up to the game show fan.

"Wiley, you okay?" Alora asked. "That Sugar didn't do anything to you, did she?"

"Um..." Wiley muttered. "Sophie, you've got some tunes on you?"

"Sure, in my bag." Sophie answered. "Why?"

"...I need it later on..." Wiley muttered.

"I'm not sure what occurred, but you up to vacuuming up some ghosts?" Alora suggested. "We would have been here sooner, had not been for some Greenies blocking our path."

"I'll… try." Wiley muttered.

"Wow… Sugar really laid one on you..." Sophie commented. "We don't blame you for outing out on us."

"For the team… I'll do my best." Wiley replied back.


Confessional: For the family… Or something in Spanish…

Wiley: To be truthful… I don't feel fine… At all… I feel completely violated… I am grateful for Tilly, though. -Blushes- Thanks… amigo.

Toone: Messing with that evil programming has did wonders…


Chipper Chipmunks

They too were vaccuming up ghosts as well… Most of them.

"Hey, this is really fun, Dusty!" Gladys said out loud. "Why not join us, darlin'?"

But Dusty Jr could only mutter some comfort words of his own.

We love our bread…

We love our butter…

But most of all…

We love each other…

"Yikes… How long has he been like this?" Cyrus asked.

"Ever since we entered the mansion." Natz answered.

"Hey, is that from Madeline?" Bitty asked.

"Hey, shut up!" Dusty Jr. defended. "I grew up with the series… I still enjoy it as well."

"He's right." Natz commented. "Trust me, I know."

"I self-read from those books..." Cyrus added. "I owe her a lot, to be honest."

"I totally learned how to read from the Arthur series." Xylia commented.

"Okay! All of the ghosts are more or less gone!" Kiri announced out loud. "Now, let's-"

He was taken back in surprise, as his hat was now embedded into the wall, with a knife sticking out of it.

"Aww, seriously?!" Kiri yelled out. "Jackie gave me that hat!"

"Yikes..." Cyrus commented. "I'll break out the sewing kit and do some repairs to it, Kiri."

"But that's for later; we gotta find out what psycho tried to decapitate Kiri." Bitty said out loud.

"No need to, short stuff..." A voice announced, as he floated right over. "Because he's right here..."

"Duncan?" Natz asked out loud.

"The guy who totally went Fourth of July on Chris' cottage?" Xylia added, as her cell phone rang. "Hello?"

"IT'S NOT A COTTAGE!" The real Courtney yelled from Xylia's cell phone. The Rookie Cook promptly hung up.

"Yeesh, question why someone totally blew up a mansion, and you're totally on their speed-dial for life." Xylia muttered.

"Well, looks like I have some helpings of geek for dinner." The Ghost Duncan commented. "Man, this is gonna be fun!"

Natz looked down at the word 'Geek' on her shirt. "Well… crap."

"Hold up!" Cyrus said out loud, grabbing Natz. "I've got an idea!"

"Um, Cyrus?" Natz asked out loud.

"Trust me on this one..." Cyrus added, as the two went into a wardrobe room.

Bitty scoffed at the two. "Pfft, this is no time to bail and be learning about fashion… Not from me. Why couldn't we go up against some girl named Crimson?"

"Err, I don't think we're supposed to know about that info yet, hon!" Gladys commented back.

"She IS the bomb… BOMB." Burt added.

"So, which one of you is first, hm?" Duncan asked.

"Looks like I'm SOOOO up first." Xylia answered, as she started to run towards Duncan, but…

SQUIRT!

Duncan fired some mustard into the Rookie Cook's mouth. Xylia's eyes soon bugged out.

"YUCK!" Xylia gagged. "I… Ugh… Excuse me..."

She ran into one of the bathrooms, to where there was some audible vomiting being heard.

"One loser down..." Duncan scoffed.

"So… Um..." Bitty started to say. "Crap. How do I flirt with boys?"

"Just give off a wink… And sizzle your butt, hon?" Gladys asked with a shrug.

Dusty Jr. blinked. "Ohhh... Just imagine him with a dress and boobs."

"I'll try..." Bitty commented, as she walked up to the Ghost Duncan, doing Dusty's suggestion. Gladys could only do a cross symbol with her fingers.

"Come on..." Dusty Jr. muttered.

"Um… Hi there, hot stuff?" Bitty asked, as she licked her finger, and touched her butt. "Uhh… sizzle?"

"She's dying out there…" Dusty Jr. commented. "Where the hell's Natalie?"

By luck, the door opened, and out stepped Natz… With a lollipop in her mouth, and wearing a leather jacket, and a fake nose ring. Duncan looked at the purple haired girl with interest.

"Don't worry, just say the words I taught you, okay!" Cyrus said out loud.

Natz nodded, as she faced the Ghost Duncan.

"Hey there, hot stuff..." Natz said out loud, as she sizzled her butt with gusto. "Wanna ditch these losers behind, while we go out back?"

The Ghost Duncan blushed. "S-Sure… Whatever you say..."

"I'll tag behind." Natz replied, as a grin developed on her face. "Also..."

Natz then ripped the leather jacket off, as thus the nose ring, revealing her original outfit underneath.

"Bad LUCK, Bad Boy!" Natz exclaimed, as she vaccumed up the Ghost Duncan.

"Whew… Great job, Natz!" Kiri cheered out loud.

"No prob; you gotta thank Cyrus." Natz nodded. "It was his idea, really..."

"Well… Yeah." Cyrus blushed in embarrassment.

"By the way… Where's my friend?" Natz asked.

"Ohhhh..." Xylia moaned, walking out of the bathroom and having barfed all of the mustard from her mouth. "Yuck… Never again..."

"Yikes..." Natz commented. "You gonna be okay there, Xy?"

"I'll be fine…" Xylia answered back. "Though I would totally want some sodas to nix this taste out..."


Confessional: Mustard is a Miss

Xylia: While I do totally like food… Just SOOOOO keep mustard away from me, okay? I totally hate it. Thankfully Cyrus gave me a Pepsi…

Natz: Well, huh… I still got it. -Smiles warmly-

Bitty: Hey, that unfashionable cutie ended up with mustard in her mouth… I had to attempt to return the favor… And fail at it.


With Candace, Kitt, and Sydney, they were in the mansion, looking for the possessed Toone.

"Soph?" Candace said out loud. "Soph, where are you?"

"Come on out, Toone!" Kitt also announced out loud. "I've got a Dipper plushie for you!"

"Toone?" Sydney added. "We promise we won't hurt you! The jerk that swiped your body, on the other hand…"

"Hello?" Toone's voice said out loud. "I'm trapped in this mansion, and I'm scared… Candy? Is that you?"

Candace breathed a sigh of relief. "Soph… Thank God you're safe..."

"Please… Help me out..." Toone commented.

"Don't worry; soon you'll be safe, and it'll be all over..." Kitt said out loud.

"No worries." Sydney inquired as well.

Candace got closer, as she could feel Toone's true self.

"Candy! H-Help..." Toone muttered.

"Ssshh… Don't worry..." Candace said out loud. "I'll get you outta this mess..."

At that moment, Toone's eyes went back into a dark glare, as she headbutted Candace.

"Fool… You fell right into my trap!" Toone said out loud. "The Toone you all know and love is gone… FOR GOOD!"

"What?!" Candace yelled out loud. "No way! My best friend is STILL in there, you ass!"

"Soon… You'll be joining her as well… Good bye… FOREVER!" Toone announced, as she fired the laser at the group…

"Eat snot, clod!"

At that moment, the canvasizing occurred, as a picture frame fell onto the ground.

"Come on, wanna fire that gun twice?" Sydney taunted. "All you managed to hit was one of my snot balls… You piece of snot thief!"

"Hmph, I'd look again. It looks like my words have taken hold on 'Candy.'" Toone commented.

Sydney took a glance at Candace, who was in tears by now. The toy then glared back at Toone.

"As well they should. Who could ever be friends with an obnoxious brat like this child?" Toone lectured.

Candace couldn't help but cry. "I… do."

"Auuugghhh! That's it, Naughty List!" Sydney yelled out loud, as she used her sticky snot to rip the gun out of Toone's hands. She soon slammed it onto the ground, breaking it into pieces. "Where's your power NOW?!"

Sydney launched another snot ball at Toone, as she deflected it with a frying pan. The ball soon landed on the front door, shutting it and sealing it shut.

"I don't need no stupid gun… You're all powerless under my rule." Toone announced. "By this time… All of the ghosts are reprogrammed… They're under MY hands now…"

"You WHAT?!" Kitt yelled out. "We nixed the Pure Black programs because they were TOO evil! Way too evil for the tweens to handle!"

"…Foolish brat. Use that word correctly or I will wrap this child's puny hands around your neck and squeeze." Toone snapped back.

"...Doubt that'll do much, hon." Sydney commented.

"That's true, you know." Candace nodded, wiping the tears from her face.

"Well now, shall we test that theory, children?" Toone said, as she was getting close to the trio.

"Kitt, Sydney? Is there an intercom system in this joint?" Candace asked.

"I sure hope so..." Sydney answered.

"Third floor, fifth room to the right." Kitt instructed.

"Good, because we gotta warn the kids!" Candace said out loud.

"I'll keep her busy." Sydney inquired. Kid? Older kid? Get to bookin' it."

"Right!" Both Candace and Kitt answered back in unison, as Sydney looked at the possessed girl.


Confessional: Boy, talk about intense…

Sydney: My second day on the job, and I'm already fighting against a coworker… Yikes. This is pretty much gonna balls up any other job opportunties.

Kitt: Here's hoping the Intercom isn't trashed…


Outside the Mansion, Kacy was in the shower, while Lucas was outside the room. He was instructed by Kacy to bring a new costume for her. Narixxa was perched on Lucas' shoulder.

"Why did that chubby girl have to vomit on me..." Kacy lamented.

"I dunno why. Some people are just like that..." Lucas replied back. "Besides, I bought you another costume, Sister Kacy."

"Thank you..." Kacy replied back. "I know my parents will understand about this situation,,,"

"What situation, may I ask?" Lucas asked.

"Well… You know how I always dress in outfits?" Kacy questioned back.

"Yes, why is that?" Lucas asked.

"Well... My parents are owners of a costume shop. I'm usually asked to advertise for the shop every now and then." Kacy explained. "They're good parents and all, and they do give me some down-time to boot. Still, I want them to be a success. It's why I packed my wardrobe of outfits of various cartoon characters. That way, my parents can get various customers pouring in."

"Well. If you did that on your own, that shows you're really dedicated to your family business." Lucas explained.

"Yeah, I am..." Kacy commented. "So, what outfit did you pick out?"

"Well, I looked around, and I found a costume with a gem accessory and sandals. I left them outside the door." Lucas answered.

"Nice, a Steven Universe cosplay." Kacy replied back. "Nice find, Lucas! Now… Turn around. No peeking!"

"Okay..." Lucas said, as he turned around. "...Satan, get behind me…"

"Wow, Kacy. You look really cute." Lucas looked over the costume- lingering on one particular section.

"Yeah, I agree!" Narixxa also complimented, as she noticed her friend she was standing on. "Lucas? You're starring at her feet. Something wrong?"

"Thanks!" Kacy replied back, as she noticed Narixxa, standing on Lucas' shoulder. "What's that?"

"Who, and this is Narixxa. Ivan found her after she crashed her escape pod. Narixxa, this is Sister Kacy. She's a part of our team."

"Cool!" Kacy replied back, as she remembered something. "Crap! I just remembered! Ivan's still missing!"

"And my hunch is that he's inside the Mansion somewhere." Lucas inquired. "We better book it!"


The two, plus Narixxa, ran back to the mansion… Where it was sealed shut, thanks to Sydney's glue shot. Lucas tried to pull it open, to no avail.

"Yeah… This'll pose a problem." Lucas commented.

"No prob! We just climb up the walls!" Kacy replied back, as she fired her grappling hook up on the third floor. "Going up!"

Lucas looked at the rope, and sweat-dropped.

"Yep… Big problem."


Confessional: First Floor, Lobby! DING!

Kacy: I gotta thank Lucas for hearing about my situation. He's more or less a kind guy!

Lucas: There was one good thing about escorting Sist- Kacy. I was able to talk with her and get to know her better. That, and I got to pick out an outfit that showed off her best feature. ...God is good. Rope climbing? Pure work of the Devil.


Tubular Toads

Alora, Wiley, and Sophie were vaccuming up ghosts left and right, hoping that they wouldn't have to run into another Sugar anytime soon.

"Is it just me, or are these ghosts kinda a little TOO much?" Wiley asked, taking care of a couple ghosts. "The Ghosts in Luigi's Mansion were slightly playful to a degree. These ghosts? They're off the walls psychotic in nature!"

"What was Chris thinking?!" Alora yelled out loud. "Knowing him, we'll have to face off against the Purple Guy next!"

"I still hold the record for the loudest scream while playing Five Nights!" Sophie said out loud.

"Um, Sophie?" Alora asked, as the Loud Girl looked up.

"Whoa!" Sophie yelped, as she flipped back, barely dodging a piece of some falling ceiling. The three looked at the piece that nearly sent Sophie to the great beyond.

"Yikes… You think someone's after our blood..." Alora commented, shivering.

"Boy, I'll say…" Sophie muttered. "I nearly got killed!"

"So… Who very nearly squished our friend?" Wiley said out loud, as a note flew onto his feet. He picked it up and read it.

Silence is Golden… And you're about to be silenced… Forever.

The Cloaked Shadow

"Well, then..." Wiley commented, as he pocketed the letter. "Whoever you are… Come on out! You're the next ghosty baddie in The Vaccum of Right-ness!"

"Err… You really gotta work on your game show taunts." Sophie suggested.

Right at that moment, a floating, cloaked ghost was overlooking the kids. He gave off a chuckle.

"Three kids… This is just too easy..." The cloaked ghost chuckled. "You all fell into my trap, nonetheless…"

"Wait, this ceiling crushing was just a trap?" Alora asked out loud.

"Why should I bother telling you this?" The cloaked ghost answered back. "In another universe, all three of you would have been booted before your prime."

"Might as well tell us." Wiley commented. "We've got nothing else to do."

"Fine… I'll tell you why." The cloaked ghost nodded. "You wanna know WHY I wanted you two gone? So I will be noticed. I will get the merch! I will score the hot chicks! Not some red-head like you!"

"But… You're a red-head too." Wiley nodded.

"Wait, what?" The cloaked ghost asked in confusion, as his robe was vacuumed up by Alora, revealing his true self. He had red hair, and a scowling, bespectacled face.

"Nice work distracting him, Wiley! WOO!" Sophie cheered out loud, giving a fist bump to the Game Show fan.

But the ghost was having none of it, as he erupted in rage. "Where's MY merch?! Where's MY chiseled statues of me?!" The ghost yelled out loud in anger. "I shall MAKE the world know the name of Fosley Powers!"

"Yep… And for the record..." Wiley added, as he aimed his vacuum cleaner at the egomaniac. "You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye!"

"Nooo! You haven't heard the last of meeee!" Fosley yelled out loud, as he was sucked into Wiley's vacuum.

"Nice comeback, Wiley!" Alora cheered. "Way to teach that creep who's boss!"

"Thanks for taking him down!" Sophie also said as well.

"Thanks, girls." Wiley nodded. "Now… Let's move on. Hopefully we've seen the last of this guy."


Confessional: Cloaked no more!

Wiley: Between him and Sugar… He was rather weak, to be honest. Also, what did he mean by merch?

Alora: -Is holding a Jeremiah doll- What? I found it in the Confessional. Who makes these things, anyway?

Sophie: Now, the main question remains… Where's Quant?


Back with Ivan and Quant, the two tweens turned paintings were talking amongst themselves.

"I never thought it would end this way…" Quant muttered. "Stuffed into a painting..."

"Heck, I never thought it would end this way as well." Ivan commented.

"I've more or less accepted my fate by this point..." Quant lamented. "Sophie's not gonna help me, we're stuck in this painting… This is my life in a nutshell..."

"Hey, don't give up just yet!" Ivan suggested. "Someone WILL help us get out of our framed prison! I'm sure of it."

"You... really think so?" Asked Quant.

"I know so..." Ivan answered.

"You know… For someone who has such an evil hobby… You're not that evil… At all." Quant complimented.

"Thanks, Quant..." Ivan replied back. "For someone who declares everything evil… You CAN be a sweet girl."

"I guess..." Quant muttered. "T...T...Thanks… Ivan."


Freaky Foxes

Tilly, having caught up with the team, was back in action while they were taking care of various ghosts everywhere.

"Yeesh, this is getting intense..." Tilly commented.

"Yeah, tell me about it." Azura muttered. "These idiot ghosts are getting more and more dangerous, to boot."

Even Coco was concerned.

"Guys, I may be silly at times, but these ghosts are bar none, not what I usually summon." Coco admitted.

"What do you usually summon, Coco?" Haruto asked, interested.

"Eh, just your vanilla Casper types." Coco answered back. "Also, is it me… Or is it getting colder in here?"

"I don't mind." Felix smiled. "I adore the cold!"

"And hey, chilled chocolate's there for a reason!" Coco nodded. "Bring on the cold!"

At that point, the room began to get a lot colder.

"Okay… Maybe not." Coco shivered, as she sneezed as well.

"Okay… Now I think THAT is beyond too cold, even for Ivy's standards." Felix admitted.

"What's wrong? Getting the cold shoulder?" A new voice said out loud as she floated to the tweens. She appeared to be blonde, wearing a cheerleader's outfit, and had a beauty mark on her. She grinned sadistically at the tweens as well.

"Wait… You're the one that turned down the heat?" Haruto asked.

"What's it to you?" The ghost cheerleader answered. "Because I, Amy, didn't get the lead part! My stupid, retarded sister Samey did!"

"And what does that have to justify with giving us acute Hypothermia?!" Peki scolded.

"Because I wanna show the school what happens when you fuck with me, Amy!" Amy screamed out loud.

"Like how, presenting the school with an iced Danielle gift?" Peki yelled back.

"Hey, it worked for Jeremiah earlier, the retard." Amy admitted.

Jeremiah could only sigh, as he sneezed.

"Now… Time for a Death Rally!" Amy announced, as she launched some pom-poms from her hands. Due to the cold, the tweens were downed from their punch… Except one.

"Yeesh, and I thought cheerleaders from various 80's films were catty..." Danielle commented.

"Wait, you're still standing?!" Amy looked down at the Animal Outfit wearing tween.

"Huh… Never thought this suit would come in handy from the cold..." Danielle commented.

"Ugh!" Amy screamed out loud. "You're IMPOSSIBLE!"

She then fired several pom-poms at the tween, who managed to dodge them.

"DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!" Amy yelled out.

"Way to go, our OTP lass!" Jeremiah cheered.

"Don't you mean OP?" Haruto corrected.

"Right, OP!" Jeremiah chuckled.

Danielle slid underneath the deranged ghost of a cheerleader, as she aimed her vacuum at Amy.

"Hey, twin? Time to hit the showers..." Danielle snarked, as she managed to vacuum up Amy, all with a grin underneath her mask.

"Nice job, Danielle!" Peki said out loud. "But now… Can you turn up the heat? It's rather freezing in here."

Danielle chuckled. "Will do, Peki!"

But at the air conditioner, she was taken back by what she saw…

Ivan's bug net was snapped in two.

"Oh… my..." Danielle muttered. "It's Ivan's net..."

"That net he usually carries around?" Tilly asked, as Danielle nodded. "Well… This is odd."

"Okay, now I am getting really freaked out." Peki added. "Ivan could be in danger..."

"Yeah. We should book it, and try to find him!" Danielle ordered.


Confessional: If only they knew…

Danielle: Whoever wrecked Ivan's net's gonna be in one world of hurt…

Tilly: Pfft, it's not like I cared for him…


Chipper Chipmunks

They were now in the kitchen, sweeping up ghosts.

"Whoa, talk about a BOMB mess..." Burt muttered.

"Yeah, tell me about it." Kiri added.

However, there was the crunching of some chips, followed by a huge burp.

"Hm?" Natz followed the crunching into a computer room, where an obese tween ghost was floating. He had a striped shirt on, and was munching on chips.

"Stupid, idiotic tweens… They all fell for it." The tween muttered. "That Pokemaniac may have tore through my team of hacked Legendaries with a Slurpuff… But I shall remain tall in the end..."

"Er… Excuse me?" Natz asked, as the tween turned around.

"Ahhh… Greetings, Natalie Wilton..." The ghost tween announced. "It is I… Edgar."

"Err… it's Natz." Natz commented back, as the rest of the tweens piled in. "I kinda took the name after… Yeah."

"The plane crash that claimed the lives of your mother and father? Tragic, I know..." said Edgar with a confident smirk on his face.

"W...What?!" Natz yelled out in shock. "But… Nobody knows that!"

Xylia's eyes went wide. "Wow… That happened to ya? Natz… I'm totally very sorry..."

"Natalie deserved it, the ugly bitch..." Edgar replied back. "Her quote-unquote older sister beat me… In a Pokemon battle!"

"That's an idiotic reason to just blurt out that someone's parents died!" Cyrus yelled at the ghost. "Not to mention petty!"

Natz could only glare at Edgar.

"Xylia? Cyrus? Everyone else? ...Please clear the room..." Natz ordered, as everyone fled the computer room.


Now outside, the team was listening to some sounds of violence, as Natz was vacuuming up the ghost.

"Um… Wow." Dusty Jr. commented. "Natz, RE-PRE-SENT?"

"Boy, I'll say..." Bitty added. "You never, under any circumstances, call an orphan ugly."

"Annnnddd there goes a vase." Kiri said, hearing what was a crematic smashing onto the ground.

"You even think its BOMB suitable for children's eyes?" Burt asked.

"I totally doubt it." Xylia answered, as the door opened, revealing Natz, having vacuumed up Edgar.

"Okay… That was a thing I rather not repeat anytime soon..." Natz admitted.

"What occurred?" Xylia asked.

"I… rather not repeat it." Natz answered. "It's rather… personal."

She then looked around, and got close to Xylia.

"Come see me tonight; I'll tell you then..." Natz whispered into Xylia's ear.

"Will do." Xylia whispered back.


Confessional: Boy, this is gonna be some heavy stuff…

Natz: Xylia, I can trust to tell my story to. As for everyone else? I rather not discuss it… Yet.

Xylia: Wow, I can tell I'm in for some totally heavy crap.


With Candace and Kitt, they made it to the Third Floor, after being slowed down by some Green ghosts.

"Okay, it's the fifth room to the right!" Kitt said out loud.

"Got it!" Candace replied back.

"Hey, by the way… How did you become her friend/babysitter?" Kitt asked.

"Well, I was at a school assembly, and Toone was sitting alone. So, I decided to sit next to her to keep her company. We really connected due to our love of cartoons, and we've been friends ever since." Candace explained.

"Wow, you two must be peas in a pod, huh?" Kitt commented with a smile. "Okay, here we are!"

The two entered the room, as they were suddenly in shock.

The intercom equipment has been damaged beyond repair.

"You gotta be kidding me..." Kitt muttered. "Dammit, this kid is smart…"

"No… This is no mere kid we're dealing with." Candace explained. "I have the strongest hunch that someone is possessing Toone."

"Well, she did act rather strange when she grabbed some golden medallion last night." Kitt commented.

"And what occurred after that?" Candace asked.

"Me and Sophie of the Toads were chloroformed." Kitt answered.

"So… Toone grabbed some medallion, got possessed..." Candace stated. "Hmm..."

"Yeah, Candace?" Kitt asked.

"It may be a long shot, but… Think True Love can bring someone back from being possessed?" Candace questioned.

"You may be right… Let's do this." Kitt answered back.


Confessional: Let's make this plan come together!

Candace: Yeeeaaahh, no. This ghost is being cancelled… Tonight.


Having climbed up to a balcony, Kacy and Lucas snuck into the mansion, and back into the game.

"Woo!" Kacy cheered out loud. "Doing that Gym Rope Thingy in school really paid off! You doing okay, Lucas?"

Lucas, however, was panting pretty hard.

"Just give me a second..." Lucas breathed, as he sat down. "Love Thy Cushion..."

"Err… I don't think that's a real Bible quote." Kacy noted.

"After climbing up a rather large wall… I'm ready to plop down and snore." Lucas stated.

Kacy looked around the room, and whistled. The entire room was filled with pictures of helicopters, and helicopter toys.

"Gee, you think this dude has enough helicopter merchandise?" Kacy asked out loud.

"Eh, I'm one to talk; my brother Markie more or less got me into Mario." Lucas explained.

"Huh… Never took you for a gamer." Kacy nodded.

"Never judge someone by their cover." Lucas replied back, as there was some yelling.

"BATHROOMS!"

"HELICOPTERS!"

"BATHROOMS!"

"HELICOPTERS!"

The door opened, revealing two ghosts around their age. They were… currently arguing.

"Bathrooms are more superior!"

"Nuh-huh! Helicopters are!"

Kacy and Lucas watched the two go back and forth with their arguments. The two ghosts soon started a wimpy slap fight.

"All of this over a machine capable of flight and a room in the house?" Narixxa asked, as she did a coo-coo motion. "Who comes up with these ideas?"

Lucas was in thought. "I should ask God that when my time is up. Course, I may be super-old by then. But in the meantime… Kacy, wanna join me?"


The two tweens walked out of the room, with two fresh ghosts in their vaccums.

"Nice job, Kacy! How did you distract them, anyway?" Lucas asked.

"Simple; I made a Toiletcopter outta lego." Kacy answered.

"Sounds fun! But now, we should find our team. They must be worried sick about us." Lucas commented.


Confessional: Those are the more stranger gimmicks.

Lucas: All I can say is that our resident Coco isn't all about chocolate…


Back with Sydney and Toone, the two were battling. They were on equal ground.

"Come on, clod!" Sydney said out loud. "I'm from the late 80's! Made with the purest of fightin' skill!"

"You're dripping with evil. Therefore, you cannot win." Toone snarked back, kicking Sydney on the stomach.

"Mommy, I don't feel good..." Sydney's voice box said out loud.

"...I'll pretend you didn't hear that." Sydney commented.

"Oh dear, it appears you're defective after all. Time to scrap you for good." Toone announced, as…

"Sydney!" Candace shouted out loud, with Kitt following her.

Toone quickly turned around. "Candy! It's so good to see you again!" She said, in Toone's voice.

"Cut the crap! We know you're not the REAL Soph!" Candace scolded.

"Candy… I thought we were friends…" Toone pouted.

"We know… Or I know who you are… Mr. Smith!" Kitt yelled back.

Toone's eyes took a dark glare, as she looked at the two.

"…I see you brats finally got a clue. But you're too late. Soon, the world will be purged of evil." Toone snapped out loud.

At that point, she was tied up by some sticky, glue-like snot.

"What the?! Unhand me, you defective urchin!" Toone shouted out loud.

"Got her!" Sydney announced, holding onto the snot. "Do whatever it is you're gonna do!"

Candace crept closer to the tied-up Toone.

"Now… Soph? Think far back to when we first met..." Candace explained.

"I never met you before in my life, child." Toone snapped out loud.

"Remember… the assembly?" Candace asked.

"No time for flashbacks, flower!" Sydney commented. "Trying to keep this psycho from pulling a Ghetsis!"

"Just reason with me on this one, Sydney." Candace replied back, before turning back towards Toone. "Just remember..."


A few years ago…

A more younger Toone was sitting in the auditorium, all by her lonesome, looking lonely. The rest of the classes were in there, as well.

"I wish I could sit next to everyone in my class without freaking out…" Toone lamented.

"Um... Is this seat taken?"

"Hmm? Oh, no, it isn't. Thanks!" Toone replied back, as the owner of the voice took her seat.

The girl sitting next to Toone was wearing glasses, and had a flower barette in her hair. She also seemed to be wearing a shirt with the Angry Beavers on it.

"S-So… h-hi." Toone muttered.

"Assembly time, huh?" The bespectacled girl said out loud. "I much rather be drawing something."

"Oh… OK. What… um, do you… well, draw?" Toone asked.

"Various stuff, like cartoons… That kinda stuff." The bespectacled girl admitted, fiddling with her glasses.

"C-Cartoons? I've heard Mom and Dad mention them, but I've heard bad things about them f-from others…" Toone commented nervously.

But the bespectacled girl smiled warmly. "Trust me, there's nothing to be worried about. I'm an avid fan of cartoons ever since before I could walk."

"Oh, I see. …They don't involve t-talking to others, right?" Toone asked.

"No, or course not." The bespectacled girl answered back. "Heck, you're talking to me right now, so that's something."

"Well… you just seem nice, I guess… maybe you could show me these cartoons? Mom and Dad aren't around a lot… so…" Toone muttered.

"It's a deal. I'll be over later today, at that." The bespectacled girl replied back.

"OK. See you then… um…"

"It's Candace." Candace replied back with a warm smile, as the two sat back to pay attention to the assembly.

"And… I'm Sophie. Sophie Toone. N-Nice to meet you…"


Present Day

Back with Candace, she was trying everything to get through to Toone.

"Do you remember when Gravity Falls first came on the air? All the theories we thought up?" Candace asked, trying to get through her friend.

"I… don't… yes!" Toone muttered.

"No, you child!"

"And when we had late night toon sessions, and all the trouble we nearly got into?" Candace asked.

"Those… evil… fun!"

Sydney was struggling to keep Toone tied up.

"You may wanna do this, and quick, flower!" Sydney yelled out, about to give out.

"You're more than a friend to me, Sophie Toone… I'm a sister to you..." Candace said, with a tear falling down her cheek. "I… love you..."

At that moment, the snot gave way… Sydney's strength had given out.

"I… you're awf-amazing too, Candy!" Toone replied back, as she was taken in by a hug from Candace. Toone, in turn, returned the hug.

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

At that moment, Mr. Smith was expelled out of Toone's body, and looking down at the hugging.

"AUUUGGHH!" Mr. Smith yelled out in rage. "I was so close… Only to be defeated by this thing called love..."

"Bye-bye! Have fun in the realm of toons!" Toone said back with a smile.

"No matter… As long as the medallion is still around… I'm still at my strongest! Plus..." Mr. Smith looked down at the group. "I know where those two brats are."

"That… doesn't sound good…" Toone nervously commented.

Kitt snapped his fingers. "Ivan and Quant!"

Meanwhile, Candace looked up at Mr. Smith.

"Okay, you kill-joy! Where's the medallion?" Candace ordered.

"Ask your brat right there… She smashed it last night." Mr. Smith snapped back. "With them near by… I am borderline undefeatable! And my power is growing, already..."

"…Oops." Toone muttered, as…

"Hey, guys!" Danielle yelled, as she and the rest of the teams ran into the rooms. "Wow, that's gotta be the most life-like ghost yet..."

"That's no fake ghost..." Kitt muttered.

"Wait… Baldy here is… an actual ghost?" Haruto asked.

"Wow… someone's smart." Mr. Smith sneered back. "Shame your brains had to be wasted by someone so evil..."

"What's with all of this 'evil' talk? Evil doesn't exist, silly!" Toone commented.

"Enough from you!" Mr. Smith snapped at Toone, causing most of the tweens to glare at the ghost.

"Well, that totally cubes it." Xylia muttered, taking out her cell phone. That's totally a spook, specter, or a ghost if I ever saw one! I'm SOOOOO calling for backup."

"Who you gonna call, Xylia?" Natz asked.

"Hopefully, they'll pick up." Xylia answered. "Something's strange and it don't look good…"

Xylia dialed the following number: 555-2368

On the other line, a lady, filing her nails, picked up the ringing phone.

"Wintata Wooden Frying Pan Warehouse..." Said the lady on the other line.

"Huh? I thought I was totally calling Ghostbusters..." Xylia replied back.

"Look, are you going to buy a wooden frying pan, or not? We're having a good sale on frying pans made out of petrified wood..." The lady pitched.

"Okay. 1. We totally have a psychopath old geezer of a ghost ready to off us, and all you can SOOOOO talk about is wooden frying pans? 2. How CAN you make a frying pan out of petrified wood? It doesn't make SOOOO much sense! And 3. That white hand on your shoulder? It's totally not of this world... Not anymore." Xylia added.

"IDIOT! If you aren't gonna buy a wooden frying pan, then hang up, and don't call again!" The lady yelled out loud, as there was a clicking sound. "Damn prank callers, making me potentially late for the Xylia Footsies Fan Club meeting..."

"Boy, I'll say..." Said a ghost, right out of nowhere... The lady only lasted three seconds before screaming in terror...


Back at the chaos at hand...

"Geez, what a total grouch." Xylia replied, pocketing her cell phone.

"So… what do we do?" Natz asked.

"I… dunno..." Xylia gulped. "This goes beyond anything I can do."

"…I take it back. You children aren't evil. You're stupid." Mr. Smith added.

Candace did some thinking, and grinned. "Not entirely. Kids, did you pick up a piece of gold today?"

"What is even happening?" Mr. Smith asked.

"Xylia gave me this..." Bitty commented, as she forked over her golden shard to Candace.

"Me and Narixxa found this as well." Lucas added, giving Candace his shard as well.

"Ditto for me." Haruto commented, giving his golden shard up.

"Eh, I never liked it, anyway." Sydney admitted, forking over her shard.

"Here you go, Candy!" Toone exclaimed, giving her shard up.

"Nice..." Candace grinned.

"What kinda evil action are you planning, you worthless child?!" Mr. Smith yelled out in rage.

"Wait… You've talked about evil all this time..." Sophie commented. "Right when we first… met..."

She then looked at Toone, and back at Mr. Smith.

"It was YOU that kidnapped Ivan and Quant!" Sophie yelled out loud, pointing at Mr. Smith. "You sick, sadistic bastard!"

"They were evil and needed to be purged from the world. I fail to see the problem." Mr. Smith commented. "It doesn't matter; I'm powerful, and you're not..."

But Sophie was having none of it.

"Cut the crap! Where… are my friends?!" Sophie yelled out.

"I refuse to give that knowledge to an evil, noisy brat such as yourself." Mr. Smith replied back.

"Then, I'm getting that info my way!" Sophie said, as she started to make chase towards a hallway.

"You're NOT getting them, child!" Mr. Smith spat out, as he started to give chase to the loud girl.

"Okay, Candy! Your turn!" Toone replied back, looking at Candace.

"Right!" Candace nodded, as she too started to run, shards in hand.


Sophie ran through the halls as fast as she could. One room, though, caught her eye.

"Hello… What's this?" Sophie asked, as she entered the room.

Inside, though… Was the paintings of Ivan and Quant.

"No way… You're kidding me..." Sophie said, with her eyes going wide.

With the paintings themselves…

"It's Sophie..." Quant muttered. "Ivan, someone did find us..."

"See? Miracles do exist." Ivan commented back. "Now… Let's find someone that can free us from these framed prisons."

"What… happened?" Sophie asked. "I don't know what occurred… But dammit, I'm getting you two outta there!"

"No, you aren't, child."

Mr. Smith soon entered the room, looking down at Sophie.

"Ugh, you again?!" Sophie asked in annoyance. "What's your deal? Why did you have to kidnap my friend?!"

"Sophie..." Quant muttered.

"I have my reasons, child. Reasons that go far beyond your bratty mind. But you won't live long enough to hear them." Mr. Smith answered.

"And what's the deal with calling everything evil?" Sophie asked.

At that point, Mr. Smith lobs an axe at the Loud Girl. Thankfully, she dodged the blow in time.

"As I said, you won't live long enough to hear the explanation for that." Mr. Smith snapped back.

Sophie whimpered.

"I… need a miracle..."


Meanwhile, Candace reached the kitchen, with Toone following her.

"So, what are you gonna do with those shards, Candy?" Toone asked.

"Simple… I'm gonna torch them." Candace answered back. "If this works… It should weaken that ghost's power."

"Go for it, Candy!" Toone cheered out loud, as Candace opened the oven door, and lobbed the medallion pieces in there. Once they were all in there, she turned the knob as high as she could.

"Soph, wanna do the honors?" Candace asked, eying the start button.

"You bet!" Toone exclaimed, as she pounded the start button. Within moments, the oven turned on, and cremated the golden medallion pieces into ash. What assumed to be magical energies from inside the stove more or less fizzled out.

"Okay, our freak of the weak should be weaken enough by now..." Candace commented, as she fiddled with her glasses.


With Sophie, she was starting to tire, from dodging the axe blows.

"I… can't keep up..." Sophie panted, as Mr. Smith looked down. "Sorry, Ivan… Sorry, Quant..."

"Ahh… I've always thought you would be more tougher than that..." Mr. Smith said, as he raised his axe. "See you in HELL!"

He raised the axe, as a shock hit him. At that moment, he dropped his axe on the ground.

"My energy… NOOOOOOO!"

Sophie grinned, as she got her second wind.

"WOOOOOO!" Sophie cheered, perking back up. "Now it's MY turn!"

Mr. Smith looked down at the Loud Girl.

"I think not, you pitiful child. By the end of this night… You will DIE." Mr. Smith replied back.

"Bring it on, party-pooper!" Sophie snarked back.


CLIFFHANGER! So very sorry to keep you hanging! But who will come out of here alive? You gotta stay tuned and find out!

Fosley, Edgar, Henry, and Dexter all belong to CragmiteBlaster.

NEXT TIME: The climatic battle… And a vote off as well.